[Zhongyingmei] Girls' interdimensional daily life

"Eve." Batman's voice was not as usual, it was a bit deep and hoarse, he said, "Ah Fu made you bagels at home."

Eve's eyelids twitched.

"Dick is also waiting for you to take him to New York to see the superhero gallery."

Batman glanced at the Joker, and then said, "Eve is different from you, what are you doing this for? Is it to make her like you?"

Having fought the clown so many times, if Batman thought bad guys were not that complicated at the beginning, and thought that as long as he knew what they wanted, he could solve them, then after getting to know the clown, he found that this truth was completely overturned up.

Because some people are not interested in logical things, such as money. For them, bribery, threats, reasoning and negotiation are all useless. They just want to make this world a hell.

The clown is just such a person. If you ask him why he does bad things, his answer may be: for fun.

Now in the eyes of the clown, Eve is the toy he is interested in now, so he did this just to push Eve into the abyss. This abyss is not about how many bad things Eve does now, but when she wakes up After that, that's the real abyss.

Will she be immersed in endless guilt, self-blame, and self-loathing because of the conscience in her heart?Or find all kinds of excuses for yourself to wash away your sins?

In the former, Eve will only collapse, and her shadow will accompany her all her life, while in the latter, it can only be said that the clown has completely dyed Eve black.

At that time, even if the clown doesn't have to brainwash Eve, she will follow him on the same path, so for the clown, no matter what happens to Eve after he wakes up, he will not lose money. If it is black, then he has earned even more.

"Woohaha~" Hearing what Batman said, the clown couldn't help laughing. He put his hand on Eve's shoulder and looked at him, and said, "Look, aren't we walking together? Master, these days we Aren't you happy together?"

Eve glanced at the clown: "There is no need to ask the question of making the staff like this."

"Did you hear that?" The clown leaned on Eve, and smiled provocatively at Batman, "I don't understand why you ask me why, it's the same as me killing a puppy with a kitten last week, I Happy, I just make others happy like me."

"Look at you, are you happy? Look at you now, a sad little ball that only knows how to punch and kick, see me shoot and kill unarmed girls, see me torture innocent people, you Why don't you do it? What are you waiting for? Come and deal with me, let all the audience give you a standing ovation, it will make you happier, won't you?"

"Because I act according to the law, because I don't want to do it."

"Look at you, you are always so righteous and dignified, aren't you tired?" The clown spread his hands in front of Batman and twirled around, "Look at me, how happy, how happy?"

"Once upon a time there was a naive black knight who wanted to 'save' this wonderful city of crime, and most of the city didn't like him."

"The police feel that he has robbed them of their jobs and the trust of the citizens. In the eyes of the citizens, this black knight who infested crimes is not trusted by the citizens they sacrificed for. They just regard him as a A judge above the law, but who gave him that right?"

"Who can guarantee that this innocent black knight will always be fair? What does he think of himself as? God of Gotham City?"

The clown looked at Eve, "So Master, what should we do with such an innocent black knight?"

"Fuck him!"

Hearing Eve's answer, the clown giggled, pointed to a piece of sky above his head, and said, "See? This sinful city is just like this sky, which is always clouded, and you who wear a mask Bat Boy wants to let the light of love and justice shine on every corner of this city, how can you be so naive?"

"Since you think what you are doing is right, why don't you take off your mask and let everyone see who you are? Believe it or not? As long as you take off your mask, the police will come and arrest you .”

"Be sober." The clown said to Batman, "You can't live in your own world forever, sober up and look at this world, and you will find out how stupid you really are."

Batman was not convinced by the clown's fallacies, he said: "I became Batman not to make others appreciate me, Gotham City is one of the cities with the highest crime rate in the United States as always, but before, the title of Gotham City It is the city with the highest crime rate in the United States, bar none."

Even if the sky in Gotham City is always gloomy, Batman believes that as long as there is hope and persistence, the sun will shine on this land sooner or later.

Hearing Batman's words, the Joker laughed strangely, and he said, "So, what's the difference between what we do?"

"What about a bunch of tedious idiots doing tasteless crime for little money?"

"Fuck them!"

"Stupid human beings preach love and justice all day long, using ridiculous and hypocritical masks to blend in this cool chaotic world, what should we do?"

"Fuck them!"

"Look, you are cleaning up the crime, and I am also cleaning up the garbage. What is the difference between us? Don't try to influence them with love and justice. In this sinful city, the only truth is to control violence with violence."

The clown looked at Eve, "Master, are you right?"

Before Eve could answer, Batman spoke first. He said, "The purpose is different!"

