Where do tomb robbers meet in their lives?

While the fat man was talking, a blue hand slowly stretched out from his shoulder.

My scalp exploded immediately, and I saw the green hand, like a living thing, pinching the fat man with its fingers downward, and then a black shadow slowly rose up from the other side of the fat man. Because of the fat man's huge size, the branches covered it The upper part of that shadow, I can't see the details of that thing clearly, but I'm sure it must be the male corpse called the blue-eyed fox. ——I'm going!What the hell is that!

I was about to scratch my head, and looked at Wu Xie again, he and the fat man were facing sideways at this moment, and the beautiful female corpse was also draped over their shoulders.What is this with, I thought wildly: Is it a mash-up of Beauty School and Fauvism?

What surprised me was that Comrade Wu Xie seemed to turn a blind eye to the corpse, and said in the fat man's voice: "Don't talk nonsense, the change is a matter of the future, you help me get it out first and then talk about it!"

I suddenly noticed that the eyes of these two people were very confused when they were talking, as if they were dreaming with their eyes open. What was in front of them and what they realized in their heads were completely different things.I also saw the round black shadow next to the fat man's cheek, which seemed to be the head of a blue-eyed fox, and Wu Xie looked at the fat man with a slightly skewed gaze, and suddenly understood: the culprit The culprit was the blue-eyed fox.

Cold sweat broke out in the palm of my hand holding it.Now I have two choices: [-]. When the thing is not paying attention to me, I fly a knife to pierce its forehead. If I hide, or if I miss a hit, then I really have nothing to resist.The second option is that I get closer and fight directly, which should be safer, but——I really hate this choice!

While I was hesitating, I heard the fat man say again: "Generally speaking, if a corpse is dead but not stiff, it must have an unfulfilled wish. If you fulfill the wish for her, she will naturally let you go. Why don't you think about it?" Wait a minute, when she hooked you just now, did anything special happen?" When he said this, his tone was normal, but his face had a hint of greenness, which seemed extremely sinister.I barely managed to control my legs, so I didn't back down.

Wu Xie carefully straightened the female corpse's head as if sleepwalking, and then pressed her cheeks, the female corpse's apricot mouth opened slightly, revealing the key inlaid with green beads under her tongue.

The fat man said again: "This is a good thing. She must want you to take out the key. You think she has such a small mouth, how uncomfortable it is to have the key in her mouth."

"What if she bites it off?"

"Look at you, there are flaws all over your body now, what's wrong with her biting you, she insists on biting your hand?"

This conversation was quite weird. The two of them seemed to be puppets pulled by strings, and they seemed to have fallen into some other dimension, completely ignoring me who was on the side talking to each other.I felt that the situation was getting worse and I couldn't help but hesitate, so I could only bite the bullet and tiptoe forward.Originally, I wanted to get close to the fat man carefully and make a sudden effort, but when I saw Wu Xie really tremblingly stretching his hand towards the mouth of the female corpse, I couldn't help becoming anxious, and accidentally knocked my front foot on the jade bed , Boom!

The shadow in the darkness trembled suddenly, and before I could see what it was doing in the next second, I left my hand. ——Damn, I'm so nervous that I'm having a convulsion again!The knife sped fast in the darkness, swished across the fat man's cheek, passed the shadow, and missed...

Funk!I cursed in my heart!The result is not one or two, it is the third possibility of cheating!

Ma'am, I won't serve you anymore!Just as I raised my leg to run, my arm stiffened suddenly. Before I could figure out who made the force, I had already been turned around, and I was facing the fat man's gloomy eyes. He suddenly opened his eyes wide and yelled: "You fucking kid has been lying to me!" After speaking, he raised the saber in his hand and stabbed it.I was taken aback, took several steps back, and shouted: "What are you doing! Wake up!" However, he ignored my words, and his expression became very resentful: "I'll teach you to lie to me again!" It was a knife that slashed at me head-on.I originally thought that it was inevitable that I would be hit, but I saw something suddenly wrapped around the fat man's neck.

It turned out that Wuxie on one side didn't know what was wronged, and suddenly grabbed the belt of the male corpse and tightened the fat man's neck.I saw the fat man's face turned purple and he was holding a knife with one hand, and Xiang Wuxie looked like "sweeping thousands of troops", so I quickly raised my hand into a knife and slashed at his wrist with all my might. "Kangdang" the fat man was in pain, the knife fell to the ground, I quickly kicked it away, looked up, and saw that this time it was Wu Xie who was tightening the belt with the dead fat man, who wanted to kill him with all his might, and panicked all of a sudden Without even thinking about it, it was just a slap on his face: "Are you all crazy!" I made such a forceful blow that his head was deflected at least 45 degrees. He was loosened by my hand, and the fat man finally I was able to catch my breath.Before I could breathe a sigh of relief, the fat man who had found the air again grabbed the hem of innocent clothes this time, pulled it closer, and stuck his hands tightly around his neck: "Damn it, I will strangle you to death!" Wuxie who was attacked was not a fuel-efficient lamp, and immediately tightened the fat man's neck with his belt again, entering the pinch mode.

