[Comprehensive] After I retired from the pirate world, I went on a blind date

Krajgana Island, in the castle of the ruins of the Kingdom of Sizkear.

"Perona, help me put away the bath water."

After a long time without getting a response, I put down the nail polish in my hand and looked behind me, "Perona?"

Missed.

... Really, living and eating for nothing in my house, nothing to do, just play all day long!Really spoiled by Moonlight Moriah!

I blew my nails, made sure that the nail polish was dry, put on my coat and went to the forest, and sure enough, I saw Perona's soul floating in the air, laughing and admiring the scene of Sauron being called a [human imitator], the bloody scene of a baboon .

"Red, red sickle!" Hearing my footsteps, Perona turned around in panic, her eyes widened, terrified.

I rolled my eyes at her, "Don't keep acting like you've been bullied by me, okay? Once I didn't ask you to clean or cook, I occasionally asked you to pour a cup of tea and put some water, what are you doing?"

Perona twitched the corner of her mouth, and kindly reminded: "Have you forgotten how you treated me, Lord Moria, Absalom, and Hobak a year and a half ago?"

"...Don't blame me for everything. I only hit you and Moriah. The rest were done by my little brothers." I retorted slowly, leaning against a big tree with my arms folded and my back , casually looked at the sweating Roronoa Zoro beside him: "It's been two days, fighting with baboons without eating or drinking, does he want to become a fairy? How can he win when he is hungry? [Human imitation By]."

These baboons called [human imitators] are not ordinary baboons. They are strong in themselves. Since peeking at Mihawk to guide me to fight, they have become self-taught. Whether it is sword or close combat, they are no better than the Great Channel The pirates who offered a reward of [-] million on the Internet are bad.

And each one is.

Back then, it took me two full years to barely draw with them, and then I practiced hard, and it was not long before I became an adult that I truly won against them.

There are nearly a hundred baboons on the entire island, unless Roronoa Sauron has overwhelming strength, it is impossible to win.

As it stands now, he is still far behind.

It was rare for Perona to agree with me, she nodded and said: "Yes, he is a big fool with brute force, and he is not even one ten-thousandth of Lord Moriah!"

This is a bit too much. Apart from not wanting to borrow a boat, I actually don't have much hostility towards Roronoa Sauron.He is the crew of Ace's younger brother, the Straw Hat Boy. Compared to him, I still dislike Perona who sneaked into my bed and ate my candy.

"Go, go, Moria, Moria's all day long, it's not how you were brainwashed by that old uncle at such a young age." I recalled Moria's fat body, deformed neck and blood basin He took a big mouthful, and felt nausea in his stomach: "Besides, he is too ugly."

After hearing this, Perona wanted to refute, but she didn't dare to provoke me, who was far superior to her, and cried with red eyes: "Wow, don't say that about Lord Moria, he is so good to Perona, don't you I will understand!"

Me: "..." This girl probably likes Moria.From a certain point of view, it seems that I have the same pity as me who likes Hawkeye.

Forget it, don't bully her.

I walked up to Zoro, who was fighting fiercely with the baboon, and stretched out my arm covered with armed domineering, trying to block the knife he slashed at the baboon.

Sauron didn't expect me to appear suddenly, and it was too late to stop. The sharp blade hit my arm and made a crisp sound like metal collision. He stared at my hand in disbelief.

"Don't look at it, of course a kid who can't even use domineering will not understand." I smiled at him wickedly, he was obviously unfamiliar with the word 'dominant', he frowned and looked at me, asking: " What is domineering?"

"Sarah, what is it?" I spread my hands, brushed my long hair and yawned.

Perona covered her mouth and grinned beside her.

Zoro glared at both of us, ignored me, walked around me and took a stance, ready to continue fighting the baboon.

Just want to become stronger, defeat the baboons and defeat me, and then go out to sea in a small boat to find Straw Hat Luffy?

Seeing his ferocious face and his nervousness, I thought he was a guy with a low EQ, but I didn't expect him to be quite loyal.

Anyway, I'm still a captain. Seeing how loyal he is, besides being envious and jealous of Straw Hat Luffy, I'm also a little moved.

I don't know if Luffy, who was rescued by Jinbei, is awake now. If he wakes up, did Marko and the others send someone to inform him?If not, isn't that straw hat Luffy——

Do you really think Ace is dead?

I shook my head hastily, no, Marco has a delicate mind, he will definitely think of this, and he will take the initiative to tell him the truth of the matter soon.

"Hey," I called to Zoro, who was fighting the baboon again.

"What?" He blocked a baboon's blow, and was hit by another baboon that emerged, and the white bandage was once again stained red with blood.

I couldn't stand it anymore, clapped my hands and ordered all the baboons to retreat, and said to him who was still standing still and obviously dissatisfied with the result: "Come back to the castle with me, your wounds need to be cleaned regularly."

"It's long-winded, I don't have that skill." He didn't even look at me.

I looked at his impatient face and couldn't help sneering: "Are you sure? The knives used by those baboons have been used for decades, and they don't like to clean. They have chopped up any animal, and they don't clean up when they are stained with blood." , didn’t you see the dried blood on the blade? Tsk tsk, if you don’t sterilize the wound, be careful to get sick and die before you go out to sea and meet your captain!”

Sauron's bronzed face suddenly darkened again.

...

