[Comprehensive] delicious superhero

Forum Name: Gotham Shopping, Shopping, Shopping

Subsection: what the hell

Subject post: Is there a shootout across from the police station? ? ? ?

Posted by: so afraid of death

Contents:

What the fuck did I see! ! !

The host is so big, it’s the first time to experience the scene of a gun battle!The gunshots sounded like a thousand-gun firecrackers, scaring Dad to death! ! !

Any friends who live next to the police station come out and chime in? !Is this making wool? !

Isn't it safest near the police station?Why every day is either an earthquake or a gun battle, I think I should move!

Hey, but if I move, my geographical advantage will be gone, and I won’t be able to eat [Superhero Theme Restaurant] every day.

1L:

Master, why are you here again?

5L:

Congratulations to the landlord, congratulations to the landlord, the last earthquake did not die!If you survive a catastrophe, you will be blessed!

10L:

Congratulations to the landlord, congratulations to the landlord, the last earthquake did not die!I watched the sky at night, and I saw the purple air coming from the east, and the auspicious clouds going to the west. You are auspicious, and you should not die this time~

17L (reply from the landlord):

I'm so frightened that I'm going crazy, you guys are still doing things here, can't you say something auspicious? ? ?

23L:

Why is this building crooked again?I suggest that the host should not call it [I'm afraid of death], you should call it [I'm afraid of crooked buildings] hahahahahaha!

35L:

It's the 35th floor, and still no one has answered the host's question. The host has his own crooked floor debuff!

37L:

It’s pitiful for those who didn’t seriously answer the questions after seeing the poster’s post, let me, a sweet and lovely enthusiastic person, answer it!

Yes that's right, there was a shootout across from the police station!

The specific location is the host's favorite [Superhero Theme Restaurant]. The news said that the unidentified attacker fired violently. The walls of the restaurant were shot like a sieve, and the glass was all broken. The scene was particularly tragic.

42L:

Fuck? ? !Is what you said above true?We [Superhero Theme Restaurant] are dedicated to our business, if we do something wrong, we will be attacked!Fans of this career are about to cry, woo woo woo!

48L:

Oh my god! 【Superhero Theme Restaurant】It was originally closed for a week, but now it is attacked by terrorists. It must be redecorated in the future. Will the opening time be postponed again?My god, what am I eating during this time? !

54L:

I just care about one question, the restaurant is closed, is [Hestia Foods] open?I can take frozen treats!I can ah ah ah ah!

62L:

report! ! !Frontline Battle Report! ! !

[Superhero Theme Restaurant] Is there any worst restaurant in history! ! !A group of militants just came, and now a group of blackbirds are here, shitting like crazy in front of the restaurant! ! !I could hear that sputtering sound even when I live in the next street!

65L:

At this moment, I can't help but think of a beautiful poem: Flying down three thousand feet...

66L:

I am not as educated as the brother upstairs, I just think of a beautiful word: a thousand miles away...

68L:

After climbing the stairs, I was eating dinner: vomit vomit!

75L:

report! ! !The frontline battle report is updated again! ! !

[Superhero Theme Restaurant] A dozen huge and foul-smelling unknown flowers suddenly bloomed at the door! ! !That taste is simply amazing! ! !

On this day, the medical student recalled the fear of being dominated by moving the corpse.

81L (reply from the landlord):

The landlord also smelled it... The landlord is really going to move... Ouch...

Struggling to get up, pack up and run away.JPG

95L:

report! ! !The third update of the frontline battle report! ! !

Mom, come and see the flying ribs! ! !Mother, that rib is flying and breathing fireballs at the same time! ! !Am I watching a fantasy movie? !

100L:

After reading the report, [Superhero Theme Restaurant] is so miserable, the proprietress has a heart attack, right?Did the proprietress do something wrong? ! !

101L:

The business fan of the restaurant fainted from crying in front of the TV, why does my baby always appear in the news in this way? QAQ said good food channel?Manager Li Han, you are a big liar! ! !

(Lee Han: ???)

110L:

report! ! !The fourth update of Frontline Battle Report! ! !

Help!The news suspects that the shitting blackbird was recruited by [Penguin].

There are also those oversized stinky flowers, which should be the legendary Voodoo lily, which is also called Bawanghua, and the strong smell of corpses is one of its symbols.

A reporter from the TV station interviewed a police detective who did not want to be named, saying that "Poison Ivy" is good at planting random flowers, but aren't these bastards locked up in the Arkham Asylum?

