[Comprehensive] sense of existence

Facts have proved that Arale's plan is correct.

Because the person who suffered the most in this farce already knew who was the culprit who made him lose face.

"I'm going to buy this radio station!!!" Stark was lying on the bed with his thighs spread apart, and the therapeutic device was repairing his crotch.

Although a monkey stealing a peach did not cause substantial harm to little Stark, but in order to prevent future troubles, Stark decided to take care of his little brother with the latest cell repair device he invented. The symbol of a man is the key Moments must not retire early because of their own sloppiness.

And the woman who appeared on the red carpet was also arrested by the police uncle according to the law. Before leaving, he never forgot to yell about the beauty of the one-night stand between the two of them.

There were too many one-night stands, which one was she talking about?

Grinning his teeth, Stark paused for a while and didn't think about how he had offended this aunt at that time. It was obviously these girls who posted it on their own initiative. All he had to do was lie on the bed to greet her...

However, it is useless to think clearly. This kind of global live broadcast, except Lei Shen who lives in God's Domain, does not know.

What's even more exasperating is that the cause of this accident was the instigation of a little announcer.

He wants to take money to smash her to death! ! !

Stark decided that this kind of show that spreads bad habits cannot be tolerated!

Jarvis, who has always been rational, poured cold water on him: "You will be ridiculed even more if you suppress an ordinary radio station like this, sir."

Stark: ...

"Are I still afraid of being laughed at?! I have been laughed at a long time ago!" Stark gritted his teeth viciously, he was uncomfortable because the check in hand could not be spent!

"Coulson from S.H.I.E.L.D. is going upstairs." Jarvis stopped the boss in time to tear up the check.

Stark crossed his arms in frustration: "No, no, no, no, no, I'm recuperating, and I don't see any idlers."

"My program has been modified, sir."

As soon as Jarvis's voice fell, the elevator door opened.

"Heal the injury? Look, I'm sure you'll be injured, bring the money." Hawkeye elbowed Steve, smiling contentedly.

Steve looked at Stark who was "treating" with sympathy, and took out a banknote from his leather jacket.

Stark: ...

Coulson was very embarrassed and explained to Stark, whose face was not very good-looking: "I happened to meet them on the way to visit the sick, so we came together."

Stark: ...

He swears, this big-brained monster deliberately invites his friends to watch his jokes! ! !

Thinking that his current posture must be very ambiguous, Stark quickly pushed the instrument away, frowning with displeasure on his face: "I'm fine."

He paused, temporarily concealed the fact that he was going to buy the radio station, and looked suspiciously at the group of uninvited guys: "Recently Thor has been monitoring Loki, Metropolis is covered by Superman, Gotham has Batman, there are so many superheroes in New York, and Professor X is sitting on the mutant side, the world is very peaceful, you can't just come to my building to discuss fighting monsters, right?"

"There really isn't anything major going on recently." Coulson skillfully placed the documents on the table. He knew that Stark would not usually pick up the documents by himself when he was in a bad mood, and he usually would not be in a good mood when he met himself.

"SHIELD intercepted a piece of intelligence. In the intelligence, Hydra is secretly looking for a mysterious person."

Stark picked up the file nonchalantly. "The Thief's Plan?"

"A guy who turned the underworld upside down." Coulson explained to the three of them.

The purpose of his visit this time, on the one hand, was to visit the "injured" Stark, and on the other hand, the reason was for this information.

"Diamonds in bread sticks, drugs in flour, black pearls in chocolate, gold in cheese...don't tell me you can become a thief by stealing these things." Stark looked at these values ​​mockingly. The case is not worth a few dollars.

Jarvis: "Sir, please always be aware that most people in this world are not as rich as you. According to the market price, these things are enough to attract the attention of a group of vicious people."

Hawkeye and Steve nodded empathetically.

But calm Steve raised a question: "Has S.H.I.E.L.D. started accepting this kind of theft cases now? Isn't this the scope of CSI?"

"Now those who are connected with Hydra will be handled by S.H.I.E.L.D." Coulson dutifully explained, "Although these things can be easily obtained in your eyes, but if you want to take them away silently, then It is very alarming to put it back in place silently and without anyone noticing."

Coulson has also seen this situation in Japanese manga.

"I have contacted Professor Charles, and there are indeed people in the X Academy who can do this, but he guarantees that no student has done it." Coulson spread his hands, looking helplessly at the three superheroes in front of him, "So, with this kind of The thief of ability is being targeted by Hydra people and used for his own use, and the consequences of it must be clear to you."

If S.H.I.E.L.D. somehow lost some important documents, the consequences would be disastrous.

Stark stared at the half-eaten breadstick in the photo, and was silent for a while: "Do you know what it looks like?"

Coulson answered honestly: "No."

Steve: "What about the origin?"

Coulson: "I don't know."

Hawkeye: "What is the intention of committing the crime?"

Coulson: "Can't judge."

The Three Heroes: ...

Coulson was embarrassed: "Don't look at me with such eyes. The Hydra people didn't dig out the thief, so they started the thief plan."

Stark frowned: "After talking for a long time, your notice is almost the same as if you didn't say it."

Coulson raised a wrinkled smile: "Prevent erroneous things, prevent erroneous things."

Suddenly realizing something, Stark narrowed his eyes dangerously.

"You really came here on purpose this time just to see my joke... What a thief, it's all an excuse... Why are you running?! Jarvis, catch him..."

……

Stark's check was eventually spent.

