[Zhongyingmei] Emoji packs have their own ideas!

Please, please, please eat? !

Lin Jiaojiao's legs were so frightened that she didn't care if ordinary people invited her to dinner, the key is Hannibal Lecter!

Not to mention the horrible ingredients in the dishes he provided, even she herself may become someone else's dish after a meal!

Lin Jiaojiao stammered and wanted to refuse: "Teacher, this, this, this, this is not very good..."

"What's wrong? It's just a meal, not to mention that your Uncle Osborne is still my good friend." Hannibal reached out and pushed the plain mirror on the bridge of his nose, covering the expression in his eyes, but his tone was extraordinarily enthusiastic .

"If you're worried about Osborn, I can make a call for you." Hannibal didn't even give Lin Jiaojiao a chance to refuse, and took out his mobile phone to call Norman's.

"Hello?" The phone was connected, and it was indeed Norman's voice that came from the other end.

The corners of Hannibal's mouth curled up slightly, and his voice was not too loud, but it was just enough for Lin Jiaojiao to hear clearly: "Norman, I just met your goddaughter near home, she hasn't eaten yet, I'm going to take her to my place How about a meal?"

"That Jiaojiao is lucky, I remember Lecter, your cooking skills are top-notch."

"Okay, let's do it that way. I'll send you back your goddaughter in one piece later."

Immediately afterwards, Hannibal hung up the phone with a "snap".

Lucky? !Pooh!She is obviously unlucky!

And I don't know if it's an illusion, but Lin Jiaojiao always felt that when Hannibal said the word complete, she only felt the creeps all over her body, and even faintly felt that her liver hurt a little.

When she was in trouble, there was a person wandering leisurely from the other side of the street, saw the two, raised his eyebrows, and said: "Hey, Professor Lecter, and this student Lin, good afternoon ~"

Lin Jiaojiao, whose back was turned to that person, heard the familiar English accent, her scalp tingled instantly - after all, she had just attended class yesterday, and she hadn't forgotten it so quickly.

Although she didn't know why Mo Niang knew her, she still turned around and greeted him dryly, "Professor Moriarty, good afternoon too!"

Moriarty touched his chin with a smile: "Student Lin, you came just in time. I was planning to find someone to help me, but I ran into you, why don't you come with me to my office right away? "

Hannibal pushed his glasses, his eyes didn't fluctuate, but the words he said were sharp: "I'm sorry, my friend's daughter hasn't had lunch yet, and I don't think you, as a professor, would like to Your own students are hungry to serve you, right?"

Moriarty was naturally not to be outdone: "But I don't think people are willing to go to your house for dinner. Why don't you ask her what she thinks?"

In a word, they successfully attracted the eyes of the two people who were fighting each other to her, and the two sexy men ♂ perfectly interpreted to Lin Jiaojiao online what it means to have a wolf in front and a tiger in back. .

"Linda/Jiaojiao, what do you think?" Both of them stared at her, trying to see her "real" thoughts.

Lin Jiaojiao looked left and right, and once again felt what it means to be weak, innocent and helpless.

No matter which one she chooses, it will be a huge pit. The title of ogre is not for nothing, but Moriarty's reputation is not a castle in the air, but with the eyes of the two giants, she has to choose.

Lin Jiaojiao silently shed tears against the wind: This is a proposition that is more fatal than who should be rescued first when my mother and girlfriend fall into the water. Can I choose to dig a hole where I am and bury myself?

In the end, fortunately, due to a sudden incident at the school, the two "professors" who were diametrically opposed were called back to the school in time, which also gave Lin Jiaojiao a chance to escape back to the apartment.

In the smoky bar, the small TV on the bar suddenly jumped to the news channel——

"According to our reporter, a strange incident occurred at a warehouse near the Atlantic Ocean in Coney Island at noon today. Six gangster men were involved in a huge tornado, and this situation has continued until now. The specific reason Meteorologists are still discussing..."

This should be inconspicuous news, but unexpectedly attracted the attention of the man wearing the hat in the corner.

The other party raised his head, revealing the face that many people were familiar with—it was Loki who was supposed to return to God's Domain.

He stared at the news channel thoughtfully, inexplicably, his intuition told him that the reason behind this incident should have something to do with him being tricked into appearing in this horrible appearance.

Thinking of this, Loki couldn't help straightening the hat on his head with a gloomy face - if it wasn't for his magic that couldn't camouflage or remove this shape, he wouldn't be wearing this ugly hat that exploded!

Loki couldn't help clenching his back teeth, and tightened his hands holding the brim of his hat: If he finds out the culprit that caused him to be like this, he will never let that person go!

"Ah Choo—" "Ah Choo—"

As soon as she got back to the apartment, Lin Jiaojiao sneezed twice in a row, making Norman think she had a cold, and was about to call the family doctor, but Lin Jiaojiao hurriedly stopped her.

Lin Jiaojiao knows a lot about her body. She definitely doesn't have a cold. After thinking about it, she should have been talked about. After all, she has provoked a lot of people recently, and all of them are OTZs at the boss level.. ....

Little did she know that Lin Jiaojiao, who was already on the verge of losing her horse, calmly faced this bleak and shitty life. Anyway, if there were too many lice, she would not worry about it, and if she had too many debts, she would not be burdened.

Thinking of this, she leisurely picked up a cup of cappuccino and took a sip. Just as she was about to taste it, she heard a loud bang outside the door. At this time, Norman and Harry anxiously walked down the stairs. He ran up to her, not forgetting to shout: "Linda, come here!"

She subconsciously ran over following Norman's order.

As soon as she left, half of the apartment collapsed, directly burying the table she was leaning on before.

When Lin Jiaojiao fled to a safe place and turned her head, she saw such a scene that made her tremble.

Yao, Yaoshou!If she hadn't run away just now, she would have almost lost her life in it.

But why did it collapse? This mansion is not a tofu project!

At this moment, two huge people fell from the sky, and soon continued to wrestle together on the ruins-it was obvious that the collapse of the apartment just now was definitely a factor of these two people.

Lin Jiaojiao took a closer look, and from the color and body shape, she could tell that these two guys were the transformed Hank and Hulk.

After discovering that these two people were crushing her temporary residence, they actually wanted to flatten the remaining half of the apartment. Lin Jiaojiao couldn't help being furious. Send out [Happy Rich Woman Ball], but she didn't see that her finger actually clicked on the [Tongue Kiss.jpg] emoticon pack next to her.

Everyone present, including all members of the SHIELD Avengers X-Men who came in time, watched the two sides who were still fighting suddenly stop, Hank took the initiative to hug Hulk, and while he was not paying attention, gave Hulk gave him a tongue kiss.

The atmosphere suddenly became awkward and ambiguous.jpg