[Zhongyingmei] Girls' interdimensional daily life

In the living room on the second floor of Apartment 221B Baker Street, Sherlock sat on his exclusive sofa, put his palms together under his chin, and scanned Eve like an X-ray.

Seeing that Sherlock was about to speak, Eve, who was familiar with his urination, hurriedly said, "Yes, yes, it's me, and I'm the one sent to protect you."

Sherlock: ...

Watson: ...

Sherlock is purely because of Eve's repeated tricks, while Watson is purely because of Eve's words.

"Um..." Watson couldn't help touching his nose, and said to Eve, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend, but you just said that you are here to protect Sherlock?"

Are you kidding?

Although Watson didn't ask this sentence, his expression had already completely written what he wanted to say.

"John." Sherlock said, "I've already told you, don't judge a person's danger level by his appearance and age. This young and harmless girl in front of you can easily It's easy to kill a big killer in the street with bare hands."

Hearing Sherlock's words, Watson's expression was as if he had seen a ghost, and he looked at Eve with unbelievable eyes mixed with some unspeakable complex emotions.

Oh, to put it simply, it's a feeling that the three views have been destroyed.

On the one hand, Watson has great confidence in Sherlock's ability. After all, his reasoning and observation rarely make mistakes. The big killers are set together.

People are a little bit broken.

"John, put away that stupid expression on your face, she is a mutant, not the same as the human being you understand."

Wow.

Mutant?

When Watson heard Sherlock's words, he subconsciously glanced at Eve. He was very used to this roommate's poisonous tongue, and now his attention was completely attracted by Eve's mutant status.

but……

Watson couldn't help thinking to himself, this doesn't look like a mutant. After all, Eve's appearance looks so normal, how can she look like a mutant?

"Sorry." Realizing that he had been looking at Eve for a long time, in order to avoid making the other person feel uncomfortable, Watson said apologetically, "This is the first time I've seen a mutant, hmmm I mean this is amazing gone."

"Haha." Eve smiled and waved her hands, and said, "It's okay, I really don't look like a mutant, right? Many people have said so."

Hearing that Eve didn't mind, Watson heaved a sigh of relief, smiled and extended his hand to her, and said, "Hi, let's meet formally. I'm John Watson, Sherlock's roommate and colleague."

Sherlock helped catch the worms and said, "Correction, we are friends."

Upon hearing this, Watson shrugged his shoulders at Eve and made a helpless expression.

Eve smiled at Watson, shook hands with him and said, "Hello, Dr. Watson, I have admired your name for a long time." After all, this is the man (beside) the great detective Sherlock Holmes, "I am Eve, next During this period of time, I will protect you until the end of the mission, and I hope we can get along happily in the next period of time."

"I believe it's not difficult." Watson smiled, thinking that Sherlock would have a hard time saying, "You can call me John."

Eve smiled and made an OK gesture: "Okay, John, you can call me Eve too."

Detective Sherlock was not interested in the friendly meeting between the two goldfishes. He said, "I thought the Avengers only dealt with aliens? When did they cooperate with the British government?"

Eve blinked, thinking she wanted to know too.

Sherlock's eyes fell on Eve: "Hmmm, so Mycroft and Stark are cooperating? According to Stark's character, he won't lend people out easily."

"Oh." Sherlock frowned, "Are you the mysterious girl who made trouble with the clown in Gotham last time?"

Eve: ... Meow meow?Where did you draw the conclusion?

Watson: ... Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?What mystery girl?

"The clown? The clown of Gotham City?" Although Watson lives in London, England, he has some knowledge of the legends of Gotham City. After all, Gotham City has Batman, and Watson is quite interested in superheroes. .

But Watson never expected that Eve's name would be associated with Gotham's notorious clown.

"It can be seen from your expression that what I said is true?" Sherlock looked at Eve. Although the latter already knew about his perverted powers of observation, but...

Wouldn't this be a little too perverted?

Eve couldn't help but asked, "It's true, but I want to know, Mr. Holmes, where did you find out?"

Eve said that she just wanted to kneel down to him with a plop, okay?

"Obviously." It's just strange that Sherlock didn't make a long speech, but shut up after saying this sentence.

Eve: ...It's tempting to be struck by lightning qwq.

Watson: ...Ou is not at all like the Sherlock he knew.

