[Red Chamber] Jagged Lin Daiyu

The daily life of an old couple is quite boring.

Fourth Brother Wen climbed over the wall every night to feed his wife and children, and regretfully had to solve the problem himself.Complaining: "Daughter-in-law, can't you help me?"

Ms. Zhuo responded indifferently, and said that although it is not bad to use, it looks disgusting, so don't worry.

Fourth brother Wen leaned over: "Daughter-in-law~ Dongli~ let me see your small boobs~"

Miss Zhuo said angrily: "Small?" I know it's a little small, what do you say?

"It's not small, it's because my hands are too big." Brother Wen stretched his hand in with a smile...

Miss Zhuo beat him up: "Don't make trouble!"

I'm excited!What to do if you hurt the fetus!I am only going to have this one!

One perfect baby at a time, tall and handsome like you, wise like me.Huh?You really don't fight back?

More than a month later, Fourth Brother Wen finally made sense of her—in fact, it was Ms. Zhuo who couldn't bear it any longer, so the two of them nervously and gently did a... couple yoga?

After a while, Fourth Brother Wen complained unhappily: "It's really cold in winter, there is always ice on the ground, I almost fell when I climbed over the wall. When will I kill this old man? It's shocking to see. You Look at his discoloration, he is still asking for this and that all day, why doesn't he want Heiwuchang to pick him up."

"Your accent..." It suddenly became an accent from outside the customs. Who did you learn it from? I haven't gone anywhere at home for a month.

Fourth brother Wen tried his best to get back his off-centered accent: "I went to the Northeast to buy mink for you...I bought a fox fur and a batch of goods by the way, good leather and ginseng antler, and sold them in the capital for money." I also bought some good fungus, and I will make fried pork with fungus for you another day."

Miss Zhuo sighed tiredly: "It will be a month since you left, I am very worried about you."

Brother Wen rushed over with a smile and hugged her and kissed her: "I'm afraid you'll be cold in winter. Good leather goods in the Northeast are only a few hundred taels of silver, and they are worth a thousand gold when transported to the capital. I don't have money."

Miss Zhuo: "Ugh..."

Brother Wen looked at her blankly and vomited: "Why is there another family?"

If you want to live a decent life, you have to have a little green on the top of your head?Labor and management can't stand this.

"What?" Ms. Zhuo had never heard of this word, but she could guess the meaning from his tone: "Bastard! I've been vomiting for months!"

"If you don't vomit early and don't vomit later, you vomit as soon as I kiss you? Doesn't this mean you hate me?"

Ms. Zhuo was going to explode with anger, and buried her head to vomit again. I am really unlucky. This reincarnation did not get the body of a prince or nobleman. A girl who was born weak and weak, met such a bastard as you.

Brother Wen patted her on the back embarrassingly: "Just kidding..."

Miss Zhuo punched him in the stomach and almost threw him up.She sat up, wiped her mouth and rinsed her mouth under the service of the servant girl—yes, now her servant girl had been disciplined so that she would not speak out when she saw Fourth Brother Wen.

Brother Wen rubbed his belly and laughed: "I was wrong, my wife, don't be angry~"

Miss Zhuo has a cold face, she is really a frosty beauty: "Did you study on the way?"

Brother Wen's eyes wandered: "I read it."

"I'll test you."

"Wait a minute! I used to have poetry in my stomach, but I was injured internally by your punch."

Miss Zhuo gave him a blank look: "I knew you didn't read the book, or else you forgot."

"I can't remember, I forgot, I forgot, I couldn't remember when I forgot, I forgot, I couldn't remember at all, I couldn't remember at the beginning, you remind me, I immediately remembered, I can't remember, that's it. It’s different whether you forget it, forget it, forget it, or forget it, or can’t remember it!”

Miss Zhuo couldn't bear it anymore: "Shut up! I'm getting a headache from nagging! You can't be a little heroic, don't be so nonsense!"

Brother Wen raised his eyebrows unhappily: "Heroism is for outsiders to see, are you my wife? What secrets do we have, what kind of big-tailed wolf should I pretend to be with you?"

Miss Zhuo felt weird in her heart, so she didn't say anything, she said in her heart that you and I have no secrets, and I have a big secret for you. "Did you get hurt when you went out this time?"

"No, I plan to start a good business. When the property grows in the future, I don't need to go out and run myself, so I can stay by your side." Brother Wen said, "It's a pity that you are so smart. If you go to the palace , I’m afraid it’s Wu Zetian.”

Miss Zhuo was secretly a little happy. The women who hold power are none other than several famous empress dowagers and this empress in history.

Brother Wen said happily: "Then I can sleep with the emperor's woman! Just think about it!"

"..."

"Little widow~ when will you marry me?"

Miss Zhuo sighed, you idiot, haven't I hinted to you my plan clearly enough?

The two lingered for a while, and Brother Wen went back.

Miss Zhuo slept peacefully until midnight, wearing a bellyband, trousers and clothes, and holding a candle to old man Zhao's bed.Her face was full of kindness, and she asked gently: "How is your old man?"

Master Zhao looked at her in horror: "What are you going to do?"

