[Zhongyingmei] Girls' interdimensional daily life

Seriously, even though Loki is using a scepter, just imagine, if someone of the opposite sex pokes your chest with something, it's just a way of saving face if you don't just kick him in the chest, okay?How handsome is he?

It was the first time for Loki, who had done so many times, to be slapped and called a hooligan. This led to his first reaction not why his scepter was ineffective against Eve, but...

"How dare you hit me?"

Hearing Loki's unbelievable expression, Eve almost laughed angrily, "Do you want to say that your father never beat you? What's the matter? Playing hooligans and not allowing others to resist? Do you think you are handsome? ?”

Rocky: ...Sugar-coated bullets are useless to him. Don't think that he will forgive her for slapping him just now after she praised him for being handsome.

Eve: ... Hehe, do you want your forgiveness?

Eve, who was completely annoyed by Loki's "rogue" behavior, threw out the energy cannon and threw it directly at him. At the same time, she rolled on the spot and exited the predicament of being surrounded by enemies.

Looking at Loki with his back turned to her, Eve shot subconsciously, but when the energy passed through him, but Loki didn't respond, Eve was startled, and realized that she had been tricked by Loki.

That wasn't Loki at all, it was just a clone of him.

"Eve be careful!" Batman didn't dare to be distracted when he faced Loki. He threw out the bat dart directly, but Loki's scepter still hit Eve on the back.

I go!

Eve felt a huge impact on her back, and threw her whole body to the ground uncontrollably. Her first reaction was to roll, ignoring the back injury, and quickly moved away from Loki.

Looking at Bruce in Batman gear, Eve couldn't help frowning. She knew why Bruce did this, but he didn't think about it. This is New York, and it's still daytime. You dark knight from Gotham City is here Would it be too weird to appear?

Loki shifted his gaze from Eve to Batman. He was obviously not familiar with this Dark Knight of Gotham City. After all, he had never been to Gotham City before he came to Earth. The Avengers had the most, followed by the X Academy.

Well, he is only familiar with Professor Charles at X Academy.

Loki looked at Batman and said, "Are you from the Avengers too?"

Eve swears, after hearing what Loki said, Bruce's face felt as if he had eaten something dirty.

"It has nothing to do with you." Bruce seemed to have a deep and hoarse voice as soon as he became Batman, and it sounded really magnetic.

Seriously, for Loki, except for the Avengers, everyone on earth is regarded as ants by him, which is not worth remembering at all. Of course, the Avengers are also ants, but they are more aggressive ants That's all.

But Loki didn't expect that he was only imprisoned in Asgard for a period of time, and there were two more ants on the earth who dared to confront him?

Fun fun!

Loki held up the scepter and said with a smile: "My scepter has no effect on her, what about you?"

Batman looked at Loki, even though he was just an ordinary person, not even a mutant, but when facing Loki, the evil god, his attitude was still very calm, and he didn't even get angry when he despised him.

"You can try." Batman's mask only covers his face above his nose, and there is no cover below his nose. At this time, he is obviously expressionless, but let the evil god Loki feel his face. A hint of provocation.

When Loki heard this, he showed a smile, but in the next second he shot unexpectedly. Batman quickly dodged to the side, and a hole was instantly blasted out of his original position by Loki.

Woooooooc!

Eve said don't think that you are the only one who can blow up, her energy is copied from Annihilation, so even if she meets Loki, Eve is not afraid.

This is also the reason why Eve will not be affected by Loki's scepter. She is also a god, and the strength of Annihilation is higher than that of Loki. Ji, although it is not enough to hang him fancy, but it will not be so beaten by him that he has no power to fight back.

Knowing this fact, Eve felt confident. She looked at Loki proudly and said, "Loki, no matter what your purpose is for coming to Earth, you are not welcome on Earth. Don't think that you are in Asgard. If you can’t become a king, you can be domineering on our earth, and if you have the ability, go back to Asgard and be arrogant.”

"Looking for death!" Loki couldn't help but sneer after being poked in the sore foot by Eve, "Ants will always be ants, as long as I am willing to rule the earth..."

Before Loki finished speaking, Eve sneered: "Doesn't your face hurt? Have you forgotten the fact that you were stunned by Hulk?"

"Enough!" Loki's eyes were stained with anger, "I'm a god, you lowly ants!"

Eve smiled slightly at Loki: "Slightly slightly, punygod! (Weak God!)"

Rocky: ...

Bruce: ...