A pot of thick creamy potato soup is placed on the rectangular table, and two roasted rabbits are placed on the delicate dinner plate, which are charred on the outside and tender on the inside.Wearing kitchen gloves, I brought another bowl of cabbage in chicken sauce to the table, and today's dinner is ready.

Regardless of its simplicity, this is already the most abundant dish on Krajgana Island at the moment.The vegetable garden behind the castle had been abandoned for three years, and all the vegetables and fruits were dead except for the tenacious potatoes and cabbage.It was a dark and damp place, and crops couldn't grow without any care.

Ever since I came back, I have wondered whether it is time to give a farming lesson to the group of baboons who have nothing to do all day long.

"Let's eat." After Mihawk sat down, I said to Perona who was sitting at the table early and drooling at the roasted rabbit.

The ability user of Perona's spirit fruit is usually in a state of out-of-body for the convenience of floating, and now it is natural to return to the body to eat.She is very afraid of me, and usually hides her body, but she doesn't know that if I want to attack her, it will only take a few seconds to open my mind to find her hidden body on this island.

"Where's the moss head?"

I tore off a rabbit leg, and put it on Mihawk's plate thoughtfully. After being stared at by him, I pulled the corner of my mouth in embarrassment, and asked Perona who was in charge of bandaging Sauron's wound.

Perona chewed the rabbit meat with relish, puffed up her cheeks and replied vaguely: "Well... not soon."

"...Oh." I looked at the soup in front of me because I added too much water, so I had to pour milk into the pot and add potatoes, so I accidentally made too much thick soup. He raised his eyebrows and said, "I'll go and see."

It's better to call Roronoa Sauron over for dinner. Seeing his size, he should be able to help with some meals.

What's more, since Mihawk and I came back, he has not eaten for almost three days and three nights in order to defeat the baboons.I just don't want to borrow a boat, and I'm not a devil. How can I watch him starve myself to death?

It's not good to meet too many people on the sea, if the straw hat Luffy asks, how should I explain?Oh, sorry, I didn't feed your crew?

No no no.

I put down my knife and fork and headed for the stairs.

Unlike Perona who occupied my bedroom, Roronoa Zoro is more self-conscious and did not occupy Mihawk's room together.He lives on the third floor of the castle. Go up the stairs and turn right. It is the fifth room from the left.

There are two or three hundred empty rooms in the castle. I think he chose this room because it was the only room with a bed besides Mihawk and mine.

That's right, it was the simple bed I cut wood and made by myself when I first arrived.Because Mihawk brought back a princess bed from another island on my birthday in the second year, I threw the simple wooden bed upstairs.

...So thinking about it this way, he still occupies my bed, huh?

Uh forget it, let him go.A patient with wounds all over his body would be pitiful if he didn't even have a bed to lie on.

The door of the room was ajar, and I hesitated at the door, before knocking on my own door.

"Who is it?" His slightly hoarse voice came from the door.

"I."

"Who?"

"... There are two women living here. My voice is completely different from Perona's delicate voice. Who do you think I am?" Resisting the urge to push the door directly, I pressed the ' Well 'zi, Tucao.

"Oh, it's you." He opened the door, his black eyes met mine, moved his lips, and asked impatiently, "Why are you here?"

"...Mr. Moss-covered head, I'm sorry, this is my home." I forced myself to smile.

"I know." He put his right hand on the scabbard at his waist, looked down and said, "I don't want to stay here either. You lend me the boat, and I'll go now."

"No."

The way he persisted was very interesting, and I didn’t even want to give him the key of the boat because I was so naughty. I turned my eyes and said deliberately: “Why don’t you call me sister? If you do, maybe I’ll lend you the boat?”

"Who would call!" He raised his voice and refused without thinking.

I shrugged, "There is only one chance, so there is no way."

He stared at me, reached out and grabbed the doorknob, and chased people away: "I don't have time to talk to you, so close the door first."

As I said that, I pulled the door, which was quickly blocked by my eyes and hands.

"?"

I forcefully opened the closed door, glanced at his obviously hungry stomach, blinked and asked, "The meal is ready, why don't you come down and eat a little?"

"...Who wants to eat your cooking!"

"Don't say that, think about it carefully, without a boat, you won't be able to leave for a while. If you don't eat the food I cook, is it possible that you still want to go to my vegetable garden in the middle of the night to steal raw potatoes? Tell you, you will be poisoned! "I kindly reminded.

"..."

Seeing that he had nothing to say, I said again: "Don't even think about picking berries in the forest to eat. Those baboons are very protective of their food. They are merciful to you now and don't kill you because they are too lonely and have no one to accompany them." They play, but if you make a move on the fruit..."

I pointed to the wound on his body, and made a gesture of wiping his neck intimately, "I'm really going to die."

"..."

Seeing that he was still struggling with his thoughts, I seemed to have guessed what was going on in his mind, and said with wide eyes, "You don't mean to swim away? Don't, it will take at least two days to go to the nearest island by boat. Go by swimming, not to mention getting lost easily, even if you really don’t eat, drink or meet sea kings, you won’t get there in a week.”

I glanced at the bandages on his body that were still stained with blood after being re-changed, "But in my opinion, let alone a week, with the smell of blood on your body, you are guaranteed to be eaten by sharks in less than an hour." Death."

"So, Mr. Sauron." I smiled at him, "Would you like to come down and taste my craft?"

The author has something to say: ...had the disease that the hero would get stuck as soon as he came out

You are right, why did I, who chose Sauron as the male lead, have trouble with myself?

Thank you son for cooking the nutrient solution~