Hisoka's Fruit
Volume 3: The Adventures of Hisoka and the Brigade, Without Jack's Chapter;
He Xiaojie collapsed to the ground in an instant, panting heavily.
The breeze blows, and the mist floats across the entire site with the wind.
Hisoka stood there with a calm expression, an unknown powerful force was seducing him, do you want to start a fight~~~
"Dingling..." The phone rang.
The wandering eyes froze for a moment, it was really not the time.
But now is really not the time to fight, the exam time is still very long, save it and enjoy it later!
"Well, everyone passed~?" Hisoka picked up a phone that looked like a walkie-talkie, and pressed the speakerphone.
"Hisuo, it's almost time to come back, and I'm going to the venue of the second exam soon." A stiff voice sounded from the phone.
"O~K~ I'll be here soon." Hisoka looked at Xiaojie and Kurapika: "The three of you are all people who can do two things for your friends, I can see it from your eyes."
Hisoka picked up Leorio as he spoke, and stood in front of Jack, looking at this unexpected little fruit: "So what about you~?"
"Hug!" Jack stretched out his hand to Hisoka, eyes full of expectation.
Oh, Hisoka seems to like him O(∩_∩)O~~
The author has something to say: From here, in the basic five chapters, Hisoka is guaranteed to be able to fight a game!
☆、Monster×tadpole×brother Xiu
In the foggy wetlands.
Hisoka looked at the little fat fruit in front of him, as if he knew what he was thinking: "Hehe, okay~?" Bending down to pick it up, he turned around and asked, "You two can go back by yourself too!"
"En!" Xiaojie sat up on his knees and nodded.
"It's really a good fruit~?"
The scenery on both sides receded rapidly, and Hisoka was on his way leisurely, chatting with Xiaopangguo by the way.
"When did you kill someone for the first time~?"
"At fourteen months."
"Hmm~~~" Hisoka raised his eyebrows and waited for the next sentence.
"It was when Mommy was duel with others, her man caught me and threatened Mommy, but Mommy and she didn't have time to talk to us, and then the man was going to kill me." Jack said angrily: "When I get angry, it's like that just now. , the other party couldn’t move, hee hee, I bit his neck, drank his blood, and he died. Mommy said I was a genius!”
Jack is proud!
Hisoka squinted at Xiaopangguo on the right, his soft body was pulling him, his legs were still tightly wrapped around his body, his stomach was as soft as he thought on his chest, and his body still smelled of milk + The smell of peaches is very pleasant, it is a veritable fruit~~~
Looking at Xiaopangguo's proud expression, he casually said, "Really, how does it taste~?"
Xiao Pangguo quickly vented his anger: "That person's blood is purple, smelly, and sour, and I have diarrhea." After that, he looked at Hisoka pitifully: "Mommy said I was stupid, that People don't like to take a bath when they see it, it's a dirty thing, the blood should be spit out, not eaten, woo woo woo..."
Howled twice, and said even more sadly: "Mummy also punished me by not giving me dinner!"
Jack had a shattered expression.
"Haha..." Hearing this, Hisoka couldn't help laughing when he thought of his hobbies, and said maliciously: "The child who is not good will be punished~~~ But he has to give him food~ ?”
If you don't eat, you grow slowly.
"That's it!" Jack agreed.
"What's your mother's name?" Hisoka asked directly.
"Hee hee, you can't guess it!" Jack said triumphantly, "I'll tell you... Mommy said she didn't tell you your real name back then, so... it's useless to say it."
I never told him his real name!Hisoka frowned, which one is this?How immoral!
The scene suddenly fell silent, Jack was not interested in knowing what Hisoka was thinking, he was hooking Hisoka's neck with his right hand, and then the furry explosive head fell in, and the meatball on his cheek was in Hisoka's neck Arch a few times.
"I don't know the full name, Mommy said, the name is just a symbol, but her friends call her 'Xiao Yuanyuan', and her opponents call her 'Dead Enemy', 'Dead Woman' or something."
Jack continued to leak the secret, thinking in his heart: short oil, Hisoka would not have guessed it, hehe...
Hisoka really had no clues in his mind.
Among the women he knows, there is no one who likes to fight. Even Ma Qi only fights according to needs, and does not take the initiative to find a fight. I am really more and more curious.
Well, we will meet sooner or later with Xiaopangguo~~~
"What's the name of the guy who fought her~?" Hisoka suddenly became curious about the opponent in that battle.
"A female monster named Livlu. The one who caught me was called Doctor (Duff). Mommy said he was the husband of the female monster, so he was called Doctor, right?! The ones behind must be called Second or Third husbands? Hmm... "Jack nodded vigorously: It must be so, he is so smart!"
Jack thought happily.
Hisoka thought for a while: Liv Road?I have never heard of it, she is also a woman, not interested~~~
***
Jack looked up and stared at Hisoka, thinking he wanted to confirm something, but when he hesitated, Hisoka had already run to the meeting place for the second exam.
Passing through many examinees, Hisoka threw Leorio by a tree, and walked towards an open space.
Everyone turned their heads and saw him hugging his son intimately. Although it was a bit unimaginable that Hisoka would be a good father, subconsciously, his hostility towards him was somewhat reduced.
The same is true for the examiner hiding in the tree and peeping.
Hisoka, who has a keen sense, of course also discovered this, and laughed indifferently, what an unexpected effect~~~
Hisoka sat down on the ground, and pulled out the little fat fruit that was still scratching around his neck. The latter stood beside him, still staring at him.
Not far away, Yilumi saw the closeness of the father and son, and leaned over curiously.
All the candidates are more or less close to the father and son, there is gossip!
But Hisoka always does his own thing, so he doesn't care what other people think, so he raised his jaw: "What do you want to say ~?"
But Jack didn't want others to know, he covered his mouth with his fat hand, approached Hisoka's ear, and asked mysteriously: "Mommy said, I'm the little tadpole seed you planted in her belly, It grows after sprouting. Is it true?"
Although it was blocked with small fleshy claws, the sound was not low, so everyone heard what should be heard.
Everyone was sweating profusely, this answer was different enough, but it was quite appropriate.Every child loves to ask where they are from, and parents are always embarrassed.
"Hehehe..." Hisoka thought it was very funny: "Is it true~?"
I haven't seen the child's mother yet, so I can't be sure, but Hisoka has given Illumi two people's hair, and there should be results soon, but the theory will not change.
"Wow, you are so amazing! Can you teach me?" Jack folded his hands together with a look of admiration on his face. He really wanted to learn!
The former sentence made Hisoka proud, as if it was a matter of course, but the latter sentence is really enough!
This time not only everyone, but Hisoka was struck by lightning, a drop of sweat rose from his head, it seemed that he was three years old, it was too early!
Illumi sighed inwardly: As expected of Hisoka's son...
Hisoka looked at the golden eyes that were the same as his own, with a clear and serious look, it shouldn't be what everyone thinks, right?
"Why do you want to learn this~?" Hisoka was curious.
"I also want to plant tadpoles in Mommy's belly~~" Jack replied honestly: "I tried it last time, but it didn't grow in!"
"Plop" More than one person fell down, this family is all perverted!
Hisoka heard the first sentence: A flash of lightning appeared in front of his eyes.
The second sentence: There is a thunder above the head.
The third sentence: I recovered again. (It's so small, what a fuck!)
"What kind do you get~?"
"Little tadpole!" Jack was surprised, didn't he keep talking about tadpoles!
"Where are the little tadpoles~?"
"The little tadpole caught in the pond!" Jack replied obediently.
Silence... Everyone felt that they were about to shatter!That's right, what a pure child, it's your own wrong thinking.
Illumi fans also felt a little heartbroken.
