my shemale wife

Of course... Although Chiba Xing's recipe looks a bit similar, it's too unpalatable, and he didn't pass the test. In the end, the number of people who passed the test was 0.

"I'm sorry... I didn't help." Qianye Xing looked at Yi Ermi apologetically.

"Click click." Yi Ermi patted Qianye Xing's head.

"...Pfft." Judging by the action, what he said should be okay.

In fact, what Yier Fan said was: I never counted on you.

Of course Qianye Xing didn't understand.

Because they didn't pass the test, everyone was making trouble.

Then...an old man jumped from the sky.

Qianye Xing: "..." Her world view has been lost.

...

Qianye Xing looked at the egg in front of her, "Spider...such a big...egg?"

"Click." Yi Ermi gnawed on the egg, and the taste was quite good.

"Is it delicious..." Qianye Xing looked at Yiermi and swallowed hard.

"Click click."

"Okay...Although I don't understand what you're talking about, but seeing how happy you are eating, it should be delicious." After speaking, Qianye Xing pushed aside the egg and took a bite.

"Eh?! It tastes good!" Qianye Xing and Yi Ermi sat there and gnawed the big egg, inexplicably harmonious.

Hisoka looked at the two from a distance with a bulging face.

...

At the top of the trap tower, Qianye Xing hugged Yi Ermi's leg and was dragged by her.

"Xiaoji, don't leave!" Qianye Xing couldn't help crying.

After arriving at the place, after listening to a long and cute little cutie explaining.

Yi Ermi walked to look around the trap tower, and then Qianye Xing followed because of curiosity.

Then why is this tower so fucking tall! !

Qianye Xing said that she is not afraid of heights, really...but she couldn't help kneeling after taking a look.

Qianye Xing, whose legs were weak, couldn't help hugging Yi Ermi's thigh.

Yi Ermi looked down at Qianye Xing, then walked around the edge...

"Ah!! I said don't leave!!" Qianye Xing was dragged away while crying, this position was too close to the edge, she dared not let go! !

As Qianye Xing said, Yiermi directly hung one foot in the air, and tilted her body in the air.

"Your uncle!!!!" roaring Qianye Xing quickly climbed up Yiermi's body, hanging on Yiermi's body.

"...to actually bully my girlfriend like this!" Leo Liou looked at this scene from a distance and expressed that he couldn't bear it. Bullying her like this!

After saying that, Leorio was ready to rush over.

Kurapika grabbed him, "That man is dangerous, don't be impulsive."

Qi Ya mocked, "He's really envious."

"No way!" Leo Rio retorted.

Qianye Xing didn't have the heart to pay attention to the noise over there, she just wanted to cry now.

"If you don't shrink back, I'll bite you!" Qianye Xing threatened Yi Ermi with an angry face.

Hearing Qianye Xing's words, Yi Ermi leaned even more to the edge, "Click click."

"Master... I know I'm wrong, stop making trouble! If we don't find a way to get in, we won't be able to get through this level!" Qianye Xing roared in tears. She just took a look, and there were already many people missing on the top of the tower.

Yi Ermi retreated, then took a few steps casually, and jumped down.

Qianye Xing clung tightly to Yi Ermi's body, not daring to move.

"Okay." Yi Ermi's voice sounded in Qianye Xing's ear.

It was only then that Qianye Xing realized that they had entered an empty room, and there were only the two of them around.

"Ilmi!!!" Qianye Xing stood on the ground, grabbed Yiermi's clothes by the collar and yelled at him!

"Huh?" Yi Ermi tilted her head and looked at her with some doubts.

"You must have done it on purpose just now!" Qianye Xing directly bent Yi Ermi down.

"Yeah, it's obvious, isn't it?" Yi Ermi didn't resist, and let Qianye Xing pull her.

Qianye Xing: "...day." She was so upright and confident that she was a little speechless.

Qianye Xing let go of him, expressing that she didn't want to talk to him.

"I like your character very much, but it's a pity that you are too weak." Yi Ermi looked helplessly at Qianye Xing. It feels good to be with her, but it's not appropriate to be so weak.

