[Comprehensive] After I retired from the pirate world, I went on a blind date

I'm ashamed to say it, but this was actually my first kiss for 22 years of being single.

... How to kiss, I don't know.Originally, I wanted to do it based on the experience summed up from reading novels and picture books, but my brain became blank the moment their lips touched.

The distance between him and me is negative. In addition to the smell of alcohol, I can still vaguely smell the smell of male hormones that only belongs to him.The feeling of dizziness and rapid heartbeat made me very uncomfortable. It was like thousands of ants were crawling over my body. It was numb and crispy, making my feet feel weak.

I didn't want to fall, but I didn't want to just let him go, so I stood on my tiptoes and wrapped my arms around his neck while he was still in a daze.

It turns out that kissing feels so good...

Having tasted the sweetness, I also grasped the knack a little bit, and tried to deepen the kiss again, but still closed my eyes tightly, fearing that if I opened them, this sweet dream would disappear.

At the moment when the teeth touched, Sauron, who had been stiff all the time, suddenly came back to his senses, and his big rough hand firmly grasped my shoulder, forcing the distance between the two of us.I didn't like it, I lowered my head and hugged his neck tightly and didn't let go. He had no choice but to ask in a breathless and rather shy tone: "...Are you drunk, do you know what you are doing? ah!"

I buried my head into his neck and replied in a muffled voice, "I know, kiss you."

"..."

My answer was so frank that Sauron didn't know what to say for a while.His neck was slightly hot, and because he was close to him, it was not difficult to notice that the already stiff muscles on his body became more rigid.

Unexpectedly, he didn't push me away again, but after waiting for a long time, I still didn't wait for him to hug me back.

Sure enough, I was extravagant.He didn't push me away, but he softened his heart because he knew each other before.

He really looks like him, he looks more ferocious than anyone else, and is even called a humanoid beast by the world, but I know that he is actually gentler than anyone else.

I even thought about disinfecting a strange spider when it was injured. Although it was a bit idiotic to plan to use red wine, I have to admit that I probably changed my mind about him at that moment, and then... I fell in love with him.

Is this the end of us?After this episode, let alone lovers, I guess I won't even have to be friends in the future.Just like Mihawk at that time, once some things are revealed, they can never go back to the past.

The lowered eyes darkened, and the two of them were silent for only 1 minute, but to me it seemed as difficult as several years had passed.

Had I known this, I wouldn't have...

Forget it, that's fine, at least it's broken cleanly, and there's no more regrets.

I raised my head and took a sneak peek at him, seeing that he was still looking dull, I got angry again.

Is it my one-man show from beginning to end?Could it be that this moss head really doesn't have any feelings for me?

Yes, I know that he has the same self-control as Mihawk, but how can I say that Yisha of my red sickle is also recognized as a great beauty in this sea. After I took the initiative to kiss him, he didn't respond at all except for a slight blush?

The more I think about it, the more I feel sorry for myself. Anyway, I'm going to be paralyzed, so I just——

kiss again.

With the heart of revenge, I stood on tiptoe again and printed his lips again.

"???!!!"

Sure enough, Sauron was once again at a loss for me. I squinted at his reaction, snorted coldly in my heart, and then my heart broke, and I directly pried open his teeth, actively entangled with him.

Compared with the faint smell of wine on his lips, the smell of wine on his tongue is stronger. Fortunately, I am a person who loves wine. loot in his mouth.

Although I would shed tears of regret whenever I recalled this moment in the future, but at that time, my whole body seemed to be soaked in honey, and I was tired of sweetness.

When I took the initiative to distance myself, both of them gasped heavily like drowning people who had just escaped from the deep sea.

I licked my lips and recollected his taste. Sweet and bitter tastes surged in my heart at the same time, but I took two steps back pretending to be calm, put my hands behind my back, and said with a smile: "How is it? Am I delicious?" ?”

"..." He gritted his teeth, under the moonlight, his bronzed face was visibly hot.

I didn't get any response, so I laughed at myself, and was about to turn around and go back to the room, when under the dim light, my eyes suddenly caught something strange.

and many more……

I turned around in surprise, stared at him in disbelief, swallowed and asked cautiously, "Do you...react to me?"

"... Long-winded!"

He yelled with a livid face, grabbed my wrist, blushed and said embarrassedly to me: "I am also a normal man, it's strange that you don't respond like this all of a sudden!"

Seeing my shocked and doubtful face, he turned even darker, and rubbed his temples with a headache, "Yisha, you really——"

I was afraid to hear him reject me, so in order to maintain my cheerful personality, I patted him on the shoulder first, and interrupted: "I understand, we are all adults, it doesn't matter."

