His personality is not good

"You have reached your destination, the target is on the left side of the road. Thanks for using xx navigation."

The mechanical female voice on the phone stopped abruptly, and Zhong Weishi stood on the wide bridge with a dazed expression on his face.

In front of him are two escalators that have stopped running. On the left is the place where he just went up, and there are stairs going up and down on the right and behind him.

He turned around and counted, there were seven different forks in all, extending to all directions of the road.

Is this a fucking flyover or an octopus?

Who designed the road?

People clerk?

It was the rush hour for getting off work at this moment, and the mighty crowd rushed onto the overpass like zombies, making loud noises and walking non-stop.

There was a continuous flow of traffic under his feet.

According to the sweet voice prompt, either go back the same way, or jump off the flyover.

It really killed a road idiot like him.

Zhong Weishi clicked on the walking navigation again. When searching for the destination, a line of small words popped up: Your location is too close to the destination, and the navigation cannot be used~

...damn it.

Zhong Weishi suppressed his anger, exited the software and called Qiangzi.

Qiangzi's full name is Huangfu Qiang. He was born as a child and bears the top-ranking surname of the heroine of Mary Su's romance drama, but he ended up with a name second only to Tie Zhu.

Qiangzi quickly answered the phone, "Brother, when will you arrive? We will wait for you alone."

Qiangzi's voice was hoarse and vague, and he could tell he was smoking a cigarette.

"Fuck me..." Zhong Weishi didn't have the embarrassment to say that he had been going back and forth on the bridge for almost half an hour and couldn't find a place, "The phone is running out of battery, come out and pick me up, I'm in a car that looks like an octopus. On the flyover like a fish."

"Oh, then you can walk down the west road for about ten meters and you will be there. This store has a small face, and I will welcome you at the door." Qiangzi walked downstairs leisurely with a cigarette in his mouth.

west.

If he wanted to know where Xi Mian was, would he be wasting the phone bill?

Zhong Weishi stood in the middle of the flyover, turned around in all directions, but didn't see any tattoo parlors, but saw a shop selling women's underwear, the floor-to-ceiling windows were polished brightly, and there was a row of bewitching women with strange makeup at the door. mold.

"I saw a lingerie store, what I love all my life is Lolita." Zhong Weishi said with a frown.

"What?" Qiangzi was also at a loss, and emphasized loudly, "West, just walk west a few steps."

What a day dog.

Zhong Weishi raised his voice, "I'm not a fucking compass, how can I know where the West is!?"

Huangfu Qiang never thought that his elder brother's IQ could reach such an ethereal realm. Sure enough, God is fair, and good-looking people usually have superficial appearances.

But he was afraid of death, so he only dared to gently remind him: "You look up now, facing the direction of the sun, and then..."

Immediately afterwards, there was a blunt "oh" on the other end of the phone and hung up.

When Zhong Weishi returned along the same road, he was scolding his mother in his heart, God knows why he didn't see Qiangzi's so-called "the best technology in the whole street, many People rush dozens of kilometers to the tattoo parlor where they got their tattoos.

He was thinking, for such a famous store, it must be a place bigger than a public toilet, but as far as the eye can see, there are only some small restaurants and milk tea shops.

"Hey! Brother!" Qiangzi waved his hand beside a battery car, "Here it is!"

Zhong Weishi turned his head and walked over, glanced at the billboard: Paris Glamor Boutique Men's Clothing

The transparent window is full of summer new men's T-shirts and pants and ... high imitation CK underwear in various colors.

The male model near the door is also wearing a pair of SpongeBob SquarePants cartoon underwear.

Sao is really Sao.

Zhong Weishi saw a palm-sized black billboard next to the male model's feet, with crooked words on it: tattoo, eyebrow tattoo, ear picking, haircut, manicure, go to the second floor.

... It is quite complete to expand the business.

"Have you finished the tattoo?" Zhong Weishi looked him up and down, but there was no change on his arm.

"No, I'll wait for you together." Huangfu hooked his neck and walked in, "I just picked a design with a special sense of design, a bloody rose, and the boss said it can be made into 3D."

"What the hell?" Zhong Weishi was speechless, "Why don't you just make it 5D, it's more exciting."

Just last night, Huangfu Qiang suddenly called to tell him that he had received a private job. The other company had a clear direction, unique development prospects, and a very simple job task. In the end, he said that he was going to help someone to collect debts.

"We are legally asking for debts, serving the whole country, no fees if unsuccessful, and absolutely honest business." Qiangzi gushed on the phone.

"No!" Zhong Weishi refused quite neatly.

