[Zhongyingmei] Girls' interdimensional daily life

How could the clown be with Eve?

Ok.

This is a good question.

Just imagine that one morning when you wake up, you find that there is another person in your bed, a villain who has taken your first kiss, his brain circuit is obviously abnormal, and he is wearing a clown outfit...

Eve: ...what can I do?I'm also desperate qwq.

God knows how the clown ended up in London?And how did he escape the eyes of so many agents and sneak into apartment 221B Baker Street?He got into her room so smoothly and reportedly observed her sleeping face for nearly 10 minutes?

Eve recalled the situation at that time, silently glanced at the clown who was very close to her, and still felt a little broken in her heart.

Back to this morning, Eve woke up and just opened her eyes when she saw a clown with a painted face lying on her bed and staring at her. Eve's reaction at that time...

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Oh my god, I almost peed in fright, okay?

In extreme fright, Eve went up and punched the clown.

Clown: ...oh day.

Do you know that Eve is not in a brainwashed state now?She even dared to ask the clown to cut her hair when she was in a brainwashed state, now?

After fully waking up, Eve almost cried in fright qwq.

"Ugly Lord, he... came to tell me that he and Moriarty worked together... ahem, and cooperated." Amid the clown's smile, Eve changed her words silently, "He knew that Moriarty was looking for him The reason for the cooperation is the USB flash drive in his hand, but Mr. Ugly said, he is so handsome, so he shouldn’t cooperate with that gay guy in Moriarty, if he accidentally covets his prosperous beauty what to do?"

The clown who was beautified by the prosperous age: ...

The gay Moriarty in Really Gay: ...

The true, indescribable Avengers: ...

The person on the other side of the phone was silent (in fact, the clown at the scene was also very silent), but Eve didn’t feel anything, because the highest level of flattery is to make yourself believe that the flattery you are flattering comes from the heart Meaningful.

Natasha thought about the clown's usual makeup, and then thought about Professor Charles, who was really beautiful in a prosperous age. She suddenly wondered if Eve was threatened by the clown?

Clown: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Who the hell would threaten her to say such disgusting things? The ugly man never conquered the world because of his good looks!?

"Honey, so you mean that the clown didn't cooperate with Moriarty?" Natasha asked.

"Cooperation." Eve said, "But he didn't give the real USB flash drive to Moriarty, but gave him a small gift."

"Then where is that USB drive now?" Tony was more concerned about this point, it was like a ticking time bomb, not to mention that this ticking bomb was still in the hands of someone like the clown.

"...Actually, I know why you asked me to come to London to protect Sherlock." Eve didn't answer Tony's question, but suddenly brought up such a topic, "It's because Bucky is going to have a public trial, and you are afraid that I will be judged at the same time." Court-martialed, so you guess I was sent to London on a mission?"

Although Eve is a little bit cowardly, and her IQ is not so high as to make people complain, it doesn't mean she didn't notice other people's emotions. Tony and the others said it simply, but her matter couldn't be solved so simply.

What's more, Tony and the others know that she is being controlled and how she is. Do people in the US government know?To them, she might also be like a ticking time bomb, the stronger her ability, the more harmful she might be.

"Actually, I've already approached Director Nick." Eve continued without waiting for Tony and the others to speak, "And the USB flash drive was on my birthday, and the clown put it in a birthday present and gave it to me."

In fact, the clown told Eve in the morning that if she hadn't accepted the gift he delivered, the courier would have sent the contents of the USB flash drive to the Internet according to his request.

Eve: ... Clown Papa, you can do it.

"I know that you are protecting me, but I will not shirk my responsibilities."

When Eve did this, she was indeed afraid. With Tony and the others trying their best to cover it up, she could continue to live as if she didn't know anything. Even if something happened one day, she could still pretend that she didn't know anything.

But just as Professor Charles and the others believed in her so much, Eve couldn't pass her own test. To put it bluntly, it is better to surrender than to be arrested, and the U disk is in the hands of the clown. Who knows what the big brother is doing. Will he cheat her sometime?

