Where do tomb robbers meet in their lives?

I stood where I was, in a dazed state of a brain vacuum.

What, no one speaks?Why don't you just find a random topic to change, please!Why is his grandma standing still and looking at us, fat man, what kind of eyes are you looking at?What does it mean when you look at me and take three steps back while clutching my chest?

No no, this is definitely not reality!

I'm dreaming, I'm... that's right!I'm probably still under the influence of the blissful incense, right?

I just said, how can I have so much strength?How did I tear and tear the front of Wu Xie's nylon jacket into strips, and now it is hanging down pitifully on his chest?No no, even if this is the case, the situation was urgent at the time, and there was a reason for looking for a cross knife!Oh, the cross knife, yes, it seems that I was too flustered when drawing the knife, and pulled the mechanism ahead of time, but the blade popped out and "hissed" a few times and broke Brother Ang's nylon clothes.

But how could even the shirt inside be torn from the middle?

It's like a damn zipper.

That's right, it's the zipper, the fucking zipper is bad, it got into the shirt inside, I can't help it if I don't pull it, and I don't pull it alone, the innocent brother also has a share, okay—— Why are you just looking at me, hey, it's not fair, hey!

But having said that - darling, what is the workmanship of this dress, why did all the buttons collapse when you pulled it with your hands?I rubbed it, and it really fell apart without a single piece left!Profiteer oh, what quality, this fucking must be street stalls!

The most troublesome thing is: Brother Tianzhen, why don't you wear your shirt inside!What the hell happened to you just now? There are still three or four scratch marks on your chest!Your chest is completely open now, the scars are slightly exposed, a drop or two of bright red blood is stained on the snow-white shirt, and the torn nylon jacket hangs down from your shoulders, swinging with the wind-this fucking is completely There's a plot in the midnight adult scene, hey, no, it's the one without a plot!

Then I saw everyone's eyes move down.

I followed everyone's gaze.

A mouthful of bloody smell rushed to my throat, and I held back abruptly.

I rely on...

Why is Wu Xie's belt buckle undone!

It's none of my business!

Seeing that Xiaoyu was about to open his mouth when he saw me, I shouted in desperation: "I didn't untie the belt!"

quiet all around...

I hide my face, shame.

The fat man shook his head: "Girl Liang, you feel your integrity, are you still there? I have opened my eyes to the method of your Liang family. Fat Lord. No, this kind of thing... depends on the location and occasion, your fucking brother I’m still here, and I’m not paying attention to the influence! I said, Xiao Wu, what’s your situation? You’ve always been a vegetarian, and you’ve grown up for nothing. Such a little girl can take care of you, are you still a man? "

Wu Xie was probably also stunned, and blushed to the base of his neck: "What the hell are you talking about! Things are not what you imagined!"

I continued to hide my face, in shame.

I heard the fat man say "hey" and said, "What do you look like? I heard you yelling from a long distance away. What about 'Take off, take off, take off all naked' or 'Pull hard, pull, pull' , I thought I heard it wrong. I didn’t expect to run over to take a look, ouch, it’s fucking painful.”

Wu Xie was almost out of anger, and scolded: "You only use half an ear to be obedient! You can't even imagine the dangerous situation just now!"

"No, we heard it too." My little brother Xiong was still in shock, looking at Wu Xie with wide eyes, and said something that made me feel ashamed and indignant, "I'm sure I heard my sister tell you 'don't move, What are you twisting', brother-in-law, you said 'below, further down' and 'don't pick me, it hurts'... Also, what else is 'pressing you is hard'..." I x you brat, You have heard the key points, why are you imagining the 18R scene and blushing like this, I used to treat you as an innocent boy, what the hell are you doing hiding in the room? !

I heard Xie Xiaojiu put one hand on my brother's shoulder and said softly: "That's why I never dare to be alone with your sister, you understand."

"You don't make up for me!" I stared at Xie Xiaojiu, my eyes swept across for a week, and finally I couldn't help shouting, "Don't make a mistake! Wu Xie told me to take off my clothes!"

Quiet continues...

I duang a bit.

Ouch, Brother Wu, your eyes... I know I'm wrong, really, I won't speak anymore.

The fat man was the first to slow down, and waved his hand: "It doesn't matter who said to take it off, the facts are here now. That's fine, let's leave it at that, me, your brother, and this Master Hua are all witnesses, Don't hold back, I think, get the card first after going up, so that's it."

what?

When I heard it, I blushed, my ears were tongue-tied, and even Wu Xie was probably extremely speechless.Just as I was struggling to explain "uh uh", I suddenly heard a voice saying, "Who said that just now? What certificate did you get?"

All of us were focused on the conversation before, but this sound was so sudden that it surprised all of us. When I heard the sound seemed to come from behind me, before I could react, Wu Xie turned me towards himself pull over.I saw a person slowly climbing up from the edge of the broken stone, I thought, no way, Mr. Liang climbed up by himself?Then the fat man turned on the flashlight, and all my emotions boiled up in the next second!

Brother!