(Pamela: That’s not the case, listen to my explanation QAQ)

117L:

Upstairs, the village is connected to the Internet. Arkham Asylum just held a press conference, admitting that a dozen or so criminals, including [Penguin] and [Poison Ivy], escaped from prison some time ago.The reason why they have been holding back the news and not releasing it to the public is that they are afraid of causing panic in the society.

123L:

What kind of brain circuit is Arkham Asylum?Wouldn't it cause panic if it was announced now? !

132L:

Why do you come to bully [Superhero Theme Restaurant], as a loyal fan, my heart hurts so much!

142L:

Fuck the penguin escaped from prison? ! !Fuck I'm panicking! ! !

158L:

@batman @superman @wonderwoman

160L (reply from the landlord):

I'm really moving...Gotham is so dangerous...so scary...

163L:

Looking through the poster's posting records, this is probably the first time in his life that he has not been crooked for posting... I guess!

172L:

No, the first few floors were still crooked, but the back was crooked again.

180L:

I'm here to ask, if you don't understand, just ask:

Is the stinky Bawanghua at the entrance of the restaurant the same thing as the Bawanghua in the [Bawanghua stewed pork ribs] in the spring limited menu previewed by the restaurant APP?

……

It was very dark outside, and Gu Shanna did not forget to wear an official vest to refute rumors on the forum despite her busy schedule, which is quite dedicated.

[Dear, here I suggest you learn about the measuring ruler of Bawanghua, which is also known as Bawanghua!To clear away heat and detoxify, stew soup is the best, not smelly at all! 】

【Dear, the fruit of the Measuring Ruler is dragon fruit!Sweet and delicious, laxative! 】

[Dear, we are a serious restaurant here, all ingredients are sourced from legal channels, and the relevant operations are in line with hygienic standards! 】

……

While replying passionately, Gushanna was also distracted by the situation on the opposite side of the police station. When she saw which group of Blackwing Legion had less bird feces on her head, she sent a small group of Blackbird Legion to support it. It can be said to be an experience. It feels like a great general who is strategizing.

After replying to a dozen private messages from netizens, General Gu was about to rest for a few minutes, when he glanced over the window sill inadvertently, and saw a plate of volcanic ribs flying towards him in the distance.

The volcanic ribs flew to the window, but it was Collie’s voice that said, “Shanna, the plate of this ribs is too small! Can you change the shape for me again? It must be heavy! It can crush the top of Mount Tai, the kind that can crush ten people to death at once!"

Gushanna Khan said: "It is possible, but the weight of the food is too heavy, will it affect your flying speed?"

Volcanic Ribs Curly: "No, I compared the data when I was Honey Cake and Volcanic Ribs, and the speed has not changed."

Gushanna searched online and said, "Okay, then I will turn you into the biggest moon cake in the world!"

Curly asked curiously, "How heavy is that mooncake?"

Gushanna: "It's not very heavy, it's only about ten tons."

Gushanna was also spoiled by her friends. The weight of more than ten tons of mooncakes was more than that of an adult killer whale. She could say the word "just" so casually.

Sure enough, Ke Li was startled by her tone, and said, "..."

Gu Shanna studied the reports about moon cakes, rubbed her hands together and said, "Come on, let's make a big one!"

puff!

The moon cake with a diameter of nearly nine meters hovered in mid-air, no different from a small alien spaceship. However, the change in food weight still affected Ke Li’s flying speed. Maybe she was not used to it yet. Tossing and turning, almost smashed a series of balconies on the second floor of the police station.

Gushanna saw the moon cakes dangling and pressing towards the Black Wing Legion, spraying fireballs everywhere while flying.A few small fireballs unfortunately contacted the falling bird droppings, and soon there were puffs of black smoke, emitting the smell of burnt shit, and intertwined with the smell of voodoo lily corpses, the taste was so sour .

Gushanna couldn't help feeling nauseated: "Ugh..."

At this time, Ke Li's painful pleading came from the communication channel: "Boss, can you try to seal my sense of smell? I can't hold on any longer!"

In fact, it doesn’t need to be said by her, Gushanna is also studying this issue, and Black Wing said that her ability is mainly driven by ideas, and it happens that she has a rich imagination, so imagining, imagining...

puff!

Ke Li was pleasantly surprised: "Oh, it seems to be successful, I can't smell anything anymore!"