Instead of this, how about she take the lead in taking the responsibility she should bear?

Hearing what Eve said, Tony's first reaction was: "Sweetheart, Fury didn't ask you to do anything, did he?"

You must know that the director of the black stewed egg is very shrewd, and Eve sent it to the door stupidly, maybe he will be fooled by him and sign some unequal treaty in a daze.

"No." Eve shook her head, "The director just asked me to continue to stay in the Avengers in the form of serving the society, and I have to do missions for S.H.I.E.L.D. when necessary."

This is also the reason why Nick kindly arranged for Eve to be an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. when she came to London for a mission. Completely included in the S.H.I.E.L.D. archives.

Hearing Eve's words, Tony glanced at Bucky and asked, "Do you need to serve both the Avengers and S.H.I.E.L.D.?"

Bucky shook his head.

So everyone present knew that the little girl was tricked by Nick.

Eve didn't care, she said, "It's okay, it's clearly written in the contract, if S.H.I.E.L.D. asks me to do missions, they have to pay."

Hey, Eve said that she is not that big detective who is stupid and doesn't charge people for work.

Everyone in the Avengers: ...I really can't bear to tell this silly girl that although S.H.I.E.L.D. will pay, if any public property is damaged during missions, most of them have to pay for the war damage compensation out of their own pockets.

Natasha and Barton: ... Otherwise why do you think they live in the Avengers Building?Save rent [don't believe it:)

Tony silently asked Jarvis to set up an account to be used as a fund for compensation for damage to public property when Eve sent missions to S.H.I.E.L.D.

Oh, there's no need to let that silly girl know about this. I'm really worried that when she finds out about it, she will be tied up in order to ensure that she will not be compensated when she finds out about the mission to SHIELD.

Anyway, to Tony, money is just a pile of paper.

Oh, let’s get down to business, Steve asked in a deep voice: "Mr. J, are you really planning to cooperate with us? Can I ask why?"

No wonder Steve was vigilant. After all, the clown has a special identity and everyone knows how crazy he is. He has not forgotten what happened on the roof of the central building in Gotham City.

"Oh, this is the Captain America of the American spirit, right?" The clown laughed, "Whether I want to cooperate with you, believe it or not is up to you, anyway, whether I'm telling the truth or a lie, you can decide Do you understand?"

Everyone: ...That's true, you can't argue with a psychopath, right?

Seeing that the clown started to twitch again, Eve quickly grabbed the phone and said, "I believe it, what reason does the ugly man have to lie? He doesn't like to play with superheroes in New York. His true love is Batman. "

"No." The clown approached Eve, "Master, maybe my true love is you?"

Eve: ...If it's brainwashed, I still have some credibility.

"Don't worry, have you forgotten my ability? And there is Sherlock." This great detective's ability to read people's hearts is simply not too strong, okay?

One of them is capable of writing (Sherlock), the other is capable of martial arts (Eve), and are they afraid that a clown will play them around?

Hearing what Eve said, the Avengers could only believe it temporarily, but even so, after hanging up the phone, Tony still called Deadpool.

They have to stay in New York to prepare for the war for the time being, and they can't get away to London, but Deadpool can.

Since Eve went to London, the mercenary has also left. Before leaving, he still hugged Eve and said crookedly that he was going to do a few votes and earn some money to buy lipstick and bags for sweetheart. buy something.

Seeing it, Tony wanted to take money and smash him to death, and then snatch Eve back.

Although Tony still dislikes Deadpool, he dare not take it lightly when it concerns Eve.

"Hello? This is Deadpool's special line. May I ask what service you need? If you want to find brother to work, please press 1. If you want to borrow money and want to be fucked to urge brother to pay back the money, you can hang up directly."

Hearing Deadpool's words, Tony couldn't help but rolled his eyes: "It's me."

