[Comprehensive] delicious superhero

Forum Name: Gotham Shopping, Shopping, Shopping

Subsection: what the hell

Thread: Was there an earthquake just now? ? ? ?

Posted by: so afraid of death

Contents:

Was there an earthquake just now? !Any friends who live over there at the police station chime in? !

The host lives in the block next to the police station. When he got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, he found the bed was shaking non-stop.

At first I thought it was because I had squatted for too long, so I stood up abruptly and became dizzy. Later, it was still shaking when I was sitting on the bed, the cup on the desk, the chandelier, and all the furniture!

Only then did the host realize something was wrong, knocked on the door and called out my parents. When my father saw the situation, he said it might be an earthquake!

God damn it!Will Gotham still have earthquakes? !Is there any friend who is good at geography to come out to popularize science and explain it!

wrong!The point is wrong!The point should be Gotham really had an earthquake? !Fuck it's scary! ! !The glass is shaking! ! !Am I dying? ? ?

1L:

My family lives next to the police station. Not only was the house shaking just now, but there was also a very strange sound. I don’t think it was an earthquake. It must be a monster entering the city hahahahaha!

2L:

Cultivation Party assembles!

3L:

Brother can still laugh?How big is your heart?

4L:

Now that the monsters have entered the city, will Ultraman be far behind?

7L:

Wow, can I really see the highlight scene of Ultraman fighting little monsters in my lifetime?

9L:

If you don’t understand, just ask, what is a highlight scene?

11L:

Isn't highlight a cosmetic?

14L:

The price of cosmetics has increased recently. Wages have not increased, but makeup companies continue to introduce new colors of lipsticks. Every one looks good. I can’t afford it!

17L:

Not only are the prices of cosmetics rising, but so are the prices of food and beverages!I can't afford takeaway anymore, please recommend a cheap big bowl of instant noodles!

19L:

At this time, I must applaud my goddess. Her restaurant has not raised a penny since it opened, but new dishes are constantly being introduced, and each one is super delicious!

23L:

Reply 19L: I seriously doubt that our goddesses are the same.Let’s make a secret sign: salty or sweet?

27L:

Reply 23L: Children only make choices, and of course we adults need both!

33L:

Reply 27L: I checked the eyes, the upstairs is the restaurant I think, we have a common goddess~(≧▽≦)/~!

45L:

Reply 33L: Have you collected all the superhero stickers?I'm still short of a Nightwing.

49L:

Reply 45L: Crying, I'm also short of Yeyi.

54L (reply from the landlord):

Reply 49L: Little brother, what's the matter with you two?Why are you still chatting?

56L:

Reply 49L: Who is not bad for Ye Yi?I even wonder if the planners of the game have any special feelings for Nightwing, they are very narrow-minded and don't want us to have Nightwing! ! !

58L:

A blood book written by one person seeks to increase the circulation of Ye Yi!

63L:

The two wrote in blood to increase the circulation of Ye Yi!

……

73L (reply from the landlord):

? ? ? ?Examiner, friends, I am asking if there is an earthquake in Gotham, where have you all gone?

Are there any normal people in this building?

Who will answer my question, was there an earthquake just now? !

QAQ!

……

In the middle of the night, he was soundly asleep and was awakened by Dick's call. Wally really wanted to hit someone, but since there was no one around him to hit him, he had no choice but to beat the bed like a vent.

Dick: "Get up, I need your help."

Wally was devastated: "You already have a girlfriend, why don't you stay at home in the middle of the night, what's the point of running around outside!"

Dick paused, and said helplessly, "It's because my girlfriend didn't stay at home in the middle of the night and went outside to mess around, that made things happen."

After hearing this, Wally wanted to thump the bed again: "Why don't you hold her back? Also, I firmly despise your shameless behavior of carrying private goods and throwing dog food indiscriminately!"

Someone on the other end of the phone said something, and Dick turned back to talk to that person. He seemed to hold the phone farther away, and his voice became quieter, but Wally still heard a word or two.

"Victor has measured it. The tree is at least two hundred meters tall, which is taller than the tallest tree currently recorded in data on Earth."

"The trough is so high, should I cut it directly?"

"Don't! The economic value of eucalyptus is quite high..."

"No matter how high the value is, it has to be cut. The backyard of the restaurant has been destroyed!"

"Isn't the point that a tree popping up out of the blue would attract the attention of the government?"

Wally: "???"

what tree?

What the hell?

What happened to the backyard of the restaurant?

The backyard of the restaurant can be poured, but the kitchen cannot be poured!Otherwise what will we eat tomorrow? !My shrimp dumpling!

