[Red Chamber] Jagged Lin Daiyu

Fourth Sister Wen listened to court secrets outside the window.

She nodded secretly in her heart, the emperor really wasn't the protagonist, he was blowing his nose, and all the male and female protagonists couldn't blow their noses, so it was fucking unscientific.

The emperor cried as hard as he could: "My mother went there when I was 12 years old, just before the Mid-Autumn Festival, blah blah blah. She wasn't considered favored back then, and my father didn't stop holding the Mid-Autumn banquet for her. Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Woo!!"

Daiyu gently handed him a handkerchief and poured water, but she had nothing to say.

Only then did she know that the emperor was born of a concubine.

The emperor continued to cry: "At the beginning, the elder brother of the prince and other brothers and sisters all came to comfort me on the day after the Mid-Autumn Festival, but the emperor father and the queen mother didn't say anything, only the second princess from the former empress came to accuse me and said a lot of nasty things.

At that time, I wanted to strangle her to death, sister, let me tell you, in two days it will be time for the princesses and courtiers to enter the palace to pay their respects, and if the second princess dares not show her to you, you will slap her. "

Daiyu said in her heart that I don't want to hit people in public. Master said that's not good, it's better to do it secretly!

But seeing the emperor was angry and crying miserably, he coaxed him: "Okay, I will remember."

The queen came back, and handed over a stack of handkerchiefs in a gentle and dignified manner: "What are you talking about?"

The emperor grabbed the handkerchief and wiped his face indiscriminately: "In a few days, it will be time for the princess's wife to enter the palace to greet you, right?"

The queen nodded: "Well, it seems to be."

"Seems to be?"

The queen smiled slightly: "Nvshi is responsible for remembering these things."

The emperor didn't ask any more questions, he also had many treasures in the inner court, and there were Shujishi and Zhongshusheren in the government, who were responsible for remembering various important matters.

The emperor took Daiyu's hand, looked at the queen and said eagerly: "I remember that the second princess has become more honest these years, doesn't she?"

The queen nodded: "The emperor doesn't give her a title, and her salary is several grades lower than other eldest princesses. I usually follow your instructions and ignore her in everything. Of course she is honest. What's wrong?"

The emperor was still resentful: "Hmph, it's too late to be honest."

He held Daiyu's hand and entrusted him kindly: "If she doesn't speak rudely to you, then you can make trouble for her and teach her a lesson, okay?"

Daiyu was a little embarrassed: "Brother, I will never find fault in my life."

The emperor said nonsense in a serious manner: "That can't be done. No matter if you are a man or a woman, you must know how to find faults. You have to learn!"

You have to be able to find excuses to teach others. What I teach you are good things. Usually the censors are especially good at finding faults. Later, I learned to find faults with the censors, and they became honest.

Daiyu blushed: "I'm young"

The emperor said: "It's okay, you are the eldest princess Xuanzhen, and her title is still the second princess. I didn't add her as the eldest princess."

Daiyu said embarrassingly: "After all, I am not a royal family, so it is not good to bully others." My father knew that I would be angry if I did that.

Yao Sanlang had already coaxed the two of them not to cry until they fell into a sluggish state.

It was too boring, so he emptied his brain and started wandering away~

The queen complained with a black face: "Since I became the queen, I have been ordered to reprimand the second princess in public every month when the princess and the wives enter the palace! Just replace me once, I am not that old with the second princess." Revenge, when she satirized me, I retaliated back."

Seriously, Your Majesty, you might as well give her a good time!If you don't enter the palace, you order a reprimand, and if you enter the palace, tell me to reprimand her in public. I'm tired of cutting her flesh with such a blunt knife, and she's not crazy yet.

The emperor was taken aback: "When did it happen? Why didn't I know?"

The queen was a little embarrassed: "At that time, I was only the crown princess, but when I was in charge of the palace, she had sores on her face, and she refused to stop eating after arguing. Everything in this palace is up to her. I eat spicy dishes and ice bowls all day long. Give me what. Didn’t you see that the foundation on her face is thicker than the wall every time she enters the palace, does it fall off with one step? It should be a small hole left on her face.” Actually, I was a bit ruthless in revenge.