"Wow." I don't know if I was frightened by the fact that Tony took the initiative to call him. Deadpool was accidentally shot, and cursed while holding his mobile phone, "Can you show some face? Not only coveted Brother’s chrysanthemum, you still think that you can’t get it and you don’t want others to get it? Brother warns you, not only the big dick belongs to sweetheart, but also the small chrysanthemum belongs to sweetheart, you just give up..."

Tony:  …

Things were getting worse and worse, with various news posts against Sherlock, and everything was going as they knew it.

There are two videos circulating on the Internet, spanning as long as ten years, and the protagonists of the two videos are the same person——

One is young Eve on a mission for Hydra.

One is the adult Eve who has been brainwashed to do evil together with the clown.

After the two videos spread, Eve and the Hydra organization could be regarded as tied together, and they couldn't be torn apart.

Of course, Moriarty's target is not Eve, so he released these two videos only to prove from the side that Eve is a Hydra person, and Sherlock (and the people behind him who have close contact with Eve) McCoff) is also inseparable from the terrorist organization Hydra.

Hydra: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Fuck you! They didn’t reach the UK at all, okay!? Stop buttoning your hats!

British government: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Fuck you! Are we as useless as S.H.I.E.L.D.? It’s become a Hydra hotbed without even noticing it!? We don’t take the blame!

S.H.I.E.L.D.: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Both of the above are going to die!!!

"Aren't you worried?" The clown glanced at Eve. To be honest, it was rare for him to have such a leisurely and ordinary life.

There is actually a big difference between the brainwashed Eve and the sober Eve. As Eve said, the clown still likes the brainwashed Eve, and the current Eve is too weak.

Seeing Eve now, the clown couldn't help but think of the Bat Boy in Gotham City.

The clown has always thought that the sick person is Batman, and he even tried to save a city of sin, which is simply ridiculous, and Eve is the same now.

But the strange thing is...

This silly girl is so cute sometimes.

"What are you worried about?" Eve glanced at the clown. She couldn't understand the complex emotions in his eyes, but she didn't have much fear. She said, "In the past, the dean's mother told me something, she said , when you don’t want to see, you can always walk on the road you want to go.”

To put it simply, it is not to influence your thoughts because of other people's opinions. Eve knows that there must be a lot of insults and condemnations on the Internet. She can't be firm, so all she can do is not to watch In no mood.

"Hypocrisy." The clown sneered, and then said, "You are afraid that you will change your mind after reading those vicious remarks, aren't you?"

"Actually you are so stupid to do this. Human beings will never remember how many good deeds you have done, they will only remember the evil deeds you committed. Once something happens, you will always be object of attack."

"Even if things go through this time smoothly, you will still be a target next time, and they will show you what you have done over and over again, never tire of talking."

"Of course, there are also people who will sympathize with you, but they will tear up the pain you have endured over and over again, and tear your healed wounds open again and again. Do you think they sympathize with you? No, they just want to Just make yourself seem more compassionate."

"Sweetie, I know you haven't forgotten what happened when you were brainwashed..." The clown said to Eve bewitchingly, "Thinking about what we did in Gotham City back then, wouldn't it be happier than this? You want Save the mutants? No problem, you want to punish Hydra? No problem, and your biggest problem right now is that you're a superhero now."

"Because you are superheroes, you can only deal with those disgusting little bugs openly, so you are bound hands and feet. Do you know why Hydra can cut off one head and grow two? It's not because of how powerful they are , but because after every time you save the world you spend a lot of time sparring with people who don't understand you enough to grow two more heads."

"No one stipulates that all good deeds must be done in a legal and aboveboard way."

After listening to what the clown said, Eve nodded: "You're right."

"But I still stick to my ideas."

The clown is angry, the idiot!

When Deadpool arrived in London to meet Eve, Moriarty's plot had gradually come to an end. As I said before, the clown would give Moriarty a small gift, so three hours after the video was released After that, a video and a list appeared on the Internet.