With the phone in his arms, Wally hurriedly turned over and got up, reaching for the coat on the nightstand.

After a few minutes of jittering over there, Dick picked up the phone again: "What are you still dawdling about, hurry up and help."

This time Wally didn't dare to delay any longer, changed his clothes at the speed of light and rushed to the restaurant, but was surprised to find that the backyard of the restaurant had disappeared out of thin air, and he didn't see the legendary towering eucalyptus trees.

Wally was so shocked that he screamed like a screaming chicken: "Fuck!!!"

"Stop swearing, come here!"

A familiar voice suddenly sounded behind him. When Wally turned his head, he saw Dick standing in front of the portal, with "happy" and "happy" written all over his face.

Wally was full of question marks: "What the hell—"

Dick didn't wait for him to finish, he dragged Wally into the portal, and said with a straight face, "Rachel, close the door!"

As soon as the words fell, the pitch-black rift closed in front of Wally's eyes with a bang, and turned into a dazzling light.

Wally rubbed his eyes, adapting to the bright environment he was in. After the golden light in front of his eyes disappeared, he saw a huge and towering tree standing proudly in the center of the restaurant's backyard.

The entire backyard was in a mess, the trash cans were tilted here and there, and the garbage was scattered all over the ground, emitting a stench. The land looked like a black bread that had been opened from the inside, completely destroyed and full of cracks.

What Wally didn't expect was that the wooden cabinet, which was so dilapidated as if it would collapse in the wind, was very strong. Even if the surrounding objects were damaged, it still maintained its original shape without any change.

And his comrades in Titan, as well as Lorna, Peter, Pietro and other friends, all stood under the tree with their hips akimbo, with "excited" and "excited" written all over their faces.

Wally looked from bottom to top, and found that the tree couldn't be seen at a glance, and he couldn't help screaming again: "Fuck! Bullshit!!! Who did this?!"

All eyes on the scene were focused on a certain figure sitting under the tree obediently.

Wally took a closer look and said happily, "Hey, lady boss, is this a new skill you developed? How about planting eucalyptus trees? You should plant some edible vegetables and fruits!"

Everyone under the eucalyptus: "..."

Gu Shanna was also very angry, patted the bark and said, "I think so too. If you want to plant it, you can plant Bawanghua, and you can also make pork rib soup! Eucalyptus is also eaten by koalas, so it's not interesting!"

Lorna said in a loud voice: "Wisteria flowers are also available! Let me have a portion of the wisteria flower cake that was agreed upon!"

Peter broke his voice emotionally: "Gorse! Gorse! The gorse wonton you made last time is the most delicious in the world!"

Rachel: "You can plant whatever you want, and I will get up in the middle of the night to help you weed, weed, insects and water!"

Pietro: "What? The proprietress has developed new dishes again? No, I strongly request to return to my original job! I am not afraid of my father! Let me go back to work in the restaurant!"

Others at the scene: "..."

Dick finished the wisteria flower cake... No, when Pamela came back from the trial, what he saw was the moving scene of Gushanna telling everyone the nutritional value of the stewed pork ribs with Bawanghua affectionately.

In addition, Gu Shanna also explained how to deal with taro flowers, what kind of rhododendron flowers can be eaten safely, fancy eating methods of pumpkin flowers, technical difficulties in processing pine flowers and other difficult problems.

At the beginning, Ke Li and Victor, who had never eaten in a restaurant, were still a little wandering, but after hearing how to make lotus fish soup, the two knelt down under Gushanna's kitchen knife, and enthusiastically Participate in the discussion.

Dick: "..."

Eat! Eat!

Flowers and flowers!

New dishes, new dishes, new dishes, new dishes!

Have you forgotten the real purpose of coming here in the middle of the night?

However, the rose sauce that Shanna pickled a few days ago is really delicious. It is delicious eaten directly, spread on bread, delicious with porridge, and delicious in black tea...

But that's not the point!

Dick came back to his senses, cleared his throat, and signaled his companions to calm down.

The intense discussion was forced to be interrupted, causing strong dissatisfaction among the foodies. After receiving several blank stares from his companions, Dick finally managed to control the discipline at the scene and explained the results of the interrogation.

Dick: "Pamela admitted half."

Wally who came last: "What do you mean? Half of what? What's the relationship between Pamela and eucalyptus? Didn't you say that the proprietress planted this tree?"

His series of questions basically answered all the questions in the hearts of the audience, so there was no one to add, and they all waited for Dick to answer.

