His personality is not good

80.00% of Gu Lizhou's circle of friends are old men, and they are all in their 30s. Even if someone invites everyone out for a birthday, it's nothing more than drinking, eating and singing a song, not to mention gifts, not even a cake.

This kind of chasing after gifts is completely unprecedented.

Children want gifts.

What to buy?

Clothes and pants?Isn't it a bit too simple and unpretentious, I didn't wear the clothes I sent back last time.

A box of Weilong spicy sticks?

puff.

Just thinking about it makes me laugh.

Gu Lizhou couldn't think of a good idea, so he called Cao Zhiheng: "Have you thought about the gift for your father-in-law?"

"Buy red wine, what's the matter, what's your opinion?"

"No, I'm just asking casually, remember to give a high-quality one, don't go back and buy fake wine and still drink it there, it's easy to get drunk."

Cao Zhiheng scolded: "Bastard, can you wish me a treat?"

Gu Lizhou laughed loudly, "Hey, by the way, did that little psycho in 301 tell you if his birthday is tomorrow?"

"I mentioned it, but I don't know if I have time to go there tomorrow night. What's wrong? He didn't call you? Jealous of my popularity?" Cao Zhiheng said.

Gu Lizhou couldn't hold back his swear words, and his eyes were almost blurred when he laughed, "He called me a long time ago, and I guess he was being polite to you. After all, we live in the same room, so I won't turn around and I'll be with you." Say, yes, how embarrassing."

"Put it down, I've known him for a long time, and I helped him find a role as the eunuch chief in the film crew, probably to thank me, you belong to the 'free one' part of buy one get one free." Cao Zhiheng Not ashamed.

After laughing, Gu Lizhou still didn't forget to reason with him: "Did he ask you to celebrate your birthday together a few years ago?"

Cao Zhiheng didn't know which nerve he made a mistake today and had to compare with him, but he really felt that his relationship with Zhong Weishi had made a qualitative leap because of the role of manager.

"I didn't know each other for the first four years, but I just got acquainted this year. You know, our brotherhood needs time to refine."

"Show face." Gu Lizhou got back to the topic, "Then what are you going to give?"

"What to give? Just send a red envelope on WeChat to make sense." Cao Zhiheng said decisively.

Gu Lizhou was taken aback, "He didn't ask you to give a gift?"

"What gift, what kind of gift? Isn't something as practical as a red envelope good enough?" Cao Zhiheng said, "Besides, who the hell would take the initiative to ask someone for a gift!"

Gu Lizhou: "..." That's your good brother!

Human psychology is really strange. You are obviously being urged to ask for a gift, but when you find yourself being treated as a special one, you feel a little better.

After hanging up the phone, the smile on the corner of his mouth could not be restrained.

He clicked on the website of a certain treasure, and just entered the three words "give it to a man", and an optional option popped up automatically.

- gift for boyfriend

Somehow, he ordered in.

Watches, game consoles, razors, engraved lighters, couple T-shirts, customized ceramic mugs... the average price does not exceed 150.

Although almost every baby's first picture is marked with something like 'a gift that my boyfriend can't resist! ''The boy cried instantly''Give this, he will love you more' and so on.

The visual impact is strong, but there is no fluctuation in his heart, and he even wants to laugh.

After flipping through several pages, I feel that they are all things that can only be given away by children who are seventeen or eighteen years old.

The second time he changed the keyword: gifts for big boys

Surprisingly, it's still those things...

It must be the wrong way for him to search.

Then, change again.

Keyword for the third time: gifts for children

……Hold.Why the fuck are those still!

Can it still be done!

Gu Lizhou wished he could flip the notebook over.

Click to search on Huhu, the gift is a bit more compelling.

Noise-cancelling music headphones, men's perfume, notebooks, handmade leather wallets, mechanical keyboards, sneakers, audio...

But there was nothing that made him think "ah, this little beast must like this thing" at the first sight.

Gu Lizhou kept refreshing the page, feeling like an old father who was researching university majors and future development prospects for his children.

Those who are exhausted are almost bald.

It's more brain-consuming than coding.

Is it the same when Zhong Weishi was looking for a job for him?

Gu Lizhou clicked into Zhong Weishi's circle of friends to find clues, but all he found were short videos.

Most of it is the behind-the-scenes of the crew shooting. Zhong Weishi jumped off the container and fell to the ground, and when he got up, he still didn't forget to smile at the camera.

