[Comprehensive] After I retired from the pirate world, I went on a blind date

When I woke up, I saw a white ceiling.This is very strange, you know that there is a very luxurious chandelier on the ceiling in my room, huh?Why is there a chandelier in the bedroom?because I like it.

I was a little surprised, and I felt back pain after I realized it, and when I touched the mattress, I realized that this was not the princess bed I used to sleep on.After being stunned for two seconds, I was so startled that I sat up and looked around, wait, where am I?

I remember I got into a fight at Youkexin’s airport, and then———

I suddenly don't want to remember anymore.

"Click."

"... Please let me be quiet for a while, thank you." I covered my face and said sadly.

Yes.I was rescued by the Nail Man sitting on the chair next to my bed right now, and on the way because I saw his face up close, I was so disgusted that I vomited all over him.Although I am a face-controller, I am not so hateful that I would be ungrateful because of my ugliness, so I took the initiative to invite him to take a shower at a nearby express hotel, and give me the dirty clothes by the way, and I will take them to the dry cleaner for him to clean.

Yes, I am that kind, but.

After entering the room, I mustered up the courage to look at his face again, this time I held back and didn't spit it out, but he didn't go into the bathroom, threw me on the bed and changed his clothes so blatantly in front of me .

This is the first time that someone of the opposite sex undresses in front of me. Of course, those younger brothers who were too hot at sea so they didn’t even bother to put on their clothes are not counted.

I was still exhausted just after vomiting, my whole mouth was filled with a weird taste, and I was so disgusted that I couldn't even speak to stop it.

If it was a handsome man, I would definitely shout "Long live" three times in my heart, and then pretend to cover my face and actually peek at the nosebleed through my fingers, but he——

He was so ugly that I didn't even bother to do the symbolic gesture of covering my face.

The figure of the man with nails is unexpectedly good. I forgot his face and began to appreciate his body seriously. Seeing the attractive eight-pack abs, I swallowed my saliva and looked up involuntarily, and my eyes stayed on He nodded in satisfaction in front of his strong pectoral muscles, and——

Once again, I faced that ugly face that was so tragic that there was no one from 500 years ago and no one to come.

The strong drop caused my mentality to collapse, and my stomach was overwhelmed after sitting on the flying boat all day.

...

The memory ends.

I'm a little embarrassed.

Glancing at him through my fingers, I found that the Nail Freak had changed into the white bathrobe provided by the hotel at some point, and was sitting on a chair and watching me quietly.Dozens of nails are stuck on the face like the scene of a car accident. In the middle of the bald head, a bunch of purple hair grows wantonly, and the shape needs to be more individual.

He saw me waking up with an inexplicable smile, his chapped lips parted slightly, and he made a strange 'click click' sound in conjunction with his trembling chin.

Although the scene is a bit weird, you can basically describe the situation in front of you with two words and three letters.

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My goodness! ! !

I rolled out of the bed and fell to the ground, got up in a hurry and looked at him in horror, "I, we—" Nothing indescribable happened, right? ?

"Da da da." He tilted his head and made a strange sound again.

"Can you please speak human words, please!" I hugged my body and screamed in despair, did I just give it away for the first time?What the hell, although I didn't mean to wait until after marriage, but who is it? Why is it such an ugly monster!

Isn't this killing Yan Kong?

I want to commit suicide by jumping into the sea.

The Nail Monster stared at me quietly with his special small eyes. It happened only three times. At this time, I have a little immunity to his face. Not only did he not vomit, but he was very confused from it. .

Doubt a ghost!

I gave a wry smile, ran to the bathroom on the pretext of going to the toilet, and looked at myself in the big mirror.

The clothes are still there.Hair, a bit messy but normal.

I swallowed and took off my trousers. After observing them with a serious face, I breathed a sigh of relief, picked them up and put them on.

It's okay, it really scared me to death.The experience of these few minutes was too horrifying. I collapsed on the sink and closed my eyes to rest. My nose smelled a foul smell again. When I opened my eyes, I saw that it was the clothes of the nail monster who was vomited dirty by me. He was washing up. It's in the pool.

I was a little disgusted, thinking how long it would take to take it to the dry cleaners, so why not spend the night with him in the hotel?Thinking about it this way, it's better to wash it with your own hands and then blow dry it.

