[Red Chamber] Jagged Lin Daiyu

Little master of tampering with ancient prose, shut up and get the hell out!

Fourth Sister Wen was unprepared, and fell to the ground with a thud. Although she didn't fall and rolled, her feet hurt.

I'm so angry in my heart, we two are here to steal money, are you trying to kill me?

Before she could raise her head to curse, she heard a noise.

The man in the room pulled up his trousers and came out through the window with a knife in his hand, and chopped at Fourth Sister Wen with the knife.

Fourth Sister Wen, a lazy ass, rolled around to dodge, stood up and raised her knife to block it, and the two of them fought back and forth for a while.

The man saw clearly that Fourth Sister Wen was wearing night clothes and a black scarf to cover her face, and shouted, "He Zi! I hit a mountain!"

Fourth Sister Wen was straightforward and generous: "Bah, fuck you!"

What are you doing, I want to kill you if I broke the scandal between you two?

Luckily I wanted to nominate you for Best Actor in a Little Movie I Watched!

The woman in the room ran out barefoot, wrapped in a quilt, crying and saying, "Stop beating me!"

As soon as she came out, she was stunned. It wasn't Mr. Huang with his servants, but a man in black.

Zhuo Donglai floated down, put his hand on the woman's shoulder, and smiled softly: "She said stop beating~ Didn't you hear?"

The woman was scared to death and screamed: "Ah!!!"

The man shouted: "Don't hurt her!"

Fourth Sister Wen took advantage of his distraction and put the knife on her neck. She smiled: "What a boy, you dare to stab labor and capital after being someone else's concubine."

I am familiar with Brother Zhuo, and know that he wants to live, and what's more.

She has a crush on the person who gave Huang Jinlang a green hat!hehehe~

Zhuo Donglai was still so gentle and eccentric: "Okay, don't be like this, if you have anything to say, you might as well go into the room and say it."

He grabbed the woman, and Fourth Sister Wen pushed the man into the house.

I was very upset at first, why did you kick me down to fight because you are better than me in martial arts, and then suddenly remembered, ah, Brother Zhuo is still injured, I can only come here.

Zhuo Donglai looked him up and down, a sweaty man as strong as an iron tower, with a swarthy face, thick hands and big feet, could fight on a par with Fourth Sister Wen, which can be called exquisite martial arts.Judging from the speed at which he puts on his pants, he is a quick and sharp person.

He said with a smile: "I heard that there is a disturbance in Master Huang's house, so I brought people here to check it out. Sure enough, someone is pretending to be a ghost."

"He word!" The man called out: "You two will make a move around me, and there will be rewards in the future."

Zhuo Donglai smiled without saying a word, only his eyes that seemed to be a smile but not a smile were frightening, and he asked the woman to sit beside him: "My brothers are passers-by, my younger brother stumbled and fell down, why do you hold the knife?" Rushing out to kill someone?"

The man was silent for a moment.

Zhuo Dong looked at the ghost mask on the table and a set of clothes with lots of cloth strips, and said with a smile: "I heard that there is a disturbance in the Huangfu, which makes the house restless. I think it must be you? Why?"

Cooperate, I'm not here to kill you~

The man knew that he couldn't beat these two people, and his wife was in his hands, so he replied truthfully: "Xiaolan and I are childhood sweethearts, and when we reach the age to get married, my father passed away, and the marriage can only be postponed for three years. Lan was also willing to wait for me. I went out to make money and came back with dozens of taels of silver. I wanted to buy a house and land and live a good life with Xiaolan.

But when I came back, it was the time when Xiaolan was forced into the mansion by Huang Jinlang to become a concubine. I came to make a noise to take her back, and was beaten up by the servants of Huang's family.Then he pretended to be Wutongshen, and had sex with Xiaolan every night, without letting Huang Jinlang take advantage of it. "

Fourth Sister Wen looked up and down at 'Xiaolan', she was a gentle and graceful little girl, about sixteen or seventeen years old, she was not at all as wild as she was called just now, the girl in the sheet she looked at was ashamed cried.

Looking at this guy again, he's over 25, he's muscular, and he has an enviable eight-pack abs: "You two are childhood sweethearts?"

The man sighed, "I'm not yet twenty."

