[Zhongyingmei] Girls' interdimensional daily life

In fact, it's not only Eve who thinks this way, many people also feel that the media reporters are taking words out of context after seeing the news of "Iron Man Succeeds in Marriage Proposal, Good Things Are Coming".

After all, it's not like they haven't done such things as media reporters like to pick out words, and they have done a lot of things like using appalling headlines to cheat traffic.

So when seeing such news, not only the fans of Iron Man, but even the citizens of the United States don't believe it. After all, who is Tony Stark?That was a playboy, even if Eve was his public girlfriend, but they didn't think that this oriental girl who didn't look hot or sexy could firmly grasp the playboy's heart.

Especially when there was no follow-up to this matter, everyone became even more disbelieving, and complained about the unreliability of those media reporters.

In this regard, the media reporters feel bitter, although they often take out of context and distort the facts in order to increase sales and earn more traffic, but!yes!The conscience of heaven and earth!This time they really are!I really don't mean to deceive readers at all! ?

However, it was useless, because Tony did not talk about it in public after that, even if a media reporter asked him a question, he was too lazy to answer it, so readers believed their guesses even more, and the media made up things again. .

It's just that the reason why there was no follow-up to this matter was not because Tony repented, but because he was doing these things secretly. As for being too lazy to answer the questions from the media reporters, it was because he felt that he had already said the same thing There is no need to repeat it a second time.

So after Tony and Eve's wedding date was announced, everyone's expressions were like this: ... Oh my God, so is what Iron Man said before true?Newspapers and magazines are not made up! ?

Crying media reporters: ...all said no!no!

The baby is wronged, and the wronged still won't let me say qwq.

Tony, who was also misunderstood as a fabrication, said: "Do you think what I said is false?"

He adjusted his tie, and then said, "Since when did I make it up?"

In fact, if it wasn't for Natasha's "pig teammates" holding back, would he delay marrying Eve until now?In addition, organizing a wedding is not an easy and simple matter, so for Tony, he has put it off for too long.

"Wow, that's because people can't believe that you, a playboy, have been locked up by a little girl so early, okay?"

Barton and his team also put on suits today to be Tony's best man team, standing in a row is like a perfect male model, especially Bucky who has cut his hair and just returned from a mission (representing a long time no V-faced Steve who was fed by Eve's food.

Tony took a look at the two of them, and wondered if they should be forked out, right?Otherwise, how about stealing the limelight from the groom?

However, before Tony considered the feasibility of this idea, Sam asked, "Tony, today is your wedding, so you shouldn't make any fools?"

After all, how much Tony Stark can kill is something that everyone present knows very well.

"Come on." Tony couldn't help rolling his eyes when he heard Sam's words, and then said, "With you guys blocking the damage, how dare I deal with any moths?"

After all, if today's wedding didn't happen, Tony estimated that it would be impossible for Natasha and the others to let him find a chance to coax Eve into marrying him within at least two years.

So this time Tony is absolutely!It is absolutely impossible to make any fools out of it.

However, just because Tony is not a moth, does not mean that others are not.

Because Eve has no father or mother, Deadpool used him as an excuse to bring Eve up, and became the "elder" who brought Eve into the arena.

When Eve, who was wearing a wedding dress, came in holding Deadpool's hand, Tony's attention was completely attracted by Eve, and she was the only one left in his eyes, even if she was holding her arm, she was wearing bright clothes. Deadpool in tight red and black uniforms was completely ignored by him.

However, Deadpool was also deeply attracted by this feeling.

Listening to the wedding march in the church, surrounded by the girl he loved the most in his life, stepping on the red carpet, and everyone he knew came to bless them. At this moment, Deadpool felt that this was the right way for him to open up.

This is the proper male lead, the standard female lead cp.

So proud, he skipped the link where he should have handed Eve's hand to Tony's when he was halfway through, completely ignoring Tony's outstretched hand, and continued to hold hands with Eve. Go forward.

Tony:  …

Eve: ...

Those who watched the ceremony: ...

What is this God unfolding?