Of course, Sherlock didn't deliberately hold back, but he suddenly thought of the reason why Eve came here, and maybe he could use this to make a deal with Mycroft.

Eve couldn't help but asked, "Then what? Mr. Holmes?"

Obviously, isn't it followed by a series of analysis and speculation?

"No then." Sherlock glanced at Eve, and then said, "It's just that I haven't seen you for a while, has your IQ dropped to the Mariana Trench?"

Eve couldn't help puffing her cheeks, what is the Mariana Trench?She said: "Mr. Holmes, if you find someone who is not good at geography, he will definitely not know that you are saying that he has a low IQ."

After all, if you want to talk about Mount Everest, others will know it, because it is the highest peak in the world, but if you want to talk about the Mariana Trench, others may not know that it is the deepest trench on earth.

Sherlock: ...you know that's why I have to praise you for being smart now?

Sherlock glanced at Eve speechlessly, and felt that there was a big problem with the little girl's brain circuit.

In fact, it's not that Eve's brain circuits are so strange. In fact, she just understands that there is a big gap between her IQ and the great detective Sherlock, and Sherlock is notorious for his poisonous tongue. Fu decided that all the sarcastic words he said would go in one ear and out the other.

Comparing with him?

IQ should get his share.

For example, the British government Mycroft, or Napoleon Moriarty in the criminal world, as well as Marvel’s Mr. Stark, Dr. Banner, etc., or DC’s Baby Brucey or something.

As for her, Eve, who is very self-aware, thinks it’s okay, she just puts herself in Watson’s place, oh, Eve thinks this is not hurting Watson, but that she should learn Dr. Watson's generosity and tolerance.

Wouldn't it be good to treat the great detective Sherlock as a big bear child?

In the bottom of her heart, Eve persuaded herself in this way, but it turned out that she was really too sweet, but this is something for later, let's not mention it for now, the problem Eve needs to face now is: these "corpses" in front of me should be How to deal with it?

Eve looked up at Sherlock, and asked, "Mr. Holmes, what should these people do? Should they be handed over to the Scotland Yard police or Mr. Holmes?"

Sherlock did not answer Eve's question, but suddenly glanced at her: "You are a mutant."

Eh?

Eve blinked, nodded, and said, "That's right."

"Do you have telepathy?"

"Ah." Eve nodded hesitantly, but said, "A little bit, my main focus is the ability of mind control."

Eve seldom tried Brain Man, except for Annihilation and Old Will, she rarely tried it, because she felt that she was still a newcomer, and it would be really fun if something happened to Brain.

Sherlock's eyes lit up. As for what Eve said later, he had already ignored it. Since Eve entered this hall, it was the first time she saw such an excited and vivid expression on Sherlock's face.

Eve suddenly had an ominous premonition, and hurriedly said before Sherlock said, "Hey, but I can't fool people casually."

After all, she was not familiar with the business.

"Oh, don't be so rigid." Sherlock began to encourage Eve, "You have a golden mountain but don't know how to dig it. Think about it, if you use this ability directly on them, how much time can we save?"

"...How many more people can be saved?"

Eve: ...Don't think that I don't know that you added the last sentence because you added it on purpose. After all, this sentence doesn't fit your personality at all, okay?

and also……

"Mr. Holmes, don't bully me for being a goldfish. If the situation is really that serious, just don't worry. John didn't respond."

After all, compared to Sherlock, a high-functioning anti-social personality detective, Dr. Watson is much more kind and patriotic, okay?

"Oh, don't say that John doesn't know the origins of these people. If he really doesn't know, he will definitely blow up with you now."

"Hey, Eve." John, who was watching the fun from the sidelines, couldn't help expressing his dissatisfaction when he heard Eve's description of himself. What the hell is fried hair?

Eve smiled at Watson without much apology: "Okay, I'm in a hurry."

In fact, Eve thinks that the description of fried hair is definitely very appropriate.

Hearing Eve's words, Sherlock looked at him with a little dissatisfaction. He was not smart when he should be smart, and his head turned so fast when he shouldn't be smart.

"I don't need a disobedient bodyguard."

Eve: ...Oh, the person I need to protect seems to be very obedient.

【Disgusting face.jpg】

Eve sighed and said, "I also want a super obedient protector."

"puff."