I rubbed my eyes in disbelief, I was sure it was really him, and I was so excited that I couldn't speak. "Brother!" In the end, I only shouted tremblingly and was about to run towards him. "Don't run, the ground is slippery!" Wu Xie pulled me a little before I woke up a little.I turned around and smiled at him, and ran to my eldest brother.

"Big brother, big brother!" I threw myself into his arms and hugged him tightly, and a faint smell of smoke surrounded me all at once.This is my elder brother, the smell I am familiar with, he really came to me!Until this moment, I deeply realized the importance of family members.He is like a shelter from the wind, no matter how much pain I have suffered, as long as I see my elder brother, I feel that everything before can be insignificant.Just like that time when I came up from the underwater tomb, I woke up and saw Ms. Xu was beside me. This kind of comfort and peace of mind that filled my heart is beyond words.

I really am still a child who can't grow up.

"Okay, okay. How are you? Are you injured?" Liang Siqi patted my back and pulled me away, holding my face and looking up and down, "Why are you crying like a little dog again? This blood is What's the matter, is it yours?"

"Not mine." I choked up.

"That's good."

My elder brother is really tough, and he didn't ask me if it was human blood or something, and if I killed anyone. Anyway, as long as I wasn't injured, I guess he wouldn't bother to care.

The eldest brother turned his gaze to Xie Xiaojiu and nodded. After seeing Xiaoyu, his face darkened: "Why did you follow?"

Liang Siyu, a brat, saw that his elder brother looked bad, and immediately became short of breath. He looked at me in fear and asked for help, not even daring to breathe.I could only sigh secretly, and explained for him: "Xiaoyu was also worried about me, so he followed me secretly. If you want to teach him a lesson, let's go home."

Liang Siqi wiped away my tears again, nodded and said, "It's the only way to do this first." He waved at Xiaoyu: "What are you doing standing there in a daze? Find a way to come here."

The bear child was completely paralyzed now, he lowered his head and said "oh", then took out the rope and swung with Xie Xiaojiu.

Before we finished the family reunion scene, the fat man spoke on the sidelines: "Master Liang, you came at the right time. Your sister is not injured, and our side is different. Look at your girl who is making a fuss about her innocence." have to."

I saw Wu Xie was patted on the shoulder by the fat man, and immediately started to panic again.When my elder brother climbed up, his attention was all on me and Xiaoyu. Now that he was touched by the fat man, he could see Wu Xie's situation clearly, and he was stunned when he saw it.

Now Master Liang is not calm anymore.

Since I was born, it was the first time I heard my elder brother ask in such a dazed voice: "How... did this happen?" He looked at me and asked something that made me vomit three liters of blood: "You It hurts a lot? How did you catch him like this?"

Emma, ​​brother, your words are too connotative.In addition, isn't your point of attention even more biased?

I bowed my head, more and more ashamed: "I, I didn't do anything, don't blame me all the time!" It's over, why should I bow my head, did I not do anything at all?

At this time, Wu Xie had probably sorted out what happened before, and finally said with a sigh of relief: "This thing is completely different from what you imagined. It was really dangerous just now, Mr. Liang, you almost died. I can't see your sister anymore. Do you want to listen to me?"

I just said that Wu Xie's words were completely different from mine. This tone, this contagious force, and this aura immediately made everyone present look serious, and even the fat man stopped interrupting, as if he was listening attentively.

I immediately felt a little relaxed, yes, Wu Xie will definitely be able to explain things clearly, why am I panicking.

To my surprise, at this moment, another voice came from the unknown darkness under the broken stone, interrupting Wu Xie's important speech.

It was a questioning "Huh", which was amplified by the stone walls on both sides and spread all the way up from under the broken stone.Obviously the person who made the sound was not very far away from us. Such a soft voice can be clearly conveyed to the stone corridor where we are.

Then the voice said again: "Why are you alone? Where is the boss?"

As soon as I heard the gentle tone and speaking voice, I immediately recognized that it was Liang Shuang!

Damn it, the xiaoliangs in our family really are all dispatched!

Wu Xie made an "uh" and was interrupted by another voice from under the broken stone.

"Oh my god, Brother Shuang, just now you didn't know how dangerous it is here. I don't know what happened to the top. I climbed halfway, and the whip fell, and the knife was thrown. Look, fuck! It's so bright A white blade from his grandma's pocket, I was almost killed with a knife for no reason. Knock it down. Tell me why I am so unlucky."

As soon as I heard it, I recognized Liang Xiaoshi's voice, and I couldn't help but feel very excited--every one of them really came.

Then Liang Shuang said: "Ah? What's the matter? What about Boss Liang? Boss is okay."

"No, but as soon as the boss saw the knife, he suddenly told me to stay here and wait for his news. He went up like chicken blood, and didn't pay attention to anything else. This whip seems to belong to Xiaosan. You said... Could there be some kind of moth, could it be that Xiaosan is on top?"

"That's it... But Xiao Jin likes this whip the most, why did he drop it? No one dropped it... What's going on?" Liang Shuang paused and said, "My friend, hello, We are destined to meet here, can you please tell us about the situation above? How did you get down?"