Dick patiently said: "Pamela can control the growth of plants, everyone knows that, right? I asked her just now, the moment the eucalyptus came out, she did use her ability, but she didn't use it voluntarily, she was forced by others in use."

Wally opened his mouth wide: "What do you mean? She wants to say that the proprietress forced her to use her abilities? Fart! Our proprietress is so kind, don't listen to her splashing dirty water there."

The audience was excited: "That's it!"

"Shanna is so gentle, she kills chickens with a straight knife, and never tortures the food!"

"??? Shanna still kills chickens?"

"That's nothing, I can kill ducks with one knife! Just press the duck's wings with my elbow, and the knife edge rotates like that—"

"Wow!"

……

The topic was misled by Gushanna again.

Fortunately, the people who eat melons are still thinking about the truth. This time, they only went wrong for a few minutes, and soon got back to the topic.

Gushanna looked at Dick eagerly, with a very innocent look: "You continue."

Dick "..." After a few seconds, he said, "I just put the wisteria cake back when Ken Adams called."

Ken Adams was so excited on the phone that he broke his voice and forgot his words, and kept asking if Gushana had activated a new skill.

Dick wondered how he knew, thinking that Black Wing was still monitoring the supernatural beings.Unexpectedly, after Adams calmed down, Gabang threw a sentence: "This is the vision I saw in my dream. The picture is that Shanna forced a superpower who can control plants to grow vegetables."

Dick: "..."

Ken continued to recall: "The superpower refused to accept, Shanna gave her a whip, the voice was very loud, and the expression was very fierce."

Dick: "I can testify that Shanna never whipped her."

Afterwards, Ken got up and called the bureau's technicians.According to the data they detected before, as well as relevant analysis, it was confirmed that Shanna should have the ability to control the target technically, provided that the target must be in the form of food.

Wally was stunned: "Speak human."

Dick: "The eucalyptus was planted by Pamela, who was controlled by Shanna in the form of the wisteria flower cake."

Everyone at the scene: "Don't talk nonsense, Pamela is not that fierce!"

As a well-known patient of the Arkham Asylum, Pamela and them are also old friends, and everyone knows what level her ability is.

If Pamela can grow a wisteria flower out of thin air in the backyard, no one will doubt it, but if you ask her to instantly produce a eucalyptus tree with a diameter of at least ten meters and taller than the tallest tree currently recorded on the earth, no one will doubt it. Ken believed it.

Dick: "Adams said, maybe Shanna's physique is quite special, which is equivalent to giving Pamela's ability a buff..."

Everyone at the scene: "..."

Wally uttered the same scream as the screaming chicken for the third time: "Isn't this ability a bit too strong?! Boss lady is awesome!!!"

Guzanne's response was: "Great! I'll be able to grow scarce edible flowers in my backyard!"

When collecting information, Gu Shanna fell in love with the overlord flower stewed pork ribs, but unfortunately Gotham is not the origin of the overlord flower, and it is not included in the system.If you want to get the overlord flower, you have to go to Mexico to buy it, or go to the tropical rainforest of China to dig it yourself. It can be said that it is very frustrating.

I never imagined that now I can grow overlord flowers in the backyard of the restaurant by myself!

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!Yeah!With this miraculous skill, is there any dish that can't be cooked in the future?

Gushanna: Looking forward to rubbing jiojio.JPG

After digesting the news, the foodies at the scene also expressed their yearning for a better future one after another.

Lorna: "My God! The overlord flower planted by the proprietress must be much bigger than the naturally grown overlord flower!"

Pietro: "The bigger the flower, the more dishes you can cook, so you don't have to worry about not having enough food!"

"excellent!"

"so happy!"

"Can you make gorse wontons the size of your fist in the future!"

……

Seeing that the scene was once again plunged into a sea of ​​jubilant foodies, Dick: "..."

However, in this case, Shanna can make a lot of rose sauce in the future, hehehe.

However, after the foodies celebrated Shanna's newly developed skills, they still had to discuss how to deal with the eucalyptus tree in the yard.

According to Dick, it would be the easiest to let Rachel open the portal and send the tree to an unknown plane.

However, Gushanna checked the economic value of eucalyptus on the Internet, and was really reluctant to let this cash cow go.

The other foodies naturally spoke for her. After arguing for a long time, Gushanna finally made a decision: "Cut down trees! Use the good places to make timber. If you can refine oil, send some of it to refine oil, and get the leftovers Go make paper. The money you earn will add chicken legs to everyone, the kind with crayfish sandwiched in the middle!"

All the foodies at the scene: "Okay!"