Collie was satisfied, but Gushanna's own sense of smell was not sealed. The strong and irritating odor permeating the air floated across the street, rushed into the police station building one after another, and rushed into her nasal cavity.

Gu Shanna was so choked that she rolled her eyes: "I don't want to do the task anymore... I'm going to die..."

【Successors of socialism, keep going!The dawn of victory is ahead, rush duck! 】

Gu Shanna pinched her nose with one hand, turned her stuffy nose in her handbag with the other, and said angrily: "I'm so angry at you! I don't want to celebrate New Year's Eve again, and no one will mention the New Year's Eve dinner to me in the future, vomit!"

[Successors of socialism, don't give up!Persistence is victory! 】

Curly, a moon cake weighing more than ten tons, chased the Black Wing Legion to fight and kill, and her comrades were not idle, asking Gushanna to disguise herself as food.

Of course, Dick came up with this bad idea. Since Gushanna unlocked the new skills, he no longer needs to wear a battle suit when he goes out to do missions. works.

After all, no one would have guessed that the delicious food in the window is actually a superhero, who not only bursts out of the window suddenly, but also chases the villain for ten kilometers with shiny wings and short, crispy legs.

Everyone in Titan was very satisfied with this.

Victor: "Boss, please hold Shanna's thigh tightly, and don't let go even if you are killed!"

Wally: "That's right! Shanna not only improved our food, but also saved us a lot of money on clothes!"

Rachel: "Shanna is the world's greatest master of disguises, that's right."

Garfield: "And no one can steal this skill, and no one can learn it. I think Shanna is the real boss of Gotham!"

Dick: "..."

How can I kiss Shanna's ass after you've said everything I wanted to say?Could it be that they can only go back and sell their hues?

Gu Shanna was blown away by their rainbow farts. Fortunately, the system always reminded her that as a successor to socialism, she must be humble and low-key, and she must not be cocky, otherwise Li Han would be sent to dig coal for three months.

The system also grew up through the trials and tribulations again and again. Knowing that it was useless to blackmail Gushanna with Dick, he extended his evil claws to other employees in the restaurant.

To be more precise, it extended its magic grasp to other employees in the restaurant who did not have superpowers.

It's really shameless!

Gushanna had no choice but to restrain her complacent thoughts, waved her hands and said, "Okay, Black Wing is still working on something, I'll arrange it for you right away."

Gushanna turned everyone in Titan into food one by one, and everyone else accepted the organization's arrangement obediently. Only Dick had a lot of thoughts. He pointed to the huge mooncake outside the window and asked, "Is there any food bigger than it?"

Guzanne: "Charcoal Tyrannosaurus rex?"

Dick's eyes were burning: "I'm serious, can't you arrange a particularly domineering and heavyweight food for me? I'm still not your dear boyfriend. How can the show be smaller than that of ordinary friends?"

Gushanna: "..."

Young man, you are really pretentious. At such a special moment of extreme urgency, you are still struggling with the illusory issue of ostentation.

Gushanna: "Then let me check the Guinness Book of World Records to see what food is bigger than that mooncake."

Dick immediately showed a charming smile: "Okay!"

[Successors of socialism, didn’t you say that pomp is an illusory thing? 】

CUSANNA: Huh?Did I say it?You heard me wrong!I said, little comrade, as the successor of socialism, your behavior of sowing discord is absolutely unacceptable.

The succession system of socialism: 【………】

Gushanna checked the world records and found a 30-ton hot pot, which was big enough, but Dick's skill is parkour, so it was inevitable that some soup would be spilled during the movement.

Because of the special experience they had at Wayne Manor last time, they both knew that the spilled soup must be a part of Dick's body. Although they are all things like teeth and hair, they are still a kind of physical injury after all, so we should be cautious .

Gu Shanna was a little hesitant: "Otherwise, I'll arrange noodles for you next time. This time, I'd better turn you into a roast duck."

But Dick didn't give up: "Thirty tons of hot pot can't come, and charcoal-grilled Tyrannosaurus rex will do!"

Gushanna's head was full of black lines: "How many years have the Tyrannosaurus Rex been extinct, and I haven't eaten it yet, how did it change?"

Dick found a restoration picture of a Tyrannosaurus rex in an encyclopedia and showed her: "Honey, you can let your imagination run wild! Anyway, there is no difference between a charcoal-grilled Tyrannosaurus rex and a charcoal-grilled ostrich. I believe in you, you can do it!"