"What are you doing? Wilson!" Tony stretched out his hand to grab Deadpool who continued to walk forward. Only now did he notice Deadpool's existence. To be honest, doesn't he know who Deadpool is?So when he knew that he was going to play this role, Tony refused.

But Eve couldn't help but agreed by herself, and Deadpool had to roll up his sleeves to do it by himself, so even with a little ominous premonition, Tony still agreed.

but!

Beating him to death, Tony didn't expect that Deadpool would really dare to make trouble at the wedding.

Deadpool, who has already assumed that he is the leading actor, looked at Tony with a kind of ignorant eyes-why does this kid look at Tony, who knows how his white eyes express such emotions?

"Those who watched the ceremony went to the side, and those who watched the scene didn't walk so close."

"This is my wedding with my sweetheart, don't mess with me!"

Tony looked at Deadpool speechlessly, if time could be turned back, he would definitely!I will definitely seriously consider Deadpool's role in this role, but I will refuse again!

It's just that even if Stephen is on the scene, the supreme mage won't help Tony turn back time. In fact, what's so good about a wedding that doesn't change?A little turmoil will make people feel that there is something lively to watch.

"I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen!"

Deadpool shook his head quickly, "Brother feels that I shouldn't give up Sweetheart to you so easily. After all, compared to you, Brother is taller, handsome and capable, why is Sweetheart with you? It's because the author is you Is it my fan girl? I refuse!"

Tony: ...what the hell are you talking about?If the author is really his fangirl, why did he arrange for Deadpool to come to his wedding scene?At this time, he should be assigned a lot of tasks for him to do.

and many more!

His train of thought seems to have been taken away by Deadpool, who the hell is the author?

And Eve, who hadn't expected that Deadpool would snatch a marriage at all, was also taken aback for a moment, looking at Deadpool with a dazed expression: "...Wei, Wade?"

"It's okay, sweetheart." Deadpool turned his head to look at Eve, and said, "Anyway, I have my brother here today, so I'm sure I'll make you the most beautiful bride."

Hearing Deadpool's words, Eve couldn't laugh or cry. The problem now is not whether the bride is pretty or not, but the groom's problem.

"I knew that according to Stark's luck, today's wedding is absolutely impossible to go smoothly."

Barton and the others laughed very unconscionably, but they thought that Tony would be a moth, but they didn't think that the person who caused the trouble was Deadpool.

But it's not impossible to think about it, after all, Deadpool has never played cards according to routines.

I don't know if it's because Tony's character is usually not good, but now he was robbed of his marriage by Deadpool, and everyone who came to watch the ceremony was laughing, with no intention of coming forward to help.

Seeing that Deadpool and Tony were about to quarrel, Eve's brain ached. These two men were extremely important to her, so she asked silently, "Why don't I give up my position?" Give it to you two? Wade, I remember you like to wear wedding dresses, do you want me to take them off for you?"

Tony: ...! ! !Sweetheart, don't be impulsive!

Deadpool:……? ? ?Sweetheart, do you know that I stole your wedding dress?

In the end, it was Deadpool who came to his senses. For this novel that does not feature him as the hero (Deadpool wiped away his tears: those who hear it are really sad and those who see it cry, and want to stab the author eight hundred dollars every minute), no matter how reluctant they are, they will still Eve's hand was in Tony's.

But do you think that's fine?

No!

After Deadpool acted as Eve's elder, he kicked the priest away and played it himself.

In fact, Tony refused, but if he was not allowed to come, I don't know what kind of moths will be made.

Deadpool not only snatched the job of the priest, but also took off his robe and put it on himself, then stood in front of Eve and Tony, and said to the many guests watching the ceremony: "Dear guests, dear Dear friends, it is a pity that today is not the wedding of Brother and Sweetheart. Brother knows, you are also very disappointed, right? Brother is ashamed of your expectations for Brother, and failed to snatch Sweetheart back from this old man. "

As he spoke, Deadpool wiped away the non-existent tears, and then said, "Fortunately, my brother from another world managed to raise Sweetheart successfully and even ate her with a whimper. To be honest, if If it wasn't for this reason, the author would have been chopped into potato chips by my brother."

