[Zhongyingmei] Girls' interdimensional daily life

Peter quickly turned his head, looked at Deadpool, and stammered, "I am not a bug, I am Peter Parker."

Who the hell is this guy?

Why do you know his identity?

Peter wanted to turn into a hundred thousand questions. It was normal to know that he was Spider-Man before. After all, although he has been working alone and there is no team behind him to help him operate, the reputation of being a good neighbor in New York is not for nothing.

So when Deadpool said that they were good brothers and good friends, Spider-Man didn't take it seriously, but his mind was not very good, well, listening to him, he knew that his brain was indeed not very good.

But Peter never expected that when he changed back to Peter Parker, Deadpool could still recognize him, and more importantly, after he finished speaking, he felt the eyes of several people present looking at him It started to make sense again.

"Brother knows that you are Peter Parker, and that your parents died early. Aunt Ben and Aunt Mei raised you up. After being bitten by a spider, you became Spider-Man. I told you that we are good brothers. Don't you Brother still doesn’t know about the situation?”

"You just changed your uniform. Your figure, height, and voice haven't changed. Ask the people present, how many of you don't know that you are Xiao Chong?"

Eve: ...well, I know.

Stark: ...yes, I know.

Bakery Owner: ...That's it, Spider-Man.

The only one present who didn't know, the dazed Pietro silently raised his hand, but this didn't comfort Peter at all: ... Kneeling qwq.

Seriously, if only Deadpool knew about it, Peter could still struggle for a while, but the current situation is... except for Pietro, everyone present knows.

Peter: ＿(:зゝ∠)＿So before he always thought that no one but himself knew his identity as Spider-Man was an illusion, an illusion, right?

Everyone except Pietro: →_→What do you think?

The boss reached out and patted Peter on the shoulder, and said, "Young man, do a good job, and I will still pay you as usual."

Peter: ...Wait, boss, did you plan not to pay me a salary before?

Although Spiderman is a good neighbor in New York, Peter Parker still has to be paid for his work.

"Let's eat a hamburger." Eve couldn't tell how happy she was when she saw Peter take off her vest. Not only that, she was so mad that she sprinkled salt on other people's "wounds", "Maybe the mood will get better, little brother~"

Peter: ...Don't say little brother, I can still treat you as a kind qwq.

Peter took the burger from Eve, looked up at the people present, and was so wronged that he wanted to form a ball.

"Don't do that." Eve smiled and reached out to pat Peter on the shoulder, saying, "Many people have two identities."

Eve pointed to Tony and said, "Iron Man, the boss of Stark Industries."

Pointing to Pietro, skipping, pointing to Deadpool, skipping too, pointing to the boss and saying, "Former retired S.H.I.E.L.D. agent, owner of the bakery."

Then pointing to herself and saying, "Superhero, average NYU student."

"Pfft." Deadpool couldn't help but said, "Sweetheart, isn't superhero too general? It's obviously a masked girl."

When Eve heard this, she puffed her cheeks, grabbed a hamburger and threw it directly at him: "Shut up, you."

Masked girl or something, it makes me want to cry every time I hear it qwq If I had known that wearing that mask would give me such a title, Eve...

Well, Eve also had to wear it, after all, she didn't want to reveal her identity in public.

So Eve understands Peter's psychology. He can become Spider-Man, but he hopes that Spider-Man can be separated from his life. This is why Eve has not dropped his vest after meeting Spider-Man so many times.

But Deadpool wanted to drop his vest. The reason why Eve didn't refuse was that she was looking forward to it, and the reason was that the people present were not ordinary people.

Of course the more important point is...

Except for Pietro, who had no contact with Peter, other people really saw through him, okay?

Needless to say, Eve herself, she has seen the movies of Deadpool Amway, and Deadpool itself is a bug. Tony has already found out about Spider-Man when he was emerging. As for the boss... …

Even a retired former agent is not an ordinary person. As Deadpool said, his figure, height and voice have not changed. Combined with some coincidences, it is difficult for the boss not to notice.

After Peter dropped his vest, the boss’s first reaction was: It’s great, I don’t want to pretend that I don’t know anymore~(≧▽≦)/~He has already retired and not become an agent, why should he test his acting skills again?

