Where do tomb robbers meet in their lives?

As a female college student, I have to admit: my social experience is not enough, oh no, it should be said that it is extremely scarce.

When I found that Fatty and Wu Xie were lying on the table like a muddy mud because they made him drunk, and the waiter told me with a twitching face that they were going to close down, my expression was also twitching.

In this incident, I learned several key points:

First, why the fuck do the restaurants in Hangzhou close so early - they have to evict people at ten o'clock!

Second, I will never believe the so-called "just a drink" by men in the future-the whole fucking is a routine!

Thirdly, I absolutely can't listen to the fat man fooling me about my little brother who will help with the aftermath—what the hell am I going to do to contact him now!

I suppressed the turmoil in my heart, delayed the time with the waiter with a smirk on my face, and started to take out the fat man's mobile phone - I was picked up by Wu's father from the church so coolly a few hours ago, but I can't come back a few hours later Going back stupidly, that's no longer a joke!

Please, brother, please be sure to have a look at high technology, please be sure to have a mobile phone, be sure!

One minute later, a mobile phone number labeled "Little Brother" flashed in front of my eyes, and I was immediately excited.

"Hey, brother, is that you?"

There was silence on the other end of the phone for two seconds, and then—"Yo, who are you, the fat man? Did the fat man marry a wife?"

I froze for a second, this hoarse voice didn't seem to be my brother...

"Exactly, if you are his wife, ask me what he owes me..."

I decisively pressed the call button.

I just said, I was very lucky to find my little brother in a few minutes.

I keep looking.

There are films of "father", "brother", "brother" and "sister-in-law" in front of my eyes. Fat master, your interpersonal relationship is really full of quackery.Then a word appeared in front of my eyes: "floor board".Immediately, a bolt of lightning struck in my mind - the ceiling brother, that's him!

I sang Hallelujah to myself as I dialed the number.

There was a depressing beep on the other end of the phone.Pick it up, brother, quick pick up, damn it, could it be that I made a mistake again?I didn't give up and dialed again, thinking that if he still didn't answer after dialing three times, I could only make up a story and call 110.

When I was thinking wildly, the phone was connected.

Then there was silence.

"Hey, hey, hey!" After I finished feeding, I felt a little out of breath. This guy must be the little brother. He won't talk or hang up when he is connected. What does he want to do?Immediately, a second bolt of lightning struck my head: Could it be that he...can't use a mobile phone?

I took a deep breath, sank into my dantian, and then yelled at the phone: "Brother, it's me, Liang Jin! Put, ear, ear, paste, touch, hand, phone!"

After three or four seconds, when I was about to lose my temper again, a voice suddenly came from my ear: "Keep down. It's very noisy."

I rely on!

Why don't you talk while you're on the phone, are you fucking kidding me?I swallowed this sentence, and said in a slow tone: "Brother, I'm in trouble. Fatty and Wu Xie got drunk and can't come back now. You, can you come and pick us up?"

"where?"

I asked the clerk for the address and reported it to him, but I didn't want him to hang up the phone after a "hmm".I looked at the fat man's phone with a surge of emotion, and said to my heart, little brother, can you really find us?Seeing you like this, can you take care of yourself in daily life above the ground?No, no, I have to trust my little brother, isn't he very reliable in the fight?

I returned to my seat, glanced at Wu Xie who was sleeping peacefully on the table, and then patted the fat man who was leaning against the back of the chair and snoring loudly. It's good, I'm all fucking drunk. Wu Xie, I'll let you follow the fat man from now on. Drinking is a ghost, you will wait for me to deal with you tomorrow.

I sat down on the chair imposingly, took out the staring eyes of my elder brother when I was in the church, raised my chin 45 degrees, squinted at people, and the little waitress was sitting not far from me very uncomfortably. I lowered my head and played with my mobile phone silently. Even the proprietress didn't want to mess with me, so she just waited impatiently at the watch.

After about half an hour, Mama Zhang finally arrived.

It was already eleven o'clock in the evening, the street lights in this area were dim, the one near the restaurant was still broken, only a vague orange halo fell outside the door of the small shop, when I was still playing Sudoku on my mobile phone, Hearing a strange low moan from the little waitress, she immediately looked towards the door hopefully.I saw a black figure, please note that it was completely black from head to toe, standing silently outside the door.This figure is relatively tall, and the street lamps in the distance create a strange atmosphere behind him, and it is still silent. The glass door of the small restaurant is pushed open, and a long black shadow is drawn on the tiled floor of the restaurant. .Both the proprietress and the little girl stood up and backed away involuntarily.

I was also a little dazed, thinking to myself, Zhang Ma, is it a little inappropriate for you to put the hood on your head at such a late hour...

