Where do tomb robbers meet in their lives?

"Liang Jin, calm down, don't move!"

Calm down, how can I calm down Dad Wu, this snake is only a fucking gap away from my head, I'm going to be killed in seconds!This shit even eats the weed king, how poisonous it must be!It's killing me!The more I thought about it, the more I was afraid that I almost looked at Wu Xie and my little brother with dying eyes.

Wu Xie immediately took out my cross knife from her arms, and gestured in the air halfway.I panicked immediately: "Don't, don't, can you do it!" If you accidentally cut my throat, who will be to blame!

Even the little brother didn't have much confidence in Father Wu, so he held him down with one hand: "Don't worry." He observed the little snake on my shoulder carefully for a few seconds, and said, "It shouldn't be malicious."

I'll go to your uncle, what kind of conclusion is this, little brother!No harm to your sister, it's still wrapped around my shoulder Hey, you're trying to get it off, Mama Zhang!

When I was about to collapse, suddenly my shoulders lightened, and the snake made a movement that made all of us drop our jaws—it flew!

To be precise, it is gliding, but the posture is very graceful. Under the light of the flashlight, its slender body arches a round arc, then bounces up, and wraps around a branch not far away. Then with a whoosh and a jerk of the head, the last weetle king entered the snake's belly without us noticing.

Damn, what kind of magical creature is this, it's really against the sky!

Just when I tiptoed and wanted to escape, the snake "sat" back firmly on my shoulder with unfathomable speed and agility.

Hey, don't be like this, I'm going to cry, I'm really going to cry!

Even the little brother was moved now, I saw him jumping forward to a branch next to the branch where Wu Xie and I were, put the knife away, and looked carefully.The little snake didn't attack, but raised its head and swayed from side to side, as if it was also observing the approaching people.If it didn't look like it was so close to me, it would be a bit cute.

After looking at it for a while, the little brother said, "Liang Jin, did you pick up anything on the way here?"

"No, no!" If I wanted to pick it up, I wouldn't pick it up.

"This thing looks round and glows, with a little green in the white."

shit...

"Yes, there is such a thing. I, I dug it out when I pulled out the knife from the body of the big snake we killed. But isn't that the night pearl?"

The little brother shook his head: "No, those are a special kind of snake eggs, which are mineralized and buried in the python's body. If there is no external interference, they can often be dormant for hundreds of years."

I:"……"

Snake eggs, your sister!

There is a Yellow River roaring in my heart.

What kind of three-dimensional world has such a cheating setting!Even if it is a snake egg, it should be buried in the belly of the big snake. Put your hair on it, bury it!Speaking of such an evil thing, I must have had my IQ eaten by a dog to think it was a night pearl!Does Xiaobaihua also have a mental attack that lowers the IQ of the same sex? !

However, the little brother relaxed: "Don't worry, it's not an evil thing." He said and stretched out a finger to the little snake, and my heart tightened suddenly.I saw the little snake cautiously reached out and touched his fingertips, then slowly lowered its head, and began to slide towards his fingers. Its tiny body wrapped itself around his wrist, and soon it circled around his wrist, raised its head and took two pills Small mung bean-sized eyes looked at me.

"This kind of Lin snake is very ancient and has the function of avoiding evil and repelling insects. Sometimes it is used as a funeral object to protect the corpse from being corroded by corpse weeters. It does not eat people." The little brother looked at the little snake and reached out to touch it gently. Touch its head.The little snake twisted its body, then bounced and swam back to my shoulder.

Hearing what the little brother said, I felt a little more at ease, and reached out to touch the pocket of my clothes carefully, and sure enough, I took out a piece of shiny pieces from it.It is estimated that during the fight against the corpse beetle, Boss Wu slapped me on the copper tree and hit me.Alas, my night pearl, my daughter's great idea of ​​self-improvement...

Then Boss Wu got angry.

"Liang Jin."

As soon as I looked up, I saw that he was more gloomy than I had ever seen before.

I felt guilty for no reason: "What, what?"

"I told you not to pick up strange things. Have I told you this? How many times have I told you? Why can't you listen?"