When Watson heard Eve's words, he couldn't help but burst out laughing immediately. Facing Sherlock's cold gaze, he apologized without much sincerity: "Okay, sorry, you continue."

But Watson turned his head and said silently to Eve, "I'm afraid this wish will be difficult to realize."

After all, as Sherlock's roommate and assistant, Watson is very aware of how destructive and willful this real brat is.

My younger brother accuses the worrying Mycroft: ...

Greg, always asking for help:  …

Scotland Yard sprayed with venom:  …

We all really have a lot in common.

"John." Sherlock looked at Eve and Watson who were self-contained, and couldn't help but said, "Don't think I didn't see your little moves."

Watson spread his arms and shoulders indifferently (in fear), and Eve said, "Anyway, I just need to protect the safety of you and John, Mr. Holmes."

As for other things that violate the principle, she will not do it.

Hearing Eve's words, Sherlock smirked at her. The latter couldn't help shivering a bit when she saw this, feeling as if she had planted a flag.

Those "corpses" were finally handed over to the British government. It was only later that Eve learned that Sherlock wanted to get information before McCoff, so he deliberately confused the agents sent by McCoff, and let him These people came to kill him.

Eve: ...Mr. Holmes is really comparable to Mr. Stark when he looks up.

But no matter what, Eve ended up living in the 221B apartment on Baker Street. She couldn't just quit because the object of protection was too bearish, right?More importantly, how to say Sherlock also saved her.

Oh, it was that time when Ward was publicly opened in the mall.

Both Watson and the landlady, Mrs. Hudson, were very happy to welcome Eve into apartment 221B Baker Street.

The former is because they know that Eve is a good cook, while the latter simply thinks that her apartment needs a cute and beautiful female tenant to accompany her to make desserts.

But what makes Watson feel strange is that even if they welcome Eve, Sherlock also welcomes Eve's arrival?

Ahem, of course, this is not to say that Watson has any opinion on Eve, but that Sherlock expressed strong resistance to the fact that McCoff wanted to send someone over to protect him at the beginning, why now? But also changed your mind?

When Watson saw Sherlock nodding and agreeing to let Eve stay, he wondered if he had been dropped.

——Could it be that Sherlock is the mustard greens in October?

It is not without reason that Watson made such a guess. After all, although Eve is not a sexy and hot beauty, she is indeed a delicate and beautiful little beauty. It's just that after this idea turned around in his mind, He was shot flying by his pia.

Because Watson knows very well who Sherlock is. He is a man who is determined to spend his whole life working with him. He is still an older virgin. It is not so much that Eve is beautiful that attracts him, but that there is something interesting about her. Somewhere or something attracted Sherlock.

It has to be said that Watson really knows Sherlock very well. After hearing his question, Sherlock gave his good friend an appreciative look: "John, your little head is finally not empty."

One of the most important reasons why Sherlock welcomes Eve so much is that he is indeed interested in Eve. Of course, there are other reasons. Well, for another example, Eve's IQ and personality are within the acceptable range of Sherlock.

If Sherlock had to express his dissatisfaction with Eve, it would be possible, for example, she was cowardly, and the little girl's brain circuit was so clear.

Eve's innocent face: ... Blame me?

Eve said that if her brain circuit is unclear, how could she continue to live in peace with Sherlock?

Regarding Eve's sticking to the principle and not helping him with his brain, Sherlock gave her a brutal 360-degree education, starting from all aspects, and even rising to the level of saving the human beings in the human world, in order to let Eve I deeply thought how fucked up it was for me to stick to those principles.

Watson, who was watching everything from the sidelines: ... Wow, Eve is so pitiful. He thinks that Sherlock is just following Eve simply because he is bored and has no fun.

If you were a person with a little bit of self-esteem, or a weaker mental capacity, not to mention being irritated and furious by Sherlock's machine-gun-like tirade, at least he would be embarrassed to the point of embarrassment.

But Eve, the person concerned, managed to...

Asleep zzzz~

Sherlock: ...

Watson: ...

"Pfft." Watson glanced at the little girl who was sleeping soundly on the sofa, then at Sherlock, whose face was a little dark, and said silently that he could already foresee the future, at least when Eve stayed During this period of time in apartment 221B, the chances of making Sherlock stunned and jumping like this will definitely not be less.

