[Comprehensive] After I retired from the pirate world, I went on a blind date

After returning home, I took a shower, sat down in front of the computer with nothing to do, and opened the Monster Hunter client to prepare for the next copy to pass the time.

The game needs to be updated. While waiting, I took the time to go to the kitchen to make cup noodles. On the way back to the bedroom, I almost tripped over the garbage on the ground. I hurriedly protected the cup noodles in my hand. After making sure that there was no spill, I put it down carefully and called the maid company. He made a phone call and asked them to send a swift and sweet-looking maid over immediately.

This is my habit. The house is too messy, and I am too lazy to clean it. Anyway, it is impossible to expect my mother to come over to help tidy up, so I just called someone to come over.

I have used this company several times, and the maids there are very hardworking, and their hands and feet are clean, so there is nothing wrong with it.If you insist on finding a shortcoming, it is a pity that they are not men.

Half an hour later, I was operating the virtual character on the computer to scurry up and down in the dungeon, when the doorbell rang.It's always bad to keep others waiting. I thought about it and chose to hang up for 2 minutes. I quickly ran to the door and opened it. I waved to the lovely maid outside, "Come in, cute."

"...? Thank you." The maid who was teased by me casually walked in with a blushing face, her body was stiff and shy, and she looked a little reserved.

"You're welcome, I'll trouble you later. My house is very big, and it takes a lot of time to clean it." Seeing that she was cute and young, I led her into the living room, and politely handed her a bottle of drink.

"Thank you." She took the drink carefully and looked at me gratefully, her amber pupils flickering.

...I was shocked by her who was only interested in men, and I couldn't help coughing twice: "Ahem. What, you look a little unfamiliar, new here?"

She nodded, "Yes, I just applied for the job two days ago, and today is the first time I have come out to work."

She looked about sixteen or seventeen years old, with black and shiny middle-length hair draped softly behind her back. She was considered tall for her age, but she looked too sweet. Putting on the uniform of a maid, she even I, an outsider, don't feel at ease.

In the middle of the night, wearing a maid outfit and going to a stranger's house to clean is not very safe.Although I asked for a cute maid to come over, I didn't expect to meet a minor.

"What's your name?"

"Misaki."

The name is as cute as the person.I nodded, looked at the pendulum clock hanging on the wall, and asked, "It's already nine o'clock, is it okay for you to come to work so late?"

"It's okay, my family is asleep this weekend, so it doesn't matter if I go back later." She smiled at me and thanked me for my concern, "And I know Aikido, and I have great strength, so nothing will happen."

Yeah?I looked suspiciously at her frail shoulder, but since I said so, I was still waiting to go back and download the copy, so I didn't bother with this issue and assigned her a job.

There are three floors in the villa, and countless gold and jewels are placed in each guest room. There is no need to clean these, after all, I hire professionals to take care of them every year.The main thing she needs to do is tidy up the house, mop and vacuum the floor, clean the furniture and so on.

There is also the kitchen, which is full of takeaway bags and garbage, and the sink is also full of dirty bowls with oil stains on instant noodles.

"Can you finish it?" After arranging the work, I scratched my face and suggested, "If you can't finish it, you can sleep at my house for one night."

"No, no, don't bother. How can I bother you? I can do all these tasks at home, and I can do them in three hours."

Do it at home?That's right, I guess the family is not well off, otherwise, how could the parents let such a child who is still in high school come out to do this kind of work.

I thought about it and thought she was quite pitiful. Seeing that she was quite sensible, my affection for her increased a bit.

"Okay, then you can start quickly, I'm going to play the game."

I roughly told her what needs to be paid attention to, I turned around and walked back to the bedroom, and then I remembered something and poked my head out of the door, "If you see gold or something, don't care about it, if you like it, take a few home to play with. It's fine, just one thing, don't leak it in front of outsiders in the future."

Misaki waved her hands nervously, "Master, don't worry, I won't talk nonsense, and I won't take your things indiscriminately."

I was taken aback by this sudden address, blinked and pointed at myself stupidly, "You call me master?"

She reacted, quickly covered her mouth, and apologized: "Ah, no, this is another habit I had when I was working. Don't worry about it."

"..." I nodded. At this time, the voices of my teammates swearing came from the computer, and I didn't care about thinking too much, so I sat back on the computer chair.