Zhuo Donglai squinted his eyes and asked: "Since you have the ability to go high and high, the Huang family who can make trouble dare not approach, why don't you take her away?"

It's hard to explain. If you can't beat them, run away, and if you can't run, you can kill them instead. This is common sense.

How much do you love her?Why don't you run with her?

The man smiled bitterly and said: "I want to take her away too, but the Huang family has strength in this city and even in several nearby cities. If I take her away, I will definitely show up on the road. Huang Jinlang knows that I am not Wutongshen, but I'm a martial artist. Now I rely on martial arts, gunpowder, and the tricks I learned from my juggler brother. He thinks I'm an unkillable five-handed god, so he doesn't dare to harm Xiaolan.

If I don't come for a day, Xiaolan will be in danger, but I have been working in the north, and friends who have died locally can't help me rescue Xiaolan. "

He paused, then looked at the two of them: "What is your plan? If you can let us go, the villain will be grateful. If you two want to kill people, please kill me, don't Hurt Xiaolan. She is just a weak woman who can't help herself.

Also, if you want to kill me, don't kill me here. I've heard of some customs, women who are preempted by Wutong God will not be killed, and women who are preempted by flower pickers will be killed. "

Xiaolan listened to him quietly, with tears streaming down her face: "Brother Huzi, we agreed that we will live like a phoenix and die like a phoenix."

Huzi asked in a deep voice: "You are just at the right age, aren't you afraid of death?"

Xiaolan smiled slightly, and the pear blossoms and rain were particularly moving: "To live with that bastard Huang Jinlang is better than to die."

Fourth Sister Wen blinked with emotion, I like romantic action movies with plots: "The old bastard is such a wonderful name!"

Zhuo Donglai glared at her vaguely, and smiled: "Young people say life and death, Hu Zi, I don't need you to die, your life is more useful than your death. Miss Lan, don't be sad. Although I am not a good person, I have a heart. One thing that is mutually beneficial is to ask Huzi to do it.

If he does a good job, I can help you fly away to a place where there are no people. If he doesn't do a good job, you can only go to hell together. "

Huzi stood up abruptly, staring at Zhuo Donglai: "What do you want me to do?"

"Whatever you ask me to do, as long as it can help us go far, I will do it."

"Xiao Lan and I are a serious couple. I've had enough of this sneaky, pretending to be a fool."

Zhuo Donglai stood up gracefully, and pointed to the direction of the next door: "I live next door, you two love each other enough, talk to me." After that, he walked away with a pretty, pretty, pretentious step. .Fourth Sister Wen walked backwards out of the house and walked with him.

Huzi and Xiaolan looked at each other, as if it was a big dream, and it happened again, they climbed over the wall and went to find the next door.

Zhuo Donglai kicked everyone out, had a secret talk with him, and called Lao Tie and Lao Lu in to get some raw materials secretly.

Four people made handicrafts for half an hour, but they didn't let others know.

Fourth Sister Wen went back to the room and looked in the mirror. She had no abdominal muscles, only a piece of fat. When she poked hard, her abdominal muscles were inside.

Scratching his heart and soul, he wanted to know what new plans Brother Zhuo had, so he sneaked into his quilt, and before he could make a sound, he pressed his shoulders and pushed him out.She whispered: "Brother Zhuo ~ brother ~ tell me ~ what are you going to do~"

Zhuo Donglai closed his eyes, and said lightly: "I'm very tired. I can't satisfy your request, why don't you come back when I have strength." Eh?Why is it dirty unconsciously?It was all the fault of the stories she told!

Fourth Sister Wen froze: "What you said is very strange, do you know that?"

"What you do is also very strange." Zhuo Donglai continued to push her away: "You shouldn't have crawled into my bed in the early morning."

"Tsk tsk tsk~ You don't even eat fat meat delivered to your door. Don't tell me you have a sister Xiaolan in the country?"

Ah bah, why is it fat!

Zhuo Donglai closed his eyes and smiled: "I don't have any other sisters, no matter what sister Zelan said."

Fourth Sister Wen lay on the bed and tilted her head to look at him: "Then tell me~"

Zhuo Donglai was really tired, and sighed: "I want to make Wutongshen more troublesome, let Xiangu do the trick and take him in. Go to sleep."

Why can't she even think of such a simple thing?I want to buy her ten catties of walnuts to nourish her brain.

