[Comprehensive] After I retired from the pirate world, I went on a blind date

I really couldn't think of a result, so I scratched my head at home and spent three days. Three days later, I closed the Internet cafe and locked the door. I took a day and night train to the city where Mi Ji lived with my bag on my back.

He lives on the top floor of a high-end apartment in the city center. I stepped out of the elevator, stood in front of the imposing iron gate and rang the doorbell.

The door opened slowly, just looking at the strange man in front of me, I squinted my eyes in doubt, but I didn't recognize him.

"Il fan?"

"...Sister, I'm Mi Chi."

A slender young man with short hair was wearing a clean and neat white T-shirt, standing lazily at the door.With slender and slender fingers, he pushed the door a little further, and he turned slightly to make room for me outside the door to enter.

It wasn't until I sat on his high-end soft sofa and drank the scented tea he handed me, that I realized in a daze, "How did you lose so much weight?"

But I haven't seen him for three months. The ridiculous changes can be described as earth-shaking. Not only did he lose a lot of fat, but he also developed lean muscles. The muscles exposed from the cuffs are evenly distributed and the lines are smooth. It looks like he walked out of a cartoon. beautiful boy.

To be honest, he is two points better than his elder brother Yiermi. Beat Dike.Yi Ermi's appearance is delicate and exquisite, but those big black eyes are hollow and lifeless, not as good as Mi Ji's slanting peach blossom eyes with inherently attractive attributes.

I took a sip of scented tea to calm my shock, put down the teacup, looked him up and down carefully, and asked suspiciously: "Could it be that he is going to take diet pills? Don't eat those things that ruin your body."

Mi Ji's fair fingers clenched into fists and pressed against his lips, he coughed lightly and replied, "How? I have lost weight through diet control and exercise. Sister, during the three months you rested in Shuangyue Village, I've never been idle."

"I can see it. Mi Ji, my sister is really touched, and I am so proud of you!"

Overwhelmed by my gratified expression, he gripped his hand on his lap.I looked at him so shy, and my heart was hit by 10000 million points again——————————————————————————————————————————————————

The gene of beating the enemy Hakka is really not built!

Who would have imagined that Mi Ji, who was once so ugly that he could only shut himself up at home, would look like this after losing weight?If I had known that he would have such a good-looking day, I probably wouldn't recognize him as my younger brother, and I would have taken the initiative when he was still a fat man!

……Kidding.

Hey.

"Sister, what's wrong with you?" Seeing that I was in a bad mood, Mi Ji sat closer and asked with concern.

I glanced at his delicate face, lowered my head and sighed again, "Miji, let me ask you, if I tell you that I already know who my future husband is, what do you think I should do?"

"You know?" He was a little surprised, and then he was even more puzzled: "If you know, go to him, isn't that how you made up your mind?"

Yes, I did say that, but I really didn't expect that person to be Moss Head!

Sensing my hesitation, the light bulb in Miji's mind lit up, he clenched his right fist and tapped the palm of his left hand, and suddenly realized: "Could it be that you don't like that person? Don't you like it?"

I didn't answer, but my face became even weirder.

"sister?"

"It's not that I don't like it..." I stammered.

"Then why don't you go?"

I twisted my shoulders awkwardly, "I can't say it, I just feel like being hit by a pie, I feel dizzy, and I always feel unrealistic."

After all, three years have passed, and so many things have happened in these three years, I thought I would never think of him again in this life, so this happened.

"Pie?" Mi Ji was really surprised this time, his eyebrows were raised high, and he even uttered a dirty word: "Damn, who is the other party? Why do you feel this way, sister? Could it be—— —”

He draws out his voice.

Got guessed? !

I stared at him nervously, waiting with bated breath for his next words.

"Could it be that that person is the world's number one richest man?"

"...That's not it!"

"Who is that? Don't be foolish. If you don't tell me, how can I find a solution for you?" Mi Ji was getting impatient with my ink marks.

Three months ago, if he dared to talk to me like that, I would have already slapped him with a tantrum, but when my eyes slipped past his handsome face that has become like a crown jade and skin like fat, my hands Still took it back honestly.

I can't bear to fight.

"It's Sauron."