"Pfft." Hisoka held back a smile and asked again: "Where did you plant it? How did you plant it~?"
He was so curious.
"Didn't it mean that the seeds would go into the stomach? I stuffed Mommy's belly button while she was asleep, but the little tadpoles couldn't get in!" Speaking of this, Jack seemed to recall the failed experiment at that time. , drooping his head in great frustration, looking very sorry.
The silent scene turned into hilarious laughter in an instant...
"Haha...hahaha..." Among them, Hisoka laughed the most, it was so funny, that poor woman deserved it!
Jack has always given the impression that he is precocious, as if he knows everything.But now it was revealed that she was only three years old.
He should be half-knowledgeable, but he hit the crux of the problem, making everyone misunderstand that he knows everything.
In fact, how can a three-year-old child understand everything?
"Isn't your mother angry...?" Hisoka asked with a wicked smile.
"It was born! You still enforce the family law against me." She looked sad.
"Family law~?" Hisoka also flew out a question mark.
"Just take off your pants and spank your ass." Not only did you cover your mouth, but your voice became much softer: "Mommy said that the baby born in this way will have a green head and croak all day long. Only the little tadpole on your body , will grow up like me, is this true?"
Jack's eyes widened expectantly.
Apart from Hisoka, only Illumi could still hear clearly.
"Hehe, why~~~Why are you planting this~?" Hisoka continued to ask.
"Of course I want a brother." The good baby mode is on.
Hisoka expressed his disinterest and simply started to build poker towers.
Here it is again, if you are not interested, you will ignore them. Jack sighed in his heart, but his goal was not achieved. He said to Hisoka very flatteringly: "Can you give me some, um... the little tadpoles on your body?"
Everyone shouted in their hearts, this is the rhythm of the collapse of the world, the son asked his father for this kind of thing!
"Hmph, can't you~?" Hisoka laughed.
Although he still had an irrelevant smiling face, Black Jack still felt that it was not appropriate to discuss this matter now.
"Hmph..." He sighed dissatisfiedly, walked away resentfully, and went to play with Brother Xiaojie, thinking of this made him happy again.
"Kaka...Kaka...? (The relationship has improved, what happened before?)" Illumi asked Hisoka curiously.
"Secret, Xiao Yi~?"
***
Although Kurapika was a little wary of Black Jack, the other three were not.
Qi Ya was not at the scene, Xiao Jie only saw the second half, and Leorio seemed to have lost the memory of the previous part.
"Hey, is there any more candy?" Qi Ya was more concerned about candy.
"Yes." Jack replied.
"Give me some more."
"But Mommy said, you can only eat one a day."
"I won't eat today, I'll eat tomorrow." Qi Ya said foolishly.
"Well, that's fine!" Black Jack readily gave Qiya another hand, but his hands were too small, and there were only three in one hand.
"Thank you!" Qi Ya took it and stuffed one into his mouth.
"You liar!" Black Jack yelled, frowning.
"Ha, who told you to be easy to deceive." Qi Ya took it for granted at first, but looking at the wounded and innocent staring eyes, the only three-year-old Black Jack felt a little embarrassed in his heart. Still eating other people's candy.
"Tell you, when your mother is born again, you won't have an older brother, only younger brothers and sisters." Qi Ya kindly told Jack common sense.
☆, tears × second test × ring repair
Qi Ya's words were like a thunderbolt from the clear sky, hitting Jack directly on the forehead.
"But I just want a brother!" Jack frowned seriously, and he had been deliberating for a long time before speaking to Hisoka.
"Impossible~" Qi Ya spread his hands, "Besides, what's good about my brother."
"I want it anyway."
Kurapika looked at Jack, who looked like he was about to cry, and sighed: "Jack, it's true, you will only have younger brothers and sisters, not older brothers. But when the time comes, you will be the eldest brother. Brothers and sisters have to listen to you, isn't that good?"
Jack couldn't hold back, and finally burst into tears: "Wow... But I want an older brother, Mommy will definitely find a way."
This is really sad howling, everyone hit him!
"Jack, don't cry. When the time comes, we will help you find a solution together." Xiaojie comforted Jack vowedly.
But the other three felt that this was impossible.
Under the rhythm of Xiaojie's comfort and Qi Ya's pouring cold water, Jack gradually stopped crying, and inexplicably turned his attention to the topic of what to eat for lunch.
***
At noon, the clock reached twelve o'clock.
A man like a mountain and a woman like a deer appeared in everyone's eyes. This complementary combination could not attract Jack's attention at all.
When the male examiner Bharat announced the test question: Roast a whole pig!
Candidates rushed towards the Piska Forest quickly...
After a lot of twists and turns, when Xiaojie finally found a group of 'Big Nosed Pigs', Jack finally had the motivation to roast a whole pig, which was still so big.
Wow!Delicious, here he comes.
Jack quickly ran to the side of the biggest 'Big Nose Rabid Pig' and punched the ribs. The whole pig trembled, and a second later it limply fell down, lying on the ground like a boneless octopus.
Under the amazement of Xiaojie and others, the despicable Jack also came to another big pig, and collapsed the second one!
Hisoka and Illumi, who were hiding aside, looked at each other, and of course they saw more.
The bones of the pigs lying on the ground should have been shattered, unable to support their bodies at all. The pigs are still alive and humming, which means that their internal organs are fine, but they cannot stand up without bones.
Hisoka thought he wanted to kill the pig with one punch—no problem, but he wanted to smash the bones of the whole body with a punch from the ribs without hurting the internal organs—he was not sure.
Little Pangguo has so many secrets~~~
Jack didn't have time to care about others. He quickly dragged the live pigs to the river with one hand.After bloodletting, depilation, and cleaning, open the carcass and put it into the water, wash it inside and out, let's wash it, the spine should be cut last, looking at the soft pig, ah, there is no need to cut it.
Put the pig on the big leaves, apply the Mummy special seasoning in the space, and let it marinate for a while.Find a suitable tree trunk, cut it into an inner frame with a dagger, and support the pig, um~ finished!
Looking at his masterpiece, Jack is very satisfied, but looking at the clear river, he kind of misses that...
After a while, people saw a white ball floating on the river.
***
When Kita and Jay saw Jack again, he was dragging two pigs and covered in flower petals.
Qi Ya asked curiously: "Hey, why do you get dirtier the more you wash?"
Jack was confused: "Where am I dirty, I am obviously a sweet little baby."
Qi Ya complained: "This kind of flowers and plants are all played by girls, are you sure you want this?"
Jack replied stupidly: "But my mommy likes this, saying that it is one with nature."
Qi Ya was speechless: "Isn't your mother a woman? That's why I like to play these things. Have you seen Hisoka like this!"
Jack stared blankly for a while at Hisoka, Brother Beauty, and everyone, it seemed to be true!
He casually withdrew the spiritual power from his body, and the petals fluttered down one after another.
Hisoka had noticed him a long time ago, and this scene only made him take another look. Apart from Hisoka, there were a few pairs of eyes following him. In fact, the pig on the ground was also wrapped in a layer of strength, otherwise a leaf would drag like this, and soon It rots.
Jack was ignorant of everything around him. He was annoyed by the bakeware that was not in his hand, so he finally had to take out the personal customization in the space.
Everyone saw that Jack was tumbling and spinning the two pigs intently, and he had to keep smearing the secret honey oil, spraying wine, turning again, and sprinkled with various seasonings, repeating the process.
Jack said that he is very busy now, sauces and so on-put them on the table for everyone to take!
The air was filled with Men Qi's dissatisfaction!
Gradually, everyone could smell the smell of barbecue. As long as those who arrived at the underground examination room were not too late, they all remembered that only Hisoka and Nailhead ate Jack's meat skewers.