Deadpool swiftly took the burger into his hand, lifted half of his mask and took a bite, then winked at Eve: "I knew Sweetheart was reluctant to let my brother go hungry, and I really love him."

Before Eve could speak, Tony spoke first. He said, "Stop being sentimental, sweetheart just wants to stuff your chattering mouth with a hamburger."

Hearing Tony's words, Deadpool was not angry, but instead said to Eve: "Sweetheart, if you want to stop me from talking, it's very simple, just kiss me=3="

Eve looked at Deadpool who was always able to flirt anytime and anywhere, and said silently: "I agree with Mr. Stark's words."

Giving you a hamburger just to gag you baby.

"Sweetheart, it's not you, Ge Meng. Don't look at the tin cans with money, but a good man in this world is not measured by money."

Deadpool took a bite of the hamburger and continued, "Brother, although he is not the richest man, he is sincere to you. Can't he express his sincerity after handing in his salary card? He has 100 billion, and he can spend 100 billion Will I give it all to you? If my brother has 100 million, I can grab another 100 million and spend it with you."

Pietro: ...It is indeed right to come out today, otherwise, I would not have known that apart from Deadpool, the Iron Man of the Avengers is also coveting Eve. Hearing Deadpool's words, I don't intend to let him continue to give Eve any more. Pietro, who liked Fu, opened his mouth and said, "robbing is wrong."

Deadpool: ... Deadpool, who was rarely choked by someone, couldn't help but turned his head to look at Pietro, then turned to Eve and said, "Sweetheart, a good man is not judged by whether he is a virgin, he is an adult I haven't found a woman yet, who knows if there is a problem? Besides, his father is the scrap iron collector of Magneto. If you are with him, who knows if he will inherit the scum of his father Magneto? Attributes, are you scumbags?"

Peter, who is also a virgin, felt that he had been shot in half of the knee: ...

Deadpool seemed to know the little friend's embarrassment, and said to him: "Xiao Chong, don't take it to heart, brother definitely didn't reflect your meaning, your problem is not virginity, your problem is poverty, who doesn't Knowing that there are so many superheroes in Marvel, you are the poorest? The Captain America born in Brooklyn is better than you, a little spider in Queens, alas, but who made you my brother’s friend? Let me introduce a few businesses to you No? But you have to promise brother one thing, don't be sweetheart if you have money, sweetheart belongs to brother."

Peter: A mercenary said he would introduce me to some business...

"No need." Peter shook his head quickly, he should continue to be his poor superhero qwq.

Wait, why does it sound so sad_(:зゝ∠)_

Eve glanced at Deadpool, and then at everyone present, from Tony, to Pietro, to Peter, the boss didn't care, because he was wiping the cup while looking at her with a look of fun .

Deadpool hates Tony, and Eve knows why, because the two seem to be teasing (chasing) her, and Pietro and Peter, Eve thinks that it is very likely that the innocent was dragged into the water by Deadpool, for the purpose of Belittle them to set yourself off.

do not doubt!

Deadpool often does this kind of thing!

Then here comes the question. Regarding the Shura field of Tony and Deadpool, Eve said that she couldn't hold it at all. And there is no one who can hold them.

Think about the Shura field between Tony and Bruce before, Alfred "subdued" them with one word, okay?And now there isn't another "Alfred" here.

Please allow sad qwq.

Ever since leaving the bakery that day, Eve has come to a conclusion, never let Deadpool and Tony appear in the same frame again, because you can never imagine the result of two opposing mouthpieces. How terrifying is the Shura field! ! !

Eve can tell you from personal experience that it is scarier than Sadako crawling out of your TV! ! !

However, it seems difficult to prevent them from being in the same frame, because Eve lives in the Avengers Building, and the owner of the Avengers Building is Tony. As for Deadpool, of course it is where Eve went and where did he follow.

Eve: ...It seems that I can predict that I will live in dire straits in the future qwq.

When I was young, Eve was Deadpool's little follower. Wherever he went, little Eve would follow him in a dizzy manner, but now he just transferred back and followed Eve's ass all day long, wishing Spider-Man could use it The spider silk stuck the two together.

