Gerhard ate a very rich breakfast, which was the pizza he ordered when he and Messi played a game last night, so when Gerhard appeared in front of his new teammates, he was dressed like a hip-hop rock musician.Because he was wearing a black skull T-shirt, black jeans with sequins, black sneakers with cool hip-hop graffiti, and his freshly washed hair.

On the team bus, all the teammates were wearing Barcelona uniform sports suits. When they saw a guy with such a different style of painting coming up behind Messi, everyone immediately looked over.Gerhard had just taken a bath, and his face was filled with the unique smile and vigor of young people. His right hand was stuffed into his trouser pocket. Maybe others thought it was cool, but he was just looking for his mobile phone.Still holding a piece of half-eaten pizza in his right hand, he stepped on the steps and climbed onto the bus. While everyone was watching, he first greeted Guashuai as if nothing happened, and then saw Harvey and Pique, just strode forward and wanted to go.

Gua Shuai grabbed Gerhard's shoulder and watched him eat half of the pizza that was still cold.Gua Shuai's original intention was to prevent him from eating these junk foods, but Gerhard handed over the pizza in a bachelor's way, and then specially handed the side he hadn't eaten to Gua Shuai, and then said with a smile: " You didn't eat breakfast? If you don't mind this, I don't care, in fact, the taste is pretty good."

Harvey and Pique, who were sitting in the back row, covered their faces speechlessly, while Pedro, who was sitting next to him, was already laughing so hard.With a smirk on his face, Gerhard grabbed Messi's shoulders and dragged him to the empty seat, and then started laughing with Messi like a jerk.Gua Shuai was tricked by Gerhard's innocuous joke so quickly, but is Gua Shuai the kind of person who can get it done with just a few paragraphs?Guardiola watched as Gerhard took a bite of the cold pizza and chewed it.

"It's pretty good, give me the phone number of this store next time." Gua Shuai took the pizza and sat directly in the front seat, and started to eat it.Gerhard glanced at Messi, shrugged his shoulders and felt that he couldn't play this old ginger.Pedro, who was sitting in the back row, stretched his head over and watched Gerhard introduce himself: "I'm Pedro, are you new here?"

"Gerhard Jamieson." Gerhard reached out to shake hands with the knife, and the two got to know each other.Harvey next to him poked Gerhard and said, "Are you going to shoot a promotional video with us today?"

"Yeah." Gerhard said indifferently, but his facial expression was really excited. Pique next to Harvey stretched out his head and said, "Do you have a jersey???"

It’s true that the club’s group activities must at least wear jerseys. Now Gerhard is still wearing his own plain clothes. Later, they will go to the studio to promote the protection of animals. What should we do now?Gerhard doesn't care, he thinks the club must have negotiated on this matter, any number will do, and 13 can make do with it.

Pique's worry was really unnecessary, and the assistant coach will pass soon, so this new jersey was given to Gerhard and asked him to find a place to change the jersey.Gerhard didn't care at all. Anyway, the whole car has everything a man should have, and nothing that shouldn't. There's nothing to be ashamed about.Gerhard immediately began to take off his T-shirt and prepared to change his jersey. When he took off all the shirts and t-shirts, Messi wanted to use his coat to block Gerhard.

Gerhard's body is more seductive than his face, especially when he takes off his clothes, it is simply polished and seductively sexy.Pedro started whistling at Gerhard like an old hooligan in the back row of Messi, Gerhard didn't care at all even if he was a little proud, look, look, I'm more hairy than you guys when I take off my clothes Big monsters to be beautiful.

Once Gerhard's life treasure attribute is activated, he has a tendency to be irresistible. After changing his jacket, he didn't mind taking off his pants.Messi watched him stand up and untie the belt in silence, and quickly stood up to help him block it, but Gerhard didn't care at all with a frank look, and started wearing ball pants in front of everyone while wearing underwear, haha Wei pretended that I didn't know this bastard, and Pique didn't mind the big deal and began to whistle, and the wolf howled. This applauded Gerhard, and Gerhard almost missed the Barcelona bus. striptease.

Then?

Gua Shuai fisted each other, one of the two obediently sat on the seat, and the other started to complain to his own ICF with his mobile phone like a pitiful one after putting on his jersey.

Cheap: I had fun and got beaten up.

ICF: Does it hurt?I miss you...

Cheap: I don't care, I want to bury my chest for comfort.

ICF: Hold your chest up and open your hands, come on!

Gerhard burst out laughing, seeing that the bus had arrived at the destination, he carefully put away the phone, Pique grabbed Gerhard and the two started chatting happily.Harvey looked at Messi with a headache, then looked back at the two fire treasures, and suddenly felt a headache.