The protagonist of the video is still the same person, the young Eve who was tied to the laboratory by Hydra to conduct experiments, and the list is the list of the dead who died in the hands of Eve when he was brainwashed. Hydra undercover identities for each deceased were enumerated.

"Wow." Deadpool said to Eve after taking a look, "Sweetheart, which world's clown did you 'catch'? Why is it so serious?"

Eve spread her hands silently, how would she know?She was equally surprised and curious, surprised that the clown would do this, and curious where did the clown get the list and the video?

In fact, is the clown really abandoning evil and pursuing good?

Do not!

He just thought of a good way from this plot of Moriarty.

Good way to deal with Batman.

in case……

Batman is not the guardian of Gotham City.

in case……

Batman is the Joker's manipulator.

The clown couldn't help laughing, as long as the Avengers want to keep Eve, they will try their best to prove that she is a good person, so what about the clown who cleaned up Hydra with her?

Eve was brainwashed by Hydra before, so will the Joker be controlled by Batman?

The clown really can't wait to see this day come.

"I remember Wade, you said you were going on a mission..." Eve looked at Deadpool, "Did you come here after seeing the news?"

"No, I know that the author is planning to come and find you after he wrote a story about Brother and you." Deadpool pretended to be serious and said, "It's obviously the author of the sweet story, the bastard actually mixed glass shards in it, Simply sick..."

Oh.

Eve, who is used to Deadpool always knowing things that others don't, was very calm, and then asked: "Since it's a sweet story, what's the ending like?"

"Damn that tin can finally appeared!" Deadpool was itching his teeth angrily, "It's obviously brother's side story, okay? (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ What did you ask that tin can to come over? "

Deadpool said that if he hadn't rushed to find Eve, he would have stabbed that idiot author twice!

Eve reached out and patted Deadpool's arm to calm him down, and then asked Mini Jia, "How's the situation with Tony?"

"Sir, they learned that Hydra wants to use transformed mutants to attack innocent civilians, and now they are trying to solve it." Mini Jia said, "And there are also a lot of videos of Hydra transforming mutants on the Internet. , the Internet has become a mess."

Ugh.

Hearing Mini Jia's words, Eve couldn't help sighing, she felt that the battlefield has now become Magneto and Hydra fighting each other.

Magneto put the video of Hydra secretly transforming mutants from Moriarty on the Internet, the purpose is to prove that humans have been hurting mutants all the time, and that it is themselves and not their mutants who have been hurting humans.

Hydra, on the other hand, launched an army of successfully transformed mutants, allowing them to hide among the people, but attacked innocent civilians as mutants, and dumped the blame on Magneto and the mutants by the way.

Magneto: ...Damn it, even if he accepts scrap iron, it doesn't mean he accepts the pot!

Eve asked Mini Jia to broadcast the live broadcast of the scene. Tony and the others had already set off to rescue people, but the people of Hydra were very cunning. They were not concentrated in the same place, and some were even in remote mountainous areas. Increased the difficulty of superhero rescue.

Although with Stephen, they can shorten the time from here to there, but the mutants transformed by Hydra came out in full force, and there are still people who want to fish in troubled waters...

"and many more!"

Eve looked at the superheroes who were restrained from dealing with mutants because there were innocent civilians at the scene, and couldn't help frowning. She suddenly thought of a way, "Mini Jia, call the professor for me."

"Okay, miss."

Because of Eve's sensitive identity, and Sherlock and the others need someone else to sit in charge, she can only sit in the rear.

After calling Professor Charles, Eve quickly told him her thoughts, and finally said: "In this way, Tony and the others don't need to be restrained when they do it, and it can save time and energy."

"Eve, are you sure you can do it?"

After Professor Charles listened to Eve's words, his first concern was whether Eve could hold on.

"Of course." Eve chuckled, "You can't really let me sit back and do nothing."

In fact, Eve has no idea why everyone is so busy, as long as she is so free.

