[Comprehensive] delicious superhero

Due to well-known reasons, the trio who rummaged through garbage were unabashedly disgusted by their colleagues for several days in a row.During that time, Li Han didn't dare to go to the back door of the restaurant alone, for fear that Lorna, who was "garrisoned" next to the trash can, would chop him up.

When Gushanna received the call from the driver of the garbage truck, she thought that Li Han had been beaten by Lorna again, but she didn't know that was the case until the call was connected.

Garbage truck driver: "Um, lady boss, why do you plant such a huge wisteria at the back door? The plant occupies too much area and blocks the door tightly. My car can't get in at all." .”

Gu Shanna was stunned when she heard it: "What wisteria? We didn't grow vegetables by the back door."

The back door of the restaurant leads to a small independent yard, which is small in size and is usually used for storing sundries and garbage.

When the restaurant first opened, Gu Shanna thought about opening up a small plot of land at the back door to grow green onions and garlic sprouts. Later, with the [Poverty Alleviation Fresh Food Delivery App], she gave up her plan to grow vegetables.

The driver of the garbage truck insisted: "It really is. It's a big area like a waterfall. Please deal with it quickly. I will go to the next door to collect the garbage first, and I will come back later."

The more Gushanna listened, the more confused she became. Putting down the phone, she hurried to the back door. The first thing she saw was a tree of wisteria in full bloom. Strings of purple flower spikes from light to dark hung in the air, almost covering the sky. Block out the sun.

The three of Wally and Li Han stood under the tree with their backs to her, looking up at the deep purple waterfall, with big confusion written on the back of their round heads.

Seeing this scene, Gu Shanna immediately burst into three drops of cold sweat on his forehead, and could not help but recall the fear of being dominated by "understanding and reciting the full text of "Wisteria Waterfall".

When Peter heard the noise, he quickly turned his head and saw that it was Gushanna, and said, "Miss Boss, this, this thing has grown out of nowhere."

Wally: "Yeah, we're still guessing who's going to take out the trash, and it just popped up."

Lorna was impatient, rolled up her sleeves and said, "Hey, it's really troublesome to block it here, I'll pull it up!"

When Li Han heard this, he quickly dodged far away, fearing that he would be implicated.

Through this period of getting along, he has long had a deep understanding of Lorna's action style that there must be a big scene when making a move, and if there is a big scene, he will accidentally injure his teammates. Therefore, he has a strong desire to survive, so he ran out of Hot Wheels scale.

Peter and Wally also stood far away, eager to climb onto the roof.

However, with Lorna's mighty posture combined with her fierce tone, Gu Shanna actually had the image of "The Monk Flower Pulling Weeping Willows Upside Down", and by the way, he also made up some superhero version of "Water Margin".

For example, Lorna pulled the weeping willow upside down, Dick beat Coach Hong with a stick, Batman beat Zhujiazhuang, Iron Man drunk beat Jiang Menshen and so on...

The system spoiled the scenery and said: [There is also Gushanna Mengzhou Road selling human flesh. 】

Guzanne: Bah, bah, bah, bah!You are the one who sells human flesh!

On the other side, Lorna was already wandering around the wisteria, thinking about where to start.

Gu Shanna regained her composure and said, "Lorna, don't be in a hurry to pull up the tree, but gather the flowers first, and I'll make wisteria flower cakes for you to eat."

When she was looking for information on the Internet before, she saw an article about how the ancients ate flowers, including cakes made of wisteria flowers.

Hearing that the flowers of the wisteria are still edible, Lorna spared its life for the time being, and called her companions back to the kitchen to find a container to put the flowers in.

Li Han carefully hid in the corner and did not act with them. He was really afraid of Lorna's force value, and would rather be friends with the trash can than walk side by side with her.

Gu Shanna was helpless: "You don't know that there is a problem with the rice ball. Lorna is so reasonable, she will definitely not beat you."

Li Han frightened: "No, no, I'd better be more careful!"

Seeing that his desire to survive is so strong, Gushanna can't force it.She approached the wisteria, stretched out her hand to pick up a bunch of flower spikes, looked carefully, and said with satisfaction: "Well, the flower spikes are full and beautiful in color, they must be delicious."

【alarm!alarm!Players are getting up close and personal with Pamela Lillian Eisley!Life and death are at stake, run, run! 】

Gushanna: "???"

The next second—

puff!

In an instant, the waterfall-like sea of ​​wisteria flowers disappeared, and a delicately shaped golden pancake with a petal-like center drawn with food coloring fell at her feet.

Li Han: "!!!"

Gushanna: "..."

Pamela of Waterloo's Lurking Plan: "???"

Oswald, who watched the whole process, said calmly: "Comrade comrades, are you here? Welcome to join the ranks of food models."

[Successor of socialism, seeing how supervillains like you, do you want to do a mission to collect supervillains? 】

CUSANNA: Go! ! !

Lorna and the three returned to the back door with baskets, and saw Li Han wielding a shovel to dig holes everywhere, making the backyard dusty, as if the ground had been hit by meteorites.