Then he approached us and held out his hand, "Give me the money."

I felt the proprietress next to me gasp.

I immediately reached out and held down the hand of the little waitress girl: "Sister, we are really here to eat, not to rob, don't call the police!" door and fled.

Faintly felt a gust of cool wind blowing from behind me.

I looked at the proprietress again, alas...

"Brother, what are you doing?" I pulled off Mama Zhang's hoodie, "You are acting in a horror movie, what are you doing with the hood up so late?"

He looked at me calmly: "The taxi driver is very noisy."

Uh... I'm at a loss for words.

"give me money."

"What do you want money for?"

"Car money."

So that's the case, the little brother is also very witty, he came here by taxi. "How much?" Fatty's wallet is currently under my control, I opened it and took out a red card, "Is it enough?"

He took it noncommittally, walked towards the door, and quickly turned back: "Drive away."

I took a deep look at him: So after he was very noisy, what did you do to him.

But it's so late, it's not suitable to refine these things with Zhang Ma.

"You help me bring Fatty and Wu Xie, we'll just call a car and leave."

I looked back at the proprietress who looked at us with wide-eyed eyes, thought for a while, and said, "Madam proprietress, we are really not bad people, don't you see that this is not stealing your money?" Just as I finished speaking, my brother He pulled out his black gold ancient knife from behind and placed it on the table with a bang.Then he unloaded the Yingjisha I gave him at the waist and handed it to me, and said to me, "You carry the knife for me."

I:"……"

Boss lady: "..."

Mama Zhang, how many times have I told you the fuck, don't take knives into the street, and you still bring two. Did you listen to your daughter? !The handle of your fucking knife should be wrapped in a bag, and there are fierce ghosts carved on it, it's too creepy to put on the table.

Just as I was staring, Mama Zhang grabbed the fat man by the collar and pushed her shoulders on his round stomach, and in the next moment she carried the fat man on her shoulders.Hey, the fat guy weighs at least a hundred kilograms by visual inspection, and Mama Zhang actually carried him on her shoulders like rice!When I was still in a daze, I saw that Uncle Zhang made another hand, please note that it was a hand, and used the other hand to hold Wu Xie around his waist, then turned around and said to me lightly: "Let's go."

I responded with "Aww" twice, then turned around and smiled at the proprietress: "We are good people, really good people."

As soon as I got out of the hotel, I heard the sound of locking the door behind me, and there was a cold wind blowing behind me.Holding the ancient black gold knife (too heavy to use with one hand), I suddenly realized the profound meaning of the sentence "If the world has more understanding, it will surely become a beautiful world".

We hailed a car, and since Wu Xiana's shop didn't have a sign, we had to stop near Xiling Yinshe.I saw that the surrounding environment was very quiet. Xiling Yinshe was more like a small garden in the south of the Yangtze River, surrounded by white walls and fences.With the help of the light on the side of the road, I can see the pink flowers protruding from the iron railings, and there are faint silhouettes of pavilions inside.It seems that it really won't be Wu Xie's small shop.

The little brother continued to carry the fat man on his back and carried Wu Xie between them. The fat man murmured a few words about vomiting, but Wu Xie couldn't make a sound.I followed my brother and walked half a circle around Xiling Yinshe, and turned into an alley of a house.If I were alone on weekdays, I would not dare to walk this kind of obscure, deep and winding Jiangnan alley, firstly because I was afraid of getting lost, and secondly because I was afraid that I would not be able to escape when I met bad guys.But what am I afraid of now that I have a little brother by my side?

I turned a corner, passed a few small black doors, and came to the next curved small socket, so I followed my brother around and around, around and around, around...

"Brother, wait a minute," I finally couldn't help but grab the corner of his clothes, "Why do I feel like we've passed this place before. Are you... sure you're going this way?"

He contemplated for a while to save me, then shook his head.

Uh……

"Brother, so we are now... lost?"

He thought about it for a while, and then nodded.

I rely on.

"Brother, you don't have a bad sense of direction in Douli. Why can't you find a shop if you're told? Why don't you think about it again?"

Mama Zhang answered me logically: "Wu Xie opened a store, not a tomb."

I rely on.

"Okay, okay, little brother, it's inconvenient for you to take two people on your back. You can put them down here and rest for a while, and I'll go to the front to check." Wu Xie, who saves personnel, said to the little brother, "Also, see if there is any way to wake up the innocent brother, I'll tell him to drink."

So I had no choice but to choose the alley I had never traveled based on my impressions.Not long after walking, he turned a corner and saw two men, one leaning against the white wall, and the other smoking and chatting with him face to face.I was a little hesitant to ask them for directions, but I always felt that the image of these two people, one with yellow hair and the other with red hair, was not very solid.Forget it, it's better to have less gossip.