Back in the dungeon, the archer I controlled was hiding obscenely in the shadow at the foot of the cave. The other four teammates took time to express their doubts to me while avoiding the boss attack. Start scolding:

[Player] Drizzle: [Damn, is there any morality? If the output hangs up and you fight a p boss, you can just disband it! ]

[Player] Two-dimensional Potato Chips Mr.: [You don’t know Brother Jin, it’s not uncommon for him to make cup noodles in the middle of playing games, and he probably will be back in a while. ]

[Player] Drizzle: [You guys know each other well? ]

[Player] Night Wolf: [Your new number?Brother Jin is very famous on our server, krypton gold boss, you can click on the leaderboard to see. ]

[Player] Continuous drizzle: [No. [-] in the equipment list?Hehe, if I have nothing, I have money. What is he dragging?Lao Tzu's time is more precious than his! ]

[Player] Arrogant Scholar: [……Stop pushing, if I can’t wait for you to quit the team, I’ll wait for Brother Jin anyway. ]

[Player] Two-dimensional Potato Chips: [+1]

[Player] Night Wolf: [+1]

[Player] Continuous drizzle: [I will not retreat!It took almost an hour to fight this boss, is it a waste of effort to retreat now? ]

Under the continuous drizzle, the assassin hid in the dark while avoiding the attack of the boss Bull Demon King. Taking advantage of his unpreparedness, he took out a poisoned dagger and rushed towards the Bull Demon King's weak point.

The bull demon king who was stabbed in the vitals let out a deafening roar, but it had rough skin and thick flesh, even if it hit the vitals, it only lost [-]% of its blood volume.

Looking at the Boss with 78% HP in front of him, Mian Mian Drizzle was stunned by the thick black horns of the Bull Demon King, spit out a mouthful of blood and fell to the ground.

[Player] Drizzle: [Nurse, why are you still standing there, revive me quickly! ]

[Player] Arrogant Scholar: [...I don't really want to revive you, Brother Jin is my belief, you just touched my back. ]

[Player] Drizzle: [Fuck you! ]

A few seconds later, the dark corpse of the assassin who fell on the ground emitted a blinding light, and it turned out that the hourglass was revived with precious krypton gold props.

[Player] Continuous drizzle: [I can't download the broken copy!I also remember this magic archer named Jin Guangying, isn't it just a little money, I have it too!After a while, I will watch the world channel and show everyone the fate that the dog deserves! ]

Seeing this, I finally couldn't bear it anymore, put my hands on the keyboard and typed:

[Player] Golden Light: [Are you going to play the trumpet with me? ]

[Player] Night Wolf: [Brother Jin, you are back! ]

[Player] Mr. Two-dimensional Potato Chips: [Brother Jin, I knew you didn't abandon us.Have you gone for instant noodles? ]

[Player] Golden Light: [No, I just went to open the door, and someone came to clean the room. ]

[Player] Arrogant Scholar: [Brother Jin is rich, yet he still asks someone to come to him for service. ]

Night Wolf, Two-dimensional Potato Chips, and Arrogant Scholar are all my friends in the game, and I often take them to download dungeons when I have nothing to do. It has been three years, and they are relatively familiar with each other.Today, Mian Mian Xiaoyu was casually grouped at the entrance of the dungeon. His equipment was not bad, and it happened that the team lacked an assassin, so he did not expect to cause so much trouble.

Although it was not good for me to hang up in the middle...but I came back within 5 minutes, which is too exaggerated.

I snorted coldly with my nose, and tapped my fingers on the keyboard quickly:

[Player] Golden Light: [I'll kick him out of the team first, and after I finish fighting the boss, I'll play the trumpet with him slowly. ]

[Player] Drizzle: [Dare you? ! ]

There is nothing to dare, although the speed of fighting the boss will be much slower if there is one less assassin, but at least a little bit of two extreme pills that increase the attack power will be enough, so that it will not be difficult.

Kicking out the drizzle casually, I gave a few Vajra Pills to the Tank Two-dimensional Potato Chip Lord who was fighting in front of the Bull Demon King, and gave two Vitality Pills to the Mage Night Wolf and the Shemale Nurse Arrogant Scholar.

[Player] Arrogant Scholar: [Thank you Brother Jin! ]

[Player] Night Wolf: [Thank you brother! ]

[Player]Two-dimensional Potato Chips: [Thanks bro! ]

At this time, a string of big blood-red characters suddenly floated from the top of the screen, which read, "The golden glitter hang-up dog has a kind to brush it!" 1'

This is a full-service horn. Although the rarity is not high, you can buy it in the mall at will, but it is expensive!A speaker costs [-], and it will only appear for three seconds. Generally, except for marriage and city warfare in the game, no one will use it.

I took a silent look and typed:

[Player] Golden Light: [Leave him alone, beat the boss and I will deal with it slowly. ]

[Player] Night Wolf: [Okay bro. ]

[Player] Arrogant Scholar: [[Expression] Love]

The Bull Demon King is the biggest boss in the 90th-level dungeon in the game Monster Hunter, and can burst out of the [-]th-level weapons and equipment.The current cap is just at level [-]. Tier [-] equipment is very popular. Unfortunately, the drop rate is extremely low. So far, there are only a few orange weapons in the whole server.

Among them is the Frost Ice Bow in my hand.The ice bow built to level 12 exuded a cold chill, and the crystal-clear arrows accurately shot into the Bull Demon King's eyeballs. The severe pain made it let out a tragic scream.

