[Comprehensive] delicious superhero

Damian came home with the siu mai, and as soon as he entered the door, he heard Lucifer growling.

Since "she" is currently a little loli under the age of five, even if she is furious, the voice she shouts is still a cute little milk voice, which sounds weird and inconsistent.

Damian changed his shoes and pushed open the heavy wooden door of the living room.In the bright hall, his dear brothers were standing or sitting, with different postures, but they all looked at Lucifer who was holding his fist and losing his temper while standing on the sofa with loving faces.

Damian greeted his brothers, put the takeaway box on the coffee table, and sat on the small stool by the window.

"Damn it! Dick, don't laugh! Do you think I want this?" Lucifer said angrily, "Of course, I don't mean to dislike this body. This poor child, she is so cute, but she was raped by her vicious step-sister Pushed down the eighteenth floor."

Dick laughed tremblingly: "You first explain the ins and outs clearly, Alfred has already gone to help you find a suitable male corpse."

Lucifer rolled his eyes (Tim sighed so cutely), and said depressedly: "This matter starts from last month, Chloe and I had a fight..."

Suddenly, there was a booing of disgust in the living room.

"Huh~"

"Tsk tsk tsk tsk, you will abuse the dog as soon as you come."

"shameless!"

"Why do you say such inappropriate things?"

In the end, it was Dick who came out to discipline: "Quiet! Listen to him before booing!"

It was like pressing the mute button on the remote control, and the scene was immediately quiet, not a single noise could be heard.

Lucifer rolled his eyes again, and continued: "So, I ran back to hell for a few days, but I missed her so much..."

This guy started to show affection again, Jason frowned and tried to throw a fruit knife at him, Tim stopped him quickly.

"How could you do such a cruel thing to a baby!" Tim said righteously, "Can't you wait for him to change his body before throwing it?"

Lucifer: "..."

Jason shrugged, leaned back with folded arms, and said nothing.

"Later, I decided to go back to the world—you know, I have to pass through many gates of hell, there are probably thousands of them." Lucifer said angrily, "Just when I successfully passed through the last gate, Da Da Da la - a miracle happened."

The shock body, which is popular among headline parties, can perfectly reproduce the scene at that time: shock!The king of hell went home to visit relatives, and when he woke up, his own body was lying beside him!God was shocked when he saw it!

Damian looked confused: "What are you talking about? I don't understand."

Tim and Jason also shook their heads, spreading their hands in helplessness.

"His aura is separated from his body," Dick explained.

Although the government always denies the existence of the Protoss, in fact, there are a large number of Protoss living on the earth.

However, compared with other gods who carefully guard the secrets of the clan, Lucifer has always been an arrogant alien. He can be called the big mouth of the gods and the gossip king of the universe. After he knows any secret, it is tantamount to telling the whole universe. .

Especially when he is drunk, he likes to chat with others. Others say that the secret is to pour beans out of a bamboo tube. He uses a fully automatic mortar spraying machine to spray mortar at high speed, and Chloe can't stop it.

When investigating cases in Los Angeles before, Dick was lucky enough to hang out with Lucifer a few times, and every time he was forced to listen to him tell all kinds of gossip secrets accumulated by various protoss in the tens of thousands of years of history, and the three views were refreshed again and again. once.

What Zeus and Hera fought in front of the public when they disagreed. Poseidon is a strict wife. My sister likes to kill people everywhere to find excitement. Do you think she is anti-social? My brother and I competed in the Garden of Eden for favor To cause damage, I cut off my wings every day to anger my father and so on.

Therefore, Dick also has a little understanding of the origin and history (and porn|love|love|history) of the Hebrew gods.

At this time, seeing that Damian was still in a daze, he explained in detail: "When Lucifer's mother was thrown into hell, her physical body was taken away. Since then, she has no entity, only divine light. So much so that she escaped from prison to After the human world, she must possess the body of a human being who has just died, otherwise she will be completely annihilated after the light fades away."

Damian suddenly realized.

Lucifer added: "Another reason is that the divine light contains infinite power. If there is no entity to carry it, it will easily cause harm to other species on the earth, just like this."

As he spoke, he took off the Band-Aid wrapped around his little finger, and a small but dazzling ray of light poured out immediately. Even though the distance was not too close, Damian could still feel the scorching heat like fire.

There was only a sound of "Zi La", accompanied by a smell of lime powder, and there was a small pit on the wall.The sunlight outside the house was shining through the small hole, hitting "Lucifer"'s delicate face, making "she" look like a charming Barbie doll in the window.

Dick paused for a moment, then slapped the table: "Who the hell allowed you to break through the wall of my house?!"

Tim jumped up and grabbed him: "Don't scare the baby!"

Lucifer looked aggrieved: "I'm just giving an example! In short, I have to go back to hell again, but this body is too fragile to withstand a long journey."

Tim suddenly said: "What will happen to this little girl after your divine light is transferred to other corpses?"

Lucifer looked serious: "As a thank you for helping the gods, she will be resurrected. This is the second reason I'm looking for you: Please punish her stepsister severely."

"Don't worry." Tim sat back to his original place, his fingers creaking, "I hate the beast that kills children the most."

The older brothers were still on business, so they handed over the responsibility of taking care of Lucifer in the loli form to Damian. He tried to invite Dick to taste the siu mai he brought back, but was rejected as expected.

