[Zhongyingmei] The number one black powder

It was the first time Tony realized that pineapples were such an anti-human thing after living such a big life.

He has never peeled a pineapple by himself in his life, and he has never even seen others peel a pineapple. All the pineapples he has seen are the golden ones that have been cut and placed on a lovely plate with a few toothpicks on top. Small yellow fruit pieces.

And today, he finally saw a pineapple with the skin on for the first time.Not thankful for this convulsive villain.

Before starting to use the knife, Tony was full of ambition and self-confidence. He felt that as a famous superhero, rich man, playboy and the best engineer, he had absolutely no problem dealing with a small pineapple.

Two minutes later, he picked up the fruit knife under the earnest eyes of the girl on the opposite side, and after two strokes on the hard emerald green leaf covered with thorns...he gestured twice, and then made more gestures Several times... Then I had to admit with discouragement that this yellow fruit weighing only four catties was as invulnerable as Captain America's shield.

Ten minutes later, when he saw the bulging pineapple eyes when peeling the skin, he felt that something was wrong.

Half an hour later, he was still digging out the pineapple eyes one by one with difficulty, and seeing that the third of the progress he had completed was full of potholes like the surface of the moon, he had an urge to use this knife to give himself a good time.And Veronica had already closed her eyes, her head lowered and she tapped on the table from time to time.

After 10 minutes, Tony Stark, who gave up struggling, had to admit that human potential is limited, and even geniuses are beyond their capabilities.

After another 5 minutes, he and Veronica shared the only pound of pineapple core left below the eye depth of the pineapple.

"This pineapple...is not sweet." Veronica announced after taking only two bites.

"I think it's okay." Tony really wanted to agree with the girl's statement, but he had put so much effort into this pineapple that even if he was kneeling, he would have to finish his share.

"I feel that the acid-base balance in my stomach has been broken, which will cause damage to the gastric mucosa and duodenal mucosa, and even gastric ulcer..." Even after drinking too much, the girl seemed to remain surprisingly calm. Standing up while supporting himself so solemnly, "I'm going out to buy a milkshake to drink."

For a moment, he was seriously thinking, a fruit knife was within his reach, he might be able to coerce the girl to let her take him out, but it seemed that he was a very villain...

Then he saw Veronica take a step forward, staggering into a figure-of-eight step, and after a few steps, one of them lost control of his balance, fell to one side, and flung himself onto the cabinet next to him, barely avoiding falling At the end, he turned his head and smiled at him, "Come on."

Tony immediately abandoned those messy thoughts, threw the pineapple on the table, stood up and followed out.

When they walked out of the house, the door closed again.The door of the small room next to him opened silently.Jason and John poked their heads out carefully to make sure there was no problem before walking out.

They have been listening to the foot of the wall next door, so that Stark can rush out to stop it as soon as possible when Stark makes a move on Veronica or vice versa.

"Unbelievable." John came out first, looked at the closed door and tried to burn two holes in it with his own eyes...but unfortunately he was not Cyclops, so he couldn't do it.

"Isn't it? It's unbelievable. We listened to them cruelly torturing a pineapple for an hour." Jason nodded seriously and commented, "It's so stupid."

"..." Then, it was John's turn to turn his head and look at him with disbelief, "I mean, she actually took people out in such a fair way?!"

"Think about it." Jason pulled out a chair and sat down, putting one foot on the edge of the table and said, "At least you don't have to worry about them messing around here."

"I'm worried that she's going to open a room outside where we don't know." John said so and was already picking up his coat and preparing to go out.

And Jason, who was frightened by the scene he described, jumped up quickly, and followed him out.

On the street, Tony is lost at the crossroads of his life.

This place was completely different from what he had imagined. It was not in the wilderness, nor in the deep mountains, old forests, or even in the great desert.They were in the middle of the city, cars were speeding past them, and a signal tower stood two streets away in plain sight.

And now he is supporting Veronica who is almost relying on him to stand up straight. Although the latter can explain the dangers of hyperacidity in detail, she has completely lost control and coordination of her limbs. You can throw people away on the spot and run away.

But he didn't, the morality of a gentleman would not allow him to leave a drunk lady on the side of the road so casually.So he ended up dragging the girl into the milk tea shop across the street.

After entering the door, Tony felt that the boss behind the counter looked at them in the wrong way.He walked over to order two cups of coffee, and when the boss gave him a receipt, he asked casually, "You look a bit like Tony Stark."

So Tony immediately became nervous. He realized that his current clothes did not match his usual personality, so no one recognized him for the time being.So he subconsciously put up a smile facing the media to prevaricate "hahaha many people have said that," and then he realized that such a smile was too 'Tony Stark', so he quickly retracted it.

In the eyes of this boss, his series of facial contortions looked like he was trying to hide it. He looked at the girl who was clearly drunk and slumped on the chair, and immediately sat down in his mind, "the gangster is drunk and naive." The teenage girl tried to plot a bad scene' and quickly called the police.

"By the way, I have something I want to ask you." Of course Tony didn't know this, and he returned to his seat with twice the coffee, trying to find something to chat about.

"What?" Veronica asked casually while dozing off with one hand resting on her forehead.

"Where did you buy your rabbit doll?"

Wanda still didn't get the rabbit doll in the end. The doll was taken away by S.H.I.E.L.D. and analyzed from the inside to the outside, but nothing was analyzed.

But Wanda is obsessed with that, and even Natasha and Jane seem to want it too.

"That rabbit..." Tony's question was shoved back into Veronica's mind as it went in from the left ear and was about to come out of the right ear.

——Stark asked her where the rabbit doll was made, and the rounding was to ask where she was active, the rounding was to inquire about her base, and the rounding was to take her away.

So she was shocked, half sober from the wine, pointed at Tony with an angry face, and raised her voice and shouted: "I treat you as a friend, and you just repay me like this?!"

Tony: ? ? ?

This shout attracted the attention of other people in the store, and the owner behind the counter raised his head and asked them vigilantly: "Miss, what trouble do you have?"

"We have a little misunderstanding..." Tony wanted to wave his hands to explain, but the other party stood up before him. "

"Tony Stark, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person." Accompanied by a solid slap.Then at the moment when Tony looked confused, Veronica stood up and rushed out.

"Hey..." Tony subconsciously stood up and chased after her, but the girl was nowhere to be seen in the busy street.

He stood there in a daze and rubbed his painful face, then he heard the sound of the shutter.

The customers who were in the milk tea shop in twos and threes before now all took out their mobile phones and pointed them at him. He turned his head and realized belatedly that the girl called his name just now.

At the same time, a police car whizzed up and stopped right in front of him. Dick Grayson came down with a baton and shouted, "Who called the police for sexual harassment and harassment?"

So the next day, the Bugle Daily headlined the front page: [Tony Stock is on the verge of bankruptcy and is currently being detained by the police, suspected of being involved in sexual harassment and harassment. 】

In the accompanying photo, Tony, wearing a T-shirt and flared trousers and kicking slippers with a confused face, was escorted into a police car.