[Zhongyingmei] The number one black powder

"I want Iron Man, can you give me too?! I want to claim sovereignty over him?"

When Veronica shouted into the microphone and the Avengers, Jason was eating instant noodles next to him. He didn't have a good day. Batman touched the den where he lived before, so he had to go to Veronica temporarily. A place to sleep in the workshop.When he heard this sentence, he shook his hand and stuffed a fork of instant noodles into his nostrils.

John next to him quickly dropped the gun he was cleaning, and held Veronica down. Obviously the girl wanted to continue talking, trying to reach the microphone during the dispute, so John turned his head and greeted Jason: "Leng What are you doing, come help!"

Jason dipped his fork into the instant noodles, rushed forward and turned off the microphone first.

So the three of them took a step back at the same time, formed a circle around the microphone, and confronted each other.

"What are you doing, this is my great opportunity!"

"Wake up, the Avengers won't negotiate terms with you!"

"You are actually an Iron Man fan! I thought we were all the same!"

So the three of them were silent at the same time, and John made a decision, setting the topic they were going to talk about, "The Avengers will not agree to negotiate terms with you."

"How do you know?" Veronica asked angrily, rolling her eyes.

"He's right, they won't agree to your terms." Jason also said that he had never seen Batman negotiate terms with any villain.

As if to verify their words, the voice of Captain America’s righteous words came from the loudspeaker: [Son, we cannot agree to this, Iron Man belongs to the world, Tony Stark is an independent American, we cannot agree to this kind of... this regression of slavery...]

John's raised eyebrow was telling Veronica, 'I told you so'.So Veronica touched the microphone like frost beating an eggplant, "Is it not enough for just one day?"

[…] The avengers on the other end were shocked by the sudden aggrieved voice. They were silent for three seconds, then made a noise of chaos, and finally shouted with a female voice [Wait for a few minutes for us to discuss! ] as the end.

So, the Avengers in New York held an emergency meeting on the spot.

Tony, who came late and didn't keep up with the previous rhythm, looked around in a daze, and found that other people seemed to be no better than him in a daze.So, as one of the backbone of the team, he could only pretend to be calm: "What's going on? What does this have to do with me?"

"The captain is trying to negotiate terms with this new villain." Hawkeye wiped himself clean in an instant, but his behavior of covering the captain's mouth has exposed everything.

Let's talk about the conditions.

As a respectable superhero, Tony felt that he had never seen any scenes before. He waved his hand righteously: "What is the other party's condition?"

"you."

——I have never seen this scene.

Tony flinched instantly.He thought about what the captain said before, and thought about the behavior of the Hawkeyes who quickly blocked the captain's mouth, and quickly connected the logic behind this behavior, and looked around in disbelief, "Do you really have such a thing?" Any plan?!"

The Avengers fell silent for a moment.

"If we don't sell you, we will blow up the Daily Horn." Hawkeye was in a hurry. Although the Avengers Building has self-sufficient power, the network is still connected from the outside. At this moment, there is a power outage in a large area, and there is no signal. , and there is no internet anymore, and he can't update Wolf anymore.

"It will explode! Why should I clean up his JJJ's pot!"

"Just one day!"

"Not even for a day! Why don't you sell Banner to Ross for a day!"

Dr. Hao Hao, who was innocently lying on the gun, adjusted his glasses to express his dissatisfaction: "Why do you discuss the issue with personal attacks!"

However, no one paid any attention to him, and Hawkeye came up with another set of fallacies, trying to split the cards: "That's the newspaper that Peter lives on! He's so pitiful, weak and helpless!"

So Tony hesitated.

Hawkeye continued to speak earnestly: "And look outside, tin can, Manhattan is completely cut off now, do you know how many nerds in Manhattan are eager to play games at night? One hundred thousand. One hundred thousand otaku lost their night life because of this power outage The fun of losing the meaning of life, have you considered their feelings, you have not, you only consider yourself."

Tony:  …

Seeing that Tony's attitude had loosened, Hawkeye beamed with joy, as if he had seen his wolf clearance achievement beckoning in front of his eyes, so he continued to add another straw to the camel: "And this mysterious person [youknowwho] ] Miss is not much better than your previous villains, I really love you."

"Miss?"