The emperor gave her a contemptuous look: "Zi Tong is really kind-hearted, and eating whatever he wants is punishment? How happy that is. What's wrong with the little pit on her face, she was already ugly. These are not enough."

He held Daiyu's little hand, full of paternal love: "Sister's character is too soft and cute, she only knows how to cry when things happen, you may not have learned your master's character at all."

Stunned Daiyu & Fourth Sister Wen Outside the Window & Yao Sanlang who just woke up: How did you see that?

are you sure?If you say that, how can we praise you for your wisdom and prowess in the future?

The queen hurriedly said: "It's fine now. If someone bullies you, ask your elder brother and sister-in-law to deal with him. Don't do it yourself. If the little girl has a bad personality, she will become ugly in the future! Love is born from the heart!" "

Daiyu nodded and smiled softly: "Sister-in-law is right."

The emperor said disappointedly: "I originally wanted to hear you two run on the second princess together, tsk, forget it, just arrange a nanny to pick her fault."

He looked at the queen: "Although love is born from the heart, you haven't become ugly."

The queen is so angry, what do you mean, do I have a bad heart?She closed her eyes, with a mysterious look: "I usually cultivate my heart and mind, meditate and practice Qi, how can I become ugly?"

The emperor smiled embarrassingly: "Ah, I didn't mean that, um..."

He quickly fled back to the memory of his mother to avoid the queen's menacing eyes.He talked about a lot of childhood anecdotes, as well as the principles of life taught by his mother as an example. When it came to the emotional part, he covered his face and began to cry.

The queen saw that he was wiping his tears like a child, so she wiped them with her own hands, with a gentle face, and said in her heart: I will be very handy in taking care of the child after I give birth!

The emperor rested his chin and thought sadly: "My mother is very gentle and peaceful. You can tell from my character. My appearance and character follow my mother. Unexpectedly, I became the emperor because of the troubles of the world. , my mother was posthumously named Empress Dowager, but what can I do, the son wants to support him but will not wait for his relatives, the Supreme Emperor is very ruthless, alas. Sanlang, do you know how to summon spirits?"

Yao Sanlang was stunned and said: "Yes. But the empress dowager passed away for too long, if she hadn't ascended to the fairy world, she would have been reincarnated as a human."

Uh, you look down on the Supreme Emperor for being ruthless, then you have married several concubines, and you also have a favored concubine.

The emperor sighed sadly: "Then Tang Minghuang asked the alchemist to recruit Yang Guifei's soul?"

Yao Sanlang said awkwardly: "Well, that's a fake illusion."

To tell the truth, my colleagues are very good at deceiving people, and I have to imitate some small magic and illusions with fairy art.

The emperor stroked his chin and thought for a while, but still asked eagerly: "Can a real person use illusion to transform my mother?"

Yao Sanlang breathed a sigh of relief: "Yes, what does the Empress Dowager look like?"

The emperor looked around: "Well, she is more beautiful than the queen and Daiyu together, but unfortunately you have never seen her. There are portraits, but the paintings are not very similar. I will ask someone to send them for your reference later. "

Yao Sanlang frowned, and suddenly understood, it doesn't matter, if the painting is not very similar, I can add smoke and make it hazy.He nodded: "OK, give me some time."

Daiyu heard him talking about the empress dowager first, and then thinking of her own mother. She always felt bad, and wept very sadly: "Brother, I want to go home to see my mother. She is not in good health. I won't serve her in front of her. Not wholehearted."

The emperor thought for a while: "Don't go back for the time being, um, Princess Xuanzhen can't go back yet, you wait until you receive the gift from the foreign wife, and show yourself in Beijing before leaving. If you want to go back, you should touch it quietly, don't let others know .”

He paused: "Oh, I checked, Rongguo Mansion is your maternal ancestor's home, are you going to visit relatives?"

Daiyu froze for a moment, showing hesitation.Since it is a grandmother, it is only natural to go and have a look, and it can comfort my longing for my mother.But I haven't seen any relatives since I was born, and I'm not familiar with my grandmother. I only hear my mother praise how extraordinary her natal family is, saying that they are relatives, but there is no sense of intimacy.