As soon as I said it, I turned on the tap and squeezed some hand sanitizer, and scrubbed it carefully.I lamented while washing, the first time in my life I did laundry for a man in such a situation, it was completely different from what I had imagined.

So why is this nail freak trying to save me?Even if he doesn't shoot, I still have a way to escape.He saved me so hastily but caused me a lot of trouble, making it seem like I owe him a favor.

Wait, isn't that his idea?

I suddenly remembered how he looked at me at the airport. Could it be that he fell in love with me at that time?That’s right, I’m so naturally beautiful, even in ordinary casual clothes, I’m still beautiful——

Not the time to be narcissistic!

After thinking about everything, I flicked the clothes in my hand angrily, picked them up again after thinking about them, and walked out of the bathroom angrily, throwing the wet clothes on his face, "Did you do it on purpose? You fell in love with me." Do you still want my aunt to marry me? Let me tell you, stop dreaming! I, Isa. D. Nedron, will never marry a dog even if I marry a dog in my life. You ugly!"

After speaking, I exhaled freely and looked at him provocatively with my chin raised.

The Nail Man still kept his smiling expression. I couldn't see what he was thinking at the moment, but he didn't seem to be irritated by my words.

Am I wrong to blame him?Is he really a good person who draws his sword to help when he sees injustice?

I heard that people with ugly faces often have a fragile heart. If I don't trust him so much, shouldn't it cause great harm to his weak heart?

I was taken aback by my thoughts, before he could react, I rushed over to pick up the wet clothes that fell on the floor after hitting him in the face, ran back to the bathroom, and resignedly picked up the clothes hanging on the wall. hair dryer.

It took almost half an hour to dry the clothes.Putting down the hair dryer, I shook my sore hands and opened the toilet door after I calmed down.The nail monster by the window still maintained its previous posture——sat in a single chair in a pure white bathrobe. When he saw me coming out, he shook his jaw again and twisted his neck 180 degrees strangely.

"...I'm sorry, I got distracted for a while. Here, I'll help you wash and dry your clothes." When I was three meters away from him, I stopped decisively and threw the clothes over.

Don't look at him in a daze, he moved quite fast, he caught his clothes with a wave of his big hand, lifted it up and smelled 'click' twice, then nodded to me.

Since you are so sensitive, why did you still get hit by me just now...

"Are you still satisfied? That's good." I breathed a sigh of relief and showed a forced smile, "Then you can rest here well, I have something to go and leave first."

"Click."

"I don't understand, can you speak human language?" Seeing that he didn't speak, I suddenly realized something, covered my surprised mouth and apologized: "Sorry, I didn't expect you to be dumb... special Crowd, it’s okay, you don’t have to talk, we just make eye contact.”

Facing his narrow eyes that were as big as slits, and the pupils couldn't even be seen clearly, I changed my words abruptly, "Why don't we communicate by writing."

"Click," he replied.

"........."

A strange silence spread, and I felt uncomfortable standing three meters away from him.In fact, if I have to say, he's not that ugly -- at least I've seen many guys whose bodies have become invisible because of [personality]. This Mr. Nail at least looks like a human being.

The main reason is that the dozens of hundreds of nails stuck all over his body scared me. Even I, an outsider, felt pain for him when I saw it. I don't know how he endured these foreign objects inserted into his body.

Maybe his [personality] is a [hair nail], he can turn every hair into a round-headed nail or something....

Thinking about it this way, I suddenly felt that being [no personality] was not entirely a bad thing, maybe it was a blessing bestowed on me by God.Over the years, I have seen many people with strange [personality], not to mention [personality], there are not a few capable people who have eaten the unbelievable devil fruit.There used to be a female pirate who was my deadly enemy and laughed at my fruit ability every day. Later, she ate a very pink and beautiful fruit and turned into a... pig.

Then I never saw her again.

Thinking about it this way, I suddenly felt that the man in front of me with [Personality] as [Hair Hair Nail] was a bit pitiful. He must have suffered a lot because of his appearance since he was a child, and he must have suffered a lot of blank stares.

My heart suddenly softened, and I wanted to get closer to him and pat him on the shoulder, to reassure him that everything would be fine. Although his [personality] was ugly but his attack power was still strong, he suddenly spoke.

This time, what he said was finally not a Martian-like 'click click', but a very standard common language.

"Isa, let's go have dinner."

I:"???"

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