Ms. Zhuo said gently and virtuously: "In the past few months, I have taken care of you with my own hands and refused to leave it to others. Am I not doing well enough? Why are you looking at me like this?"

"What do you want to do……"

"I have a hundred ways to make people tell the truth." Zhao Wang's tone became very strange, sinister and vicious like a poisonous snake, like an evil man... Uh, because she was 'him' before time travel. "You have tried several of the hundred methods."

Miss Zhuo put the candlestick beside her, lifted the quilt, and untied old man Zhao's clothes. Inside his clothes, on his dry body, were two snakes coiled.

"This account between you and my family should be settled!" If the parents of this body are not dead, but a young lady who is pampered by them, I can practice martial arts in peace, and I don't have to commit myself to someone to do things for me. People, although it is very cool.

"What do you want, what do you want from me!"

Miss Zhuo smiled and said, "I just want you to repent, write a letter of divorce, and let me leave with my dowry."

"You...you want to marry that big man?" Master Zhao knew that the man was an adulterer, and he felt that his whole body was full of the luster of nature - green!What he knew, of course, was that Miss Zhuo told him on purpose and tortured him on purpose.

Miss Zhuo smiled shyly: "This child belongs to him, of course I want to be with the child's father. Let me tell, you write."

Mr. Zhao almost spewed blood, but under her threat, he wrote a letter of divorce, writing 'You marry me again, it will never matter'.

The next day, Miss Zhuo secretly stopped the big man in the padded jacket at the window: "Go and kill him and hang his head by the window."

Brother Wen nodded: "Okay."

Miss Zhuo smiled and tiptoed to kiss his face, pinched his ear: "We will be able to stay together in the future~" It's really annoying to confuse a man with his beauty. I can't help but feel like I can't grasp it.

Brother Wen found that she suddenly became bright and cute, he was so happy that he almost jumped up, did my wife think about it?Go to cut off old man Zhao's head, hang it at the door, and run back: "I'm going to bed, and you should go to bed early. No one will make things difficult for you, right?"

The next day, it was quite a bit of chaos and yelling.

Master Zhao's head was hanging outside, and many people saw it.

Ms. Zhuo had arranged for Fourth Brother Wen to find a beggar to spread rumors, and there was an uproar about 'Master Zhao was dug out and beheaded by a ghost late at night'

'Master Zhao was killed by his ex-wife'

"Master Zhao was killed by Master Wang, and Master Wang has become a judge in the underworld"

"Master Zhao killed people and robbed money in his early years, but now he is being retaliated against."

The Zhao family couldn't handle it in time, and they were in a bit of a panic about the funeral, although all the officials, gentry and big families in the city came to mourn.Countless monks and nuns were invited to chant scriptures, and the coffins were also old wood saved in the early years, but they were always pointed at.

Before the funeral was over, the housekeeper was killed, and then Master Zhao's eldest grandson mysteriously disappeared.

Miss Zhuo said: "I want to separate the family! Uncle and grandma, second grandpa and second grandma, let's talk about it first. I won't talk about how unlucky this family is. If I stay here again, my life will be lost." First, it is not appropriate for me to occupy the main room after the master dies, but I can't just move out and live in the side room, which will damage the reputation of the two of you in terms of human relations."

Mr. Zhao's two sons and daughter-in-law thought she was right.

Ms. Zhuo said: "There is another section. At my age, you are in your 40s, and your son is the same age as me. Now the city is full of storms. If someone arranges for us, Guadain Lixia can't tell. It's better to separate the family altogether. , I don’t want your Zhao family’s property either, just give me 1000 taels of silver, just give me back my property from the Wang family, I will take my son out to be a widow, and I will have someone to rely on when I raise him well.”

They were reluctant to part with the money, and decided to kill her that night, saying that she was a chaste and martyr who died for her husband.

So in the early morning of the next day, the heads of the uncle, the new housekeeper and the two servants were hung on the door of the Zhao residence.

Brother Wen: "Ah Choo!"

The second master was very happy. He could only get a small amount of money. After all, it was the eldest son inheritance system. Now that the elder brother is dead, all the money is mine!Send your stepmother away without hesitation, and give me money!Return all the title deeds of the Wang family's real estate!

So the young master who was taken away went back again.

In the beginning of summer in the coming year, a fetus was born.

Miss Zhuo was in so much pain that she wanted to give herself a knife, and cut her stomach open!It takes so much effort!

Brother Wen put his face in front of her: "Get married, get married~marry me~"

Miss Zhuo pushed him: "Go away, don't teach my son to be stupid."

"Tsk tsk tsk, you teach, you teach well, when your son grows up and is snatched from the bridal chamber by female bandits, you wait for some heroine to rescue her." Fourth Brother Wen went out angrily.

Miss Zhuo said angrily: "Come back, what are you doing!"

"Go out for a walk, anyway, I'm here and you feel an eyesore, so you don't bother to talk to me, I'll go out and find someone else to play."

A ruthless look flashed in Miss Zhuo's eyes, she gave him a chance, and said softly, "Don't go, I'm learning to take care of my children, I don't know anything, and you're going to kill me. If you leave, someone from the Zhao family will force you to leave." what should I do?"