Yao Sanlang killed the chicken and wiped his neck with winks: I can't go!can not go!Jing Huan, that stinky woman mentioned Jia Baoyu, oh my god, I heard that it is common for cousins ​​to marry each other in the world, I am going to die of rage!Fourth Sister Wen, when are you going to eavesdrop outside the window!

Come in and stop her, I asked you to be on guard against Jia Baoyu in front of Sister Lin, and make trouble out of it.

Fourth Sister Wen lived up to her expectations and remembered who Daiyu's grandmother's house was. It's not because she has a bad memory, she doesn't even remember her own grandmother's house.

Walking around from the back window to the main entrance, and pushing the door open, the eyes with full acting skills were surprised: "Ah! Both Your Majesty and Your Majesty are here? Wen Si pays homage to Your Majesty, and to Your Majesty."

Daiyu watched Master salute, she got up hurriedly to avoid it, she accidentally bumped her toe on the corner of the table, and she was wearing satin embroidered shoes again, she let out a painful 'ah', and jumped to the side with one leg.

Seeing this opportunity, Yao Sanlang felt sorry for her feet and was happy at the same time. He quickly jumped up and supported her: "Stand steady. Are you okay? Does it hurt? Where did you hurt? Let me help you sit down? Stand on my shoulders."

The emperor looked at the little girl with tears in pain, the despicable fairy who was overly courteous, and Wen Si who knelt on the ground and saluted but couldn't help laughing at the two little girls: "Excuse me, get up. Later When Princess Xuanzhen is here, you don't have to salute. Zitong, is this okay?"

The empress had already covered her mouth and smiled: "Okay, it will also prevent Daiyu from always hastily avoiding her. I'm in a panic on her behalf."

Wen Si stood up: "Of order."

The emperor became playful: "I remember when I saw you a few days ago, you were not so reserved, what's wrong?"

Fourth Sister Wen said nonsense in a serious manner: "I offended His Majesty that day, and felt restless after I went back, and then I realized that Longwei should not be touched lightly. Presumably, I was warned by heaven. Since then, I dare not."

The emperor looked at her with contempt, and commented: "You are full of nonsense."

Queen: "Hahahahahahaha"

Fourth Sister Wen sighed, full of the meaning of 'I don't believe it,' she ran over to Daiyu and asked, "Does it hurt? Is it serious? Where did it hit?"

Daiyu grabbed Yao Sanlang's hand and stood firm on one leg, her sore leg was about to cramp.

With teary eyes: "(⊙v⊙) Mmm...~~~~(>_<)~~~~It hurts!! It hurts so much!!"

Yao Sanlang was so distressed that he almost cried.

Miss Wen's heart ached so much, she knelt down and used her internal energy to apply heat through her shoes: "Is it better?"

The emperor looked at it, and wanted to cry again. He pulled the queen's sleeve and wrote in her palm: I suddenly feel that Wen Si is not so annoying, it's good.

The queen wrote on his palm: She is not bad, but has no rules.I told Yu'er not to be polite when talking about her.

Daiyu's Dai characters can't be written...

The emperor wrote: But I think this is the result of Donglai training her.

The queen pinched him disapprovingly, and wrote: No, it must be Yu'er.

The emperor didn't agree with her, so he pinched it back and wrote: take a gamble

Queen writes: what to bet

The emperor wrote: hunting.If you... (Win the word at the beginning and stop writing)...By the way, I won't go hunting for half a year.

The queen wrote: If I'm right, I don't have to scold the second princess in public.

Emperor: Half a year!

Queen: OK

Snapped! ——just the sound of high fives.

All three of them looked over:? ? ?

The emperor was a little embarrassed and said: "Wen Si, Donglai has a stomachache recently, do you know that?"

You sure don't know hum!You haven't seen him for several days, I know that you travel between the imperial dining room and Daiyu every day.

Wen Si nodded: "I know, I just came back from Brother Zhuo and cooked him a meal. He forgot to eat when he was busy."

