Where do tomb robbers meet in their lives?

After the long talk, I ran to the bathroom and started cleaning up the mess for the other two.As I took off their dirty blouses, I thought whether I was a good wife and mother, or a good brother of Wu and Pang.Why is it me who cleans up the mess every time I don't drink to my heart's content?What a pity.

Under my stalking, the little brother finally carried the two of them to Wu Xie's bed.Wu Xie's bed is a single bed, and the fat man's body is so huge that it takes up three-quarters of the bed when he lies down. Adding Wu Xie, a man who is 1.8 meters tall, this bed is really unbearable heavy.I directed the little brother to optimize and optimize on the side, and finally let the fat man maintain a side-lying position, and then embed Wu Xie into his arms like this.In order to prevent the fat man from being dishonest in his sleep and kicking Wu Xie off, I put his hands on Wu Xie's waist in a hugging posture, so that he would maintain a certain balance and would not lean back and fall. He will not pounce forward and push Wu Xie down.Then put thin sheets over them to keep them from catching cold.but……

I wiped my sweat with my hands on my hips, looked at the two people on the bed with their backs against their chests, and said to my brother: "Mother Zhang, do you think this style of painting is not quite right?"

The little brother turned around noncommittally, lay down on the teacher's chair, pulled the blanket, and fell asleep.

so be it.

I'm going to clean up the pile of objects that need to be mosaiced on the escalator.Half an hour later, I dragged my tired steps upstairs and opened the door of the room. I stood still at the door, feeling the cold wind blowing from behind.

Where do I sleep?

Wu Xie's room only has a grand chair and a single bed, and they are all full now, so where should I sleep?

I remember there was a chaise longue downstairs, but why the hell am I sleeping in the shop like a watchdog?And the wooden chaise longue is uncomfortable to sleep in - is there any justice in this world, obviously I am the only lady here, okay?

I kind of wanted to kick the fat man off the bed, and I kind of wanted to kick Wu Xie off the bed.Finally, I looked at my little brother... I dare not.

Funk!

I found a thin quilt from the closet, threw it on the ground angrily, made a simple floor bed for myself, took a simple shower, lay down and fell asleep.

The next day, I was woken up by a strange noise. I rubbed my eyes and looked at the wall clock. It was half past nine.

The sunlight outside the window came in through the gaps in the curtains, and it didn't fall on the bed, it also went over the chair, only shining on me on the ground, it was too much.

As soon as I woke up, I was refreshed. I got up from the ground, ran to the bathroom to wash up, and then looked at myself in the mirror.Alas, the power of reincarnation Gu can't be underestimated. At this moment, my lips are showing a very bright red color, which is very obvious against the skin.People who don't know may think I painted lip gloss.I stroked my bangs back, compared with the image of Lu Minzhi in my impression, thinking that maybe I would look better if I changed my hairstyle.But the temperament is still down. My great-grandmother is a lady of everyone, and in my generation she has become a "Liang bandit".Good luck tricks people.

As soon as I got back to my room, I heard a strange noise coming from downstairs.

Who is this, making such a loud noise downstairs, it's already dawn, is this thief a fool or a strange move.But what is there to steal from Wu Xie's shop, I saw it last night, and there is nothing valuable.

I was yawning, and vaguely heard footsteps coming up from downstairs. I judged that it might be a thief who broke into the empty door. I felt a little irritable, so I pulled Yingjisha from my brother's waist and walked towards the door.

As soon as I approached, the door suddenly opened, and a strange face approached me: "Boss, you are back!"

This person's movement was quite sudden, and he almost rushed towards me, which shocked me a lot.And I really can't be frightened, I have to act almost instinctively when I am frightened.In a flash, Yingjisha's blade was no more than an inch or two away from the man's cheek, piercing a finger-wide hole in the snow-white wall.

That person was hit by my sudden "dao dong" on the wall, and his face turned green in an instant.

I squinted my eyes, and said in a long and vicious tone: "Who the hell are you, rushing in all of a sudden to scare people to death."

The man continued to look at me, with an expression on his face that looked a bit like a meme, speechless in fright.

Mama Zhang must have been woken up by the alarm a long time ago. At this time, she stood up from the teacher's chair, and I looked sideways, and I couldn't help but "lean" secretly.Can you put on your shirt?You stand up so red and fruity, and you are so dazzlingly white in the sun, it seems to hinder the innocence of my lady.

The little brother passed by me silently, took Yingjisha back, inserted it back into his waist, and then walked out of the room ignoring us.

I:"……"

Breaking through the empty door: "..."

Then I saw the person in front of me gasp, looked over my shoulder, and said in a trembling tone: "Boss..."

I followed his gaze to the back.

Ouch, when did the two babies on the bed sleep together?