Even Menqi began to look forward to the smell of meat, and Buhara, who was eating happily, smiled innocently: "I'm so looking forward to the roast pig~"
Typical eating in the bowl, looking at the pot!
Hisoka finished the test boringly, and Buhara gave '○'.
easy~~~~
Following the smell of meat, he moved to Xiaopangguo's side.Looking at the busy fat fruit, he flipped through the seasonings on the table.
Um?The wine, judging from the bottle, is homemade wine!Smell it, I haven't drank it, take a sip.
The aroma was different from the one on the kebab, but it was better than any wine he had ever had before (nonsense, this is spiritual wine!), his body was warm, and he looked at Xiao Pang Guo who was about to spill the wine.
Jack blinked and said aggrievedly: "This is cooking wine." He continued to look at each other, seeing that Hisoka didn't respond, and added: "This is the worst wine." Saying this, he hurriedly handed over another bottle liquor.
ah!Just looking at the bottle, it was much better than the one just now. He threw the one in his hand to Jack, opened it, took a sip, and stopped moving.
The wine tastes fragrant and mellow, brewed with top-grade Lingmi, the mouth slides into the throat in a linear shape, and turns from warmth into a gentle fire after entering the stomach.
This kind of fire is transformed into a wave of energy, which quickly sweeps through the body from the meridians, and immediately "wraps", the energy slowly flows around the body, enters the dantian to be absorbed, and turns into a small amount of thought.
Good stuff~?
Looking at the Yilu fans around him, he found the bowl on the cooking table and poured some: "Try it~?"
Look at the water level in the bottle that has hardly dropped, it is also a special item~~~
"Xiao Pangguo, do you still have this wine~?" Hisoka estimated that a two-finger-sized wine bottle can hold about one liter of wine.
"Not many, there are only a dozen bottles." The child is too young, and the wine can't be included in his recipe.
"Why did Xiao Pangguo bring so much wine~?" Hisoka asked casually.
"People say that adults like to drink, and they also say that they need to prepare gifts for the first meeting." Jack was shy, and he brought it on purpose.
"Hehe, who is he~?"
"That's what everyone on the Internet said." His eyes rolled and turned, looking forward to it. Is this a gift exchange?
"So you can give it all to me~?"
Is it really okay for you to ignore the three words 'meeting ceremony' like this!
"Yes~ But where do you put it? Does it stick to your waist? It's so ugly!" Jack reminded intimately.
"囧" Xiaopangguo can see it! ?
Hisoka expressed that he was not in a good mood, "sa~where do you put them~?"
"In the space bracelet, I have to live alone for many days this time, and I also brought my daily meals and toys!"
Not to mention, he could also see it: "Space bracelet~?"
"Hey, this is it!" While Jack was busy roasting the pig, he also wanted to explain, took off the armband on his arm, the armband could be as big or small as he wanted, and stuffed it into Hisoka's hand.
"This is a dual-use bracelet of space and gravity. It can increase the weight on the body, exercise the body, and recognize the owner after dripping blood. Only the owner can take the things inside. The space of this bracelet is 50 square meters. When the owner dies, the inside Things just fell apart."
Hisoka blinked his eyes, he has already recognized the Lord, so what's the use to me~~ But it's quite heavy, about [-] kilograms, that's how it is~~~
Earlier, I felt that the weight of Xiaopangguo could not be only [-] kilograms. It turned out to be the weight of this bracelet~~~
Wrong, not the owner of the bracelet, can only feel a hundred kilograms.
"Do you still have this one who didn't recognize the Lord~?"
"No, this is a birthday present that Mommy made for me when I was one year old!" Jack asked hesitantly, "Why are you asking this? Did yours drop?"
"My one~~~?" Hisoka heard this, as if there was something he didn't know.
"Actually, I've wanted to ask you for a long time. Why are you sticking everything around your waist? It's so ugly! Where's your interspatial ring?" Jack felt inexplicable, how could the things that belonged to him be lost?
strange!
"What ring~?" Hisoka suddenly had a bad feeling.
"When I wanted to bring wine, I asked Mommy, what if you have no place to put it! Mommy said, when I confirmed my pregnancy, I gave you a space ring with instructions for use, and there were some things in it, including Alcohol, but after all these years, you should have finished drinking - say this is seed money!"
"A ring~?" In recollection.
Are there many women who give you rings?
Giving Hisoka "seed money", the onlookers felt that the child's mother is really tough!
"Ah, I remembered, Mommy said it was given on your birthday, and the instructions for use are written on the greeting card!"
With a drop of sweat, Hisoka remembered it. After all, there are not many birthday rings, only one in [-]!
I thought it was a gift from some nympho, but when I opened it and saw it was a ring, I threw the greeting card away without even reading the content.
Oops, where did you throw the ring~~~
It is said that before his birthday in [-], Xiao Pangguo had just turned three years old, from February to April, was she the woman at that time~~~
When Hisoka suddenly found himself in the predicament of calculating the expected date of delivery, he rolled his eyes and gave a strange laugh, eh~~~
Jack finally roasted the pig, sliced a whole leg and put it on a plate: "Brother Xiaojie and everyone, come and taste it!"
The first one to eat was Hisoka.
This uncle is here, others dare not make mistakes, it is really different from meat skewers, the taste is similar, about three to four points, the effect is zero, that is to say, the meat is special, but the taste is still good~~ ~
With a hum, after affirming Jack's craftsmanship, everyone hiding on the other side of the cooking table started.Only Illumi, who was full of nails, stood beside him, and the two of them drank wine and ate Jack's roast meat.
Very freehand!
Suddenly Yilumi felt that it would be nice to have such a son, who is capable, obedient, good at cooking, and rich in money from his mother's family.
Jack quickly handed the other pig to Bharat, and rushed back without waiting for the result, and it will be eaten up by everyone soon!
Not to mention Bharat this time, even Menqi was overwhelmed by the smell of roasted pig.
Ah!
This is the real delicacy. The skin is crispy, sweet and fragrant, the meat is tender and juicy, and the aroma fills the mouth. I am intoxicated by it. This is the best barbecue that Men Qi has ever eaten.
But looking at the only passer of this exam, happily eating pigs with his friends, he didn't care about the result at all.
Men Qi was not reconciled, and wanted to ask about the roasted pig, and besides, the test was only allowed at the age of 12!
Um?Yes, hehehe...
The pig was very big, Xiaojie's four-person team plus Xisuo's duo only ate one thigh. During the period, curious examinees and Saci, who was squatting on a tree, also came to join in the fun, but Hisoka laughed and ran away.
The remaining whole pig was eaten by Jack, and there was no bone left, which shocked everyone.
☆、Bungee Jumping×Dinner×Report
The remaining whole pig was eaten by Jack, which stunned everyone.
Look at the examiner who ate more than [-] pigs. He is looking at Jack, who has the largest pork leg. Look at the pile of bones left by the examiner. See that Jack has nothing left, even the bones.
Everyone said that the strong have their own strong hands!It is estimated that Jack will grow up and his appetite will not be small.
Men Qi greatly disliked Bharat's loose policy.Cunningly announced that the exam question is sushi (the plot follows the manga)!
Jack quickly took out the sushi in the space and gave it to Hisoka, Illumi, and Xiaojie, each with two different flavors.
Cross!
Except for Jack, the rest were rejected by Men Qi on the grounds that they had the same taste as cheating.Fortunately, Undead and Hisoka met eyes... the courage is commendable, and the way is not proper!
The final result was the same as the plot, Men Qi couldn't tolerate the examinee's attitude towards cooking, and all of them failed except Jack.
Then Men Qi fought with candidate No. 255, and Men Qi decided to use force to make the candidate understand what a gourmet hunter is...