The emperor said in his heart that you didn't play cards according to the routine: "Go and help him recuperate."

Fourth Sister Wen was not surprised at all, but she smiled happily, as if the emperor had rightly said what was on her mind: "Okay."

The queen glanced at the emperor triumphantly.

The emperor's face sank like water: "Has Donglai trained you recently?"

Fourth Sister Wen was taken aback, blinking her big ignorant eyes: "No. Brother Zhuo is so busy that he even forgot to eat, how can he have time to train me?"

The queen was very happy: "It's time for dinner~" Then she pulled the depressed emperor to get up and prepare to leave.

Daiyu and Yao Sanlang sent them out hand in hand.

When it was time to say goodbye outside the bamboo grove, the emperor turned his head and saw that the stern-faced god had raised their relationship to the point where they could hold hands so quickly, so he looked at their hands strangely.

Daiyu was held by his hand when her foot hurt just now, but she didn't pay attention when her foot hurt, and forgot about it when she recovered.

Seeing the strange eyes of the emperor, he let go of his hand like an electric shock, and dodged with a blushing face.

The emperor laughed loudly: "Hahahahaha, if you want to go back to Jia's mansion to visit relatives, tell the queen to order them to bathe, fast and clean up the hall to welcome the eldest princess a few days in advance, and prepare a guard of honor for you."

Daiyu blushed and nodded: "Understood, brother."

The emperor deliberately said very politely: "Little Immortal, please come back, there is no need to send it away."

Yao Sanlang didn't change his face: "The emperor is too polite."

…………

Master Qin is very depressed!I ran to Jiangnan twice in just half a month, and I was almost exhausted!

The last time I went out with the guard of honor of the imperial envoy, this time I changed it again, and went out with the guard of honor of the messenger angel.

What's even more depressing is that he hasn't come across a beautiful and funny chivalrous girl on the road. He dare not be lazy and hurry up.

Lin Ruhai and Jia Min sat across from each other for dinner. He didn't have much appetite, so he moved his chopsticks a few times before putting it down.

Jia Min only drank half a bowl of porridge. She was sick and haggard, not as good-looking as she used to be when she was sick. How can a rough man serve her well. I'm afraid my poor daughter will suffer."

Lin Ruhai was slightly annoyed: "My wife doesn't have to be like this."

"What's wrong with me?"

"Sighing and moaning all day, I don't know whether you are hoping for Daiyu's well-being, or whether you think she will never get better."

"What do you call it? At home, there are four servant girls and two nurses serving me. I'm still afraid of making mistakes. Can I not suffer when I go out?"

Lin Ruhai was very upset: "I know I resent me for sending Daiyu away, do I want to? Telling her to change her name and surname to dress up as a boy is to save her life. Is it better to suffer for a while, or to be poisoned with you?" good?"

Jia Min did not speak, but wept silently.

Lin Ruhai really didn't want to see her cry all day, who could bear to cry every day!You always complain about what I do!

The butler outside the door rushed in scramblingly: "Master, Mrs., that Mr. Qin is here to deliver the order again! Just arrived at the door, ask Mrs. Mrs. to come and receive the order."

Lin Ruhai was startled, got up and went out: "Madam, quickly change clothes and go to receive the order."

Alas, I don't know if it's a blessing or a curse.I'm going to entertain Mr. Qin, and then go to the study to change into official uniforms.

Jia Minqiang struggled and asked the maid to wait for him to change into the maid's clothes. When he stood up, he felt top-heavy. He was supported by four maids, and he walked weakly to the front yard.

Before the incense case, the couple knelt down.

Qin Zhongyu: "In the third year of the Dali calendar, on the eighth day of Wushen month, the emperor ordered:

Weier gifted the eldest daughter of Lin Ruhai, the inspector of salt censor...

Shougong loves Ruonu, so she uses the book titled Princess Xuanzhen.

I am also happy with it, and regard it as my sister, so that I can practice Taoism with Immortal Yao, serve Sanqing, and seek immortality.

Going to Qinzai, there is no place to be arrogant, no place to be expensive and easy,

Lower your feelings to catch them, and be honest to prevent micro-deeds.