"I'm here to make Gotham City better, you're here to make this city a hell." Batman does not disagree that sometimes it is indeed a way to use violence to counter violence, but he will not let the clown confuse "Batman" " and "clown".

"Hahahaha~" the clown couldn't help laughing, "This city of sin has always been a hell, it's not that I'm stubborn, it's just that you can never see clearly."

The clown said to Eve, "Master, it seems that we can't continue to have a pleasant conversation with this innocent black knight. According to what you just said, fuck him!"

Since the clown just brainwashed Eve again, she became more obedient, otherwise, how could she stay there so quietly and listen to the clown and Batman flirting?

Upon hearing the clown's words, Eve said silently, "Dad has been waiting for this sentence for a long time."

As soon as the words fell, Eve rushed towards Batman like an arrow off the string, and when the fist full of energy smashed towards him, the latter did not confront her head-on.

You must know that no matter how powerful Batman is, he is just an ordinary person without superpowers. When fighting a mutant with a perverted physique like Eve, he must not go head-to-head!

This is the experience Batman has accumulated after fighting Eve many times ten years ago.

Ten years ago, when Bruce, who was not yet Batman, fought Eve, he really only had to be beaten. Even though he was older than Eve, he was still not her opponent.

Ten years later, Bruce, who is already Batman, fought Eve again. He was no longer a character who was beaten blindly. In addition, he had mastered Eve's attack skills, so it really mattered who was the one who knelt down and called Dad in the end. What is unknown.

The more resistant Batman is, the brighter the light in Eve's eyes will be. From her love for tight black combat uniforms, it can be seen that Eve now likes all dark things.

First of all, Batman's equipment is super handsome!

Secondly, this equipment is all black!

Most importantly, this dark Batman not only has a handsome black lacquer equipment, but also fucking is stress-resistant and durable!

Fuck dad likes it so much!

Of course Eve in normal state doesn't dare to flirt with Batman anymore, and it's okay to switch her state, but the brainwashed state is different. Not only does she flirt, but she flirts very righteously and aboveboard.

When Eve first learned about Batman from the clown, Eve thought: Is there anyone more handsome than Dad?Can't bear it!He must be beaten!

But now Eve’s thoughts are: Ma Ma, this Batboy is so handsome, I want to fuck him~(≧▽≦)/~ “He’s right.” Eve pressed Batman to the top of the stairs The back waist is stuck on the edge, the upper body is almost hanging in the air, and the sound of the wind whistling past.

Eve pressed her whole body on Batman's body, a smile suddenly appeared on her usually cold face, and she said, "What are you doing with Dad? Hmm?"

She touched Batman's lips and chin with her other hand, and said, "Daddy promises to make you eat well."

Batman: ...so what the hell did the Joker brainwash her into?Obviously, after being brainwashed when I was young, whenever I saw him, I would beat him up.

Batman looked at Eve, her eyes were shining, as if she was looking at something beloved, and he couldn't help but ask, "You... like me?"

"Daddy wants to fuck you!"

Batman's indifferent face.jpg: ... Oh, just want to have sex?

Seeing this, Eve's face turned cold: "You want to reject Dad?"

Before Batman could speak, Eve continued, "Don't be proud of being pampered just because Dad wants to, Batboy."

The black energy exploded around Eve, and the steps shattered instantly. Batman, who had lost his support, and Eve, who was on top of him, fell from the top floor in an instant.

The Winter Soldier's expression changed when Eve didn't expect to go crazy like this, but the Joker didn't respond, watching Eve and Batman just fall down with cold eyes.

As for the two parties involved, Eve and Batman, one is not afraid at all because of their ability to hang in the air, while the other relies on their own equipment, so their faces haven't changed a bit.

The sudden weightlessness was not a problem for either Eve or Batman. She looked at Batman: "Are you still rejecting Dad?"

Batman put his arm around Eve's waist, and suddenly took off his mask with the other, revealing that handsome face. He looked at Eve, gritted his teeth and said, "Keep your eyes open to see who I am."

You fucking beat me up when you were a kid and now you say you want to fuck me! ?

Is it really good that aesthetics have changed so quickly?

It's really unbuffered!

"You..." Eve looked at the face that was close at hand, it looked so familiar, did Dad see it somewhere?

"You used to beat me up whenever you saw me when you were a kid, and now you want to fuck me?"

Eve gave him a particularly weird look: "Are you asking why Dad didn't sleep with you when he was young?"

Batman:  …

Eve is still very patient about the things she likes, she discussed: "Then dad fucked you twice now?"

It is to make up for your childhood regrets.

