[Comprehensive] After I retired from the pirate world, I went on a blind date

At ten o'clock in the evening, the whole city is still brightly lit.

Turning left and right following the positioning of the mobile phone, he left the downtown area unknowingly and came to a dark alley.

There is only one very dilapidated bar in the alley. I just raised my legs and wanted to go in, but found that the location of the mobile phone showed that it was not here. I was a little confused but had no choice, so I had to continue walking in the alley with confusion, walking While complaining.

Who would choose such a weird place for a blind date? Even if the profession is a killer, there is no need to be so careful.

Look at the man who beat up Mr. Enemy, tsk tsk, he didn't even pretend to go to a crowded movie theater. Compared with him, he suddenly felt that today's blind date might be a little low...ah no, no, no Preconceptions come first.

I patted my cheek to wake up, looked at the phone and stopped, and it was here.

Turning off the navigation, I put down my phone and looked up, and what I saw was a beautiful and well-maintained Porsche 356A.We must know that in this era of advanced technology, most people love energy-saving cars that are both affordable and environmentally friendly, but it is rare to see such an ancient car.

But I like it.The corners of my mouth curled up. Although this blind date was a bit sneaky, he was quite romantic.

Since it's located here, and there's nothing else around, it must be the meaning of meeting in the car, right?Guessing, I poked my head and carefully looked into the car. Unfortunately, the window glass was coated with a layer of black film, and the light performance was not good, so I couldn't see anything.

Had to go in.It is too unsafe for an ordinary person to enter a stranger's car without any precautions. Unfortunately, I am not an ordinary person. Not only am I not afraid, but I am also a little excited. I walked around the Porsche 356A and came to the co-pilot position. , reached out and pulled the doorknob to test it, well, it really didn't close.

I unceremoniously opened the car door and sat in, then quickly combed my hair, felt that I was in good condition, and then looked up, smiling brightly at the figure in the driver's seat next to me.

There was a strong smell of tobacco in the dark car, and there was almost no light inside. Only by the only spark on the cigarette butt between the man's lips, he could vaguely see that he was wearing a dark windbreaker, as if he was wearing a Black top hat.

After a few seconds, my eyes adapted to the darkness, and I saw his long light golden hair casually scattered behind him, with many fine bangs on his forehead under the brim of the hat. The long bangs covered most of his face, but it was not difficult to get out of it. The water chestnut of the chin and the high nose make him look extraordinary.

He seemed a little surprised why I came into his car, and his sharp eyes were examining me through the bangs.

The cold and unfamiliar gaze made me shiver. Could it be that I made a mistake with this murderous look?

I quickly took out my mobile phone and compared it with the photos sent by the intermediary. It was strange, but there was nothing wrong.

Oh, maybe he doesn't know who I am.

Thinking of this, I kept smiling and greeted him warmly, "Hi, Mr. Vodka, I am your blind date, Isa D. Nedron." As I said that, I raised my hand and turned on the headlights above my head , The interior of the car instantly lit up.

Under the warm yellow light, the corners of Mr. Vodka's mouth rose strangely.He glanced at me, reached out his hand to take the cigarette between his lips and put it out roughly in the ashtray that came with the car, then put his right hand into the pocket of the black coat.In the next second, a finely crafted pistol hit my forehead.The cold touch instantly froze my smile and made me serious.

Is it a Beau Retta M92F made in Italy... I took a quick look at the pistol he was using out of the corner of my eye, frowned and said, "Why? Could it be that you tried every means to date me just to kill me?"

I sneered, and immediately lost all affection for him, "Then you have made a wrong calculation, it is impossible for me to be caught by you..."

Before the words were finished, Mr. 'Vodka' had already pulled the trigger.The hot [-]mm bullet flew out from the muzzle of the gun, but exploded the moment it touched my forehead.

drop.drop.

The sweet blood dripped down his fingers onto the sheepskin seat, a trace of surprise flashed in Mr. Vodka's pupils, his long and narrow eyes squinted at his hand injured by the explosion, and he remained silent.

I'm not going anywhere right now.Who the hell would have thought that a blind date would shoot without saying a word?If I hadn't covered my forehead with armed domineering in time to make the bullet rebound and the gun exploded, I would have died a long time ago.

Wiping off the bullet fragments with a burnt smell on my forehead, I glared at him with a dark face.

The more I think about it, the more I get annoyed that I dare to treat this girl's sincerity as rubbish. I suppressed the anger in my heart, suppressed the thought of wanting to tear the man with golden long hair into pieces, and raised my hand to slap him , "Damn you!"

"Don't make trouble!" He caught my attack, firmly grasped my wrist with his left hand wearing a leather glove, slightly opened his beautiful thin lips, and asked in a deep magnetic voice: "Who the hell are you? What are you doing?" Purpose?"

What kind of problem is this?

I can now fully confirm whether he is an idiot or an amnesiac.Withdrawing my hand, I rolled my eyes and rubbed my sore wrist, which was pinched by him, and complained angrily, "Who else can I be? What the hell, it's you who proposed to go on a blind date with me, why? Turn your face and you won't recognize anyone!"

"Sure enough, there is something wrong with the brain, and you still call yourself... vodka? Do you think it's very stylish for you to name it after a wine? It's crazy!"