"What...?" Qianye Xing turned her head and looked at Yi Ermi. What did he just say?Sorry, it was so windy that she couldn't hear well.

"I said I like you quite a bit, but it's a pity that you are too weak." There was still a distressed tone.

"I don't like you...thank you." Qianye Xing looked at Yi Ermi and sternly refused.

"Why?" Elmi asked.

"Because you are too ugly, narcissistic, and like to bully people..." Qianye Xing said a lot of dissatisfaction.

Really, apart from the fact that I was a little uncomfortable seeing Yiermi killing people at first, and after getting along with her, Qianye Xing still has a good impression of Yiermi.

Of course, this good impression stopped at the bad taste of Il fans just now.

Hmm... That so-called good impression is only for friends, she is not suitable to harm others in her current state.

Listening to what Qianye Xing said, Yi Ermi stared at her without saying a word.

"...Well, you're actually quite a nice person. There are two doors here! Hurry up and take a look!" Feeling a little guilty after being stared at by Yier fans, Qianye Xing quickly changed the subject.

"I was teasing you just now." Yi Ermi said.

"Oh." Qianye Xing rolled her eyes.

There is no sign on either door, "left or right?"

Qianye Xing asked Yi Ermi.

"Listen to you." After speaking, Yiermi stood behind Qianye Xing, as if following her.

"Then go left." Qianye Xing pushed open the door and walked in.

...

Qianye Xing stood at the bottom of the tower and still couldn't recover, it's that simple?

Just now, after they opened the door, they saw a downhill slope and a mat.

Then after they sit down, they slide all kinds of things like sliding down a slide...

In fact, it is still very dangerous to go on like this, the speed of the landslide is very fast, if it weren't for the momentum of Yi Ermi holding her and waiting to the end, Qianye Xing would be crippled even if she didn't die.

But because of the protection of Yi Er, she only felt that the whole process was very exciting and interesting.

Inexplicably want to do it again how to break.

...

The two of them were the first to arrive, and no one else came after waiting for a long time.

"Xiaoji, I'll sleep for a while, remember to call me if you need something later." Saying that, Qianye Xing leaned against Yi Ermi and prepared to sleep.

"Hehe~ Xiaoji and Rotten Apple are coming before me~" Hisoka twisted his waist and walked in front of Yiermi.

Qianye Xing, who was about to sleep, suddenly woke up... Are you talking about her with rotten apples... Wangtian.

"Click click." Il fans continued to speak Martian language to Hisoka.

"There's still a long time~ Why don't you play cards~? A handful of 20 rings~ Rotten apples, do you want to play?" Hisoka took out a grass flower 3 to cover the corner of his mouth, and as his eyes flashed, Chiba Xing felt that I seem to see a peerless beauty (…) who is discharging electricity at me.

In fact, to be honest... Although the makeup on Mr. Clown's face is a little weird, but those eyes are really beautiful and attractive.

"Okay, but I don't know how to play cards." Qianye Xing said that she was very happy... Anyway, waiting is boring.

"Play ghost drawing~ I will take out a little king later, and then divide the cards into three piles, each person chooses a pile~ Take out a pair and throw it in the middle, and the single one is left, and then draw another one in turn Cards, throw away the double ones, and the one who throws them away first is considered a winner~ The remaining two continue to play, and in the end the big ghost will lose twice as much~"

After Hisoka finished explaining, he picked up the cards and shuffled them, Yi Ermi divided the cards, and Chiba Xing chose first.

Qianye Xing randomly picked the pile in the middle, and then...

A pair of 3...a pair of 7...a pair of 6...

...At the end of the throw, Qianye Xing still had a Q of hearts left in her hand.

"Hey... who should I smoke?" Chiba Xing looked at the two with some embarrassment.

"Shooting the Xiaoji on your right..." Hisoka's voice was without symbols.

Yier fan sent the card to Chiba Xing.

Just randomly pick one in the middle, Qianye Xing took out the same one, and looked at it.

Grass Q...

