[Comprehensive] The number one cannon fodder

The two students accompanying Tang Bohu patted him and told him to be more serious.Tang Bohu smiled nonchalantly and said, "Why can't I be the number one talented person in the south of the Yangtze River? If I can't be chosen, then everyone here won't be able to be chosen."

The two students glanced at him, shrugged and ignored him.Soon it was time for selection and elimination. Tang Bohu frowned when he heard the rules of eating the bugs and dying for the master, and stood up and reprimanded: "We are here to be servants, not to be servants. Dog, how can there be any dignity if you follow this way?"

The people in Washington sneered disdainfully, "Dignity? I think you are fake and noble. Some of our servants in Washington are rushing to do it. If you don't want to, just say abstain and no one will stop you."

The two students pulled him back and whispered: "Be quiet, you won't be able to choose a servant."

Hearing this sentence, Tang Bohu calmed down, and he was very clever to understand the purpose of screening the questions. As long as it is for the sake of the master, he can give up his dignity and ignore everything, so he can answer correctly every time.However, he was not happy in his heart. On the contrary, he hated these rules in Washington and disdained them very much.While coping, he thought, if it wasn't for the fact that he couldn't teach the maids in Washington, he would never enter Washington.

After asking questions, Washington also arranged a test to pretend to be a thief and hijack the young master. Of course, the young master is pretending, and these people don't know the young master anyway.Tang Bohu witty discovered the loopholes and exposed the impostors. The other two students had been secretly avoiding the thieves. Tang Bohu felt that he should be the winner, and made fun of the two students and others for their cowardice and stupidity.Unexpectedly, when the results were announced, Tang Bohu was the first to be eliminated!

Tang Bohu immediately refused to accept: "What kind of test are you guys doing? I am the only one among all the people who saw that you were fakes. I rescued the young master, but you actually eliminated me? Could it be that when you are in danger, you have to rely on some people who are greedy for life and afraid of death?" The servant is going to save your young master?"

The people in Washington said: "You are eliminated because you think you are smart and don't care about the safety of the young master. You clearly saw the flaw early on, but you waited until the last moment to expose it. You simply want everyone to see your intelligence and wisdom. I thought about the young master. A person like you can not only be a servant, but also can't do anything. I kindly advise you that there are many people smarter than you in this world. Pretending to be smart will kill you sooner or later! Go, go. "

Tang Bohu choked on his chest and said angrily: "Your rules are not reasonable at all, they are just nonsense."

"Who is talking nonsense in my Washington?" A serious voice came from outside the door.

All the servants in Washington immediately bowed and saluted, "Grand Master."

Tang Bohu looked back, only to see an old man with white hair and a dignified face walking in, while Chen Xiaosheng, Su Xueyun and others were standing outside the door!Tang Bohu's eyes widened in surprise, and he immediately winked at Chen Xiaosheng, signaling him not to call him.

Chen Xiaosheng took a look at the cloth clothes on him, then turned his head speechlessly, pretending not to recognize him.Zhu Xiaolian and Qiuxiang looked at Su Xueyun subconsciously, and seeing Su Xueyun shaking her head slightly, they didn't say anything.

Mrs. Tai Shi said indifferently: "We in Washington naturally have the rules of our Washington in selecting family members. Why do we have to explain our rules to outsiders?"

Tang Bohu said: "I didn't say that, I just said that some of the rules are unreasonable. Compared with servants who only know how to obey orders and don't know how to adapt, I think what the young master needs more is a servant who is flexible and flexible, so that he can treat the people around him. Make a correct judgment based on the situation, so as not to put the young master in danger."

When mentioning Hua Wenwu, Taishi Hua and his wife had to think about it, and suddenly felt that what Tang Bohu said made sense.The two looked at each other, Taishi Hua stroked his beard and said, "Then you think you are smart enough and flexible enough?"

With one hand behind his back, Tang Bohu gently shook the hair on his shoulders behind him with the other, and said to himself: "At least among this group of servants, I am the only one who saw through the deception of the test."

Grand Master Hua narrowed his eyes slightly, looked at him for a while, and suddenly said: "Okay, since you are so confident and want to become a servant in my Huafu so much, then I will help you."

The grand master's wife said urgently: "Master, how can this work? Even if you want to choose a few smart people for civil and military, you can't be so hasty. It seems that there are no rules."

Grand Master Hua said naturally: "Being a servant, one must learn the rules well. This person is so confident in himself, I believe he will not be afraid to start from the beginning, right?" He looked at Tang Bohu and said, "The servants are also divided into levels. Don't say that you can't even be promoted to a first-class servant."

Tang Bohu glanced over Qiuxiang, landed on Su Xueyun, and chuckled, "Am I afraid? I will be promoted to first-class servant in less than seven days!"

Grand Master Hua chuckled, "I have ambition, I haven't seen such an ambitious servant in many years, then you can stay, the old man is waiting for you to be promoted to first-class servant."

Tang Bohu slightly hooked the corners of his lips, thinking that nothing in the world could stop him.Taishi Hua and Mrs. Taishi stopped paying attention to them, went out and called everyone to the front hall for dinner.Su Xueyun walked forward beside Chen Xiaosheng, and never glanced at Tang Bohu from the beginning to the end. Even Qiuxiang and Zhu Xiaolian followed suit and never glanced this way.

Tang Bohu's good mood dissipated in an instant, as if he had punched cotton, no matter what he did, he couldn't move Su Xueyun in the slightest.He gritted his teeth, thinking that he would be with Qiuxiang day and night, and cheered up again.Qiuxiang and Su Xueyun are twin sisters, as long as he makes Qiuxiang agree with him, Su Xueyun will naturally change her opinion of him.He is not coveting his brother's wife, but he is unwilling to let the brother's family cut off contact with him.But before that, he must give Qiu Xiang a good lesson, no one has ever beaten him so embarrassingly!