"(⊙v⊙) Mmm~" Fourth Sister Wen closed her eyes contentedly, and fell asleep three seconds later.

When she opened it again, her body was warm, the sun was high, Brother Zhuo was nowhere to be seen, and she slept soundly under the quilt that she hadn't gotten into for a long time last night.

Today was no different from the previous two days, I got up, washed, ate, practiced martial arts, told pornographic jokes to the young masters, and then we left in the evening.

Zhuo Donglai poked her: "Go and help Wutongshen to make trouble."

Sister Wen's Xingao material agreed, and changed into the newly released props: a ghost-headed seven-color cloth jacket with big shoes that look like eagle claws. After trying to flop around in the room for a while, it was quite convenient.

Fourth Sister Wen is so wicked, she made a water bag of croton water and took a cigarette she made herself.

Huang Jinlang received the news:

"My lord, lord, it's not good! Wutongshen is making trouble again! The beams in the lobby are demolished!" This is Hu Zi.

"My lord, my lord, it's not good! Wutongshen is in the backyard, in the backyard, breathing black smoke at the well in our house." This is Fourth Sister Wen.

"My lord, my lord! Something big happened! A Wutong god threw all the memorial tablets in the ancestral hall to the ground, and... also made some shit."

The one who threw the memorial tablet was Fourth Sister Wen, and the one who shit was the dog she caught and drank a mouthful of croton water.

"My lord, my lord! It's not good! Someone poured kerosene on the gate and set it on fire, and the gate and the gate tower were on fire!" This is Huzi.

Huang Jinlang was dizzy with anger, and stood up staggeringly: "Go, call the boss and the second, and move the ladder for me. I'm going to the next door to ask the fairy to come and catch monsters!"

At this time, I don't care about the spirit of the fairy girl next door, and I can't think of why the fairy gods in my house dare to make trouble when the fairy girl is next door.

It's just that he was dizzy with anger, his eyes were red with anger, and he went to the doctor in a hurry.

How could Boss Huang dare to let his shaky and flushed father climb over the wall, and climbed up to the wall and shouted: "Help Xiangu! Brother Zining! Help! Uncle Ji, help!"

Huzi found Fourth Sister Wen who was still about to do something bad: "It's time, you go back!"

Fourth Sister Wen was setting a fire in a secluded place. She threw the ghost hat into the fire, and her clothes burned, revealing Uncle Ji's face and clothes, and asked Huzi to slap herself.Huzi was really strong, and her ears buzzed with a slap.

He came back with half of his face swollen: "Master Huang, don't worry, this Wutongshen who has been filled with yellow soup and hit the mourning star will not be cured. I came to beat him, and he beat me like this. The fairy girl is so good!" Can't spare him!"

Huang Jinlang gave him a sneer despite his busy schedule.

Saby, get out!

Not long after, Taoist Zi Ning came over the wall holding a piece of talisman paper, and said elegantly and earnestly: "Xiangnu found out about Master Huang's family affairs, and felt deeply disturbed. I can't repay you for your care for the next few days, so I can only expel five people for you." He is supernatural, but he can't kill him."

Huang Jinlang held his hand, his eyes full of hatred: "It's fine if you can expel him, and let him never come again. Come quickly!"

Zhuo Donglai said again: "It's just that the woman who was bewitched by the Wutong God can't keep her life."

Huang Jinlang gritted his teeth: "If the old man had known that woman was such a troublemaker, he would not have let her in. Just kill her. If such a woman stays, the old man will kill her too."

Zhuo Donglai's face was slightly gloomy, and he put on the face of a good Taoist who cherishes living beings, but he didn't say much else.

Pass the spell to Uncle Ji: "Xiao Ji, you know how to use it."

Uncle Ji touched his red and swollen face, sneered a few times, took the charm and was about to leave: "I want to kill this bastard every day."

Huang Jinlang became suspicious again: "Wait a minute, the old man wants to see how effective Xiangu's magic is."

A group of people walked back, it was much quieter, and they came to the door of the Sixteenth Aunt again, heard the screams of pain inside, and saw the shadow of the window: standing is Maitreya with palms together, sitting is like lotus petals blooming, no wonder heroes, this is where you were born !

Fourth Sister Wen said in her heart: A new pose has been unlocked.

