Synthesis--The Road of Love
Chapter 308 The Legend of Lu Xiaofeng 7
The three of them stopped at a gazebo to rest for a while, this was to accommodate Jun Yuerao who "knows no martial arts".
It was the scorching sun at this time, Hua Manlou was afraid that Jun Yuerao would suffer from heat stroke, so he led her to the gazebo first.
On the opposite side, there was a monk with his head down, walking over in a regular manner.This monk has big ears and is very lucky.The clothes on his body were torn and dirty, and the soles of the straw sandals on his feet were almost rotten.
Jun Yuerao naturally didn't know this monk, and even Hua Manlou looked strange.Only Lu Xiaofeng saw this monk and immediately went to meet him, apparently he knew someone.
Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said, "Hello, honest monk!"
The honest monk raised his head and saw him, smiled and said: "It's you, Lu Xiaofeng, have you become more honest recently?"
Lu Xiaofeng laughed again: "When you are dishonest, I will be honest."
Jun Yuerao and Hua Manlou ignored their chat. This pavilion is next to the forest path, and there are very few people coming and going.
Fortunately, she was prepared, she was famous, especially if she had to hurry, she must be fully prepared.
She had brought a backpack with her before she left, and she had put it in the car before, but now she also brought it down.
Take out a cup from the bag, this cup has insulation effect, now that the weather is so hot, you have to bring some juice with ice cubes when you go out.
Jun Yuerao took out several disposable paper cups, one for each person.Everyone pours a glass of juice.
Even Lu Xiaofeng stopped, he observed the paper cups, "Can even paper be made into cups?" Next time he can ask his friend Zhu Ting to try, he is most interested in these things.
"Rare is more strange." Jun Yuerao gave Lu Xiaofeng a supercilious look.
"More benefactors." The honest monk saluted Jun Yuerao.
"There's no need to be too polite." Jun Yuerao just raised his hand, the three of them couldn't drink it, let this monk watch alone.
"Is it delicious?" Jun Yuerao looked at Huamanlou, and she took a sip herself. In summer, watermelon juice is king.
"Very good, Ling'er is really smart." Hua Manlou never hesitated to praise Jun Yuerao.
Lu Xiaofeng has been stuffed with dog food countless times along the way, and now he really regrets going out with Jun Yuerao and Hua Manlou to investigate.
He saw that the honest monk was still wryly smiling when he faced the pink faces between Huamanlou and Junyuerao, did he encounter a major event?
Lu Xiaofeng drank a glass of watermelon juice, and all the heat was swept away.Although it is a pity that there is no wine, it is also very comfortable to drink a glass of ice-cold juice on such a hot day.
He intentionally asked the honest monk, "You seem to be very happy today. Could there be some happy event?"
The honest monk frowned, "How can an honest monk have a happy event, only a dishonest guy like you will have a happy event."
Lu Xiaofeng said: "But today seems to be an exception."
The honest monk frowned, sighed again, and said, "Today is indeed an exception."
Looking at his expression, anyone could tell that he no longer wanted Lu Xiaofeng to ask any more questions.If you have any discernment, you know that enough is enough.
But, who is Lu Xiaofeng? He is the kind of person who breaks the casserole and lifts the lid. One of his characteristics is that he does not know people.
"Why?" he continued.
The honest monk also knows Lu Xiaofeng's temperament, if he doesn't confess today, Lu Xiaofeng will definitely not let him leave.
So he could only say with a bitter face, "Because... because I just did a dishonest thing."
He didn't want to say it at first, but he had to say it because he was an honest monk.
This is too honest, right?Jun Yuerao was surprised.And Hua Manlou had obviously heard of the honest monk, so he wasn't surprised.
"It must be because he is too honest, so he is called an honest monk?" Huamanlou must know more about things in the world than she does, so Jun Yuerao asked Huamanlou.
"It's almost like this. The honest monk is indeed very honest." Hua Manlou also looked at the honest monk's embarrassment with great interest.
Although he is a kind and good person, he also has some bad tastes, otherwise he would not have become close friends with Lu Xiaofeng.
Now Lu Xiaofeng felt even more strange, so he wanted to ask more: "You also do dishonest things?"
The honest monk replied honestly: "This is the first time in my life
Lu Xiaofeng became more interested, he lowered his voice and asked closer, "What did you do?"
The honest monk's face seemed to be a little red, and he mumbled: "I just went to find Ouyang."
Lu Xiaofeng froze for a moment: "Who is this Ouyang?"
The honest monk looked at him, his expression suddenly became very strange, he seemed a little complacent, and seemed to feel sympathy for Lu Xiaofeng's ignorance, he shook his head and said, "How come you don't even know about Ouyang?"
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Why do I have to know?