Needless to say, the Avengers, Professor Charles is also organizing the X Academy students to participate in the rescue, Sherlock and McCoff are dealing with Moriarty's forces, as for Eve...

Although it is said to protect Sherlock and the others, but...

Really free.

"That's good." Professor Charles nodded upon hearing this, "Stephen will pick you up later."

If it is really done as Eve said, then the most suitable place is X Academy.

After hanging up the phone, Deadpool couldn't help but glanced at Eve: "Sweetheart, can you really hold on?"

Eve showed a smile: "Wade, have you forgotten why this world is stewed in one pot?"

She is the culprit.

With Stephen's arbitrary door, Eve and the clown quickly appeared in X Academy, as for Deadpool...

Deadpool: qwqWhy should I stay to protect the two brothers, Long Face Monster (Sherlock) and Hairline Monster (Mycroft)?

After the clown followed Eve to the X Academy, he was glared at by all the superheroes, but he was not afraid at all, not even at all—the consciousness of having to bow his head under the eaves, that look The leisurely and carefree look made people want to punch him twice.

Steve shook his head at Barton and the others. The situation is urgent now, and they don't have time to trouble the clown, and this time he really helped.

Eve didn't have time to say hello to Natasha and the others, so she hurriedly went to Professor Charles with them. The method she thought of was very simple, that is, Professor Charles would use his ability to search for the locations of those transformed mutants, and then Eve would use her The ability to "catch" them all to a vast and uninhabited place, and hand them over to the superheroes to catch them all.

"Okay, vast, uninhabited, far away from the urban area, Jarvis, search for places that meet the above conditions." Tony was still wearing a steel suit. He had just cleaned up a village of transformed mutants, and he didn't even have time to take a breath. , and rushed to X Academy non-stop.

"Sir, the search is over."

Jarvis released the searched location, Professor Charles put on the helmet, glanced at Eve, stretched out his hand to her, and asked, "Are you ready? Eve."

"Of course." Eve smiled and put her hand in Professor Charles's, and both of them closed their eyes at the same time.

In fact, Eve's ability is not a secret, whether it is the Avengers or the X Academy, they are very clear, but they have only seen Eve "positioning and arresting people".

As for the fact that she merged with this world, because it was too unbelievable, even if they knew about it, they would not be too shocked.

But this time was different. They witnessed how Eve accurately and clearly captured the modified mutants "scanned" out by Professor Charles one by one, like catching dolls, and then disappeared out of thin air, and appeared again in another A place appears out of thin air.

After Stephen heard Eve report a place name, he resigned himself to his fate and opened the door for them. To be honest, as the supreme mage, he can only open the door for them now as a doorman...

Stephen: ... I just smiled and said nothing :)

The superheroes and X-Men who had successfully separated into teams couldn't help but patted Stephen on the shoulder as they passed by, as if to comfort him.

Stephen: ...do you think he didn't see their gloating expressions? ?

While watching the TV, the ordinary people live on the Internet were suddenly surprised to find that the mutants who were madly attacking innocent civilians seemed to be pulled away by some invisible force, and disappeared into the original place in the blink of an eye. land.

At the same time, in the uninhabited suburban open space, transformed mutants who have lost their minds appear out of thin air. There are no unarmed and innocent civilians around them. In front of them, there are only superheroes who are ready to go.

"My God."

Barton looked at the transformed mutants falling out of nowhere, and couldn't help but said silently, "I think after we have Eve in the future, the workload will be greatly reduced."

As long as Eve thinks, even if the other party is wreaking havoc in Antarctica, she doesn't have to go anywhere at all, she just needs to stay in the Avengers to "catch" him back, okay?

"Don't be so emotional, let's do it first." Sam said, "The captain said, try not to kill those who can be knocked out."

Because these modified mutants are not incurable.

And in a secret base of Hydra, Baron Sterak stared at the screen: "Impossible! This is impossible!"

It is impossible for Baron Sterak to not know about Eve's ability, but it is impossible for her to capture such a large area and a large number of locations!