Huang Jinlang said with a ferocious face, "Go quickly."

Fourth Sister Wen broke in through the window with a spell, and in less than one breath, the Wutongshen embraced Aunt Sixteen in her arms, screaming loudly, breaking through the roof and jumping in mid-air , turned his head and glanced viciously, and a golden light went straight into the distance.

It is implied in the book that the golden light is due to a piece of gold that is as clean as a mirror is sewn on the back of his clothes.

Huang Jinlang rushed into the house immediately: "Why did you tell him to take someone away? Huh?"

On the kang lay an identical sixteenth concubine, the same with wide legs, the same with fluffy temple hair, half red and half white complexion, and a delicate figure.

He was really startled: "This, this, is this a human or a ghost?" As he spoke, the two trembled backwards and walked to the door.

Uncle Ji (Fourth Sister Wen) picked up a knife and chopped off the head of the woman on the bed, and looked at it with her hair: "The energy is gone, the soul has been taken away, and the body has turned into loess."

"Soul, soul?"

Fourth Sister Wen felt a headache, threw the woman's head down, turned around and went to the door to support Huang Jinlang: "Master Huang, don't come in if you are so courageous. There is a lot of evil in the house. If you are willing to part with the house, burn this house down." Now, use fierce fire to get rid of the evil spirits, if you can’t bear it, then ask a few brave young men to live there for a month. It’s definitely not for someone like you.”

The book implies that this is a handicraft made by Lao Tie and Lao Lu, and it has been placed here long ago, pretending to be Xiaolan's body.

Zhuo Donglai scolded: "Xiao Ji! Go back!"

Fourth Sister Wen snorted, left the old man behind and left.

Zhuo Donglai apologized to Master Huang again, to appease him, there is no need to mention these gossips again.

Huzi didn't run far, and arrived next door, and the people who responded were ready.Duobao took Xiaolan in and dressed her for a little while. Huzi was also taken by Lao Tie to burn Wutongshen's clothes, and changed into the same clothes as the servants. commensurate.

When the two met, they hugged each other and cried.

Zhuo Donglai talked with them for a while, and when he returned to the room, he saw Fourth Sister Wen coming over carrying her quilt, already lying on the bed and getting ready to sleep.He stood by the bed: "Why are you here?"

Fourth Sister Wen's complexion was not very good-looking: "Yes, I have been having nightmares when I sleep recently. I dreamed that a man without a head told me that I had to avenge him."

Might be my cheap daddy.I just want to know, he is a ghost, does he know that I am a time traveler and took his daughter's body?

Zhuo Donglai didn't really believe this kind of words, but Ze Lan made up such a lie, and it would be...too unhuman to drive her away.

"Forget it, I'm just afraid that it will spread that Master Zi Ning and Master Ji are good friends of Long Yang, which will delay the good things."

Fourth Sister Wen curled her lips: "I can't spread it. If it spreads, you can say that you attack me."

"It's annoying, I don't like reckless people." Zhuo Donglai said jokingly, he took off his makeup in front of the mirror, and now he is also wearing a disguise: "The disguise on your face should also be removed, take time to grow skin It's going to rot."

I don't like men at all!If you said that you attacked me, vomit, it was even more disgusting, it would be better to say that I was blind and fell in love with such a rough and reckless guy like you.The question is why do I fall in love with you?Hold warm in winter?

Fourth Sister Wen groaned, but she didn't know if she heard it or not.She said, "Brother Zhuo, I did something on my own initiative."

Zhuo Donglai's hands trembled in fright: "What did you do?"

"I poured croton water into the big water tank in the Huang's kitchen, and then pretended to spray black smoke into their well." Fourth Sister Wen rolled over and sat up, revealing her thick back in her bellyband.

He was full of energy: "They have to fetch water tomorrow. After drinking, they must think that the well was poisoned by Wutong God, so they have to ask us to detoxify it. But I didn't poison the well, so let Xiangu go over and recite a curse, It works."

Zhuo Donglai was overjoyed: "Well, you are finally smart!"

Fourth Sister Wen made a face at him: "I'm not stupid at all!" She murmured softly, "Send someone over in advance to lighten Huang Jinlang's limb acupoints and press his chest every night. I was the one who came up with the idea of ​​making a ghost press!"