The honest monk said quietly: "Because Ouyang is Ouyang Qing."
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Who is Ouyang Qing?"
"Is Ouyang Qing famous?" The name sounds like a woman's name.Jun Yuerao turned her head to Huamanlou, she felt that she basically didn't know the person they were talking about.
The honest monk and Lu Xiaofeng heard Jun Yuerao's question, and then remembered that there was a woman present, this topic is a bit embarrassing.
His face turned red, and he stammered, "She's a... she's a very famous... □□." He seemed to have exhausted all his strength to finally say the last two words .
Lu Xiaofeng almost couldn't help jumping up, he never dreamed that this honest monk would also go looking for sex.
Jun Yuerao and Hua Manlou also showed surprised expressions.
Are all the monks in this world so bohemian?You still look for it?
She looked suspiciously at Huamanlou, Huamanlou was already in her twenties, could she have been to this kind of place before?Don't forget that he has a bad friend like Lu Xiaofeng by his side.
Hua Manlou shook his head quickly, he never went to these places, it would be bad if Jun Yuerao misunderstood him.
"Okay, I trust you." Jun Yuerao took Hua Manlou's hand and scratched his palm.
Hua Manlou's ears were reddish, he pretended to be calm watching Lu Xiaofeng play tricks on the honest monk.
Although Lu Xiaofeng felt surprised and amused in his heart, his face remained calm, and instead he said calmly: "Actually, this is nothing, this kind of thing is very common in the first place."
The honest monk was taken aback and couldn't help but said, "Is this kind of thing normal?"
"The monks have neither wives nor concubines. They are all strong and strong. If they can't even find a dick, what do you ask them to do? Are they looking for a nun?" Lu Xiaofeng began to fool around.
The honest monk was already stunned.
Lu Xiaofeng continued his efforts: "What's more, the eminent monk and the famous prostitute are not only a good pair, but also have a very close relationship."
Even Jun Yuerao wanted to hear what kind of nonsense Lu Xiaofeng was going to say. If his talk was in later generations, it would be perfect for sales.
"What's the relationship?" The honest monk couldn't help asking, he was already intimidated by Lu Xiaofeng.
"An eminent monk is a monk for a day and hits the clock for a day, and a famous prostitute is a clock for a day and hits a monk for a day—isn't this relationship close enough?" Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help laughing before he finished speaking. Waisted.
The honest monk didn't understand what else, Lu Xiaofeng was teasing him, yet he listened to his nonsense so seriously.
He couldn't help being so angry that he was stunned for a long time, then sighed, and murmured: "My Buddha is merciful, why did you ask me to meet Master Sun last night and Lu Xiaofeng this morning?"
Lu Xiaofeng stopped smiling suddenly, and asked hastily: "Did you see Master Sun? Where is he? I was just looking for him."
If he wanted to find Dazhi and Datong, he had to go through one person, and that person was Master Sun. Originally, Lu Xiaofeng wanted to go to one brothel after another, but now with the revelation from the honest monk, he has a direction.
But he just played the honest monk just now, how could the honest monk let Lu Xiaofeng fulfill his wish so easily?
As if he didn't hear Lu Xiaofeng's words, he still muttered: "Amitabha, it seems that bad things are absolutely unacceptable, I really deserve to die, the Bodhisattva should punish me to crawl back."
While chanting, the honest monk suddenly fell on the ground, and actually crawled away.
This kid, Jun Yuerao was really shocked. Does this guy have a brain problem?It's too crazy, right?
Lu Xiaofeng could only look at him and smile wryly, there was nothing else he could do.
Hua Manlou couldn't help asking, "Is he really crawling?"
Lu Xiaofeng sighed, "If this person says he wants to climb ten miles, he will definitely not only climb half a mile, because he is an honest monk."
Hua Manlou smiled and said, "It seems that he is not only an honest monk, but also a crazy monk."
"I think this person is crazy, his brain is definitely different from ordinary people." Jun Yuerao answered. "Why are everyone you know so weird?" But Lu Xiaofeng himself is not a normal person.
"He is pretending to be crazy, but he knows it better than anyone else." The honest monk is a person with a deep gap in his heart.
"Who is Master Sun?" Jun Yuerao remembered how much Lu Xiaofeng valued this person.
Mentioning Master Sun, Lu Xiaofeng became more interested and said, "This Master Sun's full name should be Grand Master Guisun."
Hua Manlou laughed and said, "How did he come up with such a good name?"
"Because he often said that when he has no money, he is Guisun and when he is rich, he is the grand master. He also happens to be named Sun, so others simply call him Master Sun." Lu Xiaofeng explained.
"Sure enough, the people you know are not normal. Huamanlou and I are definitely rare normal people." Jun Yuerao looked at Lu Xiaofeng speechlessly, wondering if she should stay away from him?
