The self-cultivation of krypton gold boss [Comprehensive]

Tsuchimikado Itsuki thinks that the biggest gain of becoming an Onmyoji is probably these incredible experiences.Before this, he never imagined that he could still ride a giant snake in the hell like now. The lava flowed in the fissures around him, bursting from time to time, splashing golden-red liquid and falling on the snake-god's back. protection.

Sometimes the flames would suddenly become fierce and fly towards him wrapped in splashing lava. At this time, the snake demon guarding the snake god would react quickly, stand up, open its mouth, and——

Snake Demon: He——tui! ! !

Boss: ...

"Snake came in to see it before?" Tsuchimikado Itsuki found that Yamata no Orochi was very familiar with the route in hell. They had already climbed up the steep cliff, and the body of the giant snake under them was beating with a sense of strength. The road can also be forcibly opened, which can be said to be really overbearing.

【Um. 】Baqi Orochi lazily responded, in the other world, he is absolutely invincible, and there is no word "detour" in Snake's dictionary.A rock blocked the way, and he smashed his tail to pieces. He continued to walk forward, and brought his own guard of honor (snake demon).

[Although it is very barren, there are still a few interesting places. 】

The giant snake climbed up to the top of the mountain, and slowly stood upright, and Tsuchimikado Itsuki's sight suddenly rose a lot.He saw a huge river of lava meandering under this black-red steep mountain peak. The golden-red lethal heat expanded and contracted in the river of lava. Occasionally, a stream of lava would be violently ejected, melting half of the fan instantly. Mountain peaks... No wonder the surrounding mountains look like this.

[Here is the periphery. ] Yamata no Orochi said, [Onmyoji, look. 】

On the opposite side of the lava river with the tip of the giant snake's tail, there are continuous mountains, the same black and red color, but there are many small dots moving on it, it looks like... a living thing!

"Can any creature survive here?!" Tsuchimikado Itsuki was really surprised.

【Want to see it?I haven't seen it over there, but it doesn't matter. Do you want to see it? 】

"I thought about it!" The boss made no secret of his curiosity.

[Hmph...the onmyoji who is so proud of being pampered...] The snake spirit spat out a letter and complained triumphantly, 【You have to make me happy. 】

Such a thing as a face is completely unnecessary in front of your own shikigami!What an interesting new world!

Tsuchimikado Itsuki was barely able to circle half of the snake's body, touched the scales of the giant snake's lower jaw, and stroked the snake with extremely sophisticated techniques. Soon, the oldest evil god was so comfortable that his tail began to knot.

"Snake, take me?"

"snake?"

"snake?"

The sound was softer than the sound, the giant snake squinted its eyes, and swept its tail back and forth, being coaxed into elation.

Why is his onmyoji so cute? !

go!must go!He wants to make the Onmyoji a king of the mountain!

[For the sake of your sincerity... quickly hide yourself, I'll take you there. 】

Tsuchimikado Itsuki understood what Yamata no Orochi meant, and the creatures on the opposite side were all residents of hell, and they didn't know their nature. Snakes were fearless, but he couldn't, so it was better to hide them safely.

So without saying a word, he made a seal, and his body turned into a little paper man with a "bang".The little paper figurine wears a black hat, white hair hangs down on both sides of the cheeks, and a crane like a chicken is painted on the blue hunting clothes.The painting style of this devil seems to be that a peerless demon has intervened in the production of his nephew's shikigami, leaving behind such a shocking work of art that weeps ghosts and gods.

The little paper man has no facial features, and will communicate with Yamata no Orochi through consciousness next.He straightened his black hat, fell down with a "slap", and stuck it on the snake's head to hide, showing that he was well hidden.

Snake Snake was cute again by Onmyoji!He felt that the King of the Mountain was not enough, he had to dominate Hell!

The giant snake began to descend the mountain, and as he moved, the huge body covered with purple-black scales began to gradually expand.He had already changed enormously, but now he was gradually approaching a terrifying level!

When he raised his head carefully and slid into the huge river of lava, he needed to swim more than ten times to cross the river; when he landed on the bank of the river and stood up, he was already as huge as half a mountain peak !The giant snake whispered softly, watching those creatures running over in panic or fleeing far away.Most of these creatures are disheveled, emaciated, and full of sinful aura. They are obviously exiles.

Yamata no Orochi didn't care much about creatures other than Onmyoji, so he chose the most effective method.The rear half of his body that was still immersed in the river of lava lifted up—it was still stained with lava enough to kill other creatures—and with the arrogance and indifference of the ancient gods, he surrounded the mountain with his huge body, and smashed it down with his tail!The mountain rocks collapsed like a torrential rain, and the evil spirits in hell screamed and fell down!

He just flicked his tail lazily, and all the devils in hell who tried to resist knelt down.They knelt on the ruins of the mountains, speaking incomprehensible words that seemed to be begging for mercy, and kept begging the great god to forgive.