As soon as Arale arrived at the radio station, she was grabbed by Nemo's producer and began to give orders.

"Changed boss?"

Arale's mouth was so wide that an egg could be stuffed into it.

Nemo nodded nervously, and whispered to Arale by the way: "It is said that the boss is Iron Man who was seriously injured by a monkey stealing peaches yesterday."

Arale: =dish=

Seeing her turn around and run away, Nemo quickly stopped her: "Hey, where are you going?"

Alalei didn't turn her head back: "Run away, to hide from the limelight."

Nemo still didn't know how big a mistake was made by the people under him. Now it was the moment when the new and old bosses were handing over and they had to behave well. He grabbed Arale's sweater and glared at her: "Hurry up!" Let’s go to see God! Iron Man is the boss, and if he performs well, he might even be given a steel suit as a year-end bonus!"

Arale thought that the steel suit would give her a fart, but she didn't want to save the world.

To buy the radio station at this time, it must be found out that she instigated it, so when will it go away!

Nemo saw Alalei's timid look like a mouse meeting a cat, and wondered: "I haven't gotten nervous yet, why can't you move your legs?"

Alale broke free from his clutches, straightened the sweater, and said frankly, "When I think of working under the hands of a superhero, I tremble with excitement."

Nemo gave her a strange look: "You don't want to climb on the bed and become the boss's wife, do you?"

Arale: ...?

Nemo patted her on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "Although you little girls always want to reach the sky in one step and marry a diamond king, but as someone who has experienced it, I advise you to calm down as soon as possible and stop using those crooked brains."

Nemo looked around, saw no one, secretly lowered his voice, with a look of gossip: "Gossip, don't spread it outside."

Ala Lei hurriedly raised her hand to swear.

Seeing that she was so upbeat, Nemo didn't want to keep it any longer, and said in a low voice: "It is said that the farce yesterday made Iron Man completely silent."

Arale: =dish=

After talking about the gossip, Nemo looked relaxed, patted the already petrified Alalei, and comforted him: "So, little girls, don't always think about marrying a golden mountain and a silver mountain, and you won't want to have sex and blessings in the rest of your life." ? Work hard, do your job well, find a good husband, than anything else, I just see you have a future, I will give you advice, and think about the future on your own."

Ala Lei said that she was speechless, and thanked dryly: "I, I will, I will work well."

When broadcasting again, Arale was full of gossip about Iron Man's failure, and was very absent-minded when doing the show.

As it happened, one of the calls came again from a previous listener.

After connecting, there was a female listener who was obviously well-prepared from the previous experience, and she briefly introduced herself. Alale immediately remembered the female listener who had been showing her affection in the show, and vowed that she could go for him. die.

Very well, this time it must have nothing to do with Stark.

Alalei, who has been careful not to meet the "scumbag" again, raised her spirits.

"I'm calling this time about some questions I don't want to understand." The female audience still sounded UP.

Arale patiently: "What question?"

"It's like this. After listening to your suggestion, I deliberately flirted with a few men in order to verify whether my boyfriend will be jealous of me. "

Arale nodded: "Hmm ~ and then ~"

"A few were afraid of my boyfriend, and ran away with their tails between their tails without even daring to fart." The tone of the female audience was a little annoyed, "There are also one or two bold... who were taught by my boyfriend It's miserable." Well, it's outrageous. (really out of shape)

Ala Lei sounds inexplicably feeling like she is in the arena. Could it be the woman of the boss of the underworld?

She who has been quite vigilant recently hastened to smooth things over: "Isn't this very good, it shows that I value you very much."

The female audience was not very satisfied: "With me or without me, their endings are all doomed. They also didn't highlight my position in his heart."

Ala Lei thinks that this kind of woman who is constantly dying in love either has a high EQ, or her EQ fell to the ground like a cannon and stepped on it. This young lady is very dangerous.

Because the new boss took office, the producer Nemo, who was determined to perform well, kept gesticulating in the supervision window, asking Ala Lei to create a hot spot for discussion.

Seeing the producer who was about to press his face to the window in front of him, Alale swallowed hard: "That...maybe it's because the men you're looking for are too weak."

The female audience was confused:? ? ?

"Do you think it's easy for these men to be taught by your boyfriend?"

The female audience admitted without thinking: "Yeah, shit."

Alalei squinted at the producer whose fingers were about to go up to the sky, and continued: "So, he doesn't like this kind of unchallenging opponent at all, and it's just a matter of using his fingers to teach them."

"You mean to find a man who is equal to him to seduce?"

"It's a suggestion, a small suggestion." Alale quickly clarified, but when she saw Nemo's look of wanting to rush in to find fault for herself, she bit the bullet and suggested, "A match is a match for gunpowder. Think about it." , usually your boyfriend always wants to find someone to trouble him, who he always dislikes, who he always hates, and who he wants to deal with quickly?"

The female audience didn't know who they thought of all of a sudden, and murmured: "It seems that there is such a person."

"It's an opponent." Alale breathed a sigh of relief, "It's easy to have this kind of opponent. If you really want to add some jealousy to your love, of course you must find an opponent who is not afraid of your boyfriend."

The female audience seemed to be listening.

"What you said seems to make sense."

This idea is really bad, in order to prevent this "underworld boss" from being offended again, Alale kindly added: "Be sure to be moderate...remember..."

beep beep-

Don't be too deadly...

Listening to the phone call that had already been hung up, Alale looked out the window at the bright producer with a thumbs up and a smile. She somehow felt that the lights seemed a little dark today.