Fourth Brother Wen asked her sullenly: "You don't think I'm annoying, so you don't want to drive me away?"

"Look, you're jealous." Miss Zhuo left the child on the bed and came to hug him: "Go and pretend to be a prince, pick me up to the capital, and we'll get married when we arrive in the capital. I'll help you with business, we Make good money to raise your son, okay?"

Brother Wen was coaxed so easily, and pushed the little widow down again: "Let's play a little game?"

"Huh? What game?"

"You play the little widow weeping at the grave, and I'll play the bully. I'll fuck you up."

Ms. Zhuo covered her face with her hands speechlessly, ah, this idiot... I have a bad feeling that this kid might not be very smart either.

Arriving in the capital as planned, she changed her surname to Zhuo Dongli and got married.

Fourth Brother Wen finally married the beauty he loves, and his integrity became even worse.

One day after marriage, he came out of the shower and said, "Daughter-in-law, let me dance for you."

Miss Zhuo had a bad premonition.

Brother Wen threw the bath towel around his waist to the side, and shook his hips left and right: "Elephant elephant~ why is your nose so long?"

Ms. Zhuo can't wait to go over and kick him. I'm working hard to settle accounts. What else can you do besides being rude?That's right, you are a stalwart husband in front of outsiders, is this what you want at home?

Within a few years, with the help (guidance) and persuasion (discipline) of his virtuous wife, Brother Wen’s pastry shop was doing very well, and he also became a big businessman. He opened an escort agency and delivered goods for himself.

The son is also well-raised, and he can be called both civil and military.

Wen Zhuo would often dress up as a man to do business, and when she looked at the short 'man' in the mirror, she looked gloomy.

Brother Wen pinched her butt happily: "It looks even more upturned~my little fairy~"

Miss Zhuo gave him a death stare, but it was only regarded as a shy wink by the idiot with too much brain.

Fourth brother Wen went to Jiangnan to do business, and after he came back, he bought a lot of silk and satin for his wife: "Daughter-in-law, let me tell you something."

"Tell me." "I'm going to bring a girl back. Don't worry, it's not now. It will be about ten years later."

Miss Zhuo asked in a soft voice: "Which girl from this family has such an honor that you have taken a fancy to?"

"Lin Ruhai's family has a daughter, Lin Daiyu, who is as beautiful as a fairy, but it's a pity that she is weak and sick."

Brother Wen said in his heart, I want Chai Dailian!Lily is the highest!

Whoa whoa whoa!In fact, my wife and I are actually lilies too!

Miss Zhuo secretly breathed a sigh of relief: "With her family background, even if you are wealthy, you will not be able to marry her."

"That's not necessarily true! Lin Ruhai's face is dark, and he looks like he's about to die." Brother Wen rubbed his thigh with a face full of reverie: "There is such a girl at home, and it feels like Wen's house will be upgraded immediately. Dongli , you always complain that I can't accompany you in reciting poems and composing Fu, and that I don't know how to read and write, so I'll find you someone who can read and write to accompany you."

The writing brush in Zhuo Dongli's hand broke at the sound. Originally, I wanted you because I wanted you to fight back or not. Although you are lecherous, you are very obedient. You are both good hands on the bed and under the bed. It seems that you are gentle, considerate and respectful for your wife. I want you, don't you? I think most women are willing to take concubines for their husbands, so I am.

A girl who is as beautiful as a fairy and has great literary talent, okay, I like that kind of girl very much.But when I see the newcomer laugh, and hear the old one cry, and then give birth to a child, isn't my hard work in the past few years making wedding dresses for others?

I will let people carefully trim your beard to keep it in the best look, supervise the tailor to make every piece of noble and well-tailored clothes for you, watch you drink a lot, and teach you to read so that you have self-cultivation and culture , secretly helping you get rid of your enemies, does everything I do belong to others.

She said softly: "Master, if you want to go your own way, I can't help it, but there is one thing you need to know."

"what's up?"

"Master Zhao and I have a deep love. It was you who killed my husband and snatched me away in order to rob sex. You have been threatening me with the life of your child all this time. I had no choice but to be raped by you."

Zhuo Dongli took out an envelope under his unbelievable eyes, and took out a piece of paper from the envelope: "This is the letter of divorce given to me by Mr. Zhao, he wanted to hand me over to save his life. But you are ruthless and insist on killing him to avoid future troubles, but Mr. Zhao also saved a hand. Look at the first word of every sentence'wen, four, strong, seize, I, wife, you, never, no, get , ok, die'."

Wen Si was dumbfounded.

Zhuo Dongli said slowly: "If you dare to take a concubine, I will kill you. If I can't kill you, I will sue you at the government."

Wen Si was silent for a long time: "I'm a bit messy, please let me take it easy. Wait a minute! I didn't plan to take a concubine! I planned to get her to be my daughter-in-law, or my daughter-in-law, you... you're cheating again! "

My daughter-in-law looks so cruel when she's jealous, I'm still a baby...

Miss Zhuo was dumbfounded.

I drafted the fourth essay, sir!I'm exposed!asshole!

What to do next!Why don't you tell me what to do next!