"nothing is impossible!"

A female voice sounded behind Baron Sterak. He turned his head in disbelief, and saw Eve standing behind him with a pale face, "You! How dare you appear in front of me!?"

"Of course." Eve looked at Baron Strack, "Whether it was when I was a child or now, I have never forgotten everything you did to me."

"Without me, do you think you can have such a powerful ability now?" Baron Sterak sneered, "Don't get cheap and be good, you can become a superhero, and I have half of the credit."

"That's why I came to you, intending to pay back half of your credit!"

Baron Sterak looked at Eve, and said, "I really regret why I didn't destroy you back then!"

"Because you are reluctant." Eve looked at him and said, "You long to get everything from me, but you overestimated your own ability, that's why you lost completely."

"No, no, no." Baron Sterak suddenly calmed down. He chuckled and said, "You said I overestimated my ability, what about you?"

"I have to admit that I was indeed wrong. I made a mistake in underestimating your ability, but don't forget that mutants are not without weaknesses."

While talking to Eve, Baron Sterak secretly pressed a button, and then showed a smug look on his face: "I thought I was completely defeated, but I didn't expect you to restore the flag to me." Drum Chance."

"Really?" Eve suddenly showed a smile, "Do you really think my ability was modified by you?"

Baron Sterak looked at Eve, who hadn't changed at all, and couldn't help saying: "Impossible! How could the mutant suppressor not work on you?"

Even if they are as powerful as Professor Charles and Magneto, just a mutant suppressor can turn them into ordinary people with no power to restrain them.

"I said, do you really think that my ability was modified by you?"

Eve shook her head, stretched out her hand and threw out a burst of black energy, directly knocking Baron Sterak to the ground, dragging the table beside him and hitting him directly, "You Hydra have been trying to seize world domination, but you forgot In addition to humans, mutants and aliens, there are gods in this world."

"No! Yes! Yes!" Baron Sterak gritted his teeth and said, "You are a mutant transformed from an ordinary human!"

Baron Straker was sure of that.

"Of course." Eve chuckled, "I never said I was a god, but you may have forgotten that the little boy who was with me all the time when I was a child, he is."

Baron Sterak's eyes widened suddenly, but Eve didn't mean to talk to him, and threw out a few black energy to trap him in a awkward lying position, then turned and left.

"Don't worry, someone will come to take you away soon."

Eve didn't mean to kill Baron Sterak, because rather than killing him directly, she hoped that he would live a long time, so that he could see with his own eyes how the mutants he transformed started to live again , Live happily, but he can only be imprisoned forever.

When she walked out of the dark underground secret base, it was already late at night outside. Eve didn't see Pietro outside the door, but looked at Tony in the steel suit.

Seeing her coming out, Tony opened his mask, raised his eyebrows and smiled, "Want a hug? Sweetheart."

In the middle of the night, the suburbs were pitch black, and the reactor on Iron Man's chest became the only light in Eve's eyes.

Seeing that Eve was still standing still, and the iron suit automatically separated, Tony walked out from inside, and after coming to Eve, he opened his hands to her, and said with a light smile, "Sweetheart, should you do it this time?" Will you walk around me again to hug it?"

As soon as Tony finished speaking, the unmanned steel suit that closed automatically opened his hands silently, and Jarvis's melodious British accent sounded: "Miss Eve, my arms are always open for you."

"No!"

Tony, who never expected that his AI would "snatch a woman" from him, reached out and hugged her before Eve could make a decision, "Sweetheart, I miss you so much."

Eve was held in Tony's arms, and after a while, she reached out and hugged him, and said with a chuckle, "I miss you too, Tony."

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The author has something to say: oh oh oh oh oh my god I’m about to be useless [paralyzed] applaud me quickly, I didn’t put a flag in it. The text is finally over~(≧▽≦)/~Quoting Eve and Nini at the end First meeting scene :)

There will be extra episodes later =w=