Gushanna: "..."

Really enough!

puff!

A soft and cute bunny-shaped quail egg stands firmly in the center of the dining table.

Dick: "???"

Gushanna reached out to pick up the quail eggs, carefully brushed the small rabbit ears with her fingertips, and said pleasantly: "My dear, be careful when you are parkour later, don't drop your ears."

Dick: "... Am I your real boyfriend?"

Gusanna called a blackbird and put the little rabbit quail eggs on the bird's back: "Honey, this is the mount I arranged for you. Now please use your rich imagination: the moonlight is hazy, the clouds are overwhelming, the lights of swords Among them, a little rabbit and a quail egg ride a blackbird, breaking through the encirclement, descending like a magic soldier—"

Dick choked speechlessly: "Excuse me, how can a little rabbit quail egg as big as an adult's thumbnail show the pomp of a magic soldier?"

Gushanna: "So please use your rich imagination!"

Dick: "..."

If the quail eggs can reflect the change in his expression, it is estimated that the whole egg is now dark, just like his face that is as dark as the bottom of a pot.

Fortunately, Gusanna still had the desire to survive, and knew that the current situation was tense. After teasing Dick for a while, she said, "Just kidding! When the blackbird sends you there, I'll turn you into a roasted ostrich, you They can’t fly, so it’s more convenient to turn them into food with feet.”

Only then did Dick realize a trace of the long-lost true love in the world.

Now that everyone was engaged in the beating and beating of Black Wing, Gushanna stretched her waist and continued to reply passionately to refute rumors while paying attention to the battle outside the window.

As more and more reporters are stationed, the number of [superhero-themed restaurants] mentioned in the news is also increasing. Gu Shanna doesn't know what the TV station is thinking, and every time they have to show pictures of the restaurant igniting a raging fire , isn't this creating panic for customers?

Sure enough, in the middle of the night, the number of visits to the [Superhero Theme Restaurant APP] surged, and new and old customers were worried that the restaurant would never recover from the disaster and would never open again.

Gushanna was so busy that even Peter was called back to help. The two were typing in Dick's office when Li Han called.

The round-faced store manager cried until he collapsed on the phone: "God! Those goddamn bastards! Our restaurant is ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ? My poor restaurant!"

Of course, Gushanna calmed down. She has a [Free upgrade coupon] given by the system. As long as she clicks to use it, even if Black Wing completely overthrows the restaurant, she can instantly restore it to its original state.

[Successor of socialism, at least you should pretend!Otherwise, what if it arouses suspicion from others and exposes the existence of our poverty alleviation system? 】

Gushanna thought it was the same, so she reluctantly said: "All right, all right..."

She put down the work in her hands, brewed up the character design and the plot, suddenly covered her heart exaggeratedly, and said in pain: "My son! I have worked so hard to pull and pull the big restaurant baby! You wait! Mom must I will avenge you!"

Gushanna's sound was like thunder on the ground, not only the system was struck by the thunder, but also Peter who was typing furiously across the desk was so shocked that he put down the keyboard and looked at her in shock.

As for Li Han, who was choking up on the phone, he was too scared to cry on the spot.

[Successor of socialism, I'm not talking about you, your acting skills are getting more and more contrived and greasy! 】

Gu Shanna rolled her eyes, and her face changed into a calm face in seconds: "You are almost done! I am worried and worried, and I have cried and cried. What more bike do you want?"

She originally said this to the system, but in a moment of urgency, she actually said it out loud. From the point of view of Peter who doesn't know why, it was said to him and Li Han, and from the view of Li Han who didn't know why, this The words were spoken to him.

Peter: "..."

Li Han: "..."

After a short silence, the two couldn't help admiring Gushanna, and said in unison: "Mount Tai collapsed before, but the color remains unchanged. The lady boss is really a person who does great things!"

The author has something to say: System: Next, please listen to the chorus "Mission or something, let's quit", the selected sending unit - CIA!

Blackwing Choir: Give up!Quit it!Being an agent is exhausting!What the hell is Nima trying so hard to shoot the restaurant!It's over!It's time to shit!Slam the door and leave!After completing this ticket, I will go back to my hometown with my brothers and friends!

Dick: Chi Chi Chi Chi, I applaud you, get out of here after singing~

Today is also a day to freely switch between fat badges and thin badges. I wish all the cuties a happy Lantern Festival~(≧▽≦)/~