"I...that..."

"What are you going to do now, take it back and raise it?"

I muttered, "But it's always pestering me now, doesn't it, does it treat me as its mother?"

Wu Xie frowned: "Throw it away, throw it away, the snake is a cold-blooded animal, without emotion, who knows if it will bite people suddenly."

ah?Throw it away... But when I watched the little snake swim from my shoulder to my arm, and then from my arm to my shoulder, I felt cute.

"Brother, look, is it possible to take care of it?" I looked anxiously at Mama Zhang, who was carefully probing.

"No, no, this is a snake, what do you think it is! Throw it away."

Dad Wu, why are you so unloving?

I looked at Mama Zhang.

The little brother's expression is nothing but nothing.

I continued to look at Mama Zhang with earnest eyes.

Father Wu quit: "Little brother, don't tolerate her. Keep all the things of unknown origin in your pockets. Today you ask her to bring a snake back, and tomorrow she might pick up a zongzi."

"But the little snake saved our lives. I won't pick up everything and raise it."

what to do?Father Wu refused to let me raise him, and I suddenly wanted to raise him very much.

"It's hungry, so it eats. What will you feed it in the future? Who will take care of it? Where do you put it? The fucking king of weeters can eat it. What if this snake is very poisonous?"

This series of questions made me dizzy, and made me infinitely decadent-in addition, no, I always feel that there is something wrong with this dialogue.

"Anyway..."

"Wu Xie."

"Bro?"

"Lin snake is not poisonous."

"It doesn't work even if it's not poisonous. Is it really possible to let her raise it?"

"Ah."

"what?"

The little brother looked at me and said, "Lin Snake recognizes people, and once it hatches, it can't be driven away."

Father Wu's expression wavered: "But this is a snake, in case something unexpected happens..."

Mama Zhang reached out and grabbed the little snake dangling on my shoulder and stuffed it into my pocket: "You take care of yourself."

When I saw that there was a door, I immediately became overjoyed, took my little brother's hand and vowed, "Okay, I will take good care of it."

To my surprise, there was a smile in his usually indifferent eyes, and he raised his hand and patted my head like an elder. "I'll go down and have a look." Then he turned around, pulled the rope that bound Little Baihua's sister, and slid down neatly.

I watched the little brother go down with a face of admiration, thinking that the little brother is really handsome, isn't he?I suddenly wished that I was his daughter, did I? ——Wait, wait, something is wrong, what kind of atmosphere is this?What happened to the full family atmosphere of the previous conversation between the parents and the mother?As a result, Zhang's mother also gained her daughter's favorability. Is this a family warm emotional drama?

I seem to have wandered into some kind of strange atmosphere.

What was I thinking, really.

I then remembered that Sister Lu was still down there, and I didn't know if there was anything wrong, so I immediately took a flashlight and beat down the climbing rope, and said as I hit, "Wu Xie, did I hit you a little hard just now? Will you blame me?"

no answer.

"Wu Xie, hey, let me say, she won't be angry when I pushed Miss Lu down like this just now?"

no answer.

I was a little annoyed, and looked up at him: "Hey, are you listening to what I'm saying, why don't you call me back?"

When I raised my head, I happened to meet Wu Xie's eyes. For some reason, he was looking at me with a blank expression on his face, and he didn't know what he was thinking, but his expression didn't look like he was in a daze, but he was thinking about something. As for the important question, I was very uncertain when he looked at me like this, and the little bit of annoyance in my heart was instantly extinguished.

"Uh... Wu Xie?"

He seemed to have made up his mind, and said to me: "Liang Jin, I know I shouldn't say this, but I think it's better to say something."

Damn it, come again!

I sighed, and shook my head with a wry smile: "Little Third Master, you may not know me very well, but I'm not bragging, my memory is excellent." I patted him on the shoulder, and I recited: "You Do you want to say next, "Liang Jin, you are really okay. But I don't think we are suitable. Look at the tomb of King Lu, and this time, I have always regarded you as a brother. Look'——Little Third Master, you are endless, what did I do just now that made you think of sending me a card again? I don’t seem to remember anything that made you misunderstand? You always talk to me like this Emphasize, I am also very shameless."

