[Zhongyingmei] The number one black powder

Tony didn't react immediately when he received the text message.

This is his mobile phone for private communication. Only three or four company directors, five or six friends, and seven or eight Avengers know the number, but now an inexplicable anonymous number sent him an inexplicable text message, which made him It is quite reasonable to feel rather bewildered.

At first he thought it was some friend's prank, so he also casually replied【Setting off fireworks in Arkham sounds like a good idea, and the picture of Batman smoldering must be worth the price of admission. 】

Soon, the other party replied: [This is not the answer I expected, but if you really want to watch the fireworks, I can arrange it. 】

Tony blinked his eyes, and before he could figure it out, the next text message came right after [but you may only see the picture in the newspaper. 】

So Tony suddenly realized that this might not be a prank, he quickly dropped his work, picked up his phone and quickly sent a message for fear of missing the other party.

【etc!】

After thinking for a while, he quickly sent a series of messages: [Who are you? 】【Why do you do this kind of thing?No no no, why are you telling me about Arkham? ] And moved the computer next to him and began to trace the source of this anonymous number.

After only one second, the other party quickly replied to him: [There are too many questions, it doesn't fit the personality of a genius.I tell you because I want to tell you. 】

Tony looked at the signals of this anonymous number bouncing back and forth between Canada, Mexico and the mainland of the United States, and frowned. This is a very advanced mask, and it will take some time to crack it, and he deeply doubts that the hacker who can make this mask is not Will keep the last trick, because if he would do it himself, put a virus that loops pornographic movies or something at the source of the crack.

So he thought for a while, and replied carefully: [If you want to negotiate terms, I can contact Batman for you. 】

Two seconds later, the other party replied: [nobatmannobadmanboringman]

Tony stared at the lack of punctuation and capitalization for a while before he realized the meaning of the other party was 'no Batman, he's boring'.

So he asked again [What is your purpose? 】

[No purpose. ] The other party answered, paused for a while, and then added [I am a villain, and villains can do whatever they want? 】

Although the words of the text message make it difficult for people to judge the speaker's emotions, Tony stared at the last sentence, and his mind automatically substituted the tone of the psychotic girl who threatened him not long ago.He remembered that she said at that time, 'Of course you can't, but I'm a villain', the same sentence, the same as it should be.

As a result, Tony felt cold behind his back, and almost dropped his phone in a jerk. After stabilizing for a while, he replied tremblingly: [Is it you? 】

[I'm assuming you're thinking about the first two days of our Hell's Kitchen adventure, and I'm sorry to leave without saying goodbye. ] The other party replied cheerfully.

——Don’t embellish the fact that you tricked me into the police station and then ran away alone so grandiosely!

Tony felt a twinge of heartache remembering what had happened to him.He wiped his face and replied [Stop, seriously, don't do this. 】

【no. ] The other party replied to him [I have already collected the money, and I am taking money from others. 】

Tony quickly replied: 【...I pay twice as much as they pay. 】

[But I'm not short of money. 】

【Then why are you taking money from those lunatics? 】

[Because they are not good-looking, they can only collect money. 】

As the CEO of a multinational corporation, one of the top ten richest men in the world, and the second head of the Avengers, Tony of course...doesn't mind being robbed by a beautiful villain...

——But the problem is that you can’t just rob me all the time, can you? !

In a blink of an eye, he suddenly thought of an idea, so he quickly, without hesitation, and without shame chose to sell his teammates: [Actually, Batman is quite handsome, otherwise I would introduce for you? 】

There was a total of 30 seconds of silence on the other end. Considering the speed at which she responded to the message before, this was a historical breakthrough, and then the other party replied [I know, but bats are not my hobby, and a friend's wife can't be bullied. 】

—Wait a minute?There is a lot of information in this sentence!

Tony read the message three times over and over again. He knew every letter, but he couldn't understand the meaning of putting them together.And the person at the other end came with the last message【Oh, you found it soon. Hide-and-seek is fun, see you next time! 】

With this news, the bright spot between the signal towers located in the three districts of Gotham completely disappeared.Only Tony, who continued to stare at the text message in thought, was left behind.

——Tell me clearly, whose wife is Batman? ? ?

That's why, the next day, the giant bat roosting on Gotham's gargoyle had an extra companion.

Tony sat on the ledge next to the gargoyle, poking open a hamburger and asking, "Where's your little follower?"

He had a rough day today. He had been battling wits and courage with overseas partners all day until this point, before he had time to eat, he rushed to Gotham to patrol with Batman after touching a hamburger.

Batman was silent for a rare moment, and then said, "I'm doing my homework at home."

Tony choked on a mouthful of the hamburger, quickly took a sip of the Coke, and then regained his composure: "Are you kidding me?"

Batman turned his head and looked at him blankly, using his aura to embody the 'Do you think I'm in the fucking mood for a joke' emotion.

In fact, in Bruce's vision, the scene is quite horrifying.Tony changed into a stealth armor for camouflage. The entire armor was painted with invisible reflective paint, which looked like a face was eating on a piece of transparent glass.But he was really too lazy to point this out, he just repeatedly confirmed "Your informant is accurate?"

"It should be accurate." Before Batman showed a disapproving expression, Tony put a transparent hand on his shoulder. "Would the friendship between us wearing a pair of pants since we were young, deceive you about this kind of thing?"

Bruce pushed his hand away in disgust, "Who will wear a pair of pants with you, I'm not that poor."

Tony didn't feel embarrassed at all, so he withdrew his hand. He and Bruce were old acquaintances, and they knew each other too well.At the same time, he wanted to say something else to ease the atmosphere, but was interrupted when he opened his mouth.

What interrupted him was an earth-shattering, earth-shattering explosion, and at the same time, there was a panicked voice from the Arkham internal line monitored in the headset.

Before they had time to think about how the enemy transported explosives and explosives to Arkham under their noses, the two quickly rushed to Arkham.

When they arrived at the small island where Arkham was located, the dilapidated gate of the lunatic asylum was bombed, and the flow of people rushed towards the gate like a school cafeteria.

And before them, someone had already blocked the gate.

Red Hood stood alone on the bridge leading to Gotham City, and immediately faced the monsters and monsters on the other side of the bridge, the wind was blowing, and he had the charm of a lone cowboy hero in the west.

Seeing his adopted son here, Batman had mixed feelings for a moment, and he took two steps forward, as if Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, George Clooney and Christian Bale were possessed, and for a while the life Acting at its peak, calling out affectionately in a voice that only the three of them could hear: "Children."

The two people looked at each other across the bridge in silence, the bright moon was in the sky, the cold wind was howling, and the noisy and distant background sound fixed the picture into an eternal classic.

Tony, who was standing on the side, was shocked by his acting skills. He felt that the person standing next to him was not Bruce Wayne, but the Oscar winner.

What pushed this scene to a climax was the red hood's outburst after a moment of silence: "Who the hell is a child, I'm already an adult."

As a result, the best picture Oscar was forced to lose, and because of this swearing, it can only be classified as R-rated regrettably.