[Comprehensive] After I retired from the pirate world, I went on a blind date

On the day Sauron and I got married, looking at the entire Great Channel, almost all the pirates with names and surnames were present.

In the white and dreamy venue, the red-haired Shanks is crossing his shoulders and chatting with the impatient Mihawk; Erdenia met Bonnie, whom he hadn't seen for a long time, and quarreled with her without saying a word; Boa Hancock, who has been wearing a straw hat for seven years, still observes Luffy's faceless appearance of eating meat not far away with a shy expression; He yelled and took his hand, telling about the grievances he had suffered in Kraigana Island over the years.

And I was sitting in the dressing room, letting Nami and Robin change my clothes and put on my makeup.

"Is the eyeshadow of this color too light? I'm going to take a photo today, so I want to draw a darker color to make my eyes appear bigger?" I suggested in the mirror, winking.

Nami stopped her hand that was powdering me, bent down and gave me a serious look, and then dismissed: "This color is pretty good, Yisha, what is your taste? It was fine before, why do you still like Huayan now? Smoky makeup? Don’t look like Ivankov.”

So in your eyes, my smoky makeup looks like Ivankov!

"...I don't like smoky makeup, I just want to make my eyes look bigger, so that it will be easier to take pictures." I retorted weakly.

"It's big enough..." Nami had no choice but to put lipstick on my lips and patted me on the shoulder, saying, "How are you, are you satisfied with this makeup? Bridesmaid."

I looked at myself seriously, touched my chin and replied: "It's pretty, but I still think the eye shadow can be more..."

Pia received Nami's powerful palm on the back of her head.

Well, so be it.

The wedding dress was chosen a month ago, it was a relatively conservative style, a simple white gauze tube top dress.Personally, I don't like wedding dresses that are too fluffy. After all, the figure is there. As long as the shape is OK, there is absolutely no reason to wear it ugly.

The overall shape was still designed by Nami. She curled my hair into a slightly curled half, put on a transparent veil and arranged it, and then let the rest of my hair hang freely behind me, so that the red-hot long hair and The white and shiny wedding dress is in stark contrast.

I looked at my pure white self in the mirror and felt a little dazed for a moment.

Am I really going to marry Zoro, the mossy head that I found annoying at first?

Recalling the bits and pieces of the two of them in the past, and the three years of misses during the period, I took a deep breath, thinking of those funny oolongs, I couldn't help but twitch the corners of my lips in foolish joy.

"Let's go, bride, the wedding is about to begin." Nami stood aside with her hands on her hips, reminding her with a smile in her eyes.

"it is good."

Pirate marriage is actually very simple. I didn't plan to do more, and I can't expect the Civil Affairs Bureau to obediently issue marriage certificates to two big pirates with a bounty of more than one billion, right?

So I didn't expect any wedding at all, I just thought about reuniting the Red Slash Pirates and the Straw Hat Pirates one day, eating and drinking together.

As for others, don't bother, the New World is not as developed as the West Sea, it will take ten days and half a month for the invitation letter to arrive, and then everyone will get together on a boat... I don't know how to get married in the year of the monkey.

So when Zoro told me he had invited everyone he knew and the wedding was next month, I thought he was joking.

"Really?" I looked at him suspiciously.

"Of course it's true, why should I lie to you?"

I half-closed my eyes and looked at him for a long time, then grinned, happily took his hand and asked, "Oh? Then who will come over?"

Sauron held me tightly, pulled me into his arms, put his chin on the top of my head and replied, "I don't know, but as long as they are people you know, I have sent invitation letters."

"Including Mihawk?"

"...Including." Sauron hugged me tightly, biting his teeth.

"Pfft, are you still jealous?" I stood on tiptoe, stretched out my hand to pinch his face, pulling his face out of shape, "Da Jianhao, remember to call him Dad when the time comes."

"...so long-winded!" Zoro frowned at the thought of that scene.

It was Erdenia who officiated at the wedding.Although he looked at Sauron in an extremely unfriendly way, he cheered up for me and went through the whole process smoothly.

I exchanged rings with Sauron in front of all the pirates. When he put the wedding ring on my left ring finger with his rough fingers, I looked up at him and clearly saw the focus and enthusiasm in his black eyes. gentle.

"Isa." Putting on the ring, he lowered his head and called out my name with a voice that only I could hear.

I pecked his lips in a good mood, smiled and said: "You are mine now."

All the pirates in the audience whistled and carnivaled when they saw our intimate interaction. Zoro was a little ashamed by them, but he still held my hand tightly, with no intention of letting go.

"Please take care of me for the rest of my life, Moss Head."

I felt his body tremble, and then there was a low chuckle in my ear.

"Ah, don't worry."

Everything went smoothly, and Zoro and I relied on our good drinking capacity and drank one cup after another with everyone, until the venue that can accommodate 8000 people except for the red-haired Shanks and Mihawk remained sober, the rest were almost We were all brought down.

Of course, Boa Hancock did not participate in this farce. She stood up suddenly when Luffy was drunk, hugged Luffy and left with a blushing face.

...Uh, forget it, let's not think about where she took the straw hat, there are more important things right now.

Mihawk and Zoro fight!