I am honored by you, but I am not careful! "

Lin Ruhai was stunned and forgot to accept the order, only heard a thumping sound from the side, it was his wife who had passed out.

This stimulation was too serious for a sickly woman, and she didn't care about taking orders, so she hurriedly woke up his wife.

After a lot of tossing, fortunately there were a few good doctors living in the mansion, and they woke up after acupuncture.

Qin Zhongyu was asked a string of questions.

Lin Ruhai: "Your Majesty, how did the Supreme Emperor meet Daiyu?"

"I heard that it's related to Yao Sanlang and Fourth Sister Wen." Qin Zhongyu silently guessed whether Sanlang and Fourth Sister were big rankings?

Jia Min: "Is Daiyu okay?"

"It's not good to be inseparable from the queen in the palace."

Lin Ruhai: "Why did you make her the eldest princess?"

"The Supreme Emperor has already used the seal, here, the imperial decree is for you to read."

Jia Min: "Xuan Zhen means that she was forced to become a monk, woo woo woo?"

"No, it's the eldest princess, not the fairy girl."

Lin Ruhai: "Who is Immortal Yao?"

Yao Sanlang?I remember I seemed to have hinted to him, don't think about Daiyu without fame.

"Yao Zhenren, the emperor called him Sanlang. Qingxu Tongmiao Daoist was granted the title of Qingxu Tongmiao, living in Jingling Hall, and enjoying the salary of a second-rank civil servant. I heard from many people that he looks like a fairy, and he really has immortal skills. But he didn't live In the Jingling Hall, a person lives alone in the bamboo forest of the imperial garden, in the bamboo house of Shanxiu."

Jia Min: "Eldest princess? The emperor's adopted daughter, the emperor's righteous sister? Where did Daiyu get such good fortune?"

"Her master, Fourth Sister Wen, is not only a well-known chivalrous woman in the martial arts world, but she is also invited by the emperor to take charge of the imperial dining room. I heard that Fourth Sister Wen is also a good friend of Zhuo Donglai, the prime minister in the capital. I heard that Yao Sanlang and Fourth Sister Wen The relationship is very close, and he also admires Princess Xuanzhen very much." Lord Qin is a little proud, I am really a little expert at inquiring about news~

Lin Ruhai's expression was complicated, thinking that her daughter's master was a down-and-out man from the rivers and lakes, and that there was a lazy and unprogressive kid from a wealthy family who adored her daughter.

He knew that Yao Sanlang really had immortal skills, and he also knew that he had physical knowledge, but at the time he hinted at him to take the examination for fame, he actually took the shortcut, tsk.

Jia Min was stunned, and said in a daze, "You didn't tease me, did you? Just Wensi? She's a chivalrous woman? No matter how you look at it, she's just a peasant woman who just came back from working in the fields." This only shows that Jia Min has never seen a real peasant woman.

She also took charge of the imperial dining room!God!Although the imperial dining room is not a place for high officials and rich salary, it is so important!That is the place that is in charge of the entrance of the Supreme Emperor, the Emperor and the Empress!Although I have never heard of the person surnamed Zhuo, it seems to be very powerful.I thought she was rude before and asked the master to fire her. Will she take revenge on Daiyu?

My natal family is in the capital, Rongguo Mansion!Has Daiyu been to Rongguo Mansion?I haven't told her about my grandparents' house. Could it be that she doesn't know that it's her grandmother's house?

…………

When it's time for meals, the Imperial Dining Room will deliver the meals according to the written menu.

Roasted pork with dried plums, candied sweet potatoes, steamed sea bass, three-cup chicken, braised prawns, potatoes in sauce, dried spiced smoked.

Fourth Sister Wen can master Daiyu's taste proficiently, and she likes every dish she prepares.

The three of them sat and ate, and Daiyu was very satisfied with the bowl: "Master, brother Sanlang, do you think I'm going to Jia's mansion to meet my grandmother?"

Although my grandmother is a very close blood relative, I am very unfamiliar with her. I think Master is very close.