Saying that, I shook my head in disgust.

Mr.'Vodka's complexion became weird, and his sharp eyes looked at my face for a long time, as if trying to determine whether I was lying, "You called me Vodka?"

"What?" I gave him a strange look.

"Oh, I'm not some vodka." He chuckled, opened the drawer in the car in front of me and took out a pack of bandages, tore open the plastic wrap with his mouth and bandaged his injured right hand leisurely.

Not vodka?I was a little surprised, "Then who are you?"

He didn't even look at me, snorted lightly, and didn't express his opinion.

……… I really deserve a beating.They are also killers, so why is there such a difference in personality?I suddenly missed Mr. Yiermi. Beating the enemy, at least he was still polite.

The two were deadlocked like this.He didn't intend to speak, but kept rubbing the lighter in his hand with his left hand.And I don't want to leave either. Before I find out the truth of the matter, my old lady is going to be so exhausted.

After 10 minutes, the door of the back seat was opened, only to hear a breathless voice asking respectfully: "Qin, Brother Gin. Sorry, there are many people in the toilet at the bar. I came back late. By the way, did you see a woman?"

Hearing what he said, I turned my head from the co-pilot's seat and looked at him blankly.

The visitor had the same attire as the blond man, except that he had a fat figure and a big face. The black windbreaker and top hat did not add mystery to him at all, but looked a little funny.

I suddenly had a headache, maybe this is the legendary vodka...

As expected, it was a surprise.The blond man next to him, that is, the big brother Gin in the mouth of the fat man, sneered, his eyes were fierce, and he asked as if he wanted to stare the fat man to death with his eyes, "Vodka, what did you do?"

It's really vodka, my blind date!

I covered my face with one hand, I didn't want to face this fact, the mood at this moment can probably be described as "After meeting the base, I found out that the person I dated online has been cheating with friends' photos all the time, the real person is actually horrible".

I'm too lazy to seek revenge on the blond man at this moment, I just want to sneak away quickly and don't get involved with this fat Mr. Vodka.

Action is worse than heartbeat, I quickly picked up the handbag under the seat, opened the car door and stepped outside with lightning speed.But just as I stepped out of a thigh, a cold and rough hand grabbed me violently.Gin's hands were big, and the thick calluses between the joints rubbed against the thin flesh of my legs, and because of the thin legs, he almost wrapped my thighs with one hand.

"... Please let go, please?" I pulled my legs and found that I couldn't move, so I had to bite the bullet and said.

Gin looked into my eyes, and actually let go of his hand.I moved him and gave him a look, but the next second he stretched out his hand again, but this time the target was not my leg, but grabbed my shoulder and pulled me back into the car.

"Who the hell are you?" Gin was very close to me, and the smell of cologne on his body was slightly pungent.At such a close distance, I finally saw his face clearly.

Very handsome.

Different from the handsomeness of Xu Alian Kubota and the gentleness of Mr. Yiermi. Dadike, Gin's handsomeness is special.He is actually a bit older, I guess he is at least around 35, but the years did not make him look vicissitudes, but a sense of maturity that no one else has.

Even with long hair, no one would mistake him for a woman.

I swallowed, my long eyelashes almost touching his face.His tobacco-smelling breath brushed my face, and the warm touch made my heart beat faster.

It feels like... not bad.

A woman who has been single for 25 years and now just wants to get married is really hopeless.

I chose to forget that he wanted to kill me just now—it was impossible to succeed anyway, so I just ignored the dumbfounded vodka in the back seat, let go of myself, and showed my nature of being seductive when I met a handsome guy, "Leave me So close, do you want to kiss me?"

I licked my lips seductively, and shamelessly leaned forward another centimeter, "Who am I? Guess, am I here to eat you?"

"..." Gin took a pause, then let go of the hand holding my shoulder, covered my face and laughed.

I am indifferent: ... is it funny?This is already the seduction I have used all my life to learn!

"That, Miss Yisha."

Vodka behind him finally couldn't bear the loneliness, looked at the laughing Gin and whispered: "I am your blind date, Vodka."

I resolutely took out my phone, flipped the interface to the photo sent by the intermediary, and showed it to him, "No, my blind date is not you."

Vodka changed his face and continued to fight for it: "No, no, it's really me. I just uploaded the picture of Brother Gin after a brain pumping. You can also see that my appearance is not very good. I—— —Ah! Brother, don’t want it!”

There was a scream from Vodka, I silently watched Gin point a gun at his hand, and chose to ignore it.

"Hey, woman." After Vodka shut up, Gin retracted his pistol and opened his mouth to me.

"Ok?"

"You are not an ordinary person." He stretched out his hand to pinch my chin with his thumb and forefinger, stared at my lips with eagle-like eyes, and said, "Interesting."

I thought he was complimenting me. It’s rare to meet this type of sexy old man. I smiled, touched his cold face with an inch, flicked my fingers, and said: "Although all this is a misunderstanding , but I seem to like you quite a bit, Mr. Gin."

I looked at him ambiguously, and slid my palms across his cheeks to his chest. Seeing that he didn't refuse, I curled the corners of my mouth, brought my lips carefully painted with light pink lipstick to his ear, and exhaled in a low voice: "Yes! Don’t make the mistake, why don’t you go on a blind date with me?”