The two super drunks got drunk and poured wine glasses into their mouths.Forget about Sauron, he usually looks like this, but Mihawk? ? ?Do you want to lose your high-cold image?

In the end, the red-haired Shanks jumped out to make a rescue, snatched the wine glass from Mihawk's hand and threw it out.

Mihawk was quite drunk, he was almost leaning on his former opponent and now best friend Hongfa, and said to Sauron with a cold face: "Be nice to Yisha, otherwise..."

Otherwise, I don't know anything, because he burped.

I covered my face so I couldn't see.

"Ahahahaha Roronoa, I'll drag Hawkeye away first, it's getting dark soon, you and Red Sickle can..." The red-haired Shanks didn't finish his sentence, he frowned and handed it to us. After a look of "you understand by yourself", Mihawk smiled and left with his slippers on.

Sauron and I looked at each other, I moved my lips and just wanted to say something, he suddenly picked me up, leaned over and kissed my lips, and carried me to our room step by step.

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"Wait a minute!" I suddenly had a bad premonition, so I jumped up from the bed and ran out of the window in horror.

"What's the matter?" Moss, who was hot all over his body, covered his head with the sheet, extremely impatient.

I didn't have time to pay attention to him, Che Lan's eyes were full of disbelief, she hugged her head and shouted wildly: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh my god!"

"Isa?" Sauron realized that something was wrong, put on his clothes and walked to me, frowned and looked out the window, "What did you see...?"

Well, I don't need to explain, because outside the window, more than a dozen warships that are too big to be scary are approaching the venue, and the person standing on the leading warship is not Akainu, Fujitora, or Garp.

But...

"Why did my dad come! Also, why is that brat Katsuki here?" I couldn't believe what I saw, closed my eyes and felt it again with the domineering color of knowledge, and cried and realized that it was really not me Wrong person.

What is more terrifying than the navy?

hero!

The former no.1 hero and the contemporary superhero, All Might and Bakugo Katsuki!No, if you look carefully, Izuku, Kisei Hitomi, Misaki, and...my mother are among the dark crowd behind them?

This, is this here to bless me or to mess things up?

Since Hitomi and Misaki are both here, it is definitely not here to mess things up.It can be said that it is not quite right to come to bless, why take a navy warship?Scared to death, okay!

Not to mention me and Zoro, in the venue, there are no less than 5000 people who can be called great pirates by the world, including this year's Supernova, whose reward reached [-] million in just one year The blasting ghosts are ridiculous!

I quickly got dressed and rushed out of the room with Sauron, woke up all the drowsy pirates, and shouted: "Everyone, run, the navy and heroes are coming!"

A few pirates who were sleeping lightly jumped up immediately after hearing the name of the navy, terrified: "My God, retreat, retreat!"

There are also some powerful ones who are disdainful, "As long as they are not the three future generations, I will beat them all back!"

Then he looked at me with a dazed expression: "But what did you say, Hong Sickle? The hero is here too?"

Bonnie, who I was shaking crazily and fell unconscious on the ground, turned her head and replied: "Olmert and Katsuki Bakugo are here, so I asked you if you are afraid!!!"

"My God! Is this the combination of the heroes and the navy to kill us all?"

I have a vague feeling in my heart that they are just here to attend my wedding, but who the hell knows, have they been used by the navy?Even if not, that kid Katsuki will definitely not let me go easily...

That irascible young man with a wicked face but a hero of the people will not let me go just because I am her cousin.Oh no, it's not a boy, now he is already an upright man.

The situation is urgent, but with the help of Zoro and I, as well as Erdenia, Miji and the Straw Hats who are gradually waking up, most of the pirates have slipped away, leaving only a few Five emperors and kings under the Qiwuhai.

I took a deep breath, looked at the warship that was getting closer and closer to me, trembled after meeting the fiery red eyes of a man with light blond hair, and silently looked away.

Katsuki: "Isa, you actually became a pirate? Get out of here!"

Mom: "Daughter, I'm here to see my son-in-law, where is he?"

All Might: "Isa turned out to be a pirate... It's all about Dad's fault, but don't worry, because I'm here!"

Deku: "Sister Yisa, don't be afraid, we are here to bless you!"

Misaki: "Sister Yisa, I miss you so much!"

Laisheng Tong: "Oh my God, Yisha, your man is as black as in the reward order... Hahaha, don't worry, I came alone, without a handsome husband."

Il fans: "Yo."

Wait, it seems that a terrible person has mixed in?I trembled all over, and quickly pushed Mi Ji out while Sauron was not paying attention, "Your brother, you deal with it yourself!"

"sister?"

"If you don't want to be beheaded by me and your brother-in-law, you should watch Ilmi in prison and don't make trouble!" I warned viciously, while Mi Ji, the supernova in the pirate world who was threatened by me, weakly Nodding, "OK..."

When the warship docked, a row of acquaintances waved at me from a distance. They were happy, angry, angry, and some were moved to tears after seeing me in a wedding dress like my mother.

A few minutes later, they all came over and said to me who was pale and Zoro who was holding my hand tightly.

"Happy Newlyweds!"

The author has something to say: ...Pfft, I finally got it out, as for how chaotic the wedding scene will be in the future, I don't care about it!

Well, this is the last episode, nothing else.

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