Qiangzi swallowed the dragon fruit in one gulp, and the purple-red juice dangled all the way down his neck, "The red heart dragon fruit in Sister Xin's fruit shop is imported from Hainan! Eat and sweet! Order now and get two more for free! Yucheng local customers can deliver to their door."

There was another one who performed watermelon eating. I saw him straddling his horse and holding the melon in both hands. When the whistle sounded, the melon disappeared with a flick of his head, while the person next to him was still chattering.

Qiangzi wiped his mouth at the camera, showing a confident and calm smile like a king.

When Gu Lizhou watched the video, his facial features were distorted and his stomach hurt a little. This is such a hard-core survival skill...

As soon as the next video was clicked, Zhong Weishi's manic roar rushed out of the screen. Gu Lizhou was shocked and quickly lowered the volume.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaup whom I am your fan!—"

It looks like it should be a safe passage of a high-end hotel. The camera shakes for more than ten seconds so that I almost vomit, but I can barely see a handsome star face with a smile on his face.

Gu Juxing patiently picked up a pen and drew a string of whirlwind potatoes on his clothes.

"Gu Zai, you look so upright, playing the villain is like an undercover agent! I have watched every movie of yours, you are so handsome! - You must take good care of yourself!" Zhong Weishi's voice was so excited Trembling, and finally added a sentence in Cantonese, "I'm so happy."

Gu Juxing nodded, leaving a gorgeous yet polite smile.

Gu Lizhou: "..."

Does this guy know what he's talking about.

And... how many people does he like?

A video was played back twice.

Gu Lizhou pursed his lips, quit WeChat, and for this momentum, this vibrato, this joy overflowing the screen, Gu Tianle must be his white moonlight!

After the sour smell from nowhere dissipated, a flash of inspiration suddenly appeared in his head—signature!

Yeah!SIGN SIGN!

Wanlizhou's signature! ! !

Gu Lizhou was instantly refreshed as if he had solved an Olympiad problem.

A carp straightened up and rushed out of the door.

At twelve o'clock at noon, the sun was so hot that even the taxi driver looked sleepy from the sun.

Gu Lizhou paid to get out of the car, and hurriedly turned into a large bookstore.

Fortunately, after many years, his physical books still have a place in the best-selling works area.

The complete set of "Revenant" has twelve volumes, and it is difficult to carry it. Isn't it a bit...too stocky to give as a gift.

Gu Lizhou imagined the scene when Zhong Weishi finished eating and went home with the explosives, and couldn't help laughing.

Too much.

Pick one.

The signature is second, and the main purpose is to bestow him with the honorable status of "a friend of the famous best-selling author Wan Lizhou".

Gu Lizhou has automatically imagined hundreds of reactions when Zhong Weishi knew his true identity.

To hug, to be happy...

Will he scream then?

definitely will.

Then he covered his face shyly, recalling the affectionate confession he read that night, he should be so shy that he would collapse.

Get ready to tremble, ignorant Earthlings.

Gu Lizhou imagined the scene of Zhong Weishi who was so moved that he cried bitterly, and smirked for a long time at the girdle of the cover until someone patted him next to him.

A girl pointed to her throat and ears, waved her hand, and pointed to the donation slip on her hand.

The above is to raise money for a children's welfare home.

Gu Lizhou gave her all the cash in his wallet.

Originally, 20 yuan could be exchanged for a red bracelet, but this time I gave it to several hundred. The girl was flattered, but there were only two bracelets left in her pocket, and the rest were small bells.

The temperament of the person in front of him doesn't look like the person who would accept the little bell.

She lifted up the small notebook she had prepared in advance, and wrote on it: "Thank you for your donation, and you will have good luck wearing it."

"Was it opened?" Gu Lizhou teased while pinching the red string.

The girl squinted and smiled, nodded, turned to the next page, and wrote: "I wish you and your lover good health."

"I don't have a lover yet." Gu Lizhou smiled, "But thank you anyway."

The girl bowed her head and wrote quickly: "It will lead you to find your lover!"

He knew it was a trick to coax children, but he still accepted it with a smile.

Gu Lizhou picked out a gold-plated signature pen at the counter, and after paying, he went straight to the coffee shop next door.

How about writing something?

Gu Lizhou solemnly wrote a draft on the memo on his mobile phone.