Batman: ...I'm telling you now that this is simply a stick, he changed the subject bluntly, "The clown is not a good person, Eve, since you know that you have been brainwashed, then you should know what you are doing now It's not right."

Batman never treats the brainwashed Eve as a puppet weapon, because he knows very well that even if she is brainwashed, Eve will have her own thinking and ideas, but the key is whether she is willing to move or not. It's just the brain.

Seeing that Batman refused to fuck and wanted to reason with himself, Eve, who turned his face and refused to recognize anyone, immediately hung in the air, shook off his arm around her waist, stretched out his hand to grab his neck, and pressed him towards the building at a very fast speed. It slammed into the outer wall of the building with such force that a big hole was smashed into the outer wall, smashing Batman directly into the building.

"The clown is not a good person, are you a good thing?" Eve raised her foot and swept directly at Batman, "Hydra has done so many bad things, what the fuck are you telling my dad to do now? wrong?"

Damn, do you think being handsome is a big deal?

Fortunately, my father thought that you must not belong to Hydra because you are handsome, but it turned out to be so disappointing to my father!

Batman who was inexplicably attacked by Hydra: ... Meow meow?

Once encountering the brainwashed version of Eve, there is no way to keep up with her train of thought, let alone understand her brain circuit.

"Me!" Before Batman could speak, Eve waved his hand, and the desk in the building was lifted by an invisible force, directly smashing towards Batman.

"Shut up! Hot chicken!"

How dare you reject your father?

If you don't get bullied, who will be bullied?

Eve's father will teach you how to be a human right now!

Fortunately, it was night, and there was no one on this floor of the building, otherwise, it would definitely affect my life.

Eve's hands are completely of the kind of disregarding character, anyway, how to fight, so after a while, the entire office building is like being swept by a tornado, a mess, completely in ruins.

"I'll give you a chance to speak!" Eve smiled at Batman. He had just taken off his mask, so the bruises on his face were obvious at the moment. She said, "Call Dad."

Batman didn't care about the bruises on his face at all. When he heard Eve's words, he smiled and said, "You haven't changed since you were a child."

I also like to beat people to their knees and call them daddy.

However, after being brainwashed, Eve didn't remember Batman at all, or Bruce Wayne, so when she heard what Batman said, Eve didn't feel a little bit moved, but felt a sense of irritability.

Am I so fucking handsome?

How come everyone knows Dad?

When Eve returned to the top floor again, her expression looked a little better. Although she couldn't beat Batman to the point of kneeling down to call her father, she didn't lose. Wipe.

It’s just that there were only the Joker and the Winter Soldier on the top floor, but when Eve went back, she found that there were two more people, one was the flying Jiaduobao tin can Tony Stark, and the other was the blonde American with big breasts and long legs. Sweetheart Steve Rogers.

Seeing the two standing with the Winter Soldier, Eve came to the clown and asked, "Why didn't you get killed?"

Did the Winter Soldier want to kill the Joker just now?But at this moment, two helpers, the clown, are still alive and kicking?

"Sweetheart, what you said really makes me sad." The clown brushed his hair with the razor and said to Eve.

Eve rolled her eyes silently.

"Didn't you say you wanted to steal Batboy's equipment? What about the others?" The clown smiled at Eve, "Could you be soft-hearted and let him go?"

"After picking up his equipment, Dad suddenly thought of a serious problem..." Eve said, "Even if Dad snatches his equipment, he can't wear it."

After all, he is a man and she is a woman. Besides gender, height and weight are the most important thing, okay?

Hearing Eve's words, the clown laughed out loud, gave Eve a nice look, and comforted her, "It's okay, I'll prepare a more cool set of equipment for you."

Seeing that Eve's attention was on her as soon as she appeared, Stark took two steps forward and said, "Hello, sweetheart."

Obviously the little girl had only been away from them for a few days, but seeing her again made Tony feel like a lifetime away.

Faced with Eve who had switched states before, Tony and the others felt uncomfortable, but no matter what, she was at best a vicious tongue and a bit arrogant, but now Eve...

Just like the Winter Soldier.

Oh, maybe it's a little different, she still has a little more human emotions than the Winter Soldier.

The mask of the steel suit has been opened, Stark's crescent lake-like caramel-colored eyes are gentle and charming, he looked at the brand-new Eve, smiled and opened his hands to her, "Come to a hug, here Don't you plan to go home with me after playing outside for so long?"

Hearing Tony's words, the Winter Soldier couldn't bear to look at him: ... This is the brainwashed version of Eve, do you think she will give you face?He and Batman are both beaten in turn, okay?

