[Comprehensive] After I retired from the pirate world, I went on a blind date

I thought that Mr. Kubotani, who was serious and a bit shy, was the husband candidate I had been waiting for until now, but you tell me now, did I miss it?

Not only is it unusual, but it's actually bad?Even if it's just once, it's a bad thing.

No, I don't have any objection to bad things. Speaking of which, my own nature is much more than bad things, but now I just want to live a normal life, and I don't want to be involved in any disputes at all.

If it weren't for my mother who almost didn't recognize me after removing the smoky makeup, the world government would have found me and imprisoned me.After all, after losing Qiwuhai's job, I'm still a notorious pirate.

So reason told me at this time, don't get involved with this group of people in front of me.What if he was recognized by the police or something?I don't want to flee back to the sea and live a life of drifting in wind and rain.

Life without wifi and good food is simply too difficult.

"Miss Yisha?"

There was no response for a long time, and Mr. Kubota was a little anxious. The long-haired man kneeling on the ground next to him knew that he had caused trouble, but he still couldn't understand my behavior of ignoring his dear leader, and shouted at me viciously. : "The leader is calling you! Woman, are you deaf?"

"You're so deaf!" I changed my shy look before, and pushed Mr. Kubotanisu to walk in front of the bosozoku named Hiroshi, and lifted the heel of my high-heeled shoes to his forehead, "What's the matter?" At this point, I am too lazy to pretend. Hey, did you enjoy staring at me just now? Do you dare to stare at me because you know who my old lady is?"

The long-haired man was dumbfounded.

The development in front of me was completely beyond the expectations of everyone present, Kubota blinked desperately, opened his lips to say something, but looked at my domineering appearance and didn't say anything.

I glanced at him infatuatedly for the last time, turned around coolly and decided to leave.

"Wait!"

I turned my head, rolled my eyes and said angrily, "What are you doing again?" This is the third time I've been called to stop, right?Sister, I'm very busy, I have to go home quickly to find my next blind date!

"You just left?" Hong Zhi stood up from the ground, pointed at Mr. Kubota who was dazed by the side, and said impatiently at me: "Isn't it just bad? My leader has reformed himself, why do you say that? Are you leaving like this?"

I pretended to be indifferent and shrugged, "I just don't like bad things, why?"

On the side, Mr. Kubotanisu suddenly changed his face.

After I finished speaking, I couldn't bear it anymore. After hesitating for a few seconds, I turned sideways to Mr. Kubota who was hit and took his cold hand, and said seriously: "Mr. Kubota, I don't blame you for treating me There is something to hide, in fact, I also have a very important thing to hide from you."

Mr. Kubogusu raised his eyes, his expression was a little looser than before, but the radiant look before was no longer in his eyes, "What?"

I made up a reason casually, "Actually, I was bullied by bad guys when I was in junior high school. From then on, I would be afraid whenever I heard the word bad. I really like you, but I can't accept that you used to be bad. .I'm sorry, we will treat everything today as..."

Never happened.

He didn't speak, and was interrupted again.

"Boss! This woman looks so familiar!"

I smacked my lips and looked at the sky speechlessly. What kind of evil has happened to me today? Why are people always interrupting me?

Holding my breath, I stared at the source of the voice.

A young bosozoku with green hair hurriedly ran up to us, bowed to Mr. Kubotanisu, and then took out his mobile phone and whispered to Hong Zhi.The eyes of the two of them opened wider and wider, chattering and discussing. From time to time, they raised their heads to look at me and then lowered their heads to look back at the phone. Their eyes were full of disbelief.

"Are you a wanted criminal?"

"Cough, cough, cough—" I choked on my own saliva, wiped my mouth and looked harmless, "Huh? I don't know what you're talking about."

"Is this photo of you?" Hong Zhi turned to the phone, the bright screen was particularly dazzling in the dark, I pretended not to know, and looked at the phone nervously.

It was a reward order.

On a light yellow background paper, a red-haired woman in a bright long dress holds a sickle and smiles charmingly at the camera.Behind her was a naval warship that was exploding, and the smoke was rising all around. Numerous sailors in sailor suits were struggling in the fierce waves in horror.

Although the woman wears heavy makeup, it is not difficult to see that her facial features are exquisite, and the moles at the corners of her eyes add an even more stunning touch to her beauty.

But the most surprising thing is not her beauty, but the sky-high reward.

Five hundred and seventy million Baileys.There are actually seven zeros in the back. You must know that the most famous pirate in the West Sea, Vel'Koz, who is known as the Jacket Killer, only has a reward of 7000 million!

What is the concept of [-] million?It is already higher than the reward offered by the world's A-level wanted criminals, the Phantom Troupe!

The evidence in front of me was decisive, but I didn't mean to admit it, I just smiled and waved my hands and laughed: "What are you thinking? How could this be me, but it just happens to have a mole growing in one place. Speaking of which, I am much prettier than her Now, what the hell is that scary smoky makeup hahaha."

Hong Zhi and the little follower looked at me with big eyes.Maybe it was because I acted too calmly, and they also began to think that such a powerful person was unlikely to be me, and kept looking back and forth on my face for comparison.