So, following Gushanna's order, everyone at the scene happily devoted themselves to the prosperous tree-cutting business.

Victor's hands turned into chainsaws, chopping and felling on the thick tree trunk.

Cory blasted the roots with bare hands, the branches after the roots, and the leaves after the branches.

Turning into an elephant, Garfield rolled up his long trunk, rolled the branches that Wally picked up into a bundle, and calmly packed them into the magic container transformed by Rachel.

After a container was full, Lorna moved her finger, and the green halo lifted the twenty-meter-high box and flew into the portal that Rachel opened to the processing factory.

Seeing the clear division of labor, tacit cooperation, and orderly actions of his companions, Dick was very moved: "For a bite of Bawanghua stewed ribs, they actually worked so hard."

Gu Shanna squinted and said, "It's as if you don't fight just to eat more rose sauce."

The black history was mentioned, and Dick changed the subject wittily: "I used to help them cut down trees, and you can try to control Oswald's ability."

Guzanne: "Okay."

Dick felt relieved to cut down the tree.

Five minutes later, the piercing rattling sound echoed through the backyard, almost tearing the sky apart.

When Victor heard the noise, he couldn't help but stop what he was doing, and looked in the direction of the sound source——

I saw Gusanna staggering over with her cold left wrist, followed by a large flock of chirping blackbirds. According to my visual inspection, there were at least a few hundred of them. The blackness was even darker than the deep night. dark.

The blackbirds seemed to be able to recognize people, and they flapped their wings very closely. No matter where Gushanna ran, they would follow them relentlessly. Their small black bean-like eyes were shining brightly, revealing infinite joy.

This scene was too weird and shocking. The tree-cutting people stopped their work and stood still, watching the proprietress being chased and intercepted by bird fans.

Gusanna was sweating in anxiety, and while running away, she shouted for help: "Dick! Quickly ask Oswald how to communicate with the blackbirds on a deeper level, I'm afraid they won't be able to hold back their shit! "

Dick: "???"

"Quack quack!"

As if receiving some signal, the blackbird army in mid-air suddenly called out in unison.

Peter had a bad feeling: "What are they talking about—"

Gu Shanna stopped abruptly, waved her hands towards the sky in horror, and said, "No, no! I'm not telling you to shit now! Hold back everything!"

Everyone at the scene: "..."

Blackbird Legion: "Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

Gushanna: "Yes, yes, yes, it is a good boy to hold back! Next time, find a chance and let you pull as much as you want!"

Everyone at the scene: "..."

Just now we were discussing how Bawanghua stewed pork ribs to taste delicious, why are you starting to teach the bird how to hold back shit now?What the hell kind of development is this!

It was a hell of a night, and it took a lot of effort for Grazanne and Dick to coax the blackbirds away, and they got to work on the eucalyptus tree before dawn so Rachel could put the backyard back where it belonged .

Li Han went to the restaurant early in the morning to open the door. Seeing everyone sitting in the hall with tired faces, and the land in the backyard as if being plowed by a tractor, his little heart almost jumped out of shock.

At this time, Dick could only be sent to comfort (hu) comfort (you) him: "Last night, Shanna suddenly wanted to grow vegetables in the backyard, and a few friends happened to be free, so they turned over the land."

Gushanna: "..."

Li Han couldn't believe it: "Your friend's hobby is really unique. He came here in the middle of the night to help people plow..."

Dick was also a little embarrassed, and said vaguely: "They are usually busy with work, and they only have time in the middle of the night."

There is nothing wrong with what I said at first glance, but it is full of flaws when I think about it carefully.

After all, he is his idol, and Li Han's fan filter is still very thick, so he didn't ask any more questions.

He glanced at Wally who was yawning wildly, Lorna who was lying on the table to sleep, and Peter who was sitting crookedly on the chair, his head was nodding, and he almost knocked against the corner of the table several times, reluctantly accepted Dick's solution (hu) interpretation (you).

Li Han: "However, the restaurant is about to open, and they can't cope with high-intensity work in this state."

He looked at the time on his phone, wondering: "It's almost 07:30, even if you go to the talent market temporarily to recruit part-time workers, it's too late, how is the restaurant doing business today?"

Dick was calm: "It's okay, I've already found a substitute."

As the manager of the restaurant, Li Han is still very picky about the professional quality of the employees, so he asked curiously: "Who? Have you received professional training?"

Dick: "Don't worry, it's absolutely professional."

Half an hour later, Damian was wearing an ill-fitting Spider-Man costume, pushing the dining car while walking and yelling: "You are illegally employing child labor!"