To be honest, if it wasn't because he was more familiar with Eve, Bruce would have wondered if the little girl had been dropped. Although Bruce had fought Eve before, she was brainwashed at that time, but he didn't expect that Yes, Eve's actions when she was not brainwashed are almost the same as when she was brainwashed——

Not only hands!

Still move your mouth!

Loki was almost not pissed off by Eve. In the same way, from Hulk at the beginning to Eve now, Loki was absolutely humiliated by himself: "Ant, you are courting death!"

As soon as Loki finished speaking, he heard rumbling thunder coming from outside. Eve glanced at Loki, whose expression was about to change, and was even more sure that he escaped. Immediately, he couldn't help laughing: "Your brother is here, why don't you run quickly?"

Loki pointed at Eve with the scepter, and said, "Do you think I'm afraid of Sol?"

Eve looked surprised: "Wow, aren't you afraid?" I don't know if Eve did it on purpose, but her expression was too exaggerated, which made Loki's nose crooked in anger. I heard her continue, "In that case, when your brother comes, you must not hug him and say 'brother, the two of them just bullied me qwq while you were away' Oh, Bambi. "

Bruce swore that after Eve finished speaking, Loki's face really looked like he had eaten something dirty. He glanced at Eve, and the little girl's usual mouth was not like this.

Eve didn't give Loki a chance to speak, and opened his mouth and shouted loudly: "Sol! Your brother is here! Here!!!!!!!"

Seeing that Loki was about to run, after Eve finished yelling, she didn't know if it was because her brain was a little lack of oxygen, so she flew directly towards Loki.

Loki didn't know if he was frightened by Eve's actions, but he also froze in place, so he was really thrown into his arms by Eve.

When Sol ran in with a sledgehammer, he saw the scene of his younger brother being thrown to the ground by a girl in the atrium, and he was a little speechless: "Loki, what are you...???"

what happened?

Eve turned her head, opened her mouth and said to Saul, "Your brother just played a hooligan!"

Thor: ...Meow meow?

Loki: ...I swear!I must kill this courtyard ant! ! !

Although the end of the trip was a bit imperfect due to the arrival of Rocky, at least there were no casualties, and neither she nor Bruce was injured, so overall it was good.

After coming out of the superhero exhibition hall, Eve and Sol took Loki back to the Avengers Building. As for Bruce, after changing his clothes, he went to find Alfred and Dick, because Loki was very observant. So Eve didn't dare to let Bruce appear, for fear that he would notice his identity.

So before leaving, he "called" Bruce and asked him to take Dick and Alfred to the Avengers Building.

Sitting in the car, Eve let Bumblebee drive by herself, then looked at Sol, and introduced herself, "Hello, I'm Eve, a new member of the Avengers."

"Oh, hello." Sol was embarrassed because his younger brother took advantage of the little girl just now. Hearing Eve's self-introduction, he quickly said, "I'm Thor."

I made it!

Silly hammer!

Eve couldn't help thinking in her heart, and then glanced at Loki who was sitting very well-behaved, secretly despised him for a while in her heart, and then asked: "I can know why Loki Are you coming to Earth again?"

One word is enough to show Eve's disgust. She has not forgotten who caused the New York War. He is good. He patted his ass and followed Sol back to Asgard, leaving the mess for the Avengers. It even forced them to leave.

"Um..." Saul was so embarrassed when he heard Eve's words that he didn't know how to answer, mainly because he really regarded her as a court girl who was taken advantage of by his brother, so when facing Eve , I always feel that I don't have enough confidence for his younger brother.

Seeing Sol like this, how can Eve not know what's going on?Immediately said very "considerately": "Okay, I understand."

Saul: ...what did the little girl understand?

Eve ignored Silly Hammer and his brother Silly Hammer, and was too lazy to talk to Loki, but to Sol, well, the little girl admitted that she was a little angry.

So they returned to the Avengers Building quietly all the way, because Eve called Tony and the others in advance, so they were not surprised to see Sol and Loki behind Eve.

Seeing his friends whom he hadn't seen for a long time, Sol laughed and stepped forward to hug them: "Hahahaha! Long time no see, my friend."

Eve glanced at Sol who was warmly greeting Tony and the others, and then glanced at Loki who was beside him. He looked at his brother as if he was looking at a staff.

Eve: ...these two brothers are really.

Because Tony was worried about Eve, he hugged Saul and let go. He came to Eve and asked, "Sweetheart, are you okay?"