"No way! This kind of thing can't be done without you taking the lead! Among us brothers, you are the only one who has acted as a hooligan! We have to learn from you in what you act like!" Qiangzi was simply impassioned.

"..."

Zhong Weishi, a stuntman who has been on the fringes of the entertainment industry all the year round, has also acted in eunuchs, maids, bodyguards, corpses, hooligans, perverts and other roles within ten seconds.

But how to say, it can be regarded as having a rich and colorful acting experience.

The hooligans are not a problem at all.

But is he the kind of person who has an eye for money?

He had only seen debts like this on TV.

If you are caught, you will be beheaded... No, you will be taken to the police station for questioning.

His acting career cannot be stained with this kind of stain!

"You can get a commission of 3000 yuan for one order, and I will share half of it with you later."

"Success! Then it's settled."

There is no crown on the head, why should you be afraid to bow your head?

Before that, Qiangzi worked as a network administrator in an Internet cafe, and had never been exposed to this kind of magical part-time business.

He understood that asking for debts is to scare people, and the advantage lies in the strength of many people, so he recruited Zhong Weishi and a few brothers to be strong and cowardly.

The first step in playing hooliganism is, of course, to smoke cigarettes, perm your head and get tattoos.

Although the storefront is small, it has a large area, simple and elegant decoration, low-key luxury, the cash register is a large solid wood table, the middle-aged owner is watching a movie with his legs crossed, and there are all facilities for tea tasting on the table.

A spiral openwork mahogany staircase leads to the second floor.

When someone entered the door, the boss habitually looked up.

stunned for a moment.

The boy who stared at him at the door was about 24 or [-] years old, and his first impression was that he was pleasing to the eye.

The skin is set off by the person on the side, making it look extraordinarily fair, with deep facial features, thin bangs half covering the eyebrows, and standard peach blossom eyes.

It stands to reason that a face with such paired eyes should be kind and attractive, but his brows are slightly raised, which just brings out a bit of indifference and sloppyness.

A simple sweater and sweatpants couldn't hide his slender and tight figure.

"Xiao Qiang, this is your friend." The boss knew Huang Fu Qiang, so he casually said.

"Well, I'll get a tattoo with him." Qiangzi grinned.

"What do you want to do?" The boss looked at Zhong Weishi, and felt that he was better than Huangfu no matter what, so he introduced it with great interest, "We have a tattoo master who came out of the Design Academy here, except for things like Qinglongbaihu. In addition, I will design a set of unique patterns for you, covering the whole body, and the most popular recently is 3D mechanical tattoos, with gorgeous colors and three-dimensional shapes..."

The boss lifted up his T-shirt to show off his sexy tattoos, "How about it? Isn't it very visually impactful!"

Zhong Weishi suddenly narrowed his eyes.

——On the white belly is a pattern of peonies blooming richly and richly, and at the waist is a peacock just about to open its tail.

It was indeed a violent blow.

The pattern is vivid and lifelike, and it is exactly the same as the "rich and noble peony picture" displayed on the wall in the cross-stitch shop downstairs of his house!

Zhong Weishi met the boss's eagerly looking eyes, and replied coldly and decisively: "Do you have that kind of one-time tattoo stickers?"

boss:"……"

Hadron:"……"

"Choose a pattern yourself." The boss took out a thick set of disposable tattoo stickers from the cabinet.

On the top is the pink Peppa Pig, which comes in various shapes and styles, and it seems to be very popular recently.

One has wings and holds a fairy stick in its hand, which is actually a bit cute.

Seeing that his brother cast affectionate eyes on those pigs, Huangfu hurriedly pulled them aside, "I told you to invite you, don't feel sorry for the money for me! When you go back to ask for money, you show your shoulders, four How can you scare people with a five-headed hair dryer? Or...are you afraid of pain?"

Zhong Weishi wanted to say how your gorgeous blood-colored roses are better than these pigs, it's just a joke, okay?

But he didn't bother to dampen his enthusiasm. After all, Qiangzi had been talking about getting a big flower arm since he was a child, so he finally had the courage he has today.

"I really don't want to get a tattoo." Zhong Weishi said seriously.

He is not a fool, of course it is impossible to follow Qiangzi because of a ghost part-time job, not to mention the 3D peony rose, even the flat unicorn and phoenix he is not interested in.

He didn't want to get those messy things on him.

His body, not just his own.

Huangfu stared at him for a while, and seemed to understand, "Then post it, what style do you like? I'll buy it for you."

He seemingly inadvertently took away the Paige family meal, not wanting his brother to become the most handsome psycho in the whole city.

Zhong Weishi finally chose one of the four fierce beasts in ancient mythology.

Qiongqi.