"Boss, maybe I made a mistake." The little follower said, "The woman in this reward order has red hair, but she has silver hair."

Only then did Hong Zhi discover this, and in order to cover up his embarrassment, he deliberately slapped the little follower on the head, and shouted, "That's right! Remember to think more before you speak next time!"

"Hey, I see!"

It seems to have been concealed?I breathed a sigh of relief and wiped my sweaty forehead, but I was scared to death. I didn't expect that it was my hair color that saved me in the end.

I touched my silver hair affectionately, and thought to myself that it was a wise move to dye my hair bright red in order to be the female boss.

Ben escaped, but Mr. Kubotanisu, who had been standing silently by the side, unexpectedly said, "Show me."

He took the phone, and I subconsciously clenched my fists, followed him and watched the reward order calmly.

It's okay, you won't be found out.Thanks to my love of smoky makeup at the time, I could fool my face no matter how similar it was.

Thinking of this, I relaxed a little.

But in the next second, Mr. Kubotanisu's words made me fall into hell: "Isa D. Nedron?"

He pointed to the name on the reward order, his calm face finally changed, and he looked at me in disbelief, "Miss Yisha, isn't your surname Nedren?"

I obviously didn't expect this, and under the baptism of everyone's hot eyes, my mind went blank, I turned around and ran away.

I went home, opened the social software, sent an apology to Mr. Kubotanisu, typed a few words in the hope that he would not reveal my whereabouts to the police, and unilaterally blocked me.

After doing a series of actions, I finally felt a sense of security, and lay on the lazy sofa to watch TV.

The ordinary heroine on TV cried and left after misunderstood the heroine. I chewed on dried sweet potatoes and watched with relish, while watching, complaining about the hero’s personality and the heroine’s IQ.

The phone in my bag vibrated, and I picked it up casually, "Hello?"

"Hey you head! Daughter, are you all right?"

On the other end of the phone, my mother's voice sounded very anxious, and even her tone was sensational like never before, "It's just that the blind date failed, and it's not the first time, don't be discouraged, don't be sad, mom will help you find it again." Yes. Obedient, huh?"

I was confused, spit out the dried sweet potato and made a puzzled sound, "what?"

"It's all because of his son's fault. He actually already has a sweetheart. Really, if I knew this was the case, how could I have let you go on a blind date with him! Don't worry, daughter, this time I must find someone reliable for you!"

After hanging up the phone, I frowned and looked at the squid sitting on the coffee table waiting for my luck.So, did Mr. Kubotani take the initiative to tell his parents that he has someone he likes?I always feel that something is wrong. Could it be that I said this deliberately to prevent me from embarrassing me?

After thinking this through, I suddenly felt a little sorry for him.Both of us concealed our past, but it was obvious that the facts on my side were a hundred times stronger than his. Not only did he not report me, but he even thought up an excuse for me.

...I suddenly regretted it. I have never met such a considerate man in the sea.I took out my mobile phone, unblocked Mr. Kubota with a grateful heart, and called him to say a few words of condolence.

[Sorry, the user you dialed is busy, please try again later. ]

[Sorry, the user you dialed is busy, please try again later. ]

[Sorry, the user you dialed is busy, please try again later. ]

……

The woman with the mechanical voice repeated this sentence countless times in two hours. I threw away the phone and looked at the empty ceiling before I realized——I seemed to be blocked too.

Suppressing the sadness in my heart, I went to the kitchen to get a glass of ice water, gulped it down, and let out a pleasant sigh after drinking it.

What happened today is really a pity, but it also changed my criteria for choosing a mate.Maybe I shouldn't hide my past, what happened to pirates?Now that bandits are prevalent and enemies are everywhere, heroes and policemen are so busy with crimes on land every day, maybe they have no time to care about me who is helpless even the navy.

You can't be too double-standard, right?I am already like this, how can I still have the nerve to ask the other party to be a good woman and man.

After figuring this out, I called my dating agency and briefly said that I was willing to change my personal information, expose the background identity of the pirate, and accept that the other party also had a criminal record.

The intermediary was very surprised, and revealed to me: "It would have been better if it had been like this earlier. I have quite a lot of clients who meet your requirements, and most of them are gangsters. You should be able to match them right away."

Without fear, I said, "Come on."

There was a pause on the other end of the phone, and then there was a crisp keyboard sound. He called me back a few minutes later, "Here is a candidate who used to be a killer by profession and is now a vagrant. Do you want to try it?"

Killer?

I rolled my eyes and thought about it, and felt that as long as the other party had changed his mind, it was not unacceptable.

"How does it look like?" I inquired curiously.

The intermediary smiled mysteriously, "It's pretty good. He's 185cm tall, weighs 68kg, and looks pretty good-looking. Send me a photo for you to see?"

I quickly agreed, and a few seconds later, the photo sent by the intermediary came to my mobile phone.

The man in the photo has short black hair, fair skin, good face, and charming dark eyes.

I subconsciously wiped the saliva from the corner of my mouth, and said to the intermediary: "That's the only one, can you try to contact me?"

The intermediary replied proudly, "I have already contacted you just now, and the other party is also very satisfied with your situation. Should I ask him to contact you?"

"it is good."

I held the phone, full of anticipation in my heart.

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