It was the scorching sun at this time, Hua Manlou was afraid that Jun Yuerao would suffer from heat stroke, so he led her to the gazebo first.
On the opposite side, there was a monk with his head down, walking over in a regular manner.This monk has big ears and is very lucky.The clothes on his body were torn and dirty, and the soles of the straw sandals on his feet were almost rotten.
Jun Yuerao naturally didn't know this monk, and even Hua Manlou looked strange.Only Lu Xiaofeng saw this monk and immediately went to meet him, apparently he knew someone.
Lu Xiaofeng smiled and said, "Hello, honest monk!"
The honest monk raised his head and saw him, smiled and said: "It's you, Lu Xiaofeng, have you become more honest recently?"
Lu Xiaofeng laughed again: "When you are dishonest, I will be honest."
Jun Yuerao and Hua Manlou ignored their chat. This pavilion is next to the forest path, and there are very few people coming and going.
Fortunately, she was prepared, she was famous, especially if she had to hurry, she must be fully prepared.
She had brought a backpack with her before she left, and she had put it in the car before, but now she also brought it down.
Take out a cup from the bag, this cup has insulation effect, now that the weather is so hot, you have to bring some juice with ice cubes when you go out.
Jun Yuerao took out several disposable paper cups, one for each person.Everyone pours a glass of juice.
Even Lu Xiaofeng stopped, he observed the paper cups, "Can even paper be made into cups?" Next time he can ask his friend Zhu Ting to try, he is most interested in these things.
"Rare is more strange." Jun Yuerao gave Lu Xiaofeng a supercilious look.
"More benefactors." The honest monk saluted Jun Yuerao.
"There's no need to be too polite." Jun Yuerao just raised his hand, the three of them couldn't drink it, let this monk watch alone.
"Is it delicious?" Jun Yuerao looked at Huamanlou, and she took a sip herself. In summer, watermelon juice is king.
"Very good, Ling'er is really smart." Hua Manlou never hesitated to praise Jun Yuerao.
Lu Xiaofeng has been stuffed with dog food countless times along the way, and now he really regrets going out with Jun Yuerao and Hua Manlou to investigate.
He saw that the honest monk was still wryly smiling when he faced the pink faces between Huamanlou and Junyuerao, did he encounter a major event?
Lu Xiaofeng drank a glass of watermelon juice, and all the heat was swept away.Although it is a pity that there is no wine, it is also very comfortable to drink a glass of ice-cold juice on such a hot day.
He intentionally asked the honest monk, "You seem to be very happy today. Could there be some happy event?"
The honest monk frowned, "How can an honest monk have a happy event, only a dishonest guy like you will have a happy event."
Lu Xiaofeng said: "But today seems to be an exception."
The honest monk frowned, sighed again, and said, "Today is indeed an exception."
Looking at his expression, anyone could tell that he no longer wanted Lu Xiaofeng to ask any more questions.If you have any discernment, you know that enough is enough.
But, who is Lu Xiaofeng? He is the kind of person who breaks the casserole and lifts the lid. One of his characteristics is that he does not know people.
"Why?" he continued.
The honest monk also knows Lu Xiaofeng's temperament, if he doesn't confess today, Lu Xiaofeng will definitely not let him leave.
So he could only say with a bitter face, "Because... because I just did a dishonest thing."
He didn't want to say it at first, but he had to say it because he was an honest monk.
This is too honest, right?Jun Yuerao was surprised.And Hua Manlou had obviously heard of the honest monk, so he wasn't surprised.
"It must be because he is too honest, so he is called an honest monk?" Huamanlou must know more about things in the world than she does, so Jun Yuerao asked Huamanlou.
"It's almost like this. The honest monk is indeed very honest." Hua Manlou also looked at the honest monk's embarrassment with great interest.
Although he is a kind and good person, he also has some bad tastes, otherwise he would not have become close friends with Lu Xiaofeng.
Now Lu Xiaofeng felt even more strange, so he wanted to ask more: "You also do dishonest things?"
The honest monk replied honestly: "This is the first time in my life
Lu Xiaofeng became more interested, he lowered his voice and asked closer, "What did you do?"
The honest monk's face seemed to be a little red, and he mumbled: "I just went to find Ouyang."
Lu Xiaofeng froze for a moment: "Who is this Ouyang?"
The honest monk looked at him, his expression suddenly became very strange, he seemed a little complacent, and seemed to feel sympathy for Lu Xiaofeng's ignorance, he shook his head and said, "How come you don't even know about Ouyang?"
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Why do I have to know?
The honest monk said quietly: "Because Ouyang is Ouyang Qing."
Lu Xiaofeng said: "Who is Ouyang Qing?"