"To Xiao Weiwei..." No, no, no, it's too nasty.

"To the clock is not yet..." Isn't it kind enough?

"to little beast" is fine.

A to sign, brewing for a long time, Gu Lizhou blew on the page to dry the ink.

But how to say, he is also the Bai Yueguang in Zhong Weishi's Two-dimensional world. Doesn't it seem a bit stingy to give away only a few tens of dollars?

Gu Lizhou went to a nearby shopping mall to pick up a mechanical watch, with a pure black dial and a leather strap. The style is simple and versatile.

The shopping guide has been chattering since he entered the door, "This is really good-looking when you wear it, it fits well, is stable, and shows off your temperament."

"I didn't wear it, I gave it away."

"Giving someone a gift also has a temperament."

"..."

"This one is now 199% off, and I can also give you a beautiful little gift worth [-] yuan."

"Help me pack it to look better."

"No problem, no problem! Do you need to pack the gift for you?"

Just when Cheng Hang's phone call came, Gu Lizhou said vaguely and perfunctorily, "No, let's put it in together."

"When are you coming back?"

"In two days, I still have something to do here."

"Success, it's not in a hurry anyway, the planning side is still recruiting new people. Call me when you come back, and I'll take you to our company's operation department to learn about the entire game concept and design requirements, and then you decide whether to write or not. .”

"it is good."

Ripples appeared on the calm lake.

Gu Lizhou suffered from insomnia again that night.

His mood was a bit complicated, and he had a lot of thoughts in his mind.

About the past, present, future, about dreams...

Think about what it is that you really love.

He used to think that if he couldn't write one day, he would probably die, but no, life went on.

That's probably what life is all about.

Find fun in the boring, create something extraordinary in the ordinary.

The next day was another sunny day with scorching sun.

Gu Lizhou didn't wake up until after three o'clock in the afternoon.

Because of insomnia, his head was groggy, after getting up and washing, he saw the small gift box on the table and remembered Zhong Weishi's birthday.

While shaving, he went through the process of giving gifts after falling off his horse in his mind.

First of all, hand over your own book and remind him that there is Wan Lizhou's autograph in it.Open the cover when the clock is not over, and see the unique to sign in the universe, which symbolizes the noble status, and you will definitely jump up and down with joy.

After confirming their identities with tears of joy, they hugged each other tightly.

Zhong Weishi may be blushing and blowing rainbow farts stutteringly, but as a steady author, he has to be steady and not laugh.

He waved his hand calmly: "A genius is not a genius, but he is just an ordinary person. Live a good life in the future! Don't stop chasing your dreams, as long as you work hard, your fate will be trampled under your feet, believe me!"

Zhong Weishi must have been trembling with excitement, "You will always be my idol..."

At this time, he will give away that watch as a souvenir for fans.

No matter how unremarkable it is, it will have a unique meaning because of Bai Yueguang's identity.

"How? Isn't the ups and downs seamless and impressive?"

Cao Zhiheng scratched his cheeks, feeling that the plan was really ups and downs and touching, "It's so thoughtful. If it were me, I would definitely cry! No matter what you give at this time, you will be so moved!"

"Really? I think so too." Gu Lizhou was full of confidence.

Just then, the phone rang.

As soon as he said "Hello", Zhong Weishi yelled at the top of his voice, "Come and save me—"

Gu Lizhou was so frightened that his liver trembled, "What's wrong with you?! Where are you?"

"I, I..." Zhong Weishi's voice sounded aggrieved, "I was arrested and taken to the police station."

Gu Lizhou's eyes widened: "Why did you go in again!?"

—It happened two hours ago.

After Huangfuqiang finished Ergou's case, he was lucky enough to receive an extramarital affair investigation order.

A rich woman suspected that his man had kept a young lover outside, and said that as long as the photo was taken, the man would be able to leave the house, and he would be paid 10 yuan at that time, all he needed was conclusive evidence.

Of course, such a good thing cannot do without his gang of troubled brothers.

As a result, the Xicheng District Express debt collection team became active again.

"Brothers, brothers, the opportunity to make a fortune has arrived!"

Zhong Weishi was very decisive: "If I don't go, I won't go, I decided to keep my feet on the ground, and don't pull me any chance to make a fortune."

"No brother, it's really different this time, triangle love debt, oh my god, that rich woman is rich, so she just gave me a deposit of [-] yuan."