Eve shook her head, opened her mouth and said, "I'm fine." She was indeed fine, except for a slap on the back by Loki.

Tony looked Eve up and down, and was relieved to see that she wasn't trying to be brave. He turned to look at Sol, and asked, "Sol, why is Loki coming to Earth again?"

That's right!

Even if Sol is a member of their Avengers, but to be honest, it is really difficult for them to have a love for the evil god Loki, and it is already a shame that they did not send him to the prison as soon as he came in. Save face to Saul.

"Ah..." Sol was still a little embarrassed just like before, "Loki... ran away when we weren't paying attention, but I caught up immediately after I found out."

indeed.

Eve nodded secretly from the side, and Thor and Loki arrived on Earth at about the same time, it was just that she had a fight with Loki.

"Sol." Natasha said aside, "If you Asgards can't lock Loki safely, I suggest you hand him over to us."

Whether it is the people of S.H.I.E.L.D. or the Avengers, they will never be soft on Loki.

Steve and the others didn't speak when they heard the news. In fact, the reason why Tony and Natasha were so aggressive was that they just met Eve after they knew that Loki had come to Earth.

Fortunately, Eve didn't have any accidents now, otherwise, let alone Tony and Natasha, Steve and the others couldn't possibly pretend that nothing happened.

Seeing this, Loki on the side couldn't help but mockingly said to Sol: "Brother, is this the atrium friend you've been thinking about in Asgard? What they're thinking about is probably how to lock up your brother."

"Loki!" Sol couldn't help frowning, and Eve, seeing that he was still trying to provoke the relationship between Sol and the Avengers at this time, couldn't help but rolled his eyes, and said, "I don't even think about who killed it. of?"

Loki turned his head to look at Eve, who raised his chin and said to him, relying on his own territory, "If you weren't Sol's younger brother, you would have been beaten to death [-] times, you know? Don't always Always! Always! Come to Earth, do you think you're Tom Hiddleston? Think you're popular?"

Wow!

Tony and the others couldn't help raising their eyebrows when they heard what Eve said. You must know that Sweetheart's personality is basically soft and cute, and she rarely shows her little paws to others, but now Didn't have any good looks for Loki.

Tony, who already knew that Eve is an invisible face control, was silently relieved. It seems that the little girl will not be misled by her beauty.

"You haven't asked for the compensation for the New York War. Did you bring any money to come to Earth so boldly? Do you think you can eat the overlord's meal if you are a god? Believe it or not, I will let Tony sort out the things you eat and drink for nothing on Earth. Post it on the Internet to let everyone know that you, Loki, an evil god, is actually a poor, shameless villain who only eats the king's meal!?"

Everyone in the Avengers Alliance: ... Well, I know why the little girl turned into a hedgehog all of a sudden. Is it because I feel sorry for them for taking the blame for Loki?

Tony put his arms around Eve's shoulders, and smiled at her, "Sweetheart, it's not in vain that I (we) love you so much."

I don't know if it's because I talked to Eve, or because the little girl finally (in bold) became an adult today, so even in front of other people, Tony no longer hides his feelings for Eve.

In this regard, Natasha and the others all said that today is Eve's birthday, and they don't want to see blood, but Sol, who just came back to the Avengers Building, didn't know the relationship between Tony and Eve. Hearing what Tony said, Natasha and the others didn't deny it, so they immediately "guessed" why Tony was targeting Loki.

Tony: ...Although I did target Bambi because of my sweetheart, why do you feel that what you want to express is not the same as what I think?

Thor didn't know what Tony was thinking, he thought of what happened in the superhero exhibition hall just now, and couldn't help but said to Tony: "Sorry, Tony, Rocky didn't know that Eve was your girlfriend, so... ..."

"Wait!" Tony interrupted Thor suddenly, and he asked, "You said Loki didn't know that Eve was my girlfriend? What's there to apologize for?"

Eve: ...Wait, shouldn't it be explained that they are not boyfriend and girlfriend? ?

Natasha and the others: ...Very well, the old driver is planning to get away! !

Tony turned his scrutiny to Loki, then turned to look at Sol, and asked, "What's going on? Sol!"

The reason why Tony asked Saul instead of Eve was also very simple, because he was worried that the little girl would make things worse, so he planned to compromise.

As for the reason for asking Saul, it is simpler. The IQ of Silly Hammer is obvious to all.

Eve: ...No, no, no, now I am reasonable, what am I afraid of?