Most of the people who came here to watch the ceremony knew what the virtue of Deadpool was, so they were not at all surprised that he said such nonsensical words, but couldn't help laughing.

"Okay, brother, let's get down to business, sweetheart, don't stare at me. It is said that girls are extroverted. A married daughter is like water that has been poured out. It hasn't been poured out yet. Are you just looking at him like that?" Deadpool Clearing his throat, he pretended to be serious and said, "Okay, brother begins to read the oath."

"Lord, we have come before you..." Deadpool glanced at the "Bible" and said after reading a few words, "This paragraph is a bit long, let's just skip it."

Eve: ...

Tony:  …

Those present: ...

"Oh, this sentence needs to be read. When the marriage contract is about to be concluded, if there are any facts that hinder their union, please raise it immediately, or keep silent forever."

After Deadpool finished reading this sentence, he looked at Eve, "Sweetheart, brother's thud is really bigger than this tin can, don't you really consider changing someone? Anyway, the wedding scene is ready-made, as long as You just nodded, and brother immediately dried the tin can, and replaced you with a macho man with a big face like brother."

Eve: ...Ahhh, shut up qwq.

Eve put her arms around Tony's arm, and said to Deadpool, "If you mess around again, I'll elope with the groom."

Hearing Eve's words, no matter how many moths Deadpool made, his whole heart seemed to be soaked in a honey pot, sweet and sweet.

"Okay, okay." Deadpool shook his head, and said to the guests who couldn't help laughing, "Don't laugh so happily, you will know how you feel when you marry the girl you love or your daughter."

This kind of feeling of marrying the girl you love and marrying your daughter...

Deadpool felt that the wedding could be suspended for a while, and he would continue after he came back from hacking the author twice.

However, no one knows the suffering of Deadpool, because the people present couldn't help laughing when they heard his metaphor. What the hell is it that a beloved girl is also a daughter?

"Eve, would you like this short old man with a small belly to be your husband and make a marriage contract with him (Deadpool: In fact, sweetheart, you can refuse)? Whether it is sickness or health (Deadpool: Tsk, health is fine) I'll dump him if he's sick), or any other reason (Deadpool: No, if it's cheating on you and being violent to you or suddenly thinking he's not handsome enough sweetheart, we'll dump him too), love him (Deadpool : But I love my brother the most), take care of him (Deadpool: Let him go), respect him (Deadpool: You can have this), accept him (Deadpool: I don’t want to agree at all), and be loyal to him forever until The end of life (Deadpool: Sweetheart, he must die earlier than you, don't think about widow brother taking you to wander)?"

Although Deadpool inserted a lot of narrations with strong personal feelings into a good passage, Eve still couldn't help but smiled and said I would.

"Okay, okay, you are willing." Deadpool muttered a few times, and then said to Tony, "Tony Stark, would you like this beautiful, lovely, generous, gentle, intelligent and straightforward girl to be your wife and conclude a contract with her?" Marriage (Deadpool: You don't want to try one)? Whether sickness or health (Deadpool: Isn't this necessary), or any other reason (Deadpool: Sweetheart is always right, if she is wrong it is yours Wrong), love her (Deadpool: how dare you love other women besides her), take care of her (Deadpool: dare to make sweetheart suffer a little), respect her (deadpool: dare to spoil sweetheart Try the little princess), accept her (Deadpool: Do you dare to give her the highest authority), and be loyal to her forever until the end of life (Deadpool: Even if sweetheart dies early, you have to be a widow until death)?"

The corner of Tony's mouth twitched. There is no one with such a double standard, but he glanced at Eve beside him, and said, "I am willing."

After Eve and Tony swore oaths to each other and exchanged rings, Deadpool looked at them tangled up and didn't speak. Sam and the others couldn't help laughing and booing: "Father, next the groom can kiss his bride." Yet?"

Tony cast a beautiful look at Sam, and then he reached out and lifted Eve's veil regardless of death, priest and waiter, and kissed him with Deadpool's yelling. The lips of the beloved bride.

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