So Hawkeye rolled his eyes, and didn't even bother to point out this point: "Look at her painstaking efforts, there is only one request, to see you. And what danger can a villain block the door with a rabbit doll?" ?”

"So, we have confirmed that this mysterious person [youknowwho] is a woman, right?" Janet is small, standing on Tony's shoulder at this moment to ask questions, she may be the person present who is most worried about Tony Yes, as a girlfriend.

"It's hard to say." Pim's mind was still wandering in a series of complex possible calculations. At this moment, he turned on the automatic answering machine just because the questioner was his girlfriend. "Maybe it's a male fan."

"No, think about it, Doctor Doom is obsessed with making one-to-one handcrafts, and Red Skull has been obsessed with the captain's body|body for 100 years instead of 80 years. Loki and Thor's palace fights have been staged for hundreds of thousands of people. Are you ready?"

"Nata, who do you belong to?" Hawkeye turned his head to look at his friend who had blatantly betrayed, heartbroken, and tried to win her over one last time, "Don't you want to see the latest updates from beauty bloggers tonight?"

"I think if I win over Tony, he will give me a whole set of Saint Laurent's latest lipstick, so that I don't have to look at the recommended color numbers of beauty makeup." The black widow answered as a matter of course.

Hawkeye: ...

Black Widow put forward another point of view in an orderly manner: "And we can't open this first peace, let other villains know that we agreed to this condition, what should we do in the future? What if the Red Skull comes to make the same request next time?" manage?"

For a moment, all the teammates around gasped in surprise, Wasp covered her chest and said in a startled tone, "Red Skull wouldn't be so obscene!"

"That means you don't know him well enough." Natasha said with a heartbroken expression.

Then there was another gasp around.

Finally unable to take it anymore, he threw Hawkeye to the ground with an over-the-shoulder fall, and then Captain America, who stood up straight again, had a livid face. He didn't know whether he was frightened by Hawkeye's anger or by Black Widow's guess. He looked around, Make a decision word for word: "No, we cannot agree to this condition."

Jason finally finished eating his already soaked noodles, and when he was about to throw away the box of instant noodles, he passed by Veronica's room.The door of the room was ajar, and a light came out from the crack of the door.So Jason hesitated and pushed in.

Veronica, who had been sullen and straight into the room since the request was rejected by the Avengers, was squatting on a chair and typing on the computer keyboard quickly.He didn't turn his head when he heard someone push the door open.

Jason walked a few steps behind her, and touched his nose awkwardly.Although he is still very dissatisfied that she is an Iron Man fan instead of a Batman fan, he still sympathizes with the little girl at this moment.He can understand the frustration and grief, just like Batman can't recognize him through that red bucket now.

With such an analogy, he felt even more sad about the death of a rabbit, so he cleared his throat and tried to find something to comfort the other party: "I know you feel very frustrated now..."

"Frustrated? Why should I feel frustrated?" Veronica said while taking out potato chips from the bag next to her and stuffing them into her mouth, crunching the potato chips while talking. "I'm fine now."

"Come on, stop pretending, I understand how you feel right now." Jason simply sat down on the bed next to her. Originally, he wanted to reach out and pat her on the shoulder to comfort her, but then he thought that she was a girl. When he did it, he changed his hand and slapped himself on the thigh, "It's normal to fail once or twice as a villain."

"You're right, but I haven't failed yet." Veronica turned her head to look at him at this moment, and said in a natural tone, "I still have plan B to implement."

"Are you really going to bomb the Daily Horn?"

"Of course, I keep my word!" Veronica nodded, answering righteously "The Avengers will not take this lightly, they will definitely send people to the Horn Daily to investigate, and then I can Kidnapped Stark when he was alone."

"..."

"That's the perfect plan!"

In the next few days, Jason looked at Veronica who was enthusiastically implementing the plan while correcting her homework, and he wanted to say something but stopped talking.He wanted to persuade Veronica to forget it, the Avengers were not that easy to fish, and Stark was not that stupid, and this kind of risky plan would probably involve him.

As a result, three days later, he watched John return with Tony Stark, who had succeeded in a sap at the gate of the Daily Horn.

He was surprised again and stuffed a fork of instant noodles into his nostrils.