"Where did you go when you were in Gotham?" Eve was completely used to Deadpool always following her, as long as he didn't stick to her when she was showering, going to the bathroom and sleeping, it would be fine.

"Gotham?" Deadpool blinked, and then said, "Sweetheart, I can explain this..."

Eve: ... This familiar prelude.

"You know, my brother's brain is not good."

Eve: ...This sentence is also very familiar.

"At that time, my brother's head seemed to be punched with a bang..."

Deadpool hadn't finished speaking when she heard Eve say, "I know, and even though I didn't kill you, it made you forget me for a while, right? Then you met a big-breasted, long-legged You little girl with a pretty waist, you forgot about me, didn't you?"

Deadpool: ... Sweetheart, you finished my brother's lines at once, what do you want my brother to say?

Eve crossed her arms and looked at Deadpool, then said, "Wade, there is one thing I seem to have forgotten to tell you."

"Are you in love with brother?"

Eve, who was choked by Deadpool's words, couldn't help but twitched the corner of her mouth, and said, "I went back to 1991 with Tony and Bucky."

"Oh." Deadpool blinked, as if he didn't react for a while, "And then?"

Eve smiled at Deadpool, and said, "Then I know why you didn't come back to me back then."

Deadpool:! ! ?

"Sweetheart, you are cheating!"

Deadpool screamed and said to Eve, "How can you go back in time to find the answer?"

"Hmph." Eve glanced at Deadpool, "The girl with big breasts, long legs and small waist that hooked you to death was Natasha, right?"

Although Eve knew that Deadpool was ridiculous after hearing the "reason" he said before, she really didn't expect that Deadpool would "abandon" her for her own sake.

It's not that Eve is not moved, but...

"Wade Wilson, were you a pig brain? You dared to break in knowing that Hydra was not a good person? Did you really rely on yourself to be immortal? Have you ever thought that Hydra is not a good person? Is it a conspiracy by the head snake? They just want to use you as a bait to take me back!!!"

Rao, the matter has passed, and Eve still feels out of breath when she thinks about it again.

Looking at Eve, who was so angry that he almost jumped, Deadpool seemed very calm, and he smiled, "I know."

"You..." Hearing this, Eve felt like a balloon that had been punctured, unable to utter a word.

She wanted to say, you know you are still jumping into other people's pits?

She wanted to say, do you know you still do such a stupid thing?

She wanted to say, you are such a pig brain pig brain pig brain! ! !

"Isn't it touching?" Deadpool approached Eve with a smile, "Do you have an urge to make a promise to my brother? Come on, my arms are always open for you."

Eve didn't know whether to laugh or cry, all the moving emotions were taken away by his playfulness, okay?

"I'm serious, Wade." Eve looked at Deadpool and said seriously, "For me, the closest person is you, even if you can't die, I don't want you to die for me risk."

It is impossible for Eve to forget how Deadpool, whom she wished to come, took her oil bottle with her to wander.

In the eyes of others, he is notorious for being cheap, insane, full of blood, but in Eve's mind, he is her superhero.

"Sweetheart, I'm not used to you being so serious all of a sudden." Deadpool can smile playfully to anyone, but when facing the serious Eve, he can't say any witty words. He said, "Okay, okay, I promise you, How about not doing such risky things in the future?"

Seeing the smile on Eve's face, Deadpool said ambiguously, "Brother's body will be yours from now on, except for you, sweetheart, how about I promise not to let others leave marks on it as much as possible?"

Why is it called a mark when it is clearly a wound?

This becomes full of lust, okay?

Eve said that according to the yellow waste in Deadpool's brain, she definitely didn't want to be crooked.

Seeing that Eve didn't answer, Deadpool had an aggrieved expression on his face: "Sweetheart, you have changed, you are not as cooperative as before."

Where did the little girl who used to be shy when he spoke a yellow accent go?

Give him back quickly.

Eve: ...was tempered by you.

"Okay, now can I talk about why you disappeared when you were in Gotham?" Eve changed the subject very cleverly. Anyway, if you continue this topic with him, you will definitely be tricked by him.