"?"

"You want to say that your reaction has nothing to do with whether you like me or not. I have indeed heard that men can separate love and sex, so there is no need to explain. I won't pester you because of this."

Having said that, I still couldn't help but glanced at his crotch again, and murmured: "Not bad, it's a pity..."

"What a pity!" Sauron frowned, suddenly realizing that his voice was too loud, afraid of waking up his companion who was still sleeping on the deck, he stretched his neck and looked at his sleeping companion.

Fortunately, no one was awakened by the movement of the two of us.

I laughed at his cowardly appearance, and shook my head helplessly: "It's a mistake to fall in love with you, but it doesn't matter, it's over."

He froze for a moment, as if he didn't hear clearly, his expression became strange: "It's...it's over?"

I shrugged my shoulders, looked at the stars in the sky, and nodded in relief: "Yes. I will set off for the Red Zhan tomorrow, and you can continue your practice of becoming the world's number one swordsman. Of course, although I still It's ten years too early to think you want to beat Mihawk, but I wish you success."

I don't know if I found a boyfriend at that time, life alone is really enough...

Thinking of this, a trace of sadness suddenly flashed in my eyes.

"Huh?" Sauron frowned, as if he heard something incomprehensible, he put his big hand on my shoulder roughly, and pulled me over, "You want to run again?"

I didn't understand and looked up in confusion.

"It's the first time, can you stop disappearing without moving!" With a dissatisfied face, he tightened his grip on my wrist and growled in a low voice.

But I didn't care about the pain in my hand, as if I was aware of something, but asked uncertainly: "Don't you want me to go?"

"..."

"Don't you want to?"

He seemed to be a little crazy when I forced him to question him. He said it was wrong, and it was wrong to say no. He scratched his short hair angrily, "You can't just leave like this, can you?"

I tilted my head, "Then how do I get there?"

"...Speak clearly."

I was amused by him again, I stretched out my index finger to poke on his hard chest, and met his eyes: "What else should I say? It's clear enough. I like you, I like you, I like you , but you don't like me, so I have to leave because I can't help but leave, isn't that okay? Then you still want me—huh?"

Zoro pulled me into his chest forcefully, sealed my lips without saying a word, pried open my teeth roughly, rolled up my tongue and sucked desperately.I was taken aback by his actions, but the sweetness that followed swept my brain. Before my brain reacted, my body instinctively hugged him back, accepting his storm-like kiss little by little. .

I don't know whether this kiss was his own intention, or just because I got angry after being teased after drinking, but at this moment, I can't care so much, I can't think about anything, I just hug him tightly and respond Just with him.

I don't know how long it took, the two kissed until they were breathless, he finally let go of me, stared straight at me with beastly eyes, as if he wanted to see through me, and said in a hoarse voice: "Yi Sha, You wait for me, wait for the day when I defeat Mihawk, I will—"

"Wait a minute, I'm a little dizzy, you can talk later." I covered his mouth with my hand and stopped him.

"Dizzy?" Sauron pulled my hand away and asked in a caring tone that he had never heard before: "Uncomfortable?"

I took two deep breaths, calmed down for a while, and glared at him: "After kissing for half an hour, I hardly even breathed out, do you think I'm comfortable?"

"...You don't know how to breathe!" After being glared at by me, he blushed and complained.

"How can I be as proficient as you? Is it the first time to kiss you just now? I can't breathe or anything!"

"Where am I proficient? It's not the first time for me!" He met my contemptuous eyes and explained in a slightly flustered manner.

"I believe you are a ghost." I rolled my eyes, but my heart was extremely sweet, "So why did you kiss me? Don't tell me you like me too?"

"..." He turned his face away and didn't speak.

"Hey, don't wipe it clean and don't answer, do you want to run away?" I raised my eyebrows.

Then he turned his face and yelled at me: "It's not me but you who wants to escape after eating and wiping it all out?"

...isn't it?I recalled my operation just now, touched the back of my head in embarrassment, and laughed haha: "Ahahahaha, after all, I am a pirate, I can grab whatever I want, I am used to it..."

"Oh, are you used to robbing men?" He folded his hands on his chest, with malicious jealousy in his tone.

It's a pity that I didn't hear it, so I nodded solemnly, "Well, I also robbed ten good women and men before, and made them stand naked on the deck for me to draw..." Uh, why is the surrounding air pressure getting lower and lower? Well, I blinked and met Sauron's fierce gaze.