The corner of Hisoka's mouth curled up, and a jack of hearts flashed on his finger (Is Jack's service satisfactory?)...
Suddenly a voice came from the sky, "Even so, Men Qi! Isn't it a bit too strict to just judge him as unqualified?"
Jack saw an old man with white braids fall from the sky and made a big hole.
This made him feel very interesting, and quickly ran to the pit for a walk, then turned around and ran to President Nitro.Regardless of other people's serious decision to retake the exam, he grabbed President Netero's pants.
"Hey, grandpa, I want to play airship jumping too, let's jump together again." The big eyes that I think are actually only a little bit bigger than Hisoka, but your fleshy face makes the eyes look even bigger. Very small!
Nitro glanced at Xiaodouding next to his leg. He received a report from the following right after the exam started, and he also knew Jack's level through the surveillance video.
But seeing a real person - so small, was still unexpected.
At this age, has he seen few geniuses!This Douding appeared in front of his eyes in a way that crushed all geniuses.Also jump on the airship to play!You are bungee jumping, the old man decided to ignore Douding.
At this time, Jack was in a hurry, and even ignored me, and continued to pull his pants angrily: "Why are you ignoring me, people are angry, I want to fight you one-on-one."
Heck, everyone thinks that this brat is having an attack again, don't think that you can make trouble just because you pass, and look at Hisoka angrily, "Your baby, don't worry about it!" Even Chairman Nitro looked at Hisoka.
Illu fans also joined in the fun, "Kaka...Kaka (what else do you need to test, I am now sure that he is 90.00% nine is your son.) Kaka... Kakaka (the machine can be a few tenths of a percent more)"
The latter laughed a few times with a demonic "hum hum" and everyone saw Jack flying into the sky, as if being pulled into Hisoka's arms by something, "I'll take you to dance next time~?" No The method, who made Hisoka wait to retake the exam.
"Hey hey, hey hey hey" Jack smiled like a flower, hooked Hisoka's neck with his left hand, kissed Hisoka's face, and gave a heavy "hmm".Who cares about you!old man...
Nitro continued to persuade Menqi and let her decide to retest, and the location was set on Maftas Mountain.
As for the test of boiled eggs (capturing grape spider eggs), the number of people who passed reached 42 thanks to Bharat's tip.
Jack also put a lot of eggs into the space arm ring while everyone was cooking eggs.
He also thought that God did not know, and threw four eggs into the examinee's pot.When it was cooked, I ate three of them in one go.Another tribute was given to Hisoka, and after the latter happily ate it, he climbed onto Hisoka's right shoulder and fell asleep peacefully.
After the sun set, the candidates who failed the ranking were sent away, and the airship carried 43 passers to the next examination room.
The night has come, and the stars dotted the night sky, turning the monotonous night sky into a beautiful scene.
When Chairman Netero greeted everyone on the airship, he looked at Douding sleeping soundly on Hisoka's right shoulder, and smiled strangely at Hisoka.
It made Hisoka's face puff up instantly~
Next, the green-faced bean-faced man announced the precautions, saying: "Meals have been prepared for everyone in the cafeteria" successfully made Jack jump up from his sleep.
He yelled: "Ah, I haven't eaten dinner yet!" Then he jumped off Hisoka again, sniffing, groaning and walking out the door with his eyes closed.
Candidates had to sweat again.Pig!still eat...
Hearing that Jack is going to serve dinner, let Xiaojie and Qi Ya, who are about to explore, look at each other, Jack eating = a lot of food, keep up.Hisoka and Illumi also hang far behind.
Afterwards, it was natural to eat and drink a lot. Since Xiaojie and Qiya couldn’t eat special barbecue, Jack took out the red spirit fruit, a fruit that looked like an apple, and it was blood red all over. People can also take it directly without burdening the body.
Of course, Hisoka and Illumi also had their share, but what they ate was a kind of fruit called Bingjinhua, which was similar to a light blue fragrant pear, which was very good for the absorption of spirit wine, and it tasted better when it was crushed and put in a wine glass.
After the meal, Xiaojie and Qiya continued their airship adventure, and Jack, who had been tossing around all day, was in a hurry to find the bathroom and insisted on taking a bath~ Illumi looked at Hisoka again, sighed, and floated away.
Hisoka blinked innocently, what? Isn't it a little too close to the people today, everyone treats everyone like this, really~?
Twisted hips, looking for a place to play cards...
When midnight fell and most of the candidates were resting, suddenly a barren aura penetrated the airship and disappeared in an instant, less than half a second before and after.
Many people didn't know what happened. In the entire airship, only Kurapika who was sleeping, Hisoka who was building the card tower, Xiaojie and Qiya who saw it at the scene knew who caused the sense of desolation just now.
The time was set back half an hour, and Jack, who had been washed clean, became excited because he took a nap on Hisoka. He got dressed and started to play with Xiaojie and Chiya all over the airship. The game naturally clamored to join.
When it was Jack's turn to go one-on-one with the president, at the moment of deciding the outcome, Jack's competitive spirit made him leak a gray and desolate atmosphere.Before he was completely separated from the body, Jack, who felt something wrong, immediately restrained his breath, but was hit by an instinctive punch by the unprepared president, a strong man, and was immediately severely injured.
It was too late, but the moment Jack was attacked, he saw a strong gray aura emanating from his clothes, instantly suppressing President Netero. one second.
After the president was wounded, the powerful aura lingered for half a second, as if confirming that Jack was no longer in danger, he restrained his coercion and slowly returned to Jack's clothes.
One of the three spades on the neckline, which has changed from black to dark gray.
These three spades are Jack's three talismans.
Although it's only for a moment, the president's strength lies there!In addition, one is fighting instinct, which suddenly exerts force against the fatal threat; the other is hastily withdrawing force, which makes the two sides who are originally unequal in strength even worse.
Jack's internal organs were ruptured by the punch, and his stomach that had just been full was vomited all over the ground by the punch filled with thought power.Blood was still flowing from his nose, and he quickly stuffed a healing medicine into his mouth.
Jack alerted and immediately teleported out of the venue, almost getting his face covered in Hisoka's thigh!
Hisoka looked up and down at Jack, and then moved to President Netero...
"Yo, you're very energetic...old man, let's play a game...?" After finishing speaking, he even winked at the president.
Oh, oh, this old fox is so serious, he finally found a reason to fight!It's really a good fruit that suits your heart~★
Thinking of the appraisal report just now, I feel a little strange again.
This is the first fruit that is protected by law and is his private fruit~ he can grow it however he likes!And Xiaopangguo likes him very much~ Yes, the fawning gestures and expectant eyes explain everything~
I originally thought that such a young child would be a bit resistant to killing, and most women always inexplicably keep their children from being exposed to killing and cruelty, so when we were in the wetlands, I wanted him to have a first experience~?
The result was such a surprise.Thinking of Xiaopangguo's murder, he frowns and asks himself, "What will I play next?" ', I felt an inexplicable feeling in my heart... What is it?Anyway, I think it would be nice to take him out hunting~?
Hisoka has had a lot of fruits, no matter whether others are willing or not, as long as Hisoka likes them, they will be designated as personal belongings.
Work hard to water and cultivate until it grows up and then destroy it with your own hands.When these fruits know his purpose, most of them are afraid or even resent him. Occasionally, they will meet the fruit who cooperates, but there is still hatred in the eyes at the end~ Hate it!)
But Xiaopangguo gave him a feeling that even if he wanted to kill him, he would not feel resentment, and the moment before he died, he would think of all ways to fight back, and even turn defeat into victory~?
In the future, I will be like him, completely experiencing the fun of dancing solo on the verge of death, the thrill of blood flying, and the comfort of becoming stronger after victory~★
But his personal fat fruit was actually injured~ What is the former number one hunter president in the world—these so-called righteous boring people~?