Deadpool muttered that Eve was not cute at all, but told Eve the truth. In fact, the clown and Old Will teamed up to sell Deadpool to the ARGUS organization.

"Hundred-eyed giants?" Eve blinked, "What kind of organization is this?"

"It's not important." Deadpool waved his hand, and then said, "Anyway, there are a lot of neuropathy in this organization, and I escaped from it only after losing the strength of the boss."

Hearing what Deadpool said, Eve blinked: "Then they didn't do anything to you, did they?"

"Sweetheart, have you forgotten that Brother can't die?" Deadpool said with a smile, "It's not like they don't know Brother's physique, what can they do?"

Eve always felt that Deadpool wasn't telling the truth, but she didn't ask any further, because she knew very well that Deadpool just didn't want her to worry.

"Well, anyway, you should be more careful in the future." Eve said that there is really no one for Deadpool's behavior of all kinds of bears because he can't die.

Hearing what Eve said, Deadpool naturally agreed with a smile. He stretched out his hand and poked his cheek, and said, "Sweetheart, you can stamp it, maybe this way I will remember it better."

Eve gave Deadpool a blank look. The latter was just poor-mouthed. Of course he knew that Eve couldn't...

However, in the next second, when his mask was lifted, and a soft and warm lip was pressed against his cheek, Deadpool still couldn't recover.

"The stamp is finished, you have to remember it firmly, you know?"

Deadpool, who has always been mean-spirited and thick-skinned, is really like a big girl who has been taken advantage of at the moment. He bounces away with a wow, touches his face kissed by Eve, and stammers: "Sweet! Sweetheart, have you been possessed by a ghost?"

"Taishang Laojun is in a hurry like a law order biubiubiu~!"

"Give back my brother's sweetheart!"

Seeing Deadpool's reaction and hearing his words, the corners of Eve's mouth couldn't help twitching. She silently looked at Deadpool who had such a big reaction. After a while, she seemed to suddenly realize it. She folded her arms and looked at it with a smile. Looking at him: "Wade, aren't you shy?"

The aura of the soft and cute little sweetheart is [-] meters in an instant!

Totally crushed!

Deadpool looked at Eve, who was smiling very complacently, and immediately cooperated with her, covering his face with his hands and coyly said: "I hate it! It's good to know, why say it."

Eve: ...I was wrong deadpool papa qwq.

Talk about shameless!

I am willing to bow down!

It was agreed before that Tony asked Bumblebee to live in the Avengers Building, and Eve acted as a small assistant when Tony repaired the sound system for Bumblebee, so Deadpool had just left on this day, and Tony came to find him on the back. Eve is gone.

"Sweetheart, you haven't forgotten what we said before, have you?" Tony leaned against the door with his arms folded, looking at Eve who was packing up in the room with a smile on his lips.

Did you say it before?

Eve was stunned for a moment, and then realized after a while: "Oh, I haven't forgotten." Eve quickly put the things away, then looked at Tony, and asked, "Mr. Has the sound system been repaired?"

Tony nodded, and then glanced at Eve. Her clothes were no different from usual, but she tied up the hair she usually put down, revealing that white and delicate face, and asked: "But I think you need a change of clothes, honey."

Eve:? ? ?What clothes should I change into?

"Don't you think it's easy to get dirty when you're dressed like this?" Tony said honestly, "I prepared a lab coat for you, do you want to try it?"

After Eve saw the lab coat Tony had prepared for her, she wanted to dig out his reactor and smash it on his head to see if any yellow waste could be produced.

Eve thought that what Tony prepared for her was something like a dust-free gown, which was convenient and would not stain the clothes, but what he prepared for her was a lab coat similar to a nurse's uniform. Let's just say, he also prepared short skirts for her in winter. , You can tell that you have bad intentions at a glance!

Eve: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Don't think you are Tony Stark so you can tease her casually!

As if he didn't see the little girl's angry expression, Tony continued to speak, "If you don't like it, sweetheart, what do you think of this set?"

Eve rolled her eyes silently: "How is this set better than the one just now?"

If she remembers correctly, her job in the future should be to help Tony pass the wrench, one word and other tools, right?So why does she dress like a nurse or a secretary?

Anyway, it's just that it's hard to get along with short skirts, right?

