Where do tomb robbers meet in their lives?

My head just exploded, oh my god!

For a moment, a flashlight flashed in front of my eyes, my brain was at a loss, and the surrounding was completely silent, giving me the illusion that I had died.

Those lips stuck to me very tightly, very soft, and a little cold, occupying all my sensations in an instant.This moment can be said to be the most at a loss in my life. I can only let myself stick to such a pair of lips, not daring to respond, and unable to respond.Immediately, a warm breath entered my body through my lips.

The gas passing through my throat caused a sharp itching, and I immediately coughed uncontrollably.After this burst of coughing, I immediately breathed smoothly, and my whole body was lifted.After a while, the vision began to return, and the figure in front of my eyes was shaking, and I recognized the little brother, Wu Xie, and the fat man in turn.Please note that I watched things in the order that normal people see things from left to right, so it is the little brother, Wu Xie and the fat man.

Wu Xie is in the middle, that is to say, he is facing me.

At this time, his hand was still on my shoulder, as if he didn't expect that I would open my eyes so soon, he was a little surprised, a little dazed, and a little dazed.Then there is the fat man and the little brother.I saw that fat man squatting on the right side of my body at the moment, there is absolutely no way to give me artificial respiration.

Wu Xie's position is very delicate...I'll go...

"You, are you awake?" Wu Xie's expression slowly turned from shock to embarrassment, and soon his cheeks were flushed.As soon as I saw his reaction, all my previous doubts were wiped away. My mother, it's really him...

I feel that my complexion may be brighter than his, so I can only hold my forehead, tilt my head, and whisper: "Do you want me to die..." What should I do, it is difficult for me to face this situation for a while, this shame How thick it is to pretend nothing happened.If that fat man is a big deal, I'll make a fuss, how could it be Wu Xie?To make matters worse, the fear that I was full of before has a tendency to evolve into secret joy after recognizing someone. Unfortunately, this reaction is not good.

At this time, the fat man finally couldn't stand it any longer, and burst out laughing suddenly.It made me even more unable to look up, and even Wu Xie couldn't get off the stage, so I heard him scold: "Damn, what are you laughing at, what's so funny, save, save people..."

"I said Xiao Wu," the fat man laughed tremblingly, "Haha", "Didn't you fucking listen to what my brother said? Even if you didn't, your sister Liang's chest was still rising and falling just now, which means she has recovered her breathing." , you didn’t even notice this.”

"Huh?" Wu Xie and I were taken aback.

"You..." I coughed loudly as soon as I spoke, and the fat man patted me on the back to let me breathe, and continued: "I originally wanted to tease Liang Xiaomei, but I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, haha!" He patted me on the shoulder a few times, his expression gave me the urge to beat him to death, and he said to me again: "Sister Liang, your brother Wu has a deep affection for you, and you grabbed him before I finished speaking." It's ahead of me, haha..."

You laugh, you laugh again, damn it, forget it!

"Damn you, are you out of your mind? You're joking about this!" Wu Xie seemed a little annoyed, and scolded the fat man, "I'm afraid that you will go further and further away and delay the time to save people. You are the one who is ahead, you are never finished!"

I shook my head helplessly. I feel that this matter is not so easy to stop on the side of the fat man. After that, I guess I will make fun of it every now and then. Yes, it's not like he's a supernatural being, he's just a single-minded person who has no taboos in the world!I'm still a little weak at this time, and I can't scold him harshly, so I can only frown and say: "I said, can you calm down? Sister Liang and brother Wu, you grew up watching romance movies. I said it all, we are just friends , why are you such a badass." I waved my hand resignedly, "I can't stop you from joking, but I'll tell you again, Wu Xie... Uh, he's a good guy, I only treat him as a friend, Don't embarrass us by talking nonsense."

For some reason, after saying this, I have a very contradictory feeling. On the one hand, I feel that this matter is completely hopeless (say what I was expecting), and I feel a little pity. On the other hand, I finally issued a card to someone—— Damn, this feels so cool, especially seeing the unnatural look on Wu Xie's face, it's so refreshing!I thought to myself that you can issue cards. Who stipulated that only handsome men and beautiful women can issue cards. After so many years, I finally made a comeback!Hmph, I, Liang Jin, wouldn't be so useless to flirt with someone, I'm lost.

When I think about it now, my state of mind at that time was actually quite strange-sometimes, people really have such meaningless joy for the sake of saving face.

While we were having a boring dispute, the younger brother had already left silently with a flashlight to check the surrounding environment.It is estimated that he has finally realized the three of us that "summer insects cannot talk to ice", and he doesn't want to waste time on us.And because of my relationship, everyone ended up entering this place where they hadn't entered for a long time.The forbidden woman who suddenly held me back just now.In Wu Xie's words, the three of them drove them away together. Although the thing didn't have developed thinking ability, it moved like a ghost, and it was difficult to catch. It was no surprise that it escaped from the hole.And that Aning, afraid that something might happen to her, was pulled in by them along the way.

The fat man saw that the little brother was going deep into the cave, and he didn't want to fall behind, so he followed up in three steps.But Wu Xiedao didn't show much interest, first sat with me on the ground for a while, then asked me if I could walk, I nodded, and stood up tremblingly supporting his shoulders.Wu Xie helped me to walk into the cave, and complained: "You are too careless. There is no place to escape in such a big place, so how could you be dragged into this cave by the forbidden woman?" I curled my lips and said: "I was looking at the murals in front of me, and I didn't pay attention for a while." I rubbed my forehead, it hurt, and my skin was broken.

"Then why don't you bark when you're caught? It will take some time to be dragged in."

I blushed: "This thing is really scary... I was so scared that I couldn't make a sound when I was caught by it." In the end, I became softer and softer, maybe even Wu Xie, who was supporting me, might not be able to hear clearly Those few words at the end of my sentence.But he obviously guessed it, and didn't make a sound.After a while, he said: "In the future, don't leave the team casually, it's not safe here."

I nodded embarrassingly, and struggled for a few seconds before I said, "That... I'm sorry. I didn't expect to hit you with that whip just now..."

He waved his hand and said, "Forget it, but you have to be more careful next time, don't act impulsively, once it causes bad results, it will be bad."

I nodded and said again: "But then again, it's wrong for me to accidentally slap you, but why did you stay so long as to watch me slap you? Actually, if you dodge in time, it's not too bad for me. Big problem. It can be seen that your personal reaction ability is also a bit problematic. If you are really hurt by me, there is a certain factor of deserved it-damn, if you hit me on the head again this time, I will never finish with you! (I saw him raised his hand and hurried shouted)——Wow, you really dare to fight!" I covered my head and looked at him angrily.

"You can hide," Wu Xie looked at me and said, "Why did you stay so long to watch me shoot you down? It can be seen that you have some problems with your personal reflexes, and if you are really caught by me, you must deserve it."

I opened my mouth and the sound dissipated in the air.

Digging my own grave is probably how I describe myself.

It took me a while to hold back the urge to hit the wall, and I choked out a sentence from the corner of my mouth: "Forget it."

He smiled: "Concession and concession."

Damn, I will never play word games with him in the future, will I be completely played in the applause!What Xu Niangzi said is right, there is no business without adultery, even if he opens a small antique shop, it is not a cheap lamp.

I'm going to be good, shut up.

We were walking in the dark cave, and Wu Xie asked me to hold a flashlight and help me walk.I walked a few steps, regained a little strength, and signaled to him that I could walk by myself, so we walked into the depths step by step with the flashlight.The tunnel is not very long, and I only took a few steps before I heard Fatty's voice: "Two Wu Liangs, come and have a look, little brother found something."

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