I have the urge to look up to the sky and sigh when I hear this.Mr. Liang, did you fucking open a cheat or bought cheats?It didn't fall directly, and was picked up by our cousin. I really don't know if it's a blessing or a curse.Now you are sour, I ask you, how did I lose my fucking whip!

It is estimated that Master Liang ran into a gang of Liang bandits for the rest of his life after the robbery, and now his heart is full of panic, fear, shock, and all kinds of regrets, so he was speechless, so he heard Liang Xiaoshi say: "Hey, are you Deaf or dumb, brother Shuang asked you something, you should say something, if you don’t speak, I’ll let you go, we don’t care if you fall.”

Then there was a burst of sobbing and screaming, which made me feel extremely refreshed, and I said to myself, Master Liang, don't you still believe in me, Liang Xiaosan?Now let you see what is called the Liang family style.Wu Xie frowned when he heard this and was about to speak, but my elder brother stopped him with a silent gesture, so he simply shut up too, and followed everyone to listen to what Master Liang could say.

In the end, it was Liang Shuang who spoke.

"Xiao Shi, don't let go. Speaking of which, we haven't introduced ourselves properly, so it's natural to make people feel a little suspicious. This friend, have you heard of Sushuitang? I'm from that Liang family, and my name is Liang Shuang. , ranked sixth, the one who grabbed you is ranked tenth, called Liang Zonghan, our head of the family also came, climbed up just now, maybe you didn't see clearly. We came here for nothing else, just looking for our little sister , Have you ever seen a girl on this trip? Her name is Liang Jin, she is quite tall, about 1.7 meters, short hair, with a whip and maybe a few knives, by the way, this whip may be Hers, is she on it?"

Wow Kaka, it's really cool. Let me ask you, Master Liang, where is Liang Xiaosan?

I was holding back my laughter so much that my stomach started to hurt a little.

Finally, Master Liang couldn't bear it anymore, and said with a crying voice: "Everyone, gentlemen, I, I don't know... please forgive me..."

"Hey, don't be like this, the snot is going to touch me, isn't it disgusting! Hey!"

Liang Shuang sighed: "Xiao Shi, don't scare people with a good attitude. Take it easy, speak slowly."

"Speak slowly, what if something happens to Xiaosan above? Whose fault is it?"

"I don't think so. You see, only the whip fell off. It's fine if the people don't come down. And generally, no one in the fight is so stupid as to dare to think about our Liang family. Don't worry, if something happens to Xiao Sanwan, don't worry about it." Speaking of Boss Liang, even if it’s me, I’ll bury that stuff first, if it’s a zongzi, I’ll fill it with corpse wax and burn it like a dragon.”

"Rolling dragon is not exciting, it is better to be soaked in wax oil, it dies slowly, and the pain is severe——Huh? Why is this person so useless? He's dizzy, what a mess. Hey, wake up! Brother Shuang , what should I do? Is it possible to carry him up?"

I finally couldn't help but burst out laughing: "Ah Shuang, Xiao Ten, I'm up there. Come up quickly." Xiao Ten's "Hey" came from below, and within a few minutes the Two more heads poked out, but they didn't leave Master Liang behind, they dragged him up too.

I originally thought that when I saw this man again, I would definitely get angry, but I didn't expect him to look so decadent, his face was like limestone, filled with green energy, and he couldn't even stand upright, it wasn't Xiao Shifu Looking at him, it is estimated that he will faint at any time.Hmph, it doesn't feel good to be in the dark all of a sudden, and it doesn't feel good to be threatened.Call you wicked!

"Oh, oh, what a little sister, Xiao Jin." Xiao Shi smiled when he saw me, let go of his hand, and rushed towards me as soon as Master Liang fell to the ground, "Oh, little Jinbao, little Jinbao, this time it belongs to you The worst, it made our whole family worry to death. Hey, there are so many people here, we can be regarded as reunited, you damn girl..." He was stunned after walking a few steps, and his gaze was straight Landing on Wu Xie, his eyes widened immediately, then he turned to look at my elder brother, and said, "Hey, what's going on?"

The author has something to say:

Haha, another batch of Liang numbers is coming, do you not remember who is from one to eleven?

Here I will list a column:

Boss Liang, Siqi Liang

Liang Er, Liang Qiwei

Liang San, Liang Jin

Liang Si, Liang Siyu

Liang Wu, Liang Wenjing

Liang Liu, Liang Shuang

Liang Qi, Liang Hongtao

Liang Ba, Liang Zongqi

Xie Xiaojiu, ah, this is just a setting, it’s just a setting, don’t hit me with pollen

Liang Shi, Liang Zonghan

Liang Shiyi, Liang Duyi

In addition, Liang Jin's dear grandfather is called Liang Youdao

Liang's father's name is Liang Zhenqing

By the way, there are grandpa, old man Xu Chengjiang; mother Xu Lingfei, and cousin Xu Zhonglin and second cousin Xu Qianfan

Ah, I have taken so many names before I knew it!really not easy!