Eve opened her mouth, wanting to speak, and then she only said a word to Tony, and was interrupted by him, "Honey, don't open your mouth, let Saul speak."

Natasha touched Eve's head, then looked up at Saul, she and Tony stood on the same front rarely.

"No, I..." Before Eve finished speaking, she was stunned by Natasha's smiling eyes, okay, okay, you can do whatever you want - Eve murmured secretly in her heart After saying a word, I wanted to ask Saul if he had a hammer?She is the party.

"Hmmm..." Facing the eyes of everyone in the Avengers, Thor said that he couldn't hold it anymore, but the fact was just as Eve thought, he was not the person involved, and he didn't know what happened at all.

So Sol could only tell Tony what he saw, "... Then Eve told me that Loki played hooligans to her..."

In fact, Sol doesn't believe that his younger brother is a hungry ghost, but Eve said it too confidently, and Batman, the only bystander, didn't deny it (no, Brucey Baby is completely dumbfounded), So no matter how much he didn't believe it, he told what he saw and what he knew without embellishing or concealing the facts.

But after finishing speaking, Sol still said a word for his younger brother, he said, "But I believe that Loki is not such a person, of course, I am not saying that Eve is lying, I mean... Will there be something in it? What is the misunderstanding?"

Hearing Thor's words, everyone in the Avengers Alliance silently relaxed their muscles and bones. They felt that although today is Eve's birthday, seeing blood is not a big deal, and maybe the next year will be prosperous fire.

"Sweetheart, you can talk now." Although Tony said this to Eve, his eyes were fixed on Loki. He had already asked Jarvis to prepare his steel suit.

"Can we talk?" Eve glanced at them, and Steve looked at her gently, and said, "Yes, Eve, tell the truth, you don't need to worry about anything."

"Of course I'm not worried." Eve expressed her attitude first, "This is the Avengers Building, and I'm surrounded by the Avengers. Am I afraid of a Loki? Chick."

Sam and Button glanced at Eve, who said, "Don't look at me like that, I wanted to talk just now, but you kept stopping me."

Tony:  …

Natasha:  …

Could it be that they guessed wrong?

"When Loki arrived at the exhibition hall, he wanted to do something to a mother and child, so I did it. He poked my chest with his scepter, and I slapped him."

This is the whole process of playing hooligans. "Later, I fought with him. Finally, when Sol was about to come, I saw that Loki was about to run away, so I threw him down in a hurry."

To be honest, Eve is limited by the thinking of ordinary people, otherwise she can use energy to restrain Loki. Of course, in this way, it is very likely that Loki will run away. Instead, he was stunned, and Eve succeeded.

After hearing Eve's words, everyone unanimously said: Beautiful fans!

But Tony and the others were also worried about a question, "Sweetheart, did you not react when he poked you with the scepter?"

Loki was slapped dizzy by Eve before, so he forgot about it. He remembered it on the way, but he naturally didn't ask about the reason for the discord with Eve. Now Eve They took the initiative to mention it, and Loki naturally pricked up his ears to listen.

It was enough to annoy him that his scepter had no effect on Iron Man before, but at least it was because his heart was different from ordinary people, so his scepter had no effect on him, but Eve...

To be honest, although Loki didn't touch it with his hands, even with a scepter he could feel that the opponent's situation was different from Iron Man's. She was just an ordinary person, and there was no problem with her heart.

So the question is, since this is the case, why is Eve not affected by his scepter?

It's very simple.

Eve glanced at Loki, who was obviously pricking up his ears to eavesdrop, and smiled wickedly. She said to Natasha and the others, "Have you forgotten that my situation is different from ordinary people?"

Eve spoke cryptically, but Natasha and the others still understood. Indeed, the little girl is a mutant, but not a complete mutant. At least she is a mutant, but the mutant suppressor has lost its effect on her. .

Because of the energy left by annihilation in her body, she was able to completely resist Loki's scepter.

Seriously, when the little girl called back to say that she met Loki, everyone in the Avengers was really sweating. You must know that Eve had a previous record of being brainwashed, okay?Loki is not a clown. The clown simply wants to cause trouble for Batman, and Loki really wants to rule the earth. If he is really allowed to control Eve, the consequences will be unimaginable.

It's a pity that Natasha and the others understood, but the brothers in Asgard were at a loss. After all, neither of them knew Eve's situation, but even if Loki didn't know, he wouldn't ask, because He thinks this is a bit low.