Dick: "Even if I starved to death, I wouldn't eat Shanna's food."

Lucifer didn't understand, so: "Why? Shanna's craftsmanship is very good."

Damian nodded repeatedly.

Dick sneered: "Come on, I don't know your routine yet? Do you really think I haven't watched "Despicable Me" and "Minions"?"

Lucifer said modestly: "Forgive me for being stupid, please explain in detail."

"Even if it's unpalatable, pretend it's a delicacy in the world and drag others into the water." Dick glanced at the takeaway box and said disdainfully, "I'm not that easy to lie."

Lucifer and Damian looked at each other, and said quietly: "Young man, you are a bit on guard."

"Anyway, I don't know how to eat." Dick looked down at the phone, "Alfred is on his way back, you should prepare."

Lucifer: "Okay."

The tasting was smoother than Gu Shanna imagined. Several employees were very serious. They memorized the taste and type of the dishes in a very short period of time. All kinds of emergencies.

Seeing their hard work, Gushanna was very relieved, and felt that it was just around the corner to complete the task of the restaurant.

However, the pit filling task got stuck again as expected.The last update had consumed all of Gushanna's inspiration and enthusiasm in recent years, and now asking her to write another [-] words is simply as difficult as reaching heaven.

On this day, the system urged her to update again.

"Hey, the danger is so high! It's so hard to renew, it's so hard to go to the blue sky!" Gu Shanna chanted sadly, "An Neng broke the eyebrows and bowed the system, so I had to hang the southeast branch myself!"

After all, the code word still has to continue.

Gushanna sat at the desk, looking at the blinking cursor on the screen, her mind went blank.

Ten minutes later, she began typing, writing to the document: "Suddenly, Dr. Kiwi opened his eyes."

Twenty minutes passed, and the document became empty again, even the sentence just now was deleted.

……

An hour passed, and Gu Shanna yelled with a sad head, "I have no inspiration, Kawen, I can't write it!"

【温馨提示之卡文怎么办：1.硬写；2.下楼跑圈；3.找好友唠嗑；4.吃些健脾补脑的食物；5.想想煤窑糟糕的环境。】

Perhaps to increase persuasiveness, the system also presented several photos on her computer screen in sequence of dark coal mines, coal miners sweating profusely, workers eating cornbread in cold water, and unscrupulous coal mine owners abducting and abusing mentally handicapped people.

Guzanne: I choose the leash.

She forced herself to write a few paragraphs, but no matter how she wrote it, she felt wrong. After a moment of stalemate, not only did she not make any progress, but her cervical spine became sore and swollen.

As early as her junior year, Gu Shanna was found to have straightened her cervical spine, and she camped in the acupuncture department all year round, laying down with a group of grandparents who were several times her age to get acupuncture. It was a beautiful scene to think about.

But, does Gotham's Chinatown have acupuncture?

Gu Shanna didn't dare to be sloppy, and quickly clicked on the fitness video, and then did a set of cervical spine stretching exercises.After doing the exercise, I turned on the hair dryer to the appropriate gear according to the method taught by the patient, and the hot air blows the sore and swollen affected area until the sore and swollen feeling is not so obvious.

[Reminders to stay away from occupational diseases of writers: 1. Correct sitting posture, exercise moderately, stay away from cervical and lumbar diseases; 】

Gushanna: "...you are really considerate."

It seems that I can't write today. Gu Shanna changed her clothes and planned to visit the newly opened Chinese supermarket in the city.

Several employees were still brainstorming in the living room. Seeing her wearing out clothes, they all asked, "Miss Boss, why are you going out so late?"

Gushanna took the key and opened the door: "I'll just walk around, it's fine."

Peter frowned and didn't speak, but he thought about finding some excuse to leave later, so that he could secretly follow behind to protect the proprietress.The environment in Gotham is harsh and the crime rate is high, so he is really worried about Gu Shanna wandering outside alone.

Guided by Google Maps, Gu Shanna successfully found a Chinese supermarket, and was lucky enough to buy dried swallow skin, which was still her favorite brand.

Oh yeah, tomorrow I will eat fresh shrimp and meat.Gushanna was very happy, and ran to the condiment section to get a bottle of fish sauce, which could not be found in [Fresh Food Delivery for Poverty Alleviation].

[The system has entered new ingredients, you can check them in the relevant categories. 】

Gu Shanna is very happy again, in the future, he can often eat fresh shrimp and meat.

After paying the bill, the night became darker and thicker, half a crescent moon was hidden behind the black and gray clouds, and not even a shred of light could come out.

Gushanna's mood was not affected by the environment. She was walking home happily with the paper bag in her arms. When passing by the alley, suddenly an arm stretched out and pulled her over.

"Murder!" Gusanna screamed, the blood all over her body rushed to the top of her head, her hands and feet were cold for a while, and the paper bag fell to the ground.

"It's me." A gust of hot air puffed into her ear, and the voice was low and deep, "Miss Shanna, didn't you notice that someone was following you?"

The author has something to say: Dick Jingze Grayson: Even if I, Dick Jingze, starve to death, if I jump from here, I won’t eat anything from you!

Gushanna: You are capable of not eating for the rest of your life!

Aww, I want to continue writing about the Bat-Family in the next book!

Thank you Manxue Rusha for the mines, and thank you Haiyan Heqing for the nutrient solution~