Looking at the little girl who was sleeping soundly, Sherlock took a few deep breaths silently, finally lowered his voice but still gritted his teeth and said to Watson: "I regret it!"

He shouldn't have accepted Eve to live in.

Sherlock found that Eve was different from the little girls he had met and known before. Indeed, where can a person who walks this unusual path when they meet for the first time be normal?

but……

"It's useless to regret, Sherlock." Watson said to Sherlock with a smile, "And I don't think Eve did anything wrong. Maybe there are some rules among their mutants? After all, if you can enter other people's brains casually, you know It's really scary what other people are thinking."

Watson said that it is better to have some principles, after all, no one wants all their thoughts to be exposed to the sun.

"Use necessary means when necessary." Sherlock glanced at Eve, who was curled up on the sofa, and suddenly said to Watson, "Where's your computer?"

"In the room." Watson responded casually, and then said, "I won't put it in the living room again."

For a person who uses other people's computers without authorization and is proud that he can crack his password in less than a minute, Watson said that he can just throw a bunch of Xiangxiang at him.

Sherlock looked indifferent, and said: "In this case, help me take out the computer in my room."

Watson: what the fuck?

Are you taking it for granted?

Watson looked at Sherlock with sharp eyes, hoping that he could understand what he meant, but it was a pity that Sherlock not only "did not" understand Watson's meaning, but put on a look of "why don't you hurry up?" " expression.

Watson: ...Me!I really owe you tm in my previous life!

The good old man Watson, who looked disgusted and complained, finally went to Sherlock's room honestly and helped him take out the laptop.

When taking out the laptop, Watson was still thinking in his heart, why on earth was he eaten to death by Sherlock?Is it really the reason why there is such a big gap in IQ?

Well, Watson convinced himself from the bottom of his heart that God is fair. Since Sherlock has been given such a high IQ, don't expect him to have a high EQ. Since he also said that he is his friend, So forget it.

The good old Watson thought so a second before handing the laptop to Sherlock, but the next second he wanted to curse.

Because after Sherlock asked him to take out the laptop, he put it aside... aside...

"Don't you want to use it?" Watson asked.

"Oh, no need now." Sherlock clasped his hands together under his chin, thinking calmly.

Watson: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻I have something to say!!!

Of course Eve didn't know that Sherlock was angry again, and Hua Hua was so angry that she wanted to draw out a 40-meter long knife to fight him on the spot. At this moment, she shrank her legs slightly and shrank herself into the coat in.

At this time, it seemed the advantage of being small. As long as she shrank her legs, a men's coat could completely cover her.

Although Eve came to protect Sherlock and Watson, she still had to go through the procedures that should be followed on the surface, such as going to the university where she was an exchange student to go through the formalities.

Although the Avengers only sent Eve over alone, it does not mean that Sherlock and Watson are protected by Eve alone, so it is not a big deal for her to go out to school strictly. After all, there are 007 and a group of agents behind the scenes.

But regarding Sherlock's bear attributes, Eve thought about it, and said to Watson before leaving the house: "John, if you need me in any danger, remember to call me and give me the address by the way."

Although Watson didn't quite understand what Eve meant, after all he didn't know what her abilities were, but since she said so, Watson naturally nodded in agreement.

"Okay." Watson nodded, but seeing Eve going out alone, he still couldn't help asking, "Are you sure you don't need us to see you off?"

It is not without reason that Watson asked this question. After all, Eve came to London for the first time.

Sherlock at the dining table didn't know if it was because of getting angry, but he was sitting there with a straight face, and when he heard Watson's words, he snorted lightly and said, "John, have you forgotten where she came from? The earrings on her ears are Stark's finished product, and there is an unusual yellow Camaro outside the door."

You must know that Tony Stark is a genius, and he has produced a lot of black technology products, so Watson understood what Sherlock meant at once, but what does the unusual yellow Camaro mean?

Isn't the Camaro a sports car?

What else is common and not common?

Hearing Sherlock's words, Eve smiled and reached out to touch her earrings: "Mini Jia, say hello to the two gentlemen."

"Mr. Holmes, Mr. Watson, good morning both of you." The elegant British accent sounded, Sherlock adapted well, but Watson, although he knew the other party was AI, he still said, "Good morning."

"Mr. Holmes said..." Before Eve finished speaking, she heard Sherlock say, "Sherlock."