Sure enough, when Eve heard Tony's words, she raised her eyebrows and said, "Who the hell are you?"

Winter Soldier: ...Look.

Tony: ...I take back what I said before, the switched version of Eve is already very good, at least respecting the elderly.

"Sweetheart, it's not good to speak swear words." Tony said to Eve, "Good girl, come on, come home with me, did you forget that you said before that you would prepare a big meal for us on your birthday?"

Eve's birthday is No.18 in January. Before going out with Deadpool, I told them that I will prepare a big meal for them on her birthday.

"Dad wants to prepare a big meal for you on your birthday!?" Eve thought that the man in the tin can would explode on the spot. Who gave you faces?How could he not be beaten to death for being so arrogant?

"Actually, sweetheart, you said it yourself." Tony said very honestly. They were a little surprised at first, because Eve's birthday, she just needs to be a beautiful little princess, how can she be a little princess? Where is the cook?

But thinking about it now, the little girl was afraid of being scolded after knowing that she came to Gotham City, so she said that, right?

Hearing Tony's words, Eve silently drew out her energy long knife, and looked at Tony with blazing eyes: "Dad hates people lying to me the most!"

Eve said this to the Joker, and he was stabbed.

Now this sentence says to Tony...

Nini, wish you luck ＿(:зゝ∠)＿

In the Avengers, there are two people who have fought against the delirious (…) team members. One is the captain Steve. As we all know, when Steve met his good friend, the Winter Soldier James Barnes, The only thing to do is to be beaten, the kind who won't fight back no matter how hard you beat.

And the other is Natasha, the black widow. She is facing the eagle-eyed Clinton Barton who is controlled by the evil god Loki. Slap him like you pat ginger.

The difference between the two is that Steve used love to influence Bucky, while Natasha used force to suppress Button.

Now it's Iron Man's turn to face the brainwashed version of Eve. Can he treat Barton like Natasha?

No!

Of course, Tony is not as stubborn as Steve, he can't fight back, so it's okay to dodge, right?

but! Yes!

The more Tony avoids Eve, the angrier he gets!

Did everyone go to hell today! ?

Fight back!

"Hey, sweetheart." Iron Man was thrown directly to the ground by Eve. Even with the steel suit protecting him, his eyes went black for a while. Tony sat on the ground and looked at Eve, and said, "You If you can't rely on me to spoil you, you will beat yourself to death."

Steve on the side looked worried and said to Eve, "Eve, have you forgotten about us?"

"I'm Steve Rogers. Not long after you came to New York, I moved to live next door to you. I have been your neighbor for more than a month. Later, when you joined the Avengers, we became teammates..."

"We've been worrying about you these days, Eve, think about it, you said you didn't want to be a superhero because you're not great enough to save the world, but you don't want to be a supervillain either, Used by Hydra to destroy the earth and harm us."

"Eve, you said these words, have you forgotten?"

"Daddy knows you." Eve looked at Steve and said, "America's sweetheart." She looked him up and down, and then whistled frivolously, "You have a great figure, Daddy can touch your breasts ?"

Tony: ...Pfft!

Winter Soldier: ...Pfft!

When Steve, who was involved, heard Eve's words, his expression was a little dumbfounded, and he said, "Eve..."

It's just that before he finished speaking, Eve, who was some distance away from him, suddenly appeared in front of him, and touched his chest with a pair of small hands.

Steve: ...Wait!Just touch it, don't pinch it!

"Now everyone is here." The clown interjected, spreading his hands and making a welcome gesture, "The show is about to begin."

"Shut up, you." Stark didn't have any affection for the clown, not to mention that he was a pure super villain, just the fact that he and Hydra brainwashed Eve and took her away was enough to make Stark couldn't help but want to bombard him.

"Woo ha ha ha ~" The clown smiled at Stark, "The richest man in New York, the little prince, the famous superhero Iron Man, I know you, you are a genius, compared to Bat Boy, Tin Can you live a much more elegant life gone."

Sugar-coated cannonballs can't capture Papa Tony's heart!

Oh.

It may be because the person speaking is not a beautiful woman.

It would definitely be useful to try Eve instead.

"But your parents are dead, aren't they?"

The clown's words made Iron Man's face darken. For him, you can criticize his work style and private life, but people have their backs, and the Howards are his backs.

"Do you want to know what interesting things I learned when I cooperated with the Hydra people?" The clown seemed not to see Stark's ugly face, or he did, but he didn't mind, Because what he wants to see is his reaction.

"Very interesting."

The clown laughed haha, with a malicious look on his face, people could tell at a glance that he must be planning some bad idea, but he had no choice but to jump into the hole he dug.

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