Always like this, even if you do something shameful, you just stand there
The breeze blows, and the mist floats across the entire site with the wind.
Hisoka stood there with a calm expression, an unknown powerful force was seducing him, do you want to start a fight~~~
"Dingling..." The phone rang.
The wandering eyes froze for a moment, it was really not the time.
But now is really not the time to fight, the exam time is still very long, save it and enjoy it later!
"Well, everyone passed~?" Hisoka picked up a phone that looked like a walkie-talkie, and pressed the speakerphone.
"Hisuo, it's almost time to come back, and I'm going to the venue of the second exam soon." A stiff voice sounded from the phone.
"O~K~ I'll be here soon." Hisoka looked at Xiaojie and Kurapika: "The three of you are all people who can do two things for your friends, I can see it from your eyes."
Hisoka picked up Leorio as he spoke, and stood in front of Jack, looking at this unexpected little fruit: "So what about you~?"
"Hug!" Jack stretched out his hand to Hisoka, eyes full of expectation.
Oh, Hisoka seems to like him O(∩_∩)O~~
The author has something to say: From here, in the basic five chapters, Hisoka is guaranteed to be able to fight a game!
☆、Monster×tadpole×brother Xiu
In the foggy wetlands.
Hisoka looked at the little fat fruit in front of him, as if he knew what he was thinking: "Hehe, okay~?" Bending down to pick it up, he turned around and asked, "You two can go back by yourself too!"
"En!" Xiaojie sat up on his knees and nodded.
"It's really a good fruit~?"
The scenery on both sides receded rapidly, and Hisoka was on his way leisurely, chatting with Xiaopangguo by the way.
"When did you kill someone for the first time~?"
"At fourteen months."
"Hmm~~~" Hisoka raised his eyebrows and waited for the next sentence.
"It was when Mommy was duel with others, her man caught me and threatened Mommy, but Mommy and she didn't have time to talk to us, and then the man was going to kill me." Jack said angrily: "When I get angry, it's like that just now. , the other party couldn’t move, hee hee, I bit his neck, drank his blood, and he died. Mommy said I was a genius!”
Jack is proud!
Hisoka squinted at Xiaopangguo on the right, his soft body was pulling him, his legs were still tightly wrapped around his body, his stomach was as soft as he thought on his chest, and his body still smelled of milk + The smell of peaches is very pleasant, it is a veritable fruit~~~
Looking at Xiaopangguo's proud expression, he casually said, "Really, how does it taste~?"
Xiao Pangguo quickly vented his anger: "That person's blood is purple, smelly, and sour, and I have diarrhea." After that, he looked at Hisoka pitifully: "Mommy said I was stupid, that People don't like to take a bath when they see it, it's a dirty thing, the blood should be spit out, not eaten, woo woo woo..."
Howled twice, and said even more sadly: "Mummy also punished me by not giving me dinner!"
Jack had a shattered expression.
"Haha..." Hearing this, Hisoka couldn't help laughing when he thought of his hobbies, and said maliciously: "The child who is not good will be punished~~~ But he has to give him food~ ?”
If you don't eat, you grow slowly.
"That's it!" Jack agreed.
"What's your mother's name?" Hisoka asked directly.
"Hee hee, you can't guess it!" Jack said triumphantly, "I'll tell you... Mommy said she didn't tell you your real name back then, so... it's useless to say it."
I never told him his real name!Hisoka frowned, which one is this?How immoral!
The scene suddenly fell silent, Jack was not interested in knowing what Hisoka was thinking, he was hooking Hisoka's neck with his right hand, and then the furry explosive head fell in, and the meatball on his cheek was in Hisoka's neck Arch a few times.
"I don't know the full name, Mommy said, the name is just a symbol, but her friends call her 'Xiao Yuanyuan', and her opponents call her 'Dead Enemy', 'Dead Woman' or something."
Jack continued to leak the secret, thinking in his heart: short oil, Hisoka would not have guessed it, hehe...
Hisoka really had no clues in his mind.
Among the women he knows, there is no one who likes to fight. Even Ma Qi only fights according to needs, and does not take the initiative to find a fight. I am really more and more curious.
Well, we will meet sooner or later with Xiaopangguo~~~
"What's the name of the guy who fought her~?" Hisoka suddenly became curious about the opponent in that battle.
"A female monster named Livlu. The one who caught me was called Doctor (Duff). Mommy said he was the husband of the female monster, so he was called Doctor, right?! The ones behind must be called Second or Third husbands? Hmm... "Jack nodded vigorously: It must be so, he is so smart!"
Jack thought happily.
Hisoka thought for a while: Liv Road?I have never heard of it, she is also a woman, not interested~~~
***
Jack looked up and stared at Hisoka, thinking he wanted to confirm something, but when he hesitated, Hisoka had already run to the meeting place for the second exam.
Passing through many examinees, Hisoka threw Leorio by a tree, and walked towards an open space.
Everyone turned their heads and saw him hugging his son intimately. Although it was a bit unimaginable that Hisoka would be a good father, subconsciously, his hostility towards him was somewhat reduced.
The same is true for the examiner hiding in the tree and peeping.
Hisoka, who has a keen sense, of course also discovered this, and laughed indifferently, what an unexpected effect~~~
Hisoka sat down on the ground, and pulled out the little fat fruit that was still scratching around his neck. The latter stood beside him, still staring at him.
Not far away, Yilumi saw the closeness of the father and son, and leaned over curiously.
All the candidates are more or less close to the father and son, there is gossip!
But Hisoka always does his own thing, so he doesn't care what other people think, so he raised his jaw: "What do you want to say ~?"
But Jack didn't want others to know, he covered his mouth with his fat hand, approached Hisoka's ear, and asked mysteriously: "Mommy said, I'm the little tadpole seed you planted in her belly, It grows after sprouting. Is it true?"
Although it was blocked with small fleshy claws, the sound was not low, so everyone heard what should be heard.
Everyone was sweating profusely, this answer was different enough, but it was quite appropriate.Every child loves to ask where they are from, and parents are always embarrassed.
"Hehehe..." Hisoka thought it was very funny: "Is it true~?"
I haven't seen the child's mother yet, so I can't be sure, but Hisoka has given Illumi two people's hair, and there should be results soon, but the theory will not change.
"Wow, you are so amazing! Can you teach me?" Jack folded his hands together with a look of admiration on his face. He really wanted to learn!
The former sentence made Hisoka proud, as if it was a matter of course, but the latter sentence is really enough!
This time not only everyone, but Hisoka was struck by lightning, a drop of sweat rose from his head, it seemed that he was three years old, it was too early!
Illumi sighed inwardly: As expected of Hisoka's son...
Hisoka looked at the golden eyes that were the same as his own, with a clear and serious look, it shouldn't be what everyone thinks, right?
"Why do you want to learn this~?" Hisoka was curious.
"I also want to plant tadpoles in Mommy's belly~~" Jack replied honestly: "I tried it last time, but it didn't grow in!"
"Plop" More than one person fell down, this family is all perverted!
Hisoka heard the first sentence: A flash of lightning appeared in front of his eyes.
The second sentence: There is a thunder above the head.
The third sentence: I recovered again. (It's so small, what a fuck!)
"What kind do you get~?"
"Little tadpole!" Jack was surprised, didn't he keep talking about tadpoles!
"Where are the little tadpoles~?"
"The little tadpole caught in the pond!" Jack replied obediently.
Silence... Everyone felt that they were about to shatter!That's right, what a pure child, it's your own wrong thinking.
Illumi fans also felt a little heartbroken.
"Pfft." Hisoka held back a smile and asked again: "Where did you plant it? How did you plant it~?"
He was so curious.