Qianye Xing threw out a pair of Q's with an embarrassed look on her face. "I won…?"

Yi Ermi nodded, and continued smoking with Hisoka.

In the end Hisoka lost.

"...I owe it first, and we will count it together later..." Hisoka said.

"Okay, keep coming!" Saying that Il fans shuffled the cards, Chiba Xing divided, and Hisoka chose first.

Because a total of 53 cards are deducted from Xiao Wang, one person will lose one card, and those in the group who get one less card will draw first.

Xi Suo took the group with one less card, and Chiba Xing and Yi Ermi divided the remaining two groups.

Hisoka looked at Chiba Xing with a smile, "Rotten Apple, are you okay~? I'm going to smoke~"

"Wait..." Qianye Xing sorted out the cards... and then threw them all away.

Hisoka, Yier fans: "...?!"

"Ah...hehe, they are all pairs." Qianye Xing smiled a little awkwardly.

"..." Hisoka couldn't help turning over the cards that Qianye Xing had thrown away...it really is.

Il fans: "..."

This one, Ill fans double.

"Come again!" Hisoka stretched out his hand and quickly shuffled the cards.

After washing, Yi Ermi washed it again, and finally Hisoka took the pile that Chiba Xing wanted to choose.

Then... Chiba Xing threw away again.

Hisoka has a swollen face... It's not a lot of money to lose, but it's aggrieved to lose like this, okay?

Hisoka said he still doesn't believe it!In the end, Hisoka lost more than 700 million yuan, deducting a fraction, 700 million yuan.

Il fans deducted the commission and gave Chiba Xing 200 million.

Qianye Xing asked them to transfer the knight's card, after all, because of the different countries, they couldn't transfer it for a while.

Qianye Xing patted Yi Ermi on the shoulder, "You actually only charged me 300 million rings back then, so it looks like you didn't charge much."

"..." Yi Ermi turned around and didn't want to look at her. He paid less at the beginning because it was not difficult, and he just took the opportunity to take a vacation for himself.

Who knew it would be exported today.Thinking of being a white worker, Yiermi's whole body is in a bad mood.

☆、No.20 Seven JQ

It will be a long time before the joke cards are drawn, Qianye Xing is just an ordinary person, she couldn't hold on after a while, and fell asleep leaning against Yi Ermi.

When I woke up, I was already on the flying ship...

Qianye Xing poked Il's fan, "Call me if you agreed, I always feel that this is a very serious exam. Is it really good for me to sleep like this all the time?"

"Click." Elmi's Martian language.

Chiba Xing: "..." Forget it.

...

Then a bunch of people landed on a boat. When they heard that the accommodation fee would be 1000 million, everyone froze.

Qianye Xing stared at the boss with wide eyes, then turned to look at Yi Ermi, "Xiaoji, my ears are not very good... I seem to have misheard... You tell me, I misheard..."

Qianye Xing had never stayed in such an expensive hotel in two lifetimes.

Il fans are also a little stiff... This is obviously killing them.

Of course, the boss continued to talk, and if you find the treasure, you can get the house money and get the key.

Qianye Xing breathed a sigh of relief, she was reluctant to ask her to spend 1000 million to stay for three days.

Then everyone spread out and got busy.

Seeing Yi Ermi staring at her, Qianye Xing was a little puzzled, "What's wrong?"

"I'll follow you...you ask me to move..." Yiermi pulled out a nail and said.

"Pfft...Okay." Qianye Xing couldn't help laughing, and then led Yiermi to hunt for treasure.

Qianye Xing: "... this way!"

Yi Ermi turned over and jumped into the water.

Qianye Xing: "Over there!"

Elmi bent over and leaned into the hull.

Qianye Xing: "And here...I always feel like there will be..."

IL fan...

In the end, the pile of treasures found was higher than that of Qianye Xingren.

Yi Ermi picked up the treasure and walked to the boss.

Boss: "...just worth 1000 million, second-class room, here are the keys for both of you."

Yier fans stared at the boss without saying a word.