It's impossible to smash Iron Man's reactor out in the face, but Eve can hit him in the face with the mineral water bottle on the side: "Tony Stark, can't you be more serious?"

If that happens again, she will turn her face.

Tony smiled and caught the mineral water bottle thrown by Eve, and then said, "Isn't this great? Sweetheart."

When Eve heard Tony's words, she blinked and gave him a strange look: "What do you mean?"

What is this is not very good?

Tony put the mineral water bottle aside, then took Eve's hand and walked towards the garage, and said by the way: "Sweetheart, you don't have to be so embarrassed and uncomfortable when facing me because you know what I mean. Zi Zi, you have to know that there are always many suitors around excellent girls."

"You should take it for granted that Tony Stark, the ideal lover in the minds of thousands of women, loves you. After all, you are good enough to be liked by everyone."

Eve, who didn't expect Tony to play routines so deeply, was stunned. Compared with his previous methods of teasing Peter, Tony Stark is almost like a god, isn't he?

The old driver is indeed 666.

When Eve heard Tony's words, she couldn't help but said, "I thought you would say——You should feel honored that Tony Stark, the ideal lover in the minds of thousands of women, fell in love with you." right."

After all, Tony Stark's narcissism is well known, right?

"No, no, no." Tony couldn't help shaking his head when he heard Eve's words, "Sweetheart, it's my honor to be favored by you."

Eve: ...Okay, I'm willing to bow down!

After arriving at the garage, Tony turned his head to look at Eve, and said, "Sweetheart, can you stop avoiding me? I hope that neither the identity of Iron Man nor the identity of Tony Stark will become my pursuit." your obstacle."

"Besides these, I'm just an ordinary man. Well, maybe I'm much smarter than ordinary men, but I'm so much older than you. I should be the one who feels inferior. .”

After all, Eve was still so young, she was like a blank sheet of paper, no matter how many dark and painful things she had experienced before, she never let these emotions pollute the blank sheet of paper.

Perhaps this is Eve's most attractive charm.

Hearing Tony's last words, Eve couldn't help laughing, and she said, "Are you kidding? Stark also knows what it means to be inferior?"

Eve made an exaggerated gesture to express her disbelief, she said, "After all, everyone loves Stark, right?"

Eve knew that she was really shy and evasive because of Tony's confession before. She didn't hate Tony Stark, nor did she dislike his confession. In fact, Eve never thought that she would have anything to do with him. What an intimate relationship.

Oh, except teammates.

Eve positioned her relationship with Tony very clearly. He could be her life mentor, or idol, or friend, or the boss of rice class, or even a family member, but she never thought that he would like her.

Tony Starkey, who is he?He is a playboy who has seduced countless girls, and he really complied with the saying that he has lived among thousands of flowers, not a single leaf will touch his body.

He can be fickle, fraternal, and merciful, but it is impossible for him to stabilize. He is a chic prodigal, a bird without feet, and all Eve needs is a partner who can give her a sense of security.

Eve has always longed for a warm and stable family in the future. The husband doesn't need to be handsome, as long as he is dedicated, and the children don't need to be outstanding, as long as they are safe and healthy.

This is Eve's greatest wish after living in the orphanage for so many years, and Tony Stark's character design has nothing to do with her imaginary partner or husband, okay?

So after knowing Tony's feelings for her, Eve's first reaction was to feel unbelievable, and the second reaction was to not agree.

It is absolutely unreliable to say that we are still friends after breaking up, at least for Eve. Her character is doomed to be cautious about her relationship. The other party, continue to work with the other party.

Eve cherishes Tony as a friend very much, so she doesn't want to lose him.

Well, to put it simply, Eve doesn't believe that she is attractive enough to win Tony's heart. If she wants a one-night stand or being together because of a temporary interest, then forget it.

Hearing what Eve said, Tony asked with a smile, "Then do you love me? Sweetheart."

"Of course." Eve pretended not to understand what Tony meant, and said, "I'm Tony Stark's fan girl."

Hearing this, Tony shook his head with a smile and said, "Don't think I don't know, sweetheart, your male god is Jarvis, right?"