Yao Sanlang tried to speak ill of Jia's mansion: "You'd better not go, sister Lin, you don't know that Jia's mansion doesn't have any good things. I met Jia Zheng, Jia Zhen and Jia Rong a few days ago, and those three people can be regarded as famous. But all eyes are slanted, and the mind is full of clinging to the powerful and lustful. I am a real person, Jia Zhen and Jia Rong dare to offend me with their eyes!"

Daiyu became more and more hesitant. Having bad in-laws would be bad for herself, her father, and even the reputation of the emperor. While she was hesitating, she said slowly: "It was also two days ago that Jia Nushi who was next to the empress somehow took advantage of the empress When she was away, she told me that she was the eldest girl of Rongguo Mansion and my cousin. I was young and didn't know any relatives in the family, so I asked the queen.

I haven't seen Jia Nushi since then, and when I asked the queen, she just smiled and didn't answer. "

Yao Sanlang smiled tenderly and compassionately: "Silly girl, you don't understand? She wants to take advantage of her relationship with you so that she can get her name in front of the emperor and invite pets in the future."

Daiyu: (⊙o⊙)!

Yao Sanlang smiled: "What is the difference between a female historian and a court lady? She is not allowed to serve others? All court ladies want to be concubines, and all concubines want to improve their grades. He Xiucai wants to be a Jinshi, and Jinshi wants to be an official. It's like being promoted."

Daiyu frowned: "The Rongguo Mansion is also a descendant of one of the Four Kings and Eight Dukes, why is it so unbearable to ask the eldest daughter to enter the palace as a maid?"

Yao Sanlang shook his head and smiled contemptuously: "Do you think everyone is like my father-in-law, a gentleman, and after being killed for five generations, he can still pass the exam? Revitalize the family?"

Daiyu was stunned for a while, then patted the table and said, "Yao Yunqi! Don't talk nonsense!" Who is your father-in-law!

Yeah, to be honest, it's so cool to shoot the table~

But as soon as she finished speaking, she regretted it. She was afraid that brother Sanlang would be angry, and she was also annoyed that she shouldn't call him by his name, it was too rude.

But before she changed her words and apologized, Yao Sanlang smiled: "Okay, okay, I'm not talking nonsense."

Although Fourth Sister Wen is no longer single, she doesn't feel much happiness in love, and said: "Jia She, your eldest uncle, two days ago molested your teacher's wife, wanted to rob civilian girls, and was beaten by your teacher's wife in the street. "

Daiyu showed disgust on her face: "Don't say he is my uncle, I don't know him well."

Fourth Sister Wen and Yao Sanlang looked at each other with satisfied smiles on their faces.

Daiyu buried her head in eating, while thinking about why she has such a temper today?Is it because I was a little nervous two days ago because I was named the eldest princess, but now I get used to it, so I started to be presumptuous?Slapping the table at the master, and slapping the table at Brother Sanlang...

No, you can't be a little successful in life... Although it's not considered a little successful, no matter what, you can't be domineering.

She obediently gave the last prawn to Master, and asked pitifully, "Master, am I a bit rude?"

Fourth Sister Wen tore off the leg of Three Cup Chicken and gave it to her: "What's wrong?"

Daiyu put down the bowl and chopsticks, and said very formally and embarrassedly: "I took pictures of the table twice today, isn't it very domineering and lawless?"

Yeah, even though what you both said is wrong, I shouldn't have slapped the table either.

The baby has done something wrong, but I am still a good baby who knows what is wrong and can correct it, so I am not overbearing.

Fourth Sister Wen listened to her with a prawn in her mouth, and Xiao Daiyu, who lowered her head in embarrassment, was so cute that she didn't want it. She raised her head and swallowed the prawn, then dropped her chopsticks and hugged her: "Don't think so, Both of our morals are too bad, if you don't take care of it sooner or later, you will cause trouble. Daiyu, you are a good boy, and you can't sit idly by when you see us both making mistakes. I know you are doing it for my own good. "

Why is my apprentice so cute!I can't do it... I'm so cute...

Daiyu raised her eyes to look at Yao Sanlang, and said in a nasty voice, "Brother Sanlang, are you angry?"