The boss was seen dripping a few drops of cold sweat... "Well, the two of you take one of them... It's impossible for me to pay you back!"

Qianye Xing, who was not interested in these antiques, took the keys directly, and Il fans just liked the nuns, and they were too lazy to carry these on their body and wanted to change them, so they also took the keys and left like Qianye Xing.

Because the two went together, the boss arranged them in the same room.

More than half of the candidates are still struggling.

...

"Xiao Yi, I'll take a shower first, you are not allowed to peek~" Chiba Xing stood by the bed to tease Yi Er's fans.

After getting along these few days, Qianye Xing certainly knows that Yi Ermi is not that kind of person, she was just talking to tease him.

"Ah...don't worry, I'm not interested in a woman with your figure." As he spoke, Yi Ermi's face trembled, and judging from the way he looked, he should be smiling.

"Tsk tsk..." Chiba Xing walked into the bathroom and got ready to clean up.

At this time, the door of the room was opened slightly, and Hisoka walked in.

Hearing the sound of water in the bathroom, and looking at Yi Ermi who was leisurely sitting on the bed, Hisoka's eyes flashed a cold light.

Hisoka twisted his waist and walked to Yiermi's side. "Xiaoyi seems to be in a good mood~"

Saying that, Hisoka pinned Ilmi under him.

Yiermi looked at Hisoka who was on him, but did not push him away, and said calmly, "Hisuo, you hit me."

Hisoka became even more excited when he heard Yiermi's words, and pushed his back against Yiermi. "Seeing you staying with that rotten apple all day ~ I'm very unhappy~"

The sound outside was not loud, but the sound of Chiba Xing's water was quite loud, so she couldn't hear the sound outside very clearly.

Although it felt like someone had come in and the two were talking, Qianye Xing believed that Yier fans would not let anyone come over, so she was not very worried, since there was still a door blocking it anyway.

"That's the client." Yiermi's voice was a little cold, unlike usual.

In fact, although Yiermi always has a cold face, his tone of voice is not so cold, and of course the ups and downs are not particularly great.

Such a cold appearance is quite rare.

Sure enough, Hisoka was upset when he heard what Yi Ermi said, "You didn't speak like this last time when you were lying under me◇~"

Yier fan: "...That's the ability of the other party's mind."

Last time, the target of Yiermi's mission was a woman, and no one knew about the telekinetic ability of the other party. The woman desperately activated the telekinetic ability on him before she died.

That woman's ability is to make the recruited man fall in love with the first person he sees crazily for a week.

The woman originally thought that if she couldn't live, she would at least have to deal with Yi Ermi.

Who knew Hisoka was there then... and then...

Love...you will want to do what you want after you love...Of course, Yier fans are not subject to...but when two attacks meet, one must suffer...Il fans who love Hisoka more will suffer...

A week later, Hisoka bent, and Yier fans patted their buttocks and withdrew like a normal person.

Hisoka hugged Yi Ermi tightly, "Xiao Yi~ Don't you relive that feeling? ●~"

Il fan: "..." Aftertaste what...aftertaste he was suppressed?

"Sleep with me for one night, and I'll let you pressure me. From now on, my bank/bank/card will be under your control." Hisoka's tone was surprisingly serious.

"No...I'm a showman, not a person." Although a little tempted, the Yier fans finally refused.

"Xiao Yi, are you so cruel? ◆～" Hisoka lowered his head and wanted to kiss Yi Ermi.

Qianye Xing, who walked out of the bathroom, looked at them blankly.

She always felt that something was wrong with them, but...

If it was said that Yi Ermi was on Hisoka, she could accept it.

As a result, what she sees now is that Hisoka is about to forcefully kiss Ilmi... Damn it!Qianye Xing looked at Yiermi's alien face, what happened to this world? !

"Yo, are you done washing?" Yi Ermi didn't push Hisoka away, and greeted Qianye Xing naturally.

"Um... well, do you need Hisoka and I to change rooms?" It should be called this name, as if I heard someone call Mr. Clown that way.

"Okay~◆" This is Hisoka's voice.