Taking advantage of the passiveness of the Frost Sword to slow down its speed, the fire mage Night Wolf finally had time to chant the ultimate move [Fire Dragon Injury].He couldn't move for ten seconds while he was singing, and I was covering him. The arrogant scholar kept regenerating blood for Two-dimensional Potato Chips, and he survived for a while.

Following a scorching flame, the Bull Demon King's blood volume suddenly dropped to 20.00%. Now, I activated the magic skill again, this time using the Thunder Arrow enchanted with lightning.

Under the constant attacks of Yelang and I, the Bull Demon King couldn't hold on any longer, and collapsed to the ground with his eyes closed.The fall of the huge body caused the cave to collapse. We carefully avoided the falling rock fragments and excitedly searched for the treasures it exploded.

Countless gold and silver coins are scattered all over the ground, which looks similar to my underground vault.But I'm not interested in these gold coins, as long as you can recharge as much as you want, what I want is the ninth-level magic archer equipment, preferably gloves.

Unfortunately, the four of them searched for a long time and only found a piece of purple monk armor. I gave it to Two-dimensional Potato Chips, and Night Wolf and Arrogant Scholar didn’t ask for a share. They were happy with Two-dimensional Potato Chips. You just say thank you.

After the dungeon was downloaded, I pressed the b key and went straight back to the guild's territory. At this time, the drizzle's horn had reached the 88th one.

'The bling bling dog has the kind to brush it! 89'

You really have perseverance... To be honest, I'm too lazy to get angry. I was scolded a lot when I was a pirate, and the mere title of "hanging dog" doesn't make me angry.

But it's his fault for looking down on me for not having money.My sister just has too much money and no place to spend it, so I feel distressed every day, okay?

I opened the mall directly and bought ten [Qianli Transsion] with my balance.This is also a speaker, but it is special in that it has full-screen special effects, and the price is ten times more expensive than a full-service speaker.

Ten times of 50 is [-], which is equivalent to a month's salary of an ordinary white-collar worker, but I robbed too much money in my previous life, and I am not merciless in using it. Ten [Qianli Chuanyin] sent out, the total amount has already been offset A drizzle of ninety full-service horns.

Unconvinced, he continued to brush, and also started to brush [Qianli Chuanyin].The balance in my mall was almost used up, so I had to send a few more and then click on the recharge interface to recharge.

I have spent a lot of money recently, and the deposit in my bank card is less than [-] million. I suddenly feel a sense of crisis. It is not easy to exchange a large number of gold coins and deep-sea treasures into cash. If you want to be unobtrusive, the best way It is to go to a city called Youkexin on the mainland of the East China Sea to participate in an underground auction.

I rushed all 120 million into the account, and finally, when I swiped to the [-]th Thousand-mile Transsion, there was no movement from Xiaoyu Mianmianmian.Click on his profile to check, and he is already offline.

The world channel is full of people who eat melons cheering for me, and there are people who can't believe how much money I just spent, and feel pain for me.

I don't feel pain, but I still feel a little regretful.If I had known that this person could not help swiping so much, I would not have recharged all my deposits.Now it's all right, the mall is full of game coins that I can't use up in my life, but there are only a few hundred thousand in the bank card.

No money is absolutely impossible.I sighed and opened the airline website to book a flight ticket to Youkexin. From the corner of my eye, I glanced at the bottom of the screen and found that it was already twelve o'clock in the middle of the night. I wondered how Misaki's work was doing.

Stretching and walking out of the room, I slipped and almost fell, I frantically kept my balance, and looked in surprise at the spotless and clean floor in front of me.

"Ah, Ms. Isa, I'll be fine here soon, and I'm doing the final tidying up." Misaki, who had black mid-length hair and was wearing a maid uniform, turned her head and smiled at me. The broken hair on her forehead was wet with sweat. It looks like he has been working without being lazy.

"Don't do it, it's already good, you can go home so late." I was still not at ease, "Is home far away?"

Misaki shook her head nervously, she couldn't lie at first glance, and stammered: "No, it's not very far..."

"...Sister, your deceiving skills need to be strengthened."

"It was discovered." She sighed with emotion, showing a sweet smile, "It's really not far away, but there are no buses at this time, so I'm afraid I have to walk back."

I frowned, "Why did your family ask you to do this kind of work? Even working part-time to earn money to subsidize the family is too dangerous. There are many bad people now. By the way, what is your [personality]? Can you protect yourself?" ?”

Misaki didn't hold back either, and told me without hesitation, "My family doesn't know I'm doing this... But it's okay, my [personality] is [Strong], and ordinary people are no match for me. And I still think that this world There are many good people like you, Miss Yisha."

Why do people always misunderstand that I am a good person recently? Could it be that I have a good face?It's the first time I've lived for 25 years and I know that in the past, most people 'kindly' called me a bully, a witch, a slut, and a spider.

"...I'm not a nice person."

"Huh?" She tilted her head, looking innocent.

Sighing, I went back to the inner room to get my wallet, paid her today's wages, grabbed the car keys on the shoe cabinet, and gave her a look, "Go, I'll take you home."