As for Saul?

Oh, he doesn't care if it's low or not, if he doesn't understand, he just asks: "What charades are you playing?"

"Obviously, brother, they have something to hide from you." Loki pulled a fake smile from the side, and said to Sol, "It seems that your so-called friends in the courtyard don't regard you as one of their own. .”

"His mouth is really annoying." Eve said, "Are there mutants in this world who get what they want? Can he make a wish so that Loki will never be able to speak false and provocative words?"

Loki: ... Is this woman in the atrium really not afraid of death?

Hearing Eve's words, the others couldn't help laughing. You must know that the most powerful thing about Loki is his "silver tongue". If what Eve said is true, Loki will be half useless okay?

Eve: ...It's good to waste half of it.

"Miss Eve." Jarvis said suddenly, "The Avengers Building just received a courier for you."

express delivery?

Eve blinked, who will deliver the courier to her?

"It was sent from Gotham." Jarvis added, "The sender said that you should sign for it yourself."

Gotham?

Hearing the sensitive city name, the people present couldn't help but glance at each other. Tony asked Jarvis, "Have you scanned it?"

"Sir, it has already been scanned, and it is not a dangerous item." Jarvis responded. If it wasn't because it was sent from Gotham City, maybe Jarvis would not have said it so emphatically.

"Someone send it up." Tony said, and then looked at Eve, "Sweetheart, do you know anyone else in Gotham?"

Eve shook her head quickly, and said, "No, the ones I'm most familiar with are Bruce and the others."

But obviously, this courier could not be delivered by Bruce. After all, their family is here today, so how could it be possible for the courier to deliver gifts inexplicably?

unless……

Eve glanced at Tony and the others. The latter thought of the same person as her, but they were not sure yet.

After the staff delivered the courier, Eve took a look. It was a big gift box, which was very beautifully packaged. After Eve tore off the wrapping paper, a clown was drawn on it. It was old, ugly and Not happy version.

Eve's expression froze for a moment.

is the clown.

"Sweetheart?" Tony looked at Eve, who came back to his senses, shook his head, and said, "It's nothing, I'm just curious about why the clown would send something here."

What is even more curious is what he sent here.

"Eve, why don't we open it for you?" Sam on the side said. He always felt that there was nothing good inside. You must know that the clown has many tricks, and there are many heresy things. If it is poisonous gas when you open it, then Eve is definitely the first to suffer, okay?

"No need." Eve shook her head and said with a smile, "Didn't Jarvis say there's no problem?"

As she spoke, Eve reached out and opened the gift box. There was indeed nothing weird inside, but a tight black uniform with a card on it——

Happy birthday, my master!

By: J

Eve: ...

Tony's complexion was not very good, apparently he remembered what the clown had said to Eve in Gotham City.

After Eve picked up Batman's equipment, she realized that she couldn't wear it at all. At that time, the clown said to Eve—it's okay, I'll prepare a more cool set of equipment for you.

Obviously, the clown is realizing what he said to Eve back then.

Others who didn't know the inside story glanced at Eve, then at the black uniform in her hand, Sam cleared his throat, and said, "It doesn't matter who gave it to me, this uniform is pretty cool."

Isn't it, it's even cooler than the uniform worn by Natasha, and this set of equipment looks like black technology.

In addition to the black uniform, there is also a car key, with a photo pressed inside the car key, which shows a black modified car.

"Wow." Barton and the others had to admit that although the clown has some brain problems, he is still very good at coaxing girls.

To be honest, Eve has complicated and contradictory feelings towards the clown, because he was the one who brainwashed her again, but during her brainwashing period, he accommodated her everywhere, she said she had no money to spend, and he went to Robbing a bank, she said it was cool to use a card, so he asked someone to apply for a card, and she cut her hair like a dog, and he helped her tidy it up with his own hands.

She wants to wear a cool tight uniform, he takes her to buy it, she is despised and ridiculed by "partners", he is on her side...

Now he still remembers what he said to her back then, and sent her this gift on her birthday.

Eve lowered her eyes slightly, her expression a little complicated.

When Bruce and his group arrived, they saw the gift box in front of Eve, and Dick came over curiously: "Hey, miss, is this your uniform? It's similar to Bruce's."

Bruce noticed the clown pattern at a glance, and couldn't help looking at Eve. The latter was really moved, but when he saw the thick breast pads in this uniform...

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Ahhh, clown, let's fight!

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