After being silent for a while, I finally pronounced Zoro's name, and sat on the sofa nervously observing the funny reaction.

As expected, Mi Chi would have yelled that it was impossible, then opened his mouth wide in astonishment, shook my shoulders and asked me what was going on.But in fact, he... didn't respond.

"Oh, that's it..." Mi Ji drank tea, "Isn't that great, didn't you like him before? It's also considered a mutual love."

"But he is Sauron! What happened to the two of us before, why did he like me? Or, when did he like me?"

Mi Ji glanced at me, and said lightly: "Sorry, I really want to answer you, but unfortunately I don't know. Sister, you didn't tell me the story between you and Roronoa Zoro."

I was taken aback, "Yeah..."

Because the matter was too embarrassing, I only briefly recalled it in my mind, and I didn't feel embarrassed to say it.

"However, even if I don't know, I still support my sister to find him, and I will definitely succeed."

How can it be so easy?I pouted, feeling happy and amused at the trust he gave me, "You really have confidence in me."

"After all, my sister is good-looking."

"That's the truth." I nodded with satisfaction, and then showed embarrassment, "But how do I find it? That guy should still be in the New World now. According to the information I found before, it seems that he is with the red-haired pirates. Together."

Mi Ji didn't know how dangerous the route to the New World was, so he suggested directly: "Then why don't you go back to the New World?"

I have also thought about this plan, but how can it be so easy in the new world?Without a skilled navigator, let alone the new world, I would not be able to cross the upside-down mountain at the entrance of the great waterway.

But my navigator, Kristana, has returned to the voyage alone after taking me safely back to the West Sea. If I call her back for such a personal matter now... Forget it, it's shameful.

It's ridiculous to think about it, and even if Christana is really called back, the sea route from the New World to the East China Sea will take three months at the fastest. By the time she gets here, all the flowers will bloom.

"Then let's go together, I'll take you there in a flying boat."

I looked up in surprise and was moved in my heart, but I still shook my head and refused, "No, it's too dangerous. The weather of the great route is changeable, and airships are not allowed to enter."

Otherwise, relying on the financial resources of the Navy, they would have dispatched military airships to find OnePiece first, so how could we usher in the era of great navigation?

"Then what should we do?" Mi Ji worried for me.

I was also very irritable, and tapped my index finger on my thigh, and finally resignedly took out the phone bug I bought on the way out of my bag.

"Let's call Erdenia."

...

The silver-white phone bug cost 200 million peleys, which doesn't sound like much, but a brand new smartphone can only cost 20.In Donghai, spending 200 million to buy a phone bug that can make calls and sleep the rest of the time is considered a big deal.

Moreover, phone bugs can only connect to phone bugs over long distances, which is not as convenient as a mobile phone.

There are very few people who can use phone bugs to make calls. I finally found a communication store that sells phone bugs. This is the only one in that store. The price has dropped from 800 million to 500 million and then to 200 million. Wan, it's been three years. If I hadn't bought it today, I probably wouldn't be able to sell it until next year.

Taking out this snail-like creature that was bigger than my palm, I fed it some water and ate some leftover boiled chicken breasts in the refrigerator before feeding it, which looked listless. Press the button on the top of the shell and call the phone bug on my Red Zhan.

It was not Erdenia who answered the phone, but a slightly unfamiliar male voice. After thinking for a long time, I recalled that it seemed to be the voice of my younger brother Y, and said in surprise: "Y, you have grown up and your voice has changed. ah."

Y on the other end of the phone bug was taken aback, and it took a while to realize, "Boss? Is it really the boss?"

"It's me. Are you all right?" I softened my voice and looked softly at the phone bug, hoping it could convey my expression.

"Boss, I miss you so much!" The phone bug, imitating younger brother Y's expression, wept bitterly.

He was picked up on the boat not long before I retired. He was only 14 years old at the time, and he should be almost 18 now.

"Well... I miss you too." I raised the corners of my lips from the bottom of my heart, comforted him softly, and chatted a few more words before letting him call Erdenia over to answer the phone.

Unexpectedly, my younger brother Y told me that Erdenia was not there, and his voice was crying, even the phone bug was crying: "The deputy captain is in the hospital."