The image resembles a tiger's head and a lion's body, with sharp claws and a pair of wings, and a fierce mouth. It seems to be wrapped in a ball of evil fire, and the pattern spreads from the chest to the arms.

The pattern is quite similar, and with the ruffian look on Zhong Weishi's eyebrows, the image of the hooligan is quite vividly portrayed—as long as you don't look closely.

"Is this thing waterproof?" Zhong Weishi touched Qiongqi's tail on his arm, and his hands were still clean without fading.

Magic.

"As long as you don't rub it hard, it can basically last for about ten days." The boss said.

Ten days should be enough time.

It's not just asking for a debt, if it doesn't work, just copy the things in the house.

If you don't pay back the money you owe, it's against him.

"Oh, by the way," Zhong Weishi put on his hoodie, "What's the situation with the person who owes money? Have you seriously checked and visited these days?"

Huangfuqiang is a senior executive of an Internet cafe, and he has a wide range of friends. He has like-minded friends from all walks of life. When he asked in the competition group, 999+ gossip rushed out of the screen.

"Ergou, whose full name is Zhang Gou, is in his 30s, a wandering population in Yucheng. It is said that he looks like a dog and is not bad. He hooked up with a divorced woman named Li Yuqin, who lives in Nancheng District. Ergou often goes to Qingfengyuan."

Qingfengyuan is an old community, close to the urban area, housing prices have skyrocketed in the past ten years, and a family of one hundred square meters costs about three million.

Now the people who live there are basically rich people.

"Does that woman have a family? Are we going directly to her house to stop?" Zhong Weishi wondered if this was inappropriate.

"Well, it's said that she got divorced very early and lived alone all the time. If it's really not possible, just ask the woman for it. Anyway, she's the boy she raised." Huangfu Qiang said.

"..." He dealt with a woman, and turned himself into the most dazzling psychopath in the whole street.

Zhong Weishi was worried about his brother's IQ.

By the time Huangfu Qiang finished tossing the bewitching 3D blood-colored rose, it was already past eight o'clock in the evening.

Before the money was in hand, Qiangzi overdrafted [-] yuan.

Zhong Weishi was very distressed, he didn't expect that one-time tattoo stickers on his body would cost a hundred!

Qiangzi was more open-minded, "Brother, just think about it this way. This thing can last for 10 days, which means 10 yuan a day. If you don't smoke a pack of cigarettes, you're done."

"Forget it." Zhong Weishi also thought about it, "It's not my money anyway."

Hadron:"……"

When the two said goodbye to the owner of the tattoo shop, the boss also reminded, "Don't rub it too hard in the shower. What you rub off is not mud, it's money."

"... Got it." Zhong Weishi said.

The tattoo artist presented his business card with both hands, "Welcome to come often, I think your back is really suitable for tattooing a Mona Lisa smile, I designed it myself, it is not the same as Da Vinci's, but There are similarities in the same purpose."

Zhong Weishi really wanted to say why the hell didn't you just say "Surfing the River During the Qingming Festival"?Not to earn more.

But Qiangzi was one step ahead of him, "I will, I will definitely come when I get the bonus at the end of the year."

"..." Does this broken Internet cafe actually have bonuses?

After being stunned for two seconds, Zhong Weishi realized that his focus seemed to be off.

Huangfu Qiang also handed the tattoo artist a business card.

Red letters on a white background, dazzling.

Xicheng District Express Debt Collection Team: Project funds, triangular debts, investigation and evidence collection of extramarital affairs, legal debt collection, service nationwide, no fee for unsuccessful, please call: xxx.Project leader: Huangfu Phantom.

"Welcome to contact me, small loans are also available, as long as you provide a photo of your ID card or a copy of your account book, no collateral is required..." Qiangzi began to expand new businesses.

Zhong Weishi was sitting on Qiangzi's electric car, holding his new business card between his fingers, full of emotion: "What the hell is this phantom? The second child of your Huangfu family who accidentally wandered away?"

"My stage name, doesn't it sound rather mysterious?" Qiang Zi smiled and took the business card from his hand.

After having dinner at the roadside stall, Qiangzi began to worry about his image again, "Brother, you said I've done it all, why don't you also do your hair along the way, that kind of cold purple that is very popular now, The top layer is a bit cool gray, I see several students in the Internet cafes have been dyed that color, it matches the skin tone and looks very energetic..."

Zhong Weishi couldn't listen anymore, "That's someone with fair skin and beautiful hair, you're an out-and-out yellow man, what's the difference between being like that and putting potted flowers on shit?"

"..." Qiangzi endured the humiliation and added a bowl of beef rice bowl, "He will pay for it later."