I'll go, when will I be so detached, and I can issue cards to myself, I will almost become a Buddha.

He might be a little surprised by what I said, and even his tone became flustered: "No, no, it's not what you imagined..."

I saw his nervous look and thought it was funny, and when I caught a glimpse of the climbing rope in front of me dangling, I suddenly had an epiphany in my mind: "Oh, I understand, I understand, you are afraid of sister Lu. Misunderstood us? Did you fall in love with her? I want to explain that, I just pushed her down because her force value was too low. You can't let the girl face such a dangerous thing because the king is so difficult to deal with. I It's a bit harsh to be impatient (annoyed when you see her), so please bear with me."

Well, I was mentally prepared, so although I was sad, but since what will come will always come, I have cried before, I don’t know why it is not so difficult to accept now, of course, this may also be a moment of numbness , It will still be painful when I react, but as a human being, I can only think about it a little bit, and it’s meaningless if I don’t force it.So I'm not a qualified son of the Liang family, I think too much about other people's feelings, hey...

Seeing his incoherent and anxious look, I endured my discomfort and joked: "I don't think you've told me about your behavior like this. Alas, we've climbed up all the way ahead, and Fatty and I are also very supportive for you." It’s an assist, why haven’t you won it? It’s really useless. In fact, I think the girl has a good impression of you. Really, you should work hard (you guys hurry up and confirm the relationship so that I can die at once! I’m all It's about to be broken by you, bastard!)."

"Liang Jin, it's not..."

"Don't worry, I will have a good time with my little brother in the future. I will never come to disturb you, don't worry." The farther away from me, the better, I am really a tragic female supporting role.

He grabbed my arm and growled, "Damn it, do you listen to people?"

"Ah! Do you want to strike so hard!"

I'll go, little third master, can you be more gentle with me, it hurts so much to catch me!I frowned and wanted to scold him a few words, when suddenly a black figure sprang out from my pocket, jumped onto my arm in an instant and stood upright.Wu Xie didn't expect the little snake to attack suddenly, so he immediately let go of his hand and almost fell to the branch.

I looked at the little snake who was full of threats, and sighed, "Wow, I actually have a little bodyguard!"

Wu Xie looked at his hands with lingering fear and said, "I'm still a bodyguard, I don't know anyone, so you fucking want to kill me!"

I smiled and grabbed the little guy and put it back in my pocket: "Who told you to bully me, you hit me so hard. Didn't my brother say that it doesn't eat people, and it's not poisonous. Even if it bites you with such a small size, it's like a mosquito." It’s like ding, I should be fine.” Seeing him staring at me in a daze, I pushed his shoulder and said with a smile, “What’s the matter with you, why are you always in a daze recently? I heard that people who fall in love will have lower IQ, is it true? Ah (Oh, I'm still pantothenic acid, why can't I keep saying this...)"

Wu Xie withdrew his expression: "You never finished, I told you no..."

Before he finished speaking, the bronze branch we were on shook.

I looked down, and it turned out that except for Xiao Baihua, everyone came up one after another.Now it's easy to handle, for some reason, I always feel that it is very awkward to be alone with Wu Xie recently, and it will be even more embarrassing if Sister Lu is there.Now that Fatty and the others are coming up, I can naturally blend in with the crowd.So I turned around and smiled at Wu Xie: "They are all here, I'll go and ask my little brother what's going on up there."

"Liang Jin." Wu Xie seemed to reach out to pull me, but the little snake in my pocket was too strong, and he stretched out his head, and he could only withdraw his hand resentfully.

I smiled at him sinisterly: "Will you still dare to touch me in the future?" Just thinking about how to scare the fat man into a big jump, I slowly crawled towards him.But before we went down many meters, we heard the fat man's loud voice yelling at us: "Fuck you, fuck you! You won't stop the fuck at all!"

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I have already fallen deeply into the family atmosphere of Wu's father, Zhang's mother, fat brother ~ Xiao Liang is really a happy child.