I saw the fat man's head resting on Wu Xie's shoulder, he clicked his lips occasionally, and an arm naturally wrapped around his waist.The thin quilt subtly covered their lower body, so the exposed parts were all red.

This style of painting is really wrong.

"Boss... this, this is impossible..." I turned my head back and found that the intruder was blushing, staring at the bed in a daze, and his words were a little bit angry.

boss?

Oh, by the way, I remembered that there seemed to be another clerk in Wu Xie's store. I saw that he was holding the key in his hand, and I thought it was the clerk who came to open the store, so the hand that grabbed his front was loosened.I suppressed an awkward smile on my face, and said: "Misunderstanding, I thought it was a swindle..."

Suddenly he grabbed my forearm fiercely, pointed at the person on the bed and shouted: "What did you do to the boss? This person, is this person Liang Jin from that house?"

I looked at the drooling fat man along his fingers, thinking: Should I beat him up or beat him up hard?

At this time, the fat man slowly woke up and turned around, Wu Xie's body also moved, and then the two sat up from the bed shirtless in a daze.The guy next to me seemed to be trying to get out the door and couldn't take his eyes off the bed.At this time, I remembered that I should pay back the grievance last night, so I ran to Fatty's side, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Sister Liang Jin, you're awake."

"Ah!" The young man was greatly stimulated, he turned around and rushed out the door while shouting.

I didn't expect him to react so strongly, so I hurriedly shouted out the door: "Brother, don't let him run away!"

As soon as the words fell, I saw the man plop on the ground.It turned out that before the little brother could make a move, he fell down in a panic.

I finally couldn't help laughing out loud, until a hand was on my shoulder.

"Sister Liang, have you laughed enough?"

I turned my head halfway, and met Wu Xie with a gloomy face.

I wanted to hold back, but I couldn't help the facial expression twitching.

Fatty didn't know when he woke up, he was sitting on the bed, rubbing his head and said, "I said San'er, you're dark enough, how dare you put us in this pose on the bed when we were drunk last night Amusing us. And now poisoning a fellow. Tsk tsk."

"Who made you guys lose consciousness after drinking it? You deserve it." I smiled and walked over to help him up, only then did I see that this person looks good, like me, at most he just graduated from college.

"Sorry, I was just joking."

The young man's name is Wang Meng, and he is the only clerk in Wu Xie's shop.When he was introduced that I was Liang Jin, the expression on his face twitched, probably because the previous phone call gave him a lot of psychological pressure.

After listening to the introduction, Wang Meng said: "Boss, we are really going to change the name of this store to Sushuitang in the future."

Wu Xie patted him on the head: "Fart! Who told you, our Wushanju will not change its name for 100 years."

Wang Meng said again: "Go and ask the Sushui Hall diagonally across. They heard that you will come back. Even Yexin's plaque has been finished, and it is just a matter of choosing an auspicious day to hang it up."

I received Wu Xie's gaze and said, "You can't blame me, I didn't do anything." The efficiency of our family...

Wu Xie: "Tell them that I don't hang anyone's plaque, tell them to give up."

Wang Meng shrank his head: "I'm going to go to you. Everyone over there has tattoos and nose rings, and they look like drug dealers. They don't seem to be in the antique business at all."

The corner of my mouth twitched: The tonality of my family is indeed relatively uniform.

"Ahem, I think it's better for me to talk about it." I whispered from the side, "They don't look good, but they are all nice..."

At this time, the little brother who ignored all sentient beings walked by us, took out a dark blue sweater from his backpack and put it on, and was about to go out.I was afraid that he would evaporate again in an instant, so I quickly grabbed him: "Brother, where are you going?"

He was silent for a few seconds before saying, "Eat."

Wu Xie said: "Then let's go together, there is a pretty good restaurant nearby. Let's eat first and then go to work." Just as he was about to leave, Wang Meng grabbed his arm: "Boss, wait a minute, there are still Have nothing to say?"

Wu Xie: "What do you mean?"

Wang Meng: "Boss, it's the same before. When a stranger comes, you leave suddenly. It usually takes a long time to come back. You have to explain."

Wu Xie patted Wang Meng and said, "Even if you are beaten to death in the store, don't let them hang up the plaque of Sushuitang. Remember!"

Wang Meng was extremely firm: "Boss, wait a minute, I will bring my ID card and go with you."

Wu Xie shook his head: "This child is really useless." He noticed that the little brother was looking at him, and said again: "Brother, what's the matter? You've been looking at me since just now."

The little brother's eyes stopped on him for a moment before he said without thinking: "It's okay for Poor Oil Bottle, but not for Zhang Ma."

The author has something to say:

Ah~ why do I have to be so entangled in daily life!I really am still so long-winded.

But I really want to write about Wang Meng!