Tang Bohu was given the name Hua'an, signed a contract of sale under a false name, and became the servant of Huafu.The grand master's wife who walked away asked Hua Taishi with a puzzled expression, "Why did you leave that man behind? He doesn't look like a servant. Are you afraid that he is a spy sent by others?"

Grand Master Hua sneered, and said: "Our mansion is as strict as an iron bucket. Whoever sends spies here is asking for trouble. Madam, don't pay attention to that kid. He is arrogant and arrogant, and dares to insult Huafu. How about a lesson? Doesn’t he want to be a servant? Then let him do it, let him feel the nonsense rules of my Washington, huh!”

Mrs. Taishi gave him a blank look, and said helplessly: "You don't care what this kind of person does! Forget it, after a while, he can't bear it, so he will be kicked out, and he looks down on Washington and wants to come to the writer. It's simply inexplicable." .”

Chen Xiaosheng looked at Su Xueyun, glanced at Qiuxiang with his eyes, Su Xueyun smiled mockingly, and said in a voice that only two people could hear: "He is going to die by himself, and no one can save him. Don't pay attention to him when you see him in the future." he."

Chen Xiaosheng nodded. After thinking for a long time, he couldn't figure out what Tang Bohu was doing. If the good young master didn't do it, he came to be a housekeeper. If Tang Guangde knew it, he would probably be pissed to death!

On their way home, Zhu Xiaolian and Qiuxiang kept discussing about Tang Bohu, and the two of them couldn't figure out what Tang Bohu was doing in Washington.Zhu Xiaolian felt that Tang Bohu was mentally ill, while Qiuxiang was more worried that Tang Bohu's concealment of his identity would be detrimental to Washington.

Seeing that Qiuxiang was really worried, Su Xueyun comforted her and said, "Qiuxiang, don't think too much, things are not that complicated at all. Washington is an awe-inspiring place to many people, and they dare not even mention it easily. But for Tang Bohu, he feels that any place in the world is like his back garden. He can go and leave whenever he wants, and everything is up to him. Therefore, he doesn't take his status as a servant at all. It’s just to play for a while, didn’t you see the look that he deserved to be beaten just now? He didn’t even pay attention to the Grand Master.”

Qiu Xiang frowned, and said disgustedly: "I used to know that he was outspoken, but I didn't expect him to be so ignorant in his actions. If I knew last time, I would be more ruthless, lest he appear annoying again!"

Su Xueyun also frowned, "Last time? Did he trouble you?"

Qiuxiang said: "It was the day when we went to the temple to offer incense. At that time, you went to the inner courtyard first. I asked for a lottery for my wife, but I happened to meet him. I ignored him. He kept saying some inexplicable things next to me. ...In short, when I slapped him, he became furious and mistook me for my sister. Hmph, he can't even tell me from my sister, so I'm ashamed to say that my sister wronged him. I hate his words It's ugly, so I asked two servants to beat him up, but I didn't expect him to go to Washington to be a servant, I really don't know what he thinks."

Others didn't know what Tang Bohu was thinking, but Su Xueyun instantly understood.Tang Bohu is arrogant and conceited, and he has always refused to be wronged in the slightest. Even if his father faced him, he would never win.Tang Bohu's trip to Washington this time is definitely for Qiuxiang, this person is as annoying as a cockroach!

At night, after several people were asleep, Su Xueyun changed into night clothes and sneaked into the Washington Palace without a sound.She was quite familiar with this place, and found Tang Bohu in the servant's room after a while.Su Xueyun thought for a while, took out a bad luck talisman from the space, and threw it at Tang Bohu.The bad luck talisman flickered and gradually disappeared into Tang Bohu's body.Su Xueyun slightly curled her lips, gave Tang Bohu a cold look, and threw the copper basin on the shelf onto Tang Bohu!

The moment Tang Bohu screamed, Su Xueyun had turned over from the window and jumped onto the roof.She removed a tile and looked down, only to see that all the servants were awakened, jumped out of bed and looked around warily.A moment later, someone found that the copper basin had fallen from Tang Bohu's place. He was so angry that he grabbed Tang Bohu's collar and shouted, "Are you sick? If you don't sleep in the middle of the night, we will sleep!"

Another person taunted with anger: "He will be promoted to the first-class servant within seven days, maybe this is some special trick."

"Bah! I think he deserves to be beaten up! Brothers, beat him up!" Several people swarmed up and pressed Tang Bohu to the ground to beat him up.

Tang Bohu said in surprise: "Wait! Wait! Listen to me, I don't know what's going on. When I woke up, I saw the copper basin rolled down. My chest still hurts. Someone must have hit me on purpose. !"

Several people were even angrier when they heard the words, "We all got up together, and we can testify to each other, what about you? Who can prove that you were smashed? I think you have a mouth, and you are the most eloquent. Today you are in Taizhou Sophistry in front of the teacher and force the grand teacher to accept you as a servant, I will see how you are promoted to the first-class servant!"

"Yes, Brother Chen's younger brother also had the opportunity to be a servant, and they were all selected, but you squeezed them out. You are making trouble here while occupying the status of servant, and you owe a lesson. Brothers, teach them well today How do you behave!"

Several people had long thought that Tang Bohu was not pleasing to the eye, and now they showed no mercy, and slammed their fists on Tang Bohu's body.Tang Bohu was able to yell for help at first, but later he could only hug his head and scream.

Su Xueyun snorted coldly, gently put the tiles back in place, and quickly disappeared into the night.