[Comprehensive] sense of existence

Hearing this awkward name, Arale was taken aback.

When Deadpool saw her reaction, he thought she knew what she was doing, so he slammed his mouth and said, "How is it? It's a good thing."

"..." Alalei replied honestly, "At that time, I was watching a movie for a while, can you tell me what it is for?"

Deadpool:"……"

He decided to take back the other way he looked at her before, "The Eye of Agamotto is a gemstone that can control changes in the time dimension. Do you know the Rubik's Cube? They came out of the same mother's womb."

In addition, there are the mind gems, power gems, soul gems, and reality gems on the Rocky scepter. Each gem is an extremely powerful object. The six gems are collectively called the infinite gems. The infinite gems are any creature in the universe. The supreme power they are pursuing, it is said that if they are gathered together, they can eliminate 90.00% of the life in the universe.With a one-in-a-billion chance in front of them, how could someone like Deadpool, who doesn't think it's a big deal, not be moved.

As soon as Arale heard that this eye is the time gem that controls the change of time, he immediately confronted Stephen Strange in Doctor Strange with his ability to annoy a big villain to the point of compromise, and blinked in surprise. : "You said that what the Master lost was this?"

"...It's the Eye of Agamotto."

Seeing Alalei's lack of interest, Deadpool leaned half on the bed unwillingly, and asked, "Don't you want to try the power of this infinite gem? Just help me."

"I don't want to, I don't want to help." Alale stretched out his legs and kicked his body that was about to climb onto the bed back to a safe distance, and replied simply, "You can't die no matter what you do, but please consider me who is about to die in my youth. "

"..."

Deadpool sat cross-legged on the floor, tilting his body and resting his chin in the shape of a thinking person.

Seeing that he finally calmed down, Alalei slowly retracted into the bed, and yawned, "You can leave smoothly, this time gem will return to the mage sooner or later, when the time comes, make him draw a circle Even if I throw you on Mount Everest and turn you into a popsicle, I can't go to the top to dig you."

Deadpool, who originally wanted to play with the Time Stone, thought about it for half an hour, and then lifted Arale's quilt again.

Alalei just closed her eyes: "..."

"Then let's take the things away and return them to the mage after playing for a few days." He was full of enthusiasm, "Hey, I haven't played infinite gems yet."

"...You haven't played many things in the world, so can't you find something else to play with?" Alale opened his eyes and asked him weakly.

"Other things are not as fun as Infinity Gems. Do you know how many forces will loot this thing if it appears in the universe?" The more this kind of demand is not available, the more it can arouse people's curiosity.

Alale knew everything about the Cosmic Rubik's Cube, the Eye of Agamotto, and the Loki Scepter, but it was the first time she had heard of the Infinity Gem composed of six gems. Anyway, it sounded awesome. The things that boasted to the heaven made Arale shy away even more.It's just that he couldn't help muttering in his ear, and he became more and more curious about this gem.

It is said that this gemstone has the power to reverse time, and a half-bitten apple can be restored to its original shape and moldy and dry, so it is the same for people.Everyone says that there is no medicine for regret in the world, but with this gemstone, time can be traced back to the past, and so is death.Not to mention the other abilities contained in it, this one alone is enough to make too many people crazy about it.

Lalei lay on the bed and stared blankly at the ceiling and muttered to himself: "What do you want to use it for? Go back to before you were transformed?"

The voice of Deadpool, who was constantly promoting the benefits of this gem, disappeared immediately, and he, who had already moved to the head of the bed, rested his cheeks in a daze, and paused for a moment: "...haven't thought about it yet."

"Then do you regret it? It became what it is now?" Arale raised his eyelids and looked at his head, which was covered with a mask all day long.

Deadpool continued to be in a daze: "Regret, I want to get back my handsome face..."

"..."

After another half an hour, Deadpool lay down beside her pillow and poked her with his finger, "Don't you think I'm pitiful? Do me a favor if you feel compassionate?"

Alale turned over with difficulty, her eyelids twitching, "I feel that I am very pitiful now, please help me with sympathy."

Deadpool clasped his hands and threatened calmly, "This is not your most pitiful time, if you don't help me, you will be even more pitiful."

"..."

Alale sat up dejectedly, "Ancestor, what do you want me to do for you!"

Seeing that she finally compromised, Deadpool's eyes lit up, he rubbed his hands and leaned over, hey hey said: "It's simple and simple, you don't need to steal anything, you just need to change one person's mind."

Arale raised her eyes, "Who?"

"Charles."

"..."

Alale pointed to herself, speechless until she laughed, "Do you think I can change Charles?"

Her tone was as if if Professor X could be persuaded, would it take force to rule the world?Talking about it is enough.

"It's true that you and Charles can't convince anyone." Deadpool calmed down and realized the problem.

Alale gave him a blank look and said, "Can't you think about it before deciding on something?"

"I thought you thought you were invincible in the world with your mouth, and even I came in second."

Alale tidied up her hair calmly, shook her shawl hair, and smiled at him, "Provocative methods don't work for me dear."

After staring at Alalei's online beauty for a long time, Deadpool raised his eyebrows and clapped his hands, saying, "There is another way."

"?"

Deadpool made a decisive conclusion: "Seduction. Seduction!"

“……………………………………….”

Arale was still sitting on the bed, watching Deadpool spread all her clothes on the floor calmly, evaluating each one.

"This is too childish."

"What the hell is SpongeBob SquarePants printed on it!"