Ok?

Eve looked over, and Watson on the side explained, "What Sherlock means is that you can call him by his name, and there is no need to always address him as Mr. Holmes."

"Okay." Eve nodded, "The Camaro that Sherlock mentioned is the means of transportation Mr. Stark and the others gave me in London. His name is Bumblebee."

Watson, who still didn't know that Bumblebee was a robot, heard Eve call "he" instead of "it", and didn't think much about it. He just regarded this as the childlike innocence of the little girl's family.

For example, the Barbie doll in the little girl's house is always "she" rather than "it", isn't it?

"But Eve, do you have a driver's license?"

"Of course." Eve said without blinking.

"Lying." Sherlock saw through Eve's lie at a glance, "The Avengers also make false testimony?"

Seeing the disapproval expression on Watson's face, Eve glared at Sherlock who gave her a smirk, and then said quickly: "My time is almost up, so I'll go first, see you later, bye. "

As soon as she finished speaking, Eve couldn't wait to turn around and leave. Sherlock didn't respond, but Watson was worried that something would happen to Eve when she drove with a false certificate.

"Come on, John, put away your unnecessary worries." Sherlock took a sip of black coffee, and then said, "I just said, her car is not an ordinary Camaro."

Watson: ...can you speak human language?

Eve, who had just left the house, saw a yellow Camaro parked at the door, and Bumblebee blinked the headlights as a greeting to Eve.

"Good morning, Bumblebee." Eve got into the car and touched Bumblebee's steering wheel, "Let's go to school."

"Okay, no problem." After Bumblebee told Eve to fasten her seat belt, she drove away automatically.

The bumblebee was sent by Tony, in order to give Eve an extra helper and means of transportation.

"How about it, Little Bee, is there anything you're not used to here?" Eve felt that self-driving vehicles would be a blessing for people like her who can't drive.

"No, I'm fine, Eve." Bumblebee said to Eve while driving, "But Eve, I found that there seemed to be a lot of people secretly watching me on that street, and I obviously came here at night."

Although the Hornet can drive itself, if there is no one in the car, it is also very scary to drive an empty car, okay?

In order not to cause panic, Bumblebee entered Baker Street in the middle of the night, but he found that there were always people secretly watching him and trying to sneak up on him. Scared away, he didn't know how much he would be taken advantage of.

Hearing Bumblebee's words, the corners of Eve's mouth twitched. You must know that my brother-in-law McCoff has set up cameras all over Baker Street, so even if Bumblebee came here in the middle of the night to avoid causing panic, those agents He had already seen through his disguise.

"Maybe they think you are beautiful." Eve opened her eyes and said nonsense, "That's why they want to touch you."

Hearing Eve's words, Bumblebee felt that the hood of his car was a little hot, and the windshield wiper swung twice: "Really?"

Eve, who didn't feel guilty about lying to the children at all, nodded and said, "Yes."

So Eve felt that the bumblebee was driving a lot faster, which led to her arriving at the school very quickly.

After getting out of the car, Eve touched Bumblebee's rearview mirror: "Little bee, stay here obediently, I'll ask Mini Jia to chat with you."

"Okay." Bumblebee responded to Eve obediently, "I will be thinking of you here and waiting for your return."

Eve: ...Wait, Bumblebee, are you channeling again?

"...Woo..." But before Eve could say anything, something went wrong with Bumblebee's vocal system, and she froze for a moment, "Little bee, are you alright?"

Stark's technology can't be that bad.

In fact, it's not that Tony's technique is poor and he didn't help Bumblebee fix his pronunciation system, but...

"Miss, don't worry, I just temporarily blocked Bumblebee's vocal system. My husband said that if he teases you, let me block his vocal system." Mini Jia explained to Eve solemnly.

After hearing Mini Jia's explanation, Eve: ...

Eve, who didn't know what to say, looked a little dazed, should she praise him for his foresight?Or should he laugh at him for eating vinegar from robots?

Just when Eve was a little dumbfounded, a male voice came from behind: "Eve?"

Eve quickly came to her senses, and when she turned around, she saw the handsome Edward standing behind her with a smile on his face. Seeing her turn around, the smile on her face deepened, "Hi, long time no see."

Ah!

Eve blinked her eyes, her first reaction was to switch the Chinese channel ＿(：зゝ∠)＿

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