"Eh..." I realized something was wrong, and I leaned in front of him, stretching out my hand to give him a break, "Oh, are you angry? Angry at me? I'm so surprised, how did I know that you treat me so well?" Do you have feelings? By the way, do you have feelings for me, or is it because of the alcohol and the sperm..." Kiss me?

He was extremely helpless by what I said, and subconsciously wanted to kill me. After meeting my clear eyes, he endured it and silently squeezed my hand.

There are countless thick calluses on the joints of his rough hands, which are proofs that he practiced swords day and night.With a tremor in my heart, I took his hand and looked at it carefully under the moonlight, gently stroked his neat nails, and kissed his fingertips in a mysterious way.

"Hey, what are you doing!" Sauron blushed again.

I think it's really fun for him to look like this, so I deliberately stood on tiptoe and moved my face closer, "Hey, so what's the relationship between us now?"

"...You ask me where I know!"

I was disappointed: "Don't you want to be responsible?"

I snapped my fingers and pursed my mouth to accuse one by one: "You have seen the body of the spider, and the body of the human figure. Just now you kissed me so fiercely. It's all like this. You still don't want to take responsibility." ?”

"...Who, who said that he is not responsible."

"Then what are you going to do?" I opened my eyes wide, tiptoed and kissed him on the cheek again, looking into his bewildered eyes, "Let me tell you first, I have very high requirements for love, no Love that presupposes marriage is all hooliganism, so...do you want to marry me?"

I looked at him expectantly.

Hearing my words, Sauron coughed several times due to choking on his own saliva, and then said: "Marry, get married?" Then he frowned, and answered without thinking, "No."

I:…………

This rejection is too straightforward, I really want to kill him.

"Not before I become the number one swordsman in the world." Seeing the disappointment on my face, he also realized that his answer hurt me, and quickly explained in a low voice: "Maybe I will die someday, What will you do then?"

Puchi—so you were worried about this?

My mood became clear again, I raised the corners of my mouth and took his hand, clasped my fingers together and teased: "Oh, what should I do, I'm already 22 years old, you can't let me wait until I'm an old girl? I said it just now , if you want to defeat Mihawk, you are ten years too early."

"Three years."

"Huh?" I tilted my head when I heard this nonsensical sentence.

"Up to three years."

Under the moonlight, his black eyes shone brightly: "In three years, I will become the world's number one swordsman."

I tugged at the corners of my mouth, stunned by his self-confidence that came from nowhere, and couldn't tell whether he was serious or just trying to be brave.

"It doesn't matter if you don't want to wait for me, just do what you want, just one thing, don't..." He coughed, cleared his throat and said awkwardly: "Don't disappear without saying a word, you know ?”

I thought about it again, and I still think it is impossible to defeat Mihawk in three years, but for some reason, because he is Roronoa Zoro, I feel that it is not impossible.

So I nodded, "Okay."

He glanced at me, and suddenly grinned, naughty and evil: "Why didn't I think you were so..."

"So what? Is it cute?" I said the rest of the word for him.

He was helpless, "Praise yourself, but also shameless."

"Shameless, I want you."

"…………fool."

"So I'm waiting for you?"

"what."

"Then give me a token of love." I rested my chin on his shoulder, breathed in his body fragrance, and begged for it.

"Huh?" He was taken aback, "What do you want?"

"I don't know. I want the knife you carry with you, but I guess it's impossible." I rolled my eyes and thought about it, and a flash of inspiration flashed, "By the way, when I went to the city to buy a yacht today, I saw a good jewelry store. I went in to the store to have a look, and the rings sold there were pretty nice.”

"...Women always like that kind of thing."

"Then will you give it?"

"...Okay, I'll buy it for you tomorrow." He scratched his hair and hugged me tightly on his chest, "There's really nothing I can do about you."

I giggled and asked again, "When did you fall in love with me?"

"........."

I realized something was wrong, got out of his arms, and slapped him, "Hey, don't tell me you really didn't notice it until I confessed to you just now, did you?"

Sauron was right, and growled in embarrassment: "How would I know! I never thought about this question, I always thought you hated me, okay!"

"...It's hopeless, wooden fish head." I stuck out my tongue and complained.

"Are you still dizzy?" He asked.

"It's better, but it still hurts a little after drinking too much wine."

"Then go to sleep, you have to go to sea tomorrow."

"...you sleep with me?"

He frowned, "How is that possible! And you live in Nami's room, I don't even want to go in."

I snapped, "Okay. Then I'll go back to sleep, remember to buy me a ring tomorrow."

"understood."

"Then...before you go to bed, kiss again?" I blinked.

With his right eye half-opened, he saw my expectant look, and hugged me awkwardly against the obvious blush on his face.

"Women are really troublesome."

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