"Is Ouyang Qing famous?" The name sounds like a woman's name.Jun Yuerao turned her head to Huamanlou, she felt that she basically didn't know the person they were talking about.
The honest monk and Lu Xiaofeng heard Jun Yuerao's question, and then remembered that there was a woman present, this topic is a bit embarrassing.
His face turned red, and he stammered, "She's a... she's a very famous... □□." He seemed to have exhausted all his strength to finally say the last two words .
Lu Xiaofeng almost couldn't help jumping up, he never dreamed that this honest monk would also go looking for sex.
Jun Yuerao and Hua Manlou also showed surprised expressions.
Are all the monks in this world so bohemian?You still look for it?
She looked suspiciously at Huamanlou, Huamanlou was already in her twenties, could she have been to this kind of place before?Don't forget that he has a bad friend like Lu Xiaofeng by his side.
Hua Manlou shook his head quickly, he never went to these places, it would be bad if Jun Yuerao misunderstood him.
"Okay, I trust you." Jun Yuerao took Hua Manlou's hand and scratched his palm.
Hua Manlou's ears were reddish, he pretended to be calm watching Lu Xiaofeng play tricks on the honest monk.
Although Lu Xiaofeng felt surprised and amused in his heart, his face remained calm, and instead he said calmly: "Actually, this is nothing, this kind of thing is very common in the first place."
The honest monk was taken aback and couldn't help but said, "Is this kind of thing normal?"
"The monks have neither wives nor concubines. They are all strong and strong. If they can't even find a dick, what do you ask them to do? Are they looking for a nun?" Lu Xiaofeng began to fool around.
The honest monk was already stunned.
Lu Xiaofeng continued his efforts: "What's more, the eminent monk and the famous prostitute are not only a good pair, but also have a very close relationship."
Even Jun Yuerao wanted to hear what kind of nonsense Lu Xiaofeng was going to say. If his talk was in later generations, it would be perfect for sales.
"What's the relationship?" The honest monk couldn't help asking, he was already intimidated by Lu Xiaofeng.
"An eminent monk is a monk for a day and hits the clock for a day, and a famous prostitute is a clock for a day and hits a monk for a day—isn't this relationship close enough?" Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help laughing before he finished speaking. Waisted.
The honest monk didn't understand what else, Lu Xiaofeng was teasing him, yet he listened to his nonsense so seriously.
He couldn't help being so angry that he was stunned for a long time, then sighed, and murmured: "My Buddha is merciful, why did you ask me to meet Master Sun last night and Lu Xiaofeng this morning?"
Lu Xiaofeng stopped smiling suddenly, and asked hastily: "Did you see Master Sun? Where is he? I was just looking for him."
If he wanted to find Dazhi and Datong, he had to go through one person, and that person was Master Sun. Originally, Lu Xiaofeng wanted to go to one brothel after another, but now with the revelation from the honest monk, he has a direction.
But he just played the honest monk just now, how could the honest monk let Lu Xiaofeng fulfill his wish so easily?
As if he didn't hear Lu Xiaofeng's words, he still muttered: "Amitabha, it seems that bad things are absolutely unacceptable, I really deserve to die, the Bodhisattva should punish me to crawl back."
While chanting, the honest monk suddenly fell on the ground, and actually crawled away.
This kid, Jun Yuerao was really shocked. Does this guy have a brain problem?It's too crazy, right?
Lu Xiaofeng could only look at him and smile wryly, there was nothing else he could do.
Hua Manlou couldn't help asking, "Is he really crawling?"
Lu Xiaofeng sighed, "If this person says he wants to climb ten miles, he will definitely not only climb half a mile, because he is an honest monk."
Hua Manlou smiled and said, "It seems that he is not only an honest monk, but also a crazy monk."
"I think this person is crazy, his brain is definitely different from ordinary people." Jun Yuerao answered. "Why are everyone you know so weird?" But Lu Xiaofeng himself is not a normal person.
"He is pretending to be crazy, but he knows it better than anyone else." The honest monk is a person with a deep gap in his heart.
"Who is Master Sun?" Jun Yuerao remembered how much Lu Xiaofeng valued this person.
Mentioning Master Sun, Lu Xiaofeng became more interested and said, "This Master Sun's full name should be Grand Master Guisun."
Hua Manlou laughed and said, "How did he come up with such a good name?"
"Because he often said that when he has no money, he is Guisun and when he is rich, he is the grand master. He also happens to be named Sun, so others simply call him Master Sun." Lu Xiaofeng explained.
"Sure enough, the people you know are not normal. Huamanlou and I are definitely rare normal people." Jun Yuerao looked at Lu Xiaofeng speechlessly, wondering if she should stay away from him?
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