"Didn't it mean that the seeds would go into the stomach? I stuffed Mommy's belly button while she was asleep, but the little tadpoles couldn't get in!" Speaking of this, Jack seemed to recall the failed experiment at that time. , drooping his head in great frustration, looking very sorry.
The silent scene turned into hilarious laughter in an instant...
"Haha...hahaha..." Among them, Hisoka laughed the most, it was so funny, that poor woman deserved it!
Jack has always given the impression that he is precocious, as if he knows everything.But now it was revealed that she was only three years old.
He should be half-knowledgeable, but he hit the crux of the problem, making everyone misunderstand that he knows everything.
In fact, how can a three-year-old child understand everything?
"Isn't your mother angry...?" Hisoka asked with a wicked smile.
"It was born! You still enforce the family law against me." She looked sad.
"Family law~?" Hisoka also flew out a question mark.
"Just take off your pants and spank your ass." Not only did you cover your mouth, but your voice became much softer: "Mommy said that the baby born in this way will have a green head and croak all day long. Only the little tadpole on your body , will grow up like me, is this true?"
Jack's eyes widened expectantly.
Apart from Hisoka, only Illumi could still hear clearly.
"Hehe, why~~~Why are you planting this~?" Hisoka continued to ask.
"Of course I want a brother." The good baby mode is on.
Hisoka expressed his disinterest and simply started to build poker towers.
Here it is again, if you are not interested, you will ignore them. Jack sighed in his heart, but his goal was not achieved. He said to Hisoka very flatteringly: "Can you give me some, um... the little tadpoles on your body?"
Everyone shouted in their hearts, this is the rhythm of the collapse of the world, the son asked his father for this kind of thing!
"Hmph, can't you~?" Hisoka laughed.
Although he still had an irrelevant smiling face, Black Jack still felt that it was not appropriate to discuss this matter now.
"Hmph..." He sighed dissatisfiedly, walked away resentfully, and went to play with Brother Xiaojie, thinking of this made him happy again.
"Kaka...Kaka...? (The relationship has improved, what happened before?)" Illumi asked Hisoka curiously.
"Secret, Xiao Yi~?"
***
Although Kurapika was a little wary of Black Jack, the other three were not.
Qi Ya was not at the scene, Xiao Jie only saw the second half, and Leorio seemed to have lost the memory of the previous part.
"Hey, is there any more candy?" Qi Ya was more concerned about candy.
"Yes." Jack replied.
"Give me some more."
"But Mommy said, you can only eat one a day."
"I won't eat today, I'll eat tomorrow." Qi Ya said foolishly.
"Well, that's fine!" Black Jack readily gave Qiya another hand, but his hands were too small, and there were only three in one hand.
"Thank you!" Qi Ya took it and stuffed one into his mouth.
"You liar!" Black Jack yelled, frowning.
"Ha, who told you to be easy to deceive." Qi Ya took it for granted at first, but looking at the wounded and innocent staring eyes, the only three-year-old Black Jack felt a little embarrassed in his heart. Still eating other people's candy.
"Tell you, when your mother is born again, you won't have an older brother, only younger brothers and sisters." Qi Ya kindly told Jack common sense.
☆, tears × second test × ring repair
Qi Ya's words were like a thunderbolt from the clear sky, hitting Jack directly on the forehead.
"But I just want a brother!" Jack frowned seriously, and he had been deliberating for a long time before speaking to Hisoka.
"Impossible~" Qi Ya spread his hands, "Besides, what's good about my brother."
"I want it anyway."
Kurapika looked at Jack, who looked like he was about to cry, and sighed: "Jack, it's true, you will only have younger brothers and sisters, not older brothers. But when the time comes, you will be the eldest brother. Brothers and sisters have to listen to you, isn't that good?"
Jack couldn't hold back, and finally burst into tears: "Wow... But I want an older brother, Mommy will definitely find a way."
This is really sad howling, everyone hit him!
"Jack, don't cry. When the time comes, we will help you find a solution together." Xiaojie comforted Jack vowedly.
But the other three felt that this was impossible.
Under the rhythm of Xiaojie's comfort and Qi Ya's pouring cold water, Jack gradually stopped crying, and inexplicably turned his attention to the topic of what to eat for lunch.
***
At noon, the clock reached twelve o'clock.
A man like a mountain and a woman like a deer appeared in everyone's eyes. This complementary combination could not attract Jack's attention at all.
When the male examiner Bharat announced the test question: Roast a whole pig!
Candidates rushed towards the Piska Forest quickly...
After a lot of twists and turns, when Xiaojie finally found a group of 'Big Nosed Pigs', Jack finally had the motivation to roast a whole pig, which was still so big.
Wow!Delicious, here he comes.
Jack quickly ran to the side of the biggest 'Big Nose Rabid Pig' and punched the ribs. The whole pig trembled, and a second later it limply fell down, lying on the ground like a boneless octopus.
Under the amazement of Xiaojie and others, the despicable Jack also came to another big pig, and collapsed the second one!
Hisoka and Illumi, who were hiding aside, looked at each other, and of course they saw more.
The bones of the pigs lying on the ground should have been shattered, unable to support their bodies at all. The pigs are still alive and humming, which means that their internal organs are fine, but they cannot stand up without bones.
Hisoka thought he wanted to kill the pig with one punch—no problem, but he wanted to smash the bones of the whole body with a punch from the ribs without hurting the internal organs—he was not sure.
Little Pangguo has so many secrets~~~
Jack didn't have time to care about others. He quickly dragged the live pigs to the river with one hand.After bloodletting, depilation, and cleaning, open the carcass and put it into the water, wash it inside and out, let's wash it, the spine should be cut last, looking at the soft pig, ah, there is no need to cut it.
Put the pig on the big leaves, apply the Mummy special seasoning in the space, and let it marinate for a while.Find a suitable tree trunk, cut it into an inner frame with a dagger, and support the pig, um~ finished!
Looking at his masterpiece, Jack is very satisfied, but looking at the clear river, he kind of misses that...
After a while, people saw a white ball floating on the river.
***
When Kita and Jay saw Jack again, he was dragging two pigs and covered in flower petals.
Qi Ya asked curiously: "Hey, why do you get dirtier the more you wash?"
Jack was confused: "Where am I dirty, I am obviously a sweet little baby."
Qi Ya complained: "This kind of flowers and plants are all played by girls, are you sure you want this?"
Jack replied stupidly: "But my mommy likes this, saying that it is one with nature."
Qi Ya was speechless: "Isn't your mother a woman? That's why I like to play these things. Have you seen Hisoka like this!"
Jack stared blankly for a while at Hisoka, Brother Beauty, and everyone, it seemed to be true!
He casually withdrew the spiritual power from his body, and the petals fluttered down one after another.
Hisoka had noticed him a long time ago, and this scene only made him take another look. Apart from Hisoka, there were a few pairs of eyes following him. In fact, the pig on the ground was also wrapped in a layer of strength, otherwise a leaf would drag like this, and soon It rots.
Jack was ignorant of everything around him. He was annoyed by the bakeware that was not in his hand, so he finally had to take out the personal customization in the space.
Everyone saw that Jack was tumbling and spinning the two pigs intently, and he had to keep smearing the secret honey oil, spraying wine, turning again, and sprinkled with various seasonings, repeating the process.
Jack said that he is very busy now, sauces and so on-put them on the table for everyone to take!
The air was filled with Men Qi's dissatisfaction!
Gradually, everyone could smell the smell of barbecue. As long as those who arrived at the underground examination room were not too late, they all remembered that only Hisoka and Nailhead ate Jack's meat skewers.
Even Menqi began to look forward to the smell of meat, and Buhara, who was eating happily, smiled innocently: "I'm so looking forward to the roast pig~"
Typical eating in the bowl, looking at the pot!