Jason kicked the apple core to Tim who was sweeping the floor, and said loudly, "Shut up! Do you want to eat mutton shumai?"

Damian pursed his mouth, and his expression was a little bit angrily, but he didn't make any more noise, and lowered his head to fiddle with the dishes on the table.

Dick walked over, patted the back of his head naturally, and said, "You can go home after setting the dishes and chopsticks. You can't let others know about child labor. I'll let Lucifer replace you later."

Damian tilted his head, avoiding his hand deftly, and said angrily, "Hmph, profiteer! Don't pollute the beauties!"

Dick put on a serious face: "You may not believe me, Shanna is actually more treacherous than me, Lucky Goose dares to skip rewards."

Damian was dubious: "Shanna is not that kind of person, you must be playing cheap first, so she will withhold your reward."

Jason & Tim: "Hahahahaha!"

Dick: "..."

In a way, Damian is also the truth.

Gushanna went home to catch up on a good night's sleep before recovering from the fear of being dominated by the Blackbird Legion. After such a commotion last night, she couldn't rush home to make rose mooncakes. Can it be used after leaving it outside overnight?

Although the ingredients provided by [Poverty Alleviation Fresh Food Delivery APP] are much cheaper than the market price, no matter how cheap it is, it is still money!

In particular, the Chinese-style water and oil skin needs a lot of lard, and the pastry also needs lard, not to mention the powdered sugar flour and glutinous rice flour. This wastes hundreds of grams. The restaurant has to sell dozens of Vietnamese pho to earn it back. Gusanne felt like crying.

[Successors of socialism, diligence and frugality are the traditional virtues of China. For this reason, the system has specially launched the [Automatic waste material reuse function], which only needs to consume 10 reputation points each time to recycle failed and discarded food. , Expired ingredients are restored to brand new fresh ingredients. 】

Gushanna: "Although I am very touched, I just want to know if the reputation value knows that I have so many responsibilities on my shoulders? Can its thin shoulders bear such a heavy burden?"

[This is an honor for Fame Points, Fame Points will understand. 】

Gushanna: "..."

For the sake of caution, Gu Shanna still asked the system to bring up the panel. At present, the reputation of the restaurant is almost reaching the 20000 points required by the task, and there is still a long time before the deadline. Even if 1000 reputation points are consumed at this time, she Still able to complete the task within the stipulated time.

Gu Shanna breathed a sigh of relief, and agreed to consume 10 fame points to recover the ingredients.

After two beeps similar to the beeping at the cashier when receiving money, the oily skin on the cooking table instantly returned to a perfect state.Gushanna washed her hands, took out the electronic scale, weighed the pastry and rose sauce fillings, and started making mooncakes.

A successful water-oil skin should be smooth and non-sticky. First, wrap it with pastry, press it flat and roll it out with a rolling pin, roll it into a small roll, and press it flat again, so that the outer skin of the baked mooncake will be crispy and good. eat.

There is no technical content in this set of movements. Gushanna rolled the skin while distracted, and it was done in about ten minutes.

Wrapping the stuffing is even easier, but the action should be gentle, so as not to break the outer skin. Gushanna slowly pushes the dough with the jaws of the tiger until the small ball-shaped filling is tightly sealed.

The oven had been preheated a long time ago, and Gushanna didn't realize that she forgot to look at the details of the red seal on the wisteria flower cake last night until she put the mooncakes in and baked them, and she didn't shape the mooncakes just now!

Gushanna: "..."

Damn chicken, didn't the trip last night be in vain?

【Successors of socialism, it’s not a waste of time, right? That eucalyptus tree can be sold for a lot of money. In the future, you can grow bawanghua to cook and make money. Are you happy? 】

Gushanna felt a little better when she thought of Xiaoqianqian: "It's okay!"

[In this case, let's work hard to develop new dishes!Bawanghua Stewed Pork Ribs and Duck!Sauce-flavored taro flower red duck!Stir-fried big white rhododendron duck!Plate every flower!All flowers are available! 】

Gu Shanna almost choked: "Ahem, you are really a system that keeps pace with the times, a trendy goose of the times, and you are so proficient in this Internet term!"

[xjjnsdd, I can also use abbreviations fluently! 】

Guzanne: "What's xjjnsdd? Small penis poo missiles?"

[Bhs, this sentence means that Miss Sister, you are right. 】

Gushanna: "..."

The author has something to say: Shanna: So what is bhs?Hard to say?will not say?Guardian?

Dick: Oh, bhs=not hi sen, which means not happy.

Shanna:? ? ?How did you know? ? ?

Hey, is this chapter fat enough today?