Gushanna was not idle either. She ran around in the small yard, grabbing a handful of soil and throwing it to the east, then grabbing a handful of soil and throwing it to the west, and then to the place that Li Hangang dug. Sprinkling a handful of branches and weeds in the pit, I was very busy.

Lorna & Wally & Peter: "???"

What are you doing? !

And, in just a few seconds, why did the wisteria disappear?

Gu Shanna not only messed around with herself, but also greeted them: "Hurry up, the garbage truck will be here soon, hurry up and help Li Han dig a hole!"

Looking at the mess on the ground, Lorna felt a sense of unreality in her heart: "Uh, where's the wisteria?"

Gushanna threw away the dead branches and rotten leaves in her hand, took out a cake from her pocket, and said cheerfully: "Let me introduce, this is Pamela Lillian Eisley."

Lorna was still distracted, but Wally and Peter quickly reacted and said in unison: "Poison Ivy?!"

Guzanne tossed the wisteria flower cake to Wally, and the cake hit the brass buttons on his clothes, making a groan of pain.

Wally held the pancake with a dreamy expression on his face: "Is this okay? The pancake is still hot, can I eat it? I don't eat much for lunch, so I'm a bit hungry now."

Pamela: "?!?!?!"

Peter snapped open his hand, grabbed the wisteria flower cake and said, "Eat, eat, what to eat! Quickly find a takeaway box and put it next to the trash can."

At this time, Lorna restarted successfully. After quickly thinking about the cause and effect, she hurriedly said, "Don't put it with the rice balls. She probably wanted to manipulate the vines to rescue Oswald just now."

Everyone knew that [Poison Ivy] was invulnerable to all poisons and could control people's minds, but this was the first time they had heard of controlling plants, and they all showed gossip expressions.

Lorna raised her eyebrows in disbelief and said, "It's okay for others, Wally, don't you know? Didn't you and Dick send her to Arkham Asylum?"

Wally: "I know, but I don't want to be too embarrassing, so I cooperate with them to make a dumb face. After all, I am a low-key person."

Lorna: "..."

Gushanna: "..."

Peter: "..."

Li Han was still sweating profusely digging a hole, and didn't want to know these details.

The supervillains came to do things one after another, and although none of them succeeded, it was also very annoying.

Gushanna hesitated and said: "If you can't, send it back to Arkham Asylum. I always think that the two of them should join forces to do something."

Dick said, "Wait a minute, how can we show the hospitality of the people of Gotham just by arranging a bird poop banquet for Black Wing? The toxin hallucinogenic party should also be arranged."

Gushanna: "???"

Dick: "I will build a small cabinet with partitions at the back door, put [Poison Ivy] and [Penguin] in there, and see if I can attract some more villains, and make a set of luxurious reception for Black Wing suit."

Gushanna: "..."

Wally happened to pass by behind with the wooden boards on which the cabinet was built, and when he heard the last sentence, he couldn't help shrinking his neck, and said in a low voice: "The black wing thugs are really evil, and they provoked a bastard like you..."

Dick had sharp ears, squinted at him, and said dissatisfiedly: "You feel bad? Otherwise, you will experience the feast of bird poop for Black Wing—"

Wally smiled all over his face: "There is nothing, you heard it wrong. I mean that the general bird shit reception party is not enthusiastic enough, it must be the highest scale, and each piece of shit is the size of a fist!"

Dick: "...you mean bullshit, right?"

Guzanne: "Can Oswald summon cows?"

Dick: "No. And even if he can summon cows, cow dung can't fall from the sky like bird dung. After all, cows don't have wings and can't fly."

Gusanna was very regretful: "It's a pity..."

Dick agreed. "Yeah, that's a great idea from Wally. If only there were supervillains who could make cows grow wings."

After listening for a long time, Wally couldn't help but said, "Cows can't fly, but Disney has a Dumbo elephant whose shit is bigger than cow shit—"

Gushanna: "Hey, shut up, don't ruin my childhood."

Dick shot him back and forth with a mentally handicapped look, and said contemptuously: "I told you, I should read more when I have time. Dumbo is a virtual character, do you know what virtual means?"

Wally: "???"

Dick was still praising his proposal a few seconds ago, why did he suddenly turn his back on him?What a man, Paperclip, is simply too moody!

Peter came back after delivering the garbage truck driver, and after clarifying the checkpoints, he said in a tone that saw through everything: "Don't you understand? The boss lady said yes, no matter how bad Dick is, I will say yes; the boss lady said no, no matter how good Dick is, I will be fine." I'll pick your mistakes. Lian Qingren, you still don't understand Dick's tricks!"

Wally groped for a moment, then suddenly realized: "That's right, that old bastard Dick always teases little girls one way after another, like a sow wearing a bra."

Peter nodded and said, "Yes, that's what he did."

The two glanced at Dick, who was building a cabinet by the back door, while still having time to joke with Gushanna. At the same time, they complained about being a single dog: "The restaurant should be renamed [The Sour Smell of Love Restaurant]!"

The author has something to say: Wally & Peter: The single dog's canoe is standing still! ! !

Black Wing, who knows nothing about the future: So happy!Another mission is coming! ~(≧▽≦)/~啦啦啦~~~