Hisoka finished the test boringly, and Buhara gave '○'.
easy~~~~
Following the smell of meat, he moved to Xiaopangguo's side.Looking at the busy fat fruit, he flipped through the seasonings on the table.
Um?The wine, judging from the bottle, is homemade wine!Smell it, I haven't drank it, take a sip.
The aroma was different from the one on the kebab, but it was better than any wine he had ever had before (nonsense, this is spiritual wine!), his body was warm, and he looked at Xiao Pang Guo who was about to spill the wine.
Jack blinked and said aggrievedly: "This is cooking wine." He continued to look at each other, seeing that Hisoka didn't respond, and added: "This is the worst wine." Saying this, he hurriedly handed over another bottle liquor.
ah!Just looking at the bottle, it was much better than the one just now. He threw the one in his hand to Jack, opened it, took a sip, and stopped moving.
The wine tastes fragrant and mellow, brewed with top-grade Lingmi, the mouth slides into the throat in a linear shape, and turns from warmth into a gentle fire after entering the stomach.
This kind of fire is transformed into a wave of energy, which quickly sweeps through the body from the meridians, and immediately "wraps", the energy slowly flows around the body, enters the dantian to be absorbed, and turns into a small amount of thought.
Good stuff~?
Looking at the Yilu fans around him, he found the bowl on the cooking table and poured some: "Try it~?"
Look at the water level in the bottle that has hardly dropped, it is also a special item~~~
"Xiao Pangguo, do you still have this wine~?" Hisoka estimated that a two-finger-sized wine bottle can hold about one liter of wine.
"Not many, there are only a dozen bottles." The child is too young, and the wine can't be included in his recipe.
"Why did Xiao Pangguo bring so much wine~?" Hisoka asked casually.
"People say that adults like to drink, and they also say that they need to prepare gifts for the first meeting." Jack was shy, and he brought it on purpose.
"Hehe, who is he~?"
"That's what everyone on the Internet said." His eyes rolled and turned, looking forward to it. Is this a gift exchange?
"So you can give it all to me~?"
Is it really okay for you to ignore the three words 'meeting ceremony' like this!
"Yes~ But where do you put it? Does it stick to your waist? It's so ugly!" Jack reminded intimately.
"囧" Xiaopangguo can see it! ?
Hisoka expressed that he was not in a good mood, "sa~where do you put them~?"
"In the space bracelet, I have to live alone for many days this time, and I also brought my daily meals and toys!"
Not to mention, he could also see it: "Space bracelet~?"
"Hey, this is it!" While Jack was busy roasting the pig, he also wanted to explain, took off the armband on his arm, the armband could be as big or small as he wanted, and stuffed it into Hisoka's hand.
"This is a dual-use bracelet of space and gravity. It can increase the weight on the body, exercise the body, and recognize the owner after dripping blood. Only the owner can take the things inside. The space of this bracelet is 50 square meters. When the owner dies, the inside Things just fell apart."
Hisoka blinked his eyes, he has already recognized the Lord, so what's the use to me~~ But it's quite heavy, about [-] kilograms, that's how it is~~~
Earlier, I felt that the weight of Xiaopangguo could not be only [-] kilograms. It turned out to be the weight of this bracelet~~~
Wrong, not the owner of the bracelet, can only feel a hundred kilograms.
"Do you still have this one who didn't recognize the Lord~?"
"No, this is a birthday present that Mommy made for me when I was one year old!" Jack asked hesitantly, "Why are you asking this? Did yours drop?"
"My one~~~?" Hisoka heard this, as if there was something he didn't know.
"Actually, I've wanted to ask you for a long time. Why are you sticking everything around your waist? It's so ugly! Where's your interspatial ring?" Jack felt inexplicable, how could the things that belonged to him be lost?
strange!
"What ring~?" Hisoka suddenly had a bad feeling.
"When I wanted to bring wine, I asked Mommy, what if you have no place to put it! Mommy said, when I confirmed my pregnancy, I gave you a space ring with instructions for use, and there were some things in it, including Alcohol, but after all these years, you should have finished drinking - say this is seed money!"
"A ring~?" In recollection.
Are there many women who give you rings?
Giving Hisoka "seed money", the onlookers felt that the child's mother is really tough!
"Ah, I remembered, Mommy said it was given on your birthday, and the instructions for use are written on the greeting card!"
With a drop of sweat, Hisoka remembered it. After all, there are not many birthday rings, only one in [-]!
I thought it was a gift from some nympho, but when I opened it and saw it was a ring, I threw the greeting card away without even reading the content.
Oops, where did you throw the ring~~~
It is said that before his birthday in [-], Xiao Pangguo had just turned three years old, from February to April, was she the woman at that time~~~
When Hisoka suddenly found himself in the predicament of calculating the expected date of delivery, he rolled his eyes and gave a strange laugh, eh~~~
Jack finally roasted the pig, sliced a whole leg and put it on a plate: "Brother Xiaojie and everyone, come and taste it!"
The first one to eat was Hisoka.
This uncle is here, others dare not make mistakes, it is really different from meat skewers, the taste is similar, about three to four points, the effect is zero, that is to say, the meat is special, but the taste is still good~~ ~
With a hum, after affirming Jack's craftsmanship, everyone hiding on the other side of the cooking table started.Only Illumi, who was full of nails, stood beside him, and the two of them drank wine and ate Jack's roast meat.
Very freehand!
Suddenly Yilumi felt that it would be nice to have such a son, who is capable, obedient, good at cooking, and rich in money from his mother's family.
Jack quickly handed the other pig to Bharat, and rushed back without waiting for the result, and it will be eaten up by everyone soon!
Not to mention Bharat this time, even Menqi was overwhelmed by the smell of roasted pig.
Ah!
This is the real delicacy. The skin is crispy, sweet and fragrant, the meat is tender and juicy, and the aroma fills the mouth. I am intoxicated by it. This is the best barbecue that Men Qi has ever eaten.
But looking at the only passer of this exam, happily eating pigs with his friends, he didn't care about the result at all.
Men Qi was not reconciled, and wanted to ask about the roasted pig, and besides, the test was only allowed at the age of 12!
Um?Yes, hehehe...
The pig was very big, Xiaojie's four-person team plus Xisuo's duo only ate one thigh. During the period, curious examinees and Saci, who was squatting on a tree, also came to join in the fun, but Hisoka laughed and ran away.
The remaining whole pig was eaten by Jack, and there was no bone left, which shocked everyone.
☆、Bungee Jumping×Dinner×Report
The remaining whole pig was eaten by Jack, which stunned everyone.
Look at the examiner who ate more than [-] pigs. He is looking at Jack, who has the largest pork leg. Look at the pile of bones left by the examiner. See that Jack has nothing left, even the bones.
Everyone said that the strong have their own strong hands!It is estimated that Jack will grow up and his appetite will not be small.
Men Qi greatly disliked Bharat's loose policy.Cunningly announced that the exam question is sushi (the plot follows the manga)!
Jack quickly took out the sushi in the space and gave it to Hisoka, Illumi, and Xiaojie, each with two different flavors.
Cross!
Except for Jack, the rest were rejected by Men Qi on the grounds that they had the same taste as cheating.Fortunately, Undead and Hisoka met eyes... the courage is commendable, and the way is not proper!
The final result was the same as the plot, Men Qi couldn't tolerate the examinee's attitude towards cooking, and all of them failed except Jack.
Then Men Qi fought with candidate No. 255, and Men Qi decided to use force to make the candidate understand what a gourmet hunter is...
The corner of Hisoka's mouth curled up, and a jack of hearts flashed on his finger (Is Jack's service satisfactory?)...