"Don't." This is an Il fan.

"...?" Qianye Xing was a little confused.

"Forget it... Hisoka, give me the key." Saying that, Chiba Xing was about to exchange keys with Hisoka.

A young couple is having a fight, so she still doesn't want to get involved.

Yi Ermi pushed Hisoka away and blocked Chiba Xing, "I will be very angry if you do this."

The atmosphere was a little awkward.

Hisoka stood up straight, smiled, and walked out of the room.

Seeing Hisoka close the door, Yiermi stared at Qianye Xing with dead fish eyes.

"Eh... well, the couple is arguing at the end of the bed..." At the end of the speech, Qianye Xing's voice became softer and weaker.

"We're not in that kind of relationship." After speaking, Yi Ermi walked into the bathroom.

"Oh..." It's not that kind of relationship, what are you doing together... She is not the kind of person who discriminates against homosexuality, of course, it would be better if there are two beautiful types.

The three days passed quickly. Although there was a small problem, there were a bunch of talented people around, and nothing happened to Qianye Xing.

...

Soon the fourth test came, drawing number plates.

Chiba Xing looked at the note in her hand...Huh? 302?Isn't this my own number...

At this time, the examiner Liber just said, "By the way, if you happen to get your own number, you just need to protect your number plate from being snatched by others and you can pass the test."

After speaking, the fourth exam officially began.

Regarding Qianye Xing's luck, Yier fans are already very calm.

...

"What are you doing..." Qianye Xing poked the Yier fan who was digging a hole.

"Ah... I'm going hunting. It's very troublesome to take you with me. I'll bury you first, and I'll come back and dig you out when I'm well." Saying this, Yiermi continued to dig the hole.

"Your uncle...you should bury the corpse? I don't agree!!" Qianye Xing stretched out her hand to stop Yi Ermi, and she would die if buried in it!

"Okay, then what should you do?" Yiermi looked at Qianye Xing with some distress.

"Just take me with you~ I'm a woman with absolute defense~ If you don't believe me, try throwing a nail at it!" Qianye Xing's expression froze at the mention of this, Bai Wuchang was so witty!

Yi Ermi stretched out her paw, and poked it hard towards Qianye Xing's arm.

A halo appeared, blocking Yiermi's hand, "Okay, then you can go with me."

For this aperture, Il fans are not particularly curious.

It didn't take long for Il fans to get their number plates, and then the remaining time was too long...

Yier fans stared at Qianye Xing...

"...I don't want to be buried." Qianye Xing grabbed Yi Ermi's sleeve and wailed.

Il fans are a little helpless. "It's been a long time, so what are you talking about?"

"This mountain is quite big, why don't we go exploring together!" Saying that, Qianye Xing dragged Yi Ermi into the mountain.

...

"Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho, the little girl is very lucky." The hunter president, Nitro, looked at Qianye Xing and said.

Qianye Xing felt a little uncomfortable, "It's okay."

"I'll just ask a few questions, and the little girl can answer truthfully. First of all, why do you want to become a hunter?" Nirot asked.

"That... I abstain." Qianye Xing hesitated for a moment, but still spoke.

"Eh? It's the last level, girl, are you sure?" Nitro looked at Qianye Xing in surprise.

"Well... I actually can't pass these checkpoints. Anyway, I just came here with my friends. I will go home in a few days. These are far away from me. It seems to be the same whether I have the hunter certificate or not. I feel like it. It will be very troublesome." At the end, Qianye Xing became firm.

...

Xiaojie looked at the battle table with some doubts, walked up to Qianye Xing, "Sister, why don't you exist?"

Qianye Xing still had a good impression of such a child, bent down and patted Xiaojie's head, "I abstain."

"Eh??" Everyone who heard Qianye Xing's words was quite surprised, after all, they had already reached the last level.

But everyone didn't pay too much attention, because...

The last exam has officially begun!

The author has something to say: ah... some of the plots I watched a few years ago are not very clear, so I probably made up for it. When I first watched it, I liked the part of the hunter exam.