"I haven't posted it these days." As long as Harvey thinks that Gerhard is starting to be mean, Pique will start to tease his IQ.I won't know until the players reach the so-called destination, shit!

How is the Nou Camp! !

We come to the stadium to shoot animals to promote protection? ? ? ? ?

Big guys, look at me, let me see you don't know what medicine you sold.Gua Shuai also looked at the driver in bewilderment, confirmed with the assistant again, and then asked in surprise, "Did he really say that?"

The assistant nodded and said in a bit of embarrassment: "Really, I was planning to go to the studio, but the chairman waved his hand and said that the studio is good, or we can go to Camp Nou to shoot. Our stadium is beautiful. , The grass is green and green, let alone people, animals must like it!"

Gua Shuai held his forehead a little speechlessly, feeling that the guys produced by La Masia are all a little bit funny? ?Or is it that Barcelona is not funny from top to bottom?

So Gerhard, who stepped into Camp Nou for the first time, saw lions, tigers, giraffes, koalas, and black and white pandas on the grass of his home court!

"Lion! Messi, it's a lion! Messi, look, look, it's a lion!" Gerhard was immediately excited, and ran straight to the front of the lion's cage, looking at the lazy male lion, and then looked excited .The breeder surprised Gerhard, who actually squatted in front of the lion's cage and meowed, so he didn't worry that the lion would get annoyed and rush up?Unexpectedly, your lazy lion seemed to be interested when he saw the meowing Gerhard outside the cage.He opened his big golden eyes, looked Gerhard up and down, then yawned, turned over and exposed his belly.

Felines have a characteristic that if they don't trust people very much, they won't show their belly at all. This is a kind of weakness or peace among animals.

Gua Shuai had just finished communicating with the director, and when he turned around, he saw a scene that almost scared him out of his wits.Gerhard was actually touching a lion, to be more precise, touching a lion's belly, touching a lion that was taller than an adult and snoring...

The person in charge of the animal protection organization here saw that Gua Shuai's head was about to grow hairs, and immediately began to appease him: "Don't worry, it's okay. The animals brought today are all rescued from the zoo circus. How to hurt people."

But Gua Shuai doesn't think much about it, that lion!Yes that's you, the golden retriever, put that Gerard down! !That's my player! !I just bought it, don't break it for me!

Here, Gerhard touched the lion for a while, and the breeder next to him was also talking to Gerhard about the habits of the lion. The director over there was not idle and started shooting directly with the photographer.The ability of [-]mm plastic film is to be able to shoot ordinary scenes with movie-level picture quality, but it is only the movement of Gerhard touching the lion's fur, coupled with a slow motion, it can shoot a beautiful movie picture and effects.

Think about it, sunshine, green land, a golden-haired lion, and a golden-haired human, two people leaning close together.The handsome man's hand was stroking the lion's smooth fur, and the lion also rested its head on the human's thigh trustingly.The lion's golden eyes are full of wildness and trust, the kind of laziness under the king's breath, coupled with the handsome man Gerhard's own high-gloss appearance, looking at the camera with blue eyes like the sea, slowly raised Mouth...

director!Stop for a moment, we are shooting a promotional video to protect animals, not an advertisement for luxury goods!

But once the director's urgency is activated by Gerhard, he will basically be unable to stop it later.Originally, the players were a little scared of these beasts, but under the touch of Gerhard, a bastard, they really let go a lot.Harvey hugged a koala and began to comb the hair near its buttocks intimately. The koala opened its mouth happily and had a good time.

Peak was holding a leopard, and the two were rolling and playing happily on the ground.This is the kind of little leopard that has not yet grown up. If someone is willing to accompany them crazy, they are already very happy.

Messi was a little scared when he saw the tiger in front of him, but the tiger likes Messi very much. As soon as Messi got close to the tail, Messi's ankle was curled up, and he started to flirt with the king of the ball.

Pedro raised his hand, and above it was the majestic eagle, which spread its huge wings, but it still lowered its head to Pedro and kissed Pedro's lips with his sharp mouth.

Iniesta leaned on a big brown bear. He made a fancy move and passed the ball to the big brown bear. The opponent deftly bounced the ball a few times with his nose and passed it back Iniesta.

The last scene of the picture is Gerhard and the lion, lazily leaning on a handsome young man, the blond hair and the lion's hair echo each other, the golden king's eyes and blue eyes stand out in the gray tone of the picture Outstanding, coupled with this appearance, simply maxed out the upper limit of beauty.Then under the red and blue of Barcelona, ​​a big group photo of all Barcelona, ​​plus the animals they protect and promote in the gray tone picture, every time the players interact with the animals, there will be slow motion, it is really to see people's hearts warm.

But when the female fans of La Liga saw Barcelona's new player Gerhard, they just wanted to shout one sentence: put down that Gerhard and let me come!

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