Eve showed a silly and sweet smile to Tony. The latter shook his head helplessly when he saw this, but it was already a great improvement for Eve to stop avoiding him.

Previously, Eve's idea of ​​her identity as a little assistant was: handing over a wrench, one-word tools are enough. In fact, Eve really did not think wrongly——

She really could only give Tony the tools.

_(:зゝ∠)_

"Sweetheart, you seem to like this car very much... Bumblebee, right?" When Tony usually does experiments in his studio, or develops the Iron Suit, he is basically alone, oh, and Jarvis This AI.

But today, with the addition of Eve, the little assistant, Jarvis can leave the stage for the time being.

Jarvis: ...Yes, the sir has already said in advance, unless he asks, otherwise there is no need for him to speak.

In order to prevent Eve from getting bored, Tony took care of her while working, and casually found a topic to chat with her.

"Yes." Eve said with a smile, "Don't you think Xiaofeng is cute?"

The character is super lively and cute.

Bumblebee: ...Ah, the carbon-based women on the earth are really showing their nakedness, so shy (*/ω╲*)

Tony: ... Was it his illusion?Why does it feel like the front cover is a little hot?

"...It's quite cute." In order not to disturb Eve's interest, Tony followed her words. As for what was going on in his heart?

——The one who is not convex in the front and not warped in the back can only be described as cute.

"But sweetheart, you are cuter." Tony turned his head to look at Eve, and gave her a slight wink. Those big watery eyes just looked at you with a smile. Eve said that fortunately, his heart function Not too bad.

Although she was praised for being cute, Eve, who also proved from the side that it has nothing to do with sexiness, looked away and said, "Thank you, I think so too."

Hearing Eve's words, Tony couldn't help laughing, motioned for her to take the screws, and then lowered his head to continue working, while Eve, who was on the side, couldn't help but look at his side face.

Tony, who is serious and focused on doing things, has lost a little bit of his usual hippie smile, and is far from the image of the flamboyant playboy, so the opinion of a person can never be based on the first impression.

After all, Tony's rhetoric is true, but it is also true that he is a genius. It's just that many times, people are so enraged by his rhetoric that they want to kill him on the spot before they can see his genius side.

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"If I had known that I would get such an effect if I told you sweetheart, I wouldn't have to procrastinate for so many days." Tony said to Eve while trying out the sound system of the bumblebee, "You know, these days I But I can’t eat well, and I can’t sleep well.”

fraud.

Eve couldn't help but twitched the corner of her mouth. If you can't eat well or sleep well, how can you be so energetic?

After Tony got the bumblebee's sound system done, he looked up at Eve, hooked his finger at her, and signaled her to come over.

Eve was thinking that Mr. Stark probably didn't have mind reading skills, so he probably didn't know what she was thinking just now, so he beat her up, right?She walked towards him silently, but just as she walked in front of him, he suddenly made a move...

Eve was taken aback, thinking that Tony was really going to beat her up, but it turned out that he just grabbed her by the waist and carried her to the hood of the car: "Sweetheart, isn't it easy to distinguish us from us in the movie? "

When Eve heard this, she looked at Tony with a little surprise, and the latter continued, "I know you have seen our movies before, and because of amnesia, you have treated us as virtual characters for so many years, but you Now you should be able to tell the difference between us and virtual characters, right?"

Eve: "Ah..."

In fact, I know I know it, but it is still a bit difficult to distinguish it.

Tony continued, "You have to know that we are living beside you now, with flesh and blood, and I am real." Then, Tony reached out and took Eve's hand and put it on his face, "I can feel it Arrived? I'm hot, and if I'm not sure I don't mind doing a little more to make you feel like I'm real."

Eve: ...so you end up with a yellow accent?

boom!

Bumblebee's car door popped open suddenly, knocking the unexpected Tony away. The pronunciation system that had just been repaired just now couldn't hold back the sound: "Beast! Let go of that girl! Let me do it!"

Tony:  …

Eve: ...

Meow meow meow?

Didn't it just get fixed?Why are you still channeling?

Eve glanced at Tony who was knocked open by the bumblebee's car door, held back for a while, and burst out laughing with a puff, she said, "So, Mr. Stark, don't flirt with girls casually. "

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