Yao Sanlang has been so cute that he has become a puddle, holding his face and saying happily: "No, I like you, I like everything about you."

Daiyu pursed her lips slightly: "If I become arrogant and rude, do you like it too?"

Yao Sanlang nodded seriously: "I still like you~"

Daiyu was unhappy instead: "Brother Sanlang, what do you like about me? If my temperament changes, will it still be me?"

"What I am obsessed with is your soul." Yao Sanlang said with a serious face, "I have such a treasure, like the master of twenty seas, every grain of sand in it is a pearl, and every drop of sea water is like a pearl." It is the nectar of heaven, and every stone is pure gold.

Who has seen you like a celestial being? Wouldn't you be like a barbaric Indian who bows his head and prostrates himself as soon as the eastern rising sun begins to show its beauty, sticking his pious chest to the land?

As soon as you raise your white and wonderful hand, the snow on the high mountain blown by the east wind looks as black as a crow.Divide me in two: the half is yours, and the half is yours--no, I mean the half is mine, but if it's mine, it's yours, so The whole of me is yours. "

Daiyu was stunned, how did you say such shameless words?And this style is wrong!

Fourth Sister Wen's eyes flickered for a moment, she slipped under the table suddenly, chopped the paper in Yao Sanlang's hand, and held it up triumphantly: "Ahahahahaha, Yao Sanlang, I didn't expect you to cheat when you praised her for being good-looking! Haha Haha, what a waste of wood you are!"

Yao Sanlang's face was redder than a hawthorn, he was really angry, and jumped up to grab the paper in her hand.

Fourth Sister Wen jumped up and ran around the table: "Hahahahaha I won't give it to you, let me see and I will copy a few sentences and go back to coax my daughter-in-law~"

The two of them ran around the table lap after lap, as fast as lightning.

After all the effort, Yao Sanlang drove the clouds to chase her without touching the ground, but he didn't fly too fast because he had to keep turning.

And Fourth Sister Wen also used her lightness skills to the best, running in circles like the wind.

It's just a whirlwind blowing in the house.

Daiyu held down the sleeves of her clothes that were blown up by the wind of the two of them running in circles, and frantically wrapped her messy hair: "Enough!"

"Brother Sanlang, stop chasing him!"

"Master, don't run away!"

No one listens to her, continue to slur, rourourou~

Daiyu slapped the table angrily and flew up into the air, snatched the paper from Fourth Sister Wen, fell back on the chair, and opened it calmly: You are my pure and beautiful body outside of me, the pupil of my eyes, the soul of my soul. Deep soul, you are the source of my happiness, the food of my hunger and thirst, you are my heaven on earth, the compassionate flight that ascended to heaven.Your frightening side has captured my soul; in order to win your heart, I am willing to be a slave.

Her face is exactly the same color as the candied haws - the reason why I don't say hawthorn is because she is smoother and more delicate.

Daiyu was angry and shy, rolled the paper into a ball, and seeing that the two people were still chasing and running, she threw the paper ball at them.

The speed of both of them was miraculous, and they didn't know who was throwing it, and whoever hit it counted.

The two stopped panting, "Huh?"

Sitting at the table, Fourth Sister Wen staggered, rubbing her ribs: "You don't want to chase after me, do you? Oops, I'm so out of breath."

Yao Sanlang rubbed his head: "It deserves it!"

Daiyu pretended to be calm and said: "This style of writing is very strange." It is not Han fu and Tang poetry. If it is something from a foreign country, it is neither Mongolian, Huijiang folk songs, nor Fusang Japanese songs.

Yao Sanlang was a little embarrassed: "Many years ago, I met a foreign bat spirit. He married the most beautiful spider sister on my mountain. At that time, I heard him shouting these stupid things all over the mountain. I laughed at him. Afterwards, the two were together. It’s not just that I remembered what he said, and wanted to write it down and try to use it.”

Daiyu took a cold breath and asked, "Are you Gui Geng?"

You also said that it is Wuzhuang Temple, you said that you can live for hundreds of years, and you said that bat spirits and spider spirits.

Did you fall out of Journey to the West?