What a mess!There is no end!

I raised my hand, the palm of my hand was still burning with pain from the previous slap, I looked from both sides, and completely lost my judgment: No matter who is slapped first, the balance will definitely be broken, and I will directly kill the one who is slapped by me that person.

what to do!

Just as I was running around in a hurry, there was a sudden "snap", and the belt Wu Xie used to strangle the fat man broke.The belt was made of cowhide, with copper armor like small scales on it, when the cowhide was broken, those bronze armor celestial maidens fell on the innocent face like scattered flowers.I made a decisive decision, waved my big hand, and slapped the fat man hard on the face. As soon as he let go, I jumped up with all my strength and hit his belly with my knees, trying to knock him off. Bed, keep a safe distance from Wu Xie first.

I don't know if I overestimated my physical strength or underestimated the weight of the fat man.As a result, the fat man was pushed back by me until he recovered like a tumbler.And because he was attacked by me, this time his target became me: "You are all the same fucking gang, fat man, I will clean up with you!" Before I jumped back, this fat man He quickly pressed me to death on the jade bed, and strangled my neck hard.

My mother!It turns out that this fat man is so strong!Now I really want to confess here!I was so blinded by him that I was foaming at the mouth, and I couldn't think at all.Suddenly there was a loud "bang" in my ear, and the fat man's hands softened. I coughed up a mouthful of blood, barely propped myself up on my elbows, and fell off the jade bed.As soon as I turned it over, I caught a glimpse of the fat man lying on the jade bed, his life and death unknown, and Wu Xie held up the purple gold box that I didn’t know when. Immediately, he stretched out his hand and punched innocently on the bridge of the nose.This time I used all my strength, and Wuxie suddenly leaned back, his nose was bleeding, because he was caught by the female corpse, he didn't fall down, so I didn't stop doing it, grabbed his shirt collar with one hand, and waved it with the other. , began to slap him repeatedly.

Why should I slap?

Because I think the two of them are in a state of delirious daydreaming, and they should be slapped to wake them up.If it doesn't work once, I'll use it twice, three times, four times, five times... Damn, I'll slap you until you wake up!

Now that I think about it, it’s actually not four or five times. I only slapped three times before he grabbed my wrist: "Do you fucking want me to give it to you!" I was caught by him, and my heart was extremely terrified : "You, you are all crazy, you are all crazy!"

"Do you think I look crazy?" he said, rubbing his sleeve under his nose to wipe away the blood.

I gradually calmed down and looked at him sideways. Sure enough, his eyes were much clearer, and he looked at me with a bit of resentment, but he didn't reveal the evil atmosphere before.

"Oh." I breathed a sigh of relief, "You are finally awake." It seems that slapping is still useful.

He seemed to have read my mind, and said again: "I was sober before you hit me just now. You are a fucking black man!" I saw his slightly bulging buns and flushed cheeks, I feel a little bit sorry, it seems that I was a little ruthless just now... "Is the effect of force mutual?" I smiled sarcastically, "My hand also hurts, hehe... It was so chaotic just now, the fat man almost strangled me to death , why did I pay attention to you, so you are inexplicably sober." He cut again, and said: "I swallowed the piece of armor of 'Yinxi Baodi' on the belt in the chaos, as if I was hallucinating this blue-eyed fox. It's useful." Is there such a bizarre thing?I followed his gaze to look at the fat man, only to see his stomach swell unnaturally, and a shriveled blue hand stretched out from behind, knowing that the blue-eyed fox corpse was under his body at this moment.

It really is an illusion!I touched my burning throat, and suddenly there was a little gossip about what they saw.

"What now?" I asked.

"Let me get out of here first." Wu Xie looked at the female corpse, and then at the purple gold box that was used as a murder weapon just now. There were small keyholes on it. mouth.I exchanged a look with him: This key is really useful.

"Hey, do you have any experience, will it be a problem to take this key directly?"

"I used to think that all I had to do was take it, but after I got here, I realized that anything is possible." I took a step back as I said that.

He gave me a blank look, calmed himself down, took a deep breath, put his fingers under her tongue, grabbed the key, and then carefully pulled it out.Before the key came out of her mouth, he paused for a moment, and I saw an extremely thin silk thread tied to the handle of the key, leading all the way to the throat of the female corpse.This should be a kind of mechanism. The craftsman cleverly installed some crossbows into the human corpse and fired them with gold wires. As soon as the tomb robber took out the jade plug or orb in the mouth of the corpse, the mechanism would be activated immediately, and the body would be broken. body out.I opened my mouth to remind Wu Xie, but seeing that he was not a novice, he was already aware of this problem, so I cut off the filament with a pinch of my nails.

At this moment, the female corpse hooked on the innocent body suddenly became ferocious. Her face was like a rotten orange, and her face shrank instantly, and an indescribable sound came out of her throat. Within a few seconds, Right in front of Wu Xie, she quickly turned from a living beauty into a mummy. With a single shake, her withered arm broke, and her withered body fell onto the jade platform, still shrinking continuously.

I touched the hidden cell phone, and murmured to Wu Xie, "It's really become 'this feeling can be remembered'."