Zhong Weishi's eyes lit up again: "So many?"

Qiangzi held down the record button, and spit and spittled the whole story in the group.

There are ten consecutive 59-second speeches, which everyone doesn't want to hear.

"The rich woman said that he saw the chat records and often flirted with a woman. It is absolutely true. There must be ghosts. She almost took photos to collect evidence."

After experiencing the one-night trip to the police station last time, Zhong Weishi remained rational this time: "The key is how to take pictures? Did you rush to someone's house? You are crazy. Have you forgotten what Mr. Li said? ?”

"This time we are doing good deeds! Extramarital affairs! Breaking up a couple is a couple." Qiangzi spent nearly half an hour analyzing his views on marriage and love in a trinity, "In short, I think this matter, we From a moral point of view, she must also be helped."

Awei: "An extramarital affair? He's not a man anymore! He must be punished to death!"

Dafei: "I think it's right."

Zhong Weishi cut to the point: "How much will she give you for completing the task?"

Qiangzi played a string of numbers.

Zhong Weishi's eyes were rounded, and it felt like his eyeballs would almost bounce to the ground without using his hands.

After a while, the man who said "If I don't go, if I don't go, don't pull me any chance to get rich" said in a deep voice: "Dog man, his style is outrageous. If you don't take evidence, I will wait three minutes." Read the words backwards!"

Qiangzi Awei and the others followed the dog man for several days, and finally saw him walking into a high-end hotel with a young woman in his arms.

Zhong Weishi watched too much TVB, so he teamed up with Ah Wei to steal the hotel waiter's clothes and trolley, and knocked on the door.

When the dessert was brought in, the woman was lying on the bed in a bathrobe.

Wealth is in danger!

Opportunity is at hand!

The difference between TV dramas and reality is that in TV dramas, the protagonist can quietly put a pinhole camera into a place where the villain can't see, while in reality it is suspected because of shaking hands.

When the girl called him, Zhong Weishi trembled with fright, and the camera fell to the ground.

In short, the fighting situation was quite tragic.

It was just a little short of dying on the spot.

Zhong Weishi held his swollen cheeks from the girl's slap, omitted the part of being beaten violently in the middle, and almost burst into tears after explaining the whole thing, "Mr. Lock me up for a few more days."

Gu Lizhou really didn't hold back, his shoulders shook from laughing: "Hahahahahahahaha——"

"You're still laughing!" Zhong Weishi roared, "You're still my brother!"

Gu Lizhou didn't hold back at all: "Then you can stay for a few more days, who made you cause trouble everywhere?"

"I, I, I really knew I was wrong. I still want to film...but they said that I have to pay a fine before I can go out."

When Zhong Weishi thought that his resume was likely to be painted with heavy ink, his eyes were red with anxiety, and his tone softened, "I don't know who to call, you just see that our two brothers are together. For the sake of the market, come here and help me pay the fine, I will give you the IOU first when I go back, and I will definitely pay you back!"

Money is naturally not a problem. Gu Lizhou raised his eyebrows and asked, "What are the benefits?"

"What benefits do you want? I will give you everything I can." Zhong Weishi flattened his mouth, "Even if it's washing your underwear for you. Please come here quickly, Qiangzi and the others are taken by their parents I’m the only one left when I go back. The police uncles are about to get off work.”

A very normal passage floated into the ears of the old beast, and somehow a picture of a kid squatting at the kindergarten gate and drawing circles appeared.

"The other children were picked up by their parents... I am the only one left."

Gu Lizhou was amused by his own brain hole, and comforted him: "There is no hurry, there are still policemen on duty anyway."

When Gu Lizhou spoke, his eyebrows were smiling, and his tone was naturally a little casual. These words were transmitted through the wireless, more like gloating.

"Forget it if you don't want to come, I'll hang up." Zhong Weishi snorted heavily.

"Don't hang up."

"What are you doing?" Zhong Weishi's tone was cold, but his heart was filled with pride, he knew that Gu Lizhou would not have the heart to leave him alone.

Gu Lizhou thought for a moment, then curled the corners of his lips and said, "Call me Dad."

"Ah?" Zhong Weishi was taken aback.

Gu Lizhou held a cigarette between his fingers, with a nasty smile on the corner of his mouth, "Scream Dad, I'll go pick you up right now."