I was about to retreat back without a sound, when I suddenly heard a voice behind me shouting: "Hey, who is there, can you borrow a fire?"

Excuse me for your size, aren't you just smoking, the person who came is not good.I ignored it, but wanted to speed up and go back to my little brother.Unexpectedly, the two people behind were moving really fast, and a black shadow stopped in front of me in a short while.

Taking a closer look, the two of them are not very old, about the same as Eleven, thinner, and not much taller than me.

Seeing that I was alone, they couldn't help laughing and said: "Oh, it's a little girl, so I'm alone so late."

"No, my mother and I are looking for someone here." I said casually, wondering if it would be easier to deal with yellow hair or red hair?Now one of them is by my side and the other is in front of me, vaguely surrounding me, it is not easy to escape without knocking down one of them.

"Oh, I came with my mother." Huang Mao probably felt that I was lying to him with bluff, laughed loudly, and then pretended to call someone, "Mom, where is mother? Mom, there is a little girl The child is lost."

I responded with a smile: "By the way, my mother's surname is Zhang, and her name is Zhang Qiling. Why don't you shout for me again."

Hongmao was also happy at this time, put one hand on my shoulder, and said to Huangmao: "Brother, help our little sister shout again, tell her Zhang Mama to come and find her." Then he plucked my bangs to my ears Bian: "Little sister, do you look pretty handsome if you look closely?"

As for the matter of getting my hair done by a boy, I am not unfamiliar at all. My elder brother and second brother have braided my hair, Liang Shuang has cut my hair, Liang Shiyi has clipped hairpins for me, and so on.I'm just surprised that besides my digital cousins, there are boys who want to play with my hair and tease me. I, am I a bit attractive?

Inexplicably feeling relieved...

Huang Mao was still watching my expression while calling "Mother Zhang Qiling".

Maybe I should put on some scared expressions to paralyze the person in front of me, but I was too focused on thinking about whether to cut the yellow hair or kick the red hair first, whether to directly kick down with a dirty trick, or to give a little kick. I cut my throat first, so that I was not in the mood to play with them.

"Little girl, your mother doesn't seem to be here, or let the brothers take care of you first?"

To be honest, the red hair is not so wretched, at least compared to some cousins ​​of my family, the image is a bit better, but he posted it like this, and it makes me feel very uncomfortable to press me against the wall.Just when I was about to decide to do dirty tricks—whoosh!

This whistling sound was very clear in the silent night, and then a muffled "poof" sounded in my ears.

I clearly saw a thin red line pulling out from the red hair's cheek.

He also seemed to feel discomfort, reached out and touched his cheek, and then he wiped away the red line - blood.

For a moment, he stood in place, opened his mouth, but couldn't make a sound.

"You, who are you?" Huang Mao was the first to call out, his voice trembling.

The red hair and I looked sideways at the same time.

Under the limited moonlight, a strange tall and shapeless black figure stood in front of us, not far from the red hair, and my thrown Yingjisha was still shaking left and right on the wall.

Mama Zhang, you actually showed up so soon!Obediently, this scene is exciting!but--

Why are you still carrying the fat man?I know you have to free your hand to throw the long knife, but it's too ugly for Dad Wu to be thrown on the ground like this, like a dead body...

I easily jumped away from Hongmao, pulled out the knife on the wall, ran to my little brother, and blinked at them: "This is my mother Zhang."

The yellow hair's smoke fell from his mouth to the ground.

The little brother glanced at me.

I saw them looking at Wu Xie lying on the ground with a horrified look, and imitating my elder brother's sarcasm, and said to the younger brother: "Mother Zhang, how many times have I told you, don't throw the corpse away casually." On the ground, it will be easier for the police to obtain evidence later.”

The little brother glanced at Wu Xie on the ground, and then he said calmly: "Just burn the body."

Brother V5, enough cooperation!

Ouch, I really want to hold back my laughter until I hurt myself.

As soon as I saw the red hair start to step out with trembling legs, I immediately shouted: "Don't let him run away!" My shout stimulated his nerves, and he screamed and wanted to run out of the alley.

Then something black flashed in front of my eyes—an ancient black gold knife with a sheath.

As soon as Zhang Ma controlled the knife, she scored twice and knocked Hong Mao to the ground.At this moment, Huang Mao was so obediently frightened that he collapsed on the ground, not daring to run away.I walked up to Hongmao, patted him on the shoulder, and asked him with a smile: "Little brother, ask me, do you know if there is an antique shop near here? It's diagonally opposite Sushuitang."

The author has something to say:

Haha, forgive me for being a bit procrastinated in this episode~ but I still want to write about my little brother~!Sometimes I feel that my little brother also has a different kind of cuteness