I was startled, and accidentally grabbed my hand, almost crushing the unsuspecting phone bug to death, "Why was he hospitalized? Who can hurt him?"

Eldenia is the strongest combat power on the Red Zhan besides me. Not only is he a devil fruit capable user, but he can also skillfully control the overlord's domineering aura. If I really want to fight, I may not be able to fight him. How could it be hurt?

"It was Roronoa Zoro!" Little brother Y squeezed out the words viciously from between his teeth, "What an ungrateful guy, thank you boss for saving them!"

... Sauron?

The recent appearance rate of this guy's name is too high!

I realized that things are not that simple, Sauron is very good at swordsmanship, but not everyone can cut, something must have happened between Erdenia and him, and the only thing these two people have in common is...

I?

…………

"Y, you go to the hospital now and give the phone bug to Erdenia, I want to talk to him."

Little brother Y sniffed, nodded obediently, "Okay, wait a minute, boss, I'll ride there in about 15 minutes."

"Row."

Sure enough, 15 minutes later, Erdenia answered the phone, and the phone bug changed from a sad and angry look to a more serious expression, "Isa?"

"Erdonia? It's me, you—" Are you okay?

Before I could finish speaking, the phone bug frowned, stared at me and scolded me loudly: "You only know to call me now? Do you know that I can't find you, and I'm so frantic?"

"Ah...?" I blinked blankly, "Are you looking for me?"

"Nonsense! I have called you several times in the past two months, but no one answered. What are you doing!?"

"I didn't do anything, which call did you make?"

I really haven't received it?

"It's the red and white striped phone bug I gave you before you left!"

I just remembered this crop, and suddenly opened my mouth.Oops, there seems to be a phone bug, so the question is, where do I throw it?

I suddenly remembered the [-]-square-meter backyard behind my Xijing villa...

Uh……

No wonder I didn't receive a call. That phone bug has been kept by me for three years, and it might have crawled away long ago.

"...I lost it. By the way, Y said that you were hospitalized because of Zoro. What happened to you?" I changed the subject.

Mentioning this matter, Erdenia became obviously more angry, and the anger on the phone bug's face became more and more serious, and then turned into deep worry, "Isa, what's the situation with you now, are you married? No? That fellow Roronoa somehow came to me and snatched your life card away!"

Life card?

What does he want my life card to do, could it be...

I suddenly thought of something, and at the same time, there was a hasty knock on the door of Mi Ji's house.Mi Ji muttered, "It's strange, I have no friends, and my elder brother never leaves the door when he comes. Who will come to me?" 'Stand up, but before he reached the door, the other party got impatient and directly split open the iron anti-theft door.

...?

Mi Ji's eyes widened, subconsciously thinking that the visitor was not friendly, so he took out two bombs from his trouser pocket and threw them over.

[Ka———]

The bomb was precisely split in half.

I:…………

Miji: ………

Erdenia was still roaring at the other end: "Isa, did you hear me? Roronoa Sauron is not here to look for you, is he? Is he feeling uneasy and kind to you? Run away!" "

I said, "...it's too late."

"?"

"He's already here. Don't worry if it's okay!" After saying this quickly, I hung up the phone, grabbed Mi Ji's back collar, pulled him behind who hadn't reacted, and looked at the clothes in front of me. The man in the green robe pulled the corner of his mouth and forced out a syllable: "...Hi."

That mossy head glanced at me, a trace of surprise flashed in his dark pupils, then he frowned and looked at the pure white life card between his fingers, tilted his head and murmured: "Strange, isn't this Yisha's life card? Wrong person——"

I didn't expect that after three years of absence, the first sentence I heard from his mouth turned out to be like this.My forehead twitched, and I couldn't hold back my temper. I walked up to him expressionlessly, tiptoed and reached out to grab his ear: "Why did you find the wrong person, silly you? It's just removing makeup and changing hair With a different color, you can't recognize me?"

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The author has something to say: Happy New Year’s Eve everyone! ! !Love you guys! ! !Please take care of me in the new year! ! !

In order to express my gratitude, all comments in this chapter will be distributed with small red envelopes, okay~~

ps: My Kawen is very good, don't wait for tomorrow...

Thank you, I am the river god, mine

Thank you Boge and Nangu for the nutrient solution~