"Don't you have a dress? The one that shows your thighs?"

"Damn, I've seen the same style of clothes when I was a child, are you wearing children's clothes?"

……

After looking through all of her few clothes, Deadpool finally confirmed: "Well, you are not a woman."

Arale: "You not only insulted me, you also insulted Charles' aesthetics, don't even think about it, I won't help you."

"I appreciate your clothes from the eyes of a man." Deadpool stopped her, picked up an oversized sweater, and shook it in front of her, "How dare you wear this kind of rag like a sack? "

"What do you know, this is boyfriend style!" Alale grabbed her clothes and hugged her.

"Heh, boyfriend style?" Deadpool sneered, "First of all, you need to have a boyfriend."

Arale: "...I have endured you for a long time. When I said □□, I thought you were praising my beauty, now? Ha ha."

She climbed off the bed, gathered her scattered clothes into a pile, hugged them, and stuffed them into the closet.

"I'm complimenting you on your beauty." Deadpool cleared his throat, "Charles likes yours."

Arale paused when she put the clothes on.

Deadpool continued his efforts: "And besides the Phoenix girl, he rarely takes female students alone. This is obviously optimistic about you, isn't it?"

Arale was flattered by his praise, but on the surface she doubted: "Really?"

"It's better than diamonds!" Deadpool affirmed, "He specially teaches you, he has time to be alone every week, and he is so generous to you, he even promised not to use his abilities on you. From the perspective of a man like me, Even if he doesn't like you, he is special to you."

Deadpool talked and walked himself in, thinking about it this way is really the case.

Otherwise, why would Charles treat her so well and be so black-hearted towards himself?

He looked up and saw Alalei running away, he was stunned: "What are you doing?"

Alalei didn't turn her head back: "Look in the mirror and see my virtues with eye dropsy, otherwise I'll be so praised by you that I won't be able to find my way."

Deadpool:"……"

Deadpool followed behind, and kept thinking, "He may not be sent back to the bank now, then you just need to hook your little finger, and he will obediently give me the box after listening to you, without any trouble. Once I have everything in hand, I will go back in time with the gemstone, and go back to before you seduced him, and nothing has happened by then, and you are still you, a pure and innocent beautiful girl."

I have to say that the idea of ​​Deadpool is really bad, and it has a certain flavor to a certain extent.

just,

"What do I gain by doing this?"

Alale washed her face and carefully looked at her dark circles around her eyes and the pimple that just appeared on her forehead yesterday, and finally calmed down.

There is no beauty like a fairy or a sudden beauty like a flower, she is still her, a dick who picks her feet and doesn't wash her hair.

Deadpool pressed her shoulders, and said earnestly: "You said just now that you want to find a boyfriend who is gentle, considerate and rich. Are there any rich professors among the people you know?"

Arale didn't even think about it: "Stark, my boss, Wayne, the master who gave me the tablecloth."

Deadpool: "...This question doesn't count, let's start again."

"Do you know anyone who is as rich, gentle and handsome as a professor?"

Arale hesitated for a moment: "Stark and Wayne are actually..."

Deadpool: "Then you haven't had any feelings for them?"

This question made Arale completely shut up.

She can still tell whether she likes it or not, whether she has heart palpitations or not.

"Think about Charles!"

In this case, Arale couldn't help thinking of Charles' face again in his mind.

Deadpool's eyebrows gradually relaxed with her silence, "The only criterion for testing your appearance is practice. What if Charles has been paralyzed for the past two years and changed his aesthetics and started to like flat chest? If it succeeds, you and I will not suffer. .”

"Then it failed." Arale said blankly.

"Uh..." Deadpool clenched his fists, "I haven't thought about it yet, but trust my judgment, there shouldn't be any male who would refuse a prey who comes to him."

"You are talking about you, scumbag!" Arale kicked him, "Charles is not that kind of person."

Deadpool pouted his ass and let her kick him, then turned around and raised his eyebrows slightly, "If you don't try, how will you know what kind of person he is!"

"..."

Arale didn't know why she somehow boarded the deadpool ship, and she didn't know why she still had some expectations for his so-called seduction.Otherwise, his drowsiness has been awakened by his gaudy nonsense, and he is too idle to panic.She touched the beautiful bracelet on her wrist, thinking back to Deadpool's words.

"Little bitch." Alale called to the person who was matching her clothes.

Deadpool turned his head, "What's wrong? Thinking about it?"

Arale shook her head and said slowly, "I've been very unlucky recently."

Deadpool nodded, "I know, you haven't been unlucky recently, but you have always been unlucky."

Arale: "...Have you ever thought about it. I failed to seduce Charles, what if he gets angry and takes revenge on the two of us?"

She paused, and then said, "Your thinking is very dangerous. If you are found out, your loss and my tuition will not just be paid for a few years."

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Yesterday's drivers hit the road one after another, the big cars and small cars drove quite slippery (*/ω＼*)

Poetry on getting on the car: The driver’s technical level is good, it all depends on the high starting point of the leader, and getting on the car quickly, only when the car rolls over will you know the baby stroller.

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Superhero group:

Doctor Strange: My eye was accidentally stolen.

Iron Man: ... eyes?

Spider-Man: ...eyes? ? ?

Hawkeye: ... corns?

Captain America: ...or glasses?

Doctor Strange: ...

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Thank you for the grenade and mine bombing of the glutinous rice ball, hugging and rubbing.And everyone's mine assists, ahhh, compare your heart.

The next chapter sits and waits for Charles to show up.

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