Suddenly a voice came from the sky, "Even so, Men Qi! Isn't it a bit too strict to just judge him as unqualified?"
Jack saw an old man with white braids fall from the sky and made a big hole.
This made him feel very interesting, and quickly ran to the pit for a walk, then turned around and ran to President Nitro.Regardless of other people's serious decision to retake the exam, he grabbed President Netero's pants.
"Hey, grandpa, I want to play airship jumping too, let's jump together again." The big eyes that I think are actually only a little bit bigger than Hisoka, but your fleshy face makes the eyes look even bigger. Very small!
Nitro glanced at Xiaodouding next to his leg. He received a report from the following right after the exam started, and he also knew Jack's level through the surveillance video.
But seeing a real person - so small, was still unexpected.
At this age, has he seen few geniuses!This Douding appeared in front of his eyes in a way that crushed all geniuses.Also jump on the airship to play!You are bungee jumping, the old man decided to ignore Douding.
At this time, Jack was in a hurry, and even ignored me, and continued to pull his pants angrily: "Why are you ignoring me, people are angry, I want to fight you one-on-one."
Heck, everyone thinks that this brat is having an attack again, don't think that you can make trouble just because you pass, and look at Hisoka angrily, "Your baby, don't worry about it!" Even Chairman Nitro looked at Hisoka.
Illu fans also joined in the fun, "Kaka...Kaka (what else do you need to test, I am now sure that he is 90.00% nine is your son.) Kaka... Kakaka (the machine can be a few tenths of a percent more)"
The latter laughed a few times with a demonic "hum hum" and everyone saw Jack flying into the sky, as if being pulled into Hisoka's arms by something, "I'll take you to dance next time~?" No The method, who made Hisoka wait to retake the exam.
"Hey hey, hey hey hey" Jack smiled like a flower, hooked Hisoka's neck with his left hand, kissed Hisoka's face, and gave a heavy "hmm".Who cares about you!old man...
Nitro continued to persuade Menqi and let her decide to retest, and the location was set on Maftas Mountain.
As for the test of boiled eggs (capturing grape spider eggs), the number of people who passed reached 42 thanks to Bharat's tip.
Jack also put a lot of eggs into the space arm ring while everyone was cooking eggs.
He also thought that God did not know, and threw four eggs into the examinee's pot.When it was cooked, I ate three of them in one go.Another tribute was given to Hisoka, and after the latter happily ate it, he climbed onto Hisoka's right shoulder and fell asleep peacefully.
After the sun set, the candidates who failed the ranking were sent away, and the airship carried 43 passers to the next examination room.
The night has come, and the stars dotted the night sky, turning the monotonous night sky into a beautiful scene.
When Chairman Netero greeted everyone on the airship, he looked at Douding sleeping soundly on Hisoka's right shoulder, and smiled strangely at Hisoka.
It made Hisoka's face puff up instantly~
Next, the green-faced bean-faced man announced the precautions, saying: "Meals have been prepared for everyone in the cafeteria" successfully made Jack jump up from his sleep.
He yelled: "Ah, I haven't eaten dinner yet!" Then he jumped off Hisoka again, sniffing, groaning and walking out the door with his eyes closed.
Candidates had to sweat again.Pig!still eat...
Hearing that Jack is going to serve dinner, let Xiaojie and Qi Ya, who are about to explore, look at each other, Jack eating = a lot of food, keep up.Hisoka and Illumi also hang far behind.
Afterwards, it was natural to eat and drink a lot. Since Xiaojie and Qiya couldn’t eat special barbecue, Jack took out the red spirit fruit, a fruit that looked like an apple, and it was blood red all over. People can also take it directly without burdening the body.
Of course, Hisoka and Illumi also had their share, but what they ate was a kind of fruit called Bingjinhua, which was similar to a light blue fragrant pear, which was very good for the absorption of spirit wine, and it tasted better when it was crushed and put in a wine glass.
After the meal, Xiaojie and Qiya continued their airship adventure, and Jack, who had been tossing around all day, was in a hurry to find the bathroom and insisted on taking a bath~ Illumi looked at Hisoka again, sighed, and floated away.
Hisoka blinked innocently, what? Isn't it a little too close to the people today, everyone treats everyone like this, really~?
Twisted hips, looking for a place to play cards...
When midnight fell and most of the candidates were resting, suddenly a barren aura penetrated the airship and disappeared in an instant, less than half a second before and after.
Many people didn't know what happened. In the entire airship, only Kurapika who was sleeping, Hisoka who was building the card tower, Xiaojie and Qiya who saw it at the scene knew who caused the sense of desolation just now.
The time was set back half an hour, and Jack, who had been washed clean, became excited because he took a nap on Hisoka. He got dressed and started to play with Xiaojie and Chiya all over the airship. The game naturally clamored to join.
When it was Jack's turn to go one-on-one with the president, at the moment of deciding the outcome, Jack's competitive spirit made him leak a gray and desolate atmosphere.Before he was completely separated from the body, Jack, who felt something wrong, immediately restrained his breath, but was hit by an instinctive punch by the unprepared president, a strong man, and was immediately severely injured.
It was too late, but the moment Jack was attacked, he saw a strong gray aura emanating from his clothes, instantly suppressing President Netero. one second.
After the president was wounded, the powerful aura lingered for half a second, as if confirming that Jack was no longer in danger, he restrained his coercion and slowly returned to Jack's clothes.
One of the three spades on the neckline, which has changed from black to dark gray.
These three spades are Jack's three talismans.
Although it's only for a moment, the president's strength lies there!In addition, one is fighting instinct, which suddenly exerts force against the fatal threat; the other is hastily withdrawing force, which makes the two sides who are originally unequal in strength even worse.
Jack's internal organs were ruptured by the punch, and his stomach that had just been full was vomited all over the ground by the punch filled with thought power.Blood was still flowing from his nose, and he quickly stuffed a healing medicine into his mouth.
Jack alerted and immediately teleported out of the venue, almost getting his face covered in Hisoka's thigh!
Hisoka looked up and down at Jack, and then moved to President Netero...
"Yo, you're very energetic...old man, let's play a game...?" After finishing speaking, he even winked at the president.
Oh, oh, this old fox is so serious, he finally found a reason to fight!It's really a good fruit that suits your heart~★
Thinking of the appraisal report just now, I feel a little strange again.
This is the first fruit that is protected by law and is his private fruit~ he can grow it however he likes!And Xiaopangguo likes him very much~ Yes, the fawning gestures and expectant eyes explain everything~
I originally thought that such a young child would be a bit resistant to killing, and most women always inexplicably keep their children from being exposed to killing and cruelty, so when we were in the wetlands, I wanted him to have a first experience~?
The result was such a surprise.Thinking of Xiaopangguo's murder, he frowns and asks himself, "What will I play next?" ', I felt an inexplicable feeling in my heart... What is it?Anyway, I think it would be nice to take him out hunting~?
Hisoka has had a lot of fruits, no matter whether others are willing or not, as long as Hisoka likes them, they will be designated as personal belongings.
Work hard to water and cultivate until it grows up and then destroy it with your own hands.When these fruits know his purpose, most of them are afraid or even resent him. Occasionally, they will meet the fruit who cooperates, but there is still hatred in the eyes at the end~ Hate it!)
But Xiaopangguo gave him a feeling that even if he wanted to kill him, he would not feel resentment, and the moment before he died, he would think of all ways to fight back, and even turn defeat into victory~?
In the future, I will be like him, completely experiencing the fun of dancing solo on the verge of death, the thrill of blood flying, and the comfort of becoming stronger after victory~★
But his personal fat fruit was actually injured~ What is the former number one hunter president in the world—these so-called righteous boring people~?
Always like this, even if you do something shameful, you just stand there
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