To forgive or not to forgive, it doesn't matter to the evil god.Seeing that all the evil spirits were kneeling down, and no one was looking at him, the giant snake quietly moved its eyeballs up and towards the center, to see his onmyoji.

Snake Snake: Hi, how angry!Even if I cross my eyes, I still can't see it!

The big guy and the little paper man seemed to know what he was doing, and answered a spiritual message neatly, hoping that Snake could ask some information from these evil spirits.For example, in the current hell environment, whether there is a leader, and if so, who is the leader and where is the problem, the evil spirits have been frightened to the point of tearing their livers, and they will definitely know everything.

It's great to have an onmyoji, he doesn't have to think about this kind of problem, it's really comfortable.Snake felt very satisfied and comfortable, so she gave up the plan to flick her tail again, and asked concisely:

[Periphery?leader?Where are the words? 】

The evil spirits trembled and said a few words, but the snake couldn't understand at all, and the huge snake tail raised up again——

A shimmering spell issued from the top of the giant snake's head, flew towards the kneeling evil ghost, and stuck to the evil ghost's head.In an instant, the strange language of the evil spirit turned into a telepathic sound transmission that both Yamata no Orochi and Tsuchimikado Itsuki could understand, with a lot of information.

"Here is hell." The evil spirit did not dare to resist the spell that was suddenly pasted on his forehead, thinking it was a trick of the snake god, and buried his head deeply, "We are exiles, and we have multiplied here for thousands of years. A curse on earth."

The snake god spat out the letter, lazily leaning against the ruins of the mountains, beckoning him to continue.

The evil ghost was scared to tears by the snake landslide that happened in front of him!He hurriedly continued, regardless of whether he could reveal it, he must survive first!

"There are two exceptionally powerful exiles who are our leaders. We follow them, so that when the two adults return to that world, we will follow them back."

"Of the two adults, the one with the lower status is called Yamamoto Gorozaemon; the one with the highest status is called..."

"Abe Seimei."

The snake god opened his vertical pupils wide in an instant. He felt that the onmyoji once named Abe Seimei and now named Tsuchimikado Itsuki was still lying on top of his head. Who is this guy who is causing trouble in hell?

The evil ghost felt that since the name was spoken, the snake god seemed to suddenly become agitated, and his fangs were slightly exposed, which frightened him so much that he wanted to cry.

I beg you to tell me which word hit my lung tube, we can all discuss it!

The name Abe Seimei is too powerful, and people who name it in later generations will involuntarily avoid such names. Since that person dares to call himself Abe Seimei, there must be some origin, or he is the Abe Seimei of this world.But Abe Seimei in this world actually fell into hell and became the leader of this low-level evil spirit in front of him. Snake felt uncomfortable all over his body, as if seeing Bai Xue being pushed into the mud.

Abe Seimei should be a romantic person, what is Abe Seimei in this world?

While he was restless, someone touched his head, telling him not to be angry, but to ask for clarification.

Soon, the evil spirit saw that giant snake stretched out its tail, and on the tip of the tail stood a little paper man in hunting clothes.The evil ghost subconsciously looked down at his tattered boxers, feeling ashamed for a while.

The creatures in hell don't wear much clothes, and the leader has always loved to run naked and unrestrained.He used to worry about whether he was too conservative and should follow the leader to cross the last moral bottom line or something, but now...

Thanks boxers!Give him some face!

[I have a few questions I want to ask you. 】The voice of the little paper figurine rang directly in his mind, 【What do you know about that Abe Seimei? 】

Probably because the head was full of the leader's unrestrained, his boxer pants, and his compatriots without clothes, the evil ghost subconsciously opened his mouth and said:

"Abe Seimei usually doesn't wear clothes."

Boss: ...

snake:……

Time seemed to stand still.The boss calmly recalled the life of his predecessor Xiangche BMW who was a successful person, recalled his all-powerful game life, and recalled his life in Ping'an Jing, worrying about the world... Clothes are usually indissoluble with him, no, It should be that clothes have an indissoluble bond with any human being who has morality, conscience and shame.He even thought of Teddy wearing a vest at Aunt Wang's house next door, and a bunch of fancy wings, hoods, warrior armors, etc., and a series of accessories for stray animals in the yard. These days, even animals are wearing fabrics to look cute. , Not wearing clothes is becoming an unbelievable phenomenon.

No, think about it calmly, is it because you take a shower and don't wear clothes?Of course, you must not wear clothes in the shower, so the so-called "Abe Seimei usually does not wear clothes" should refer to certain special periods.He doesn't know how to wear clothes when changing clothes, he shouldn't make a fuss, the evil spirit should be talking about those specific situations.Very good, that's it. After a calm analysis, he thinks it's acceptable.

shit!

"Have you been wearing no clothes, that person named Abe Seimei?" The boss confirmed it.

The evil ghost felt that this question was a little redundant, but he didn't dare to say it, and replied with a low eyebrow:

"Yes."

Yes……

Yes!

he said yes!

The son of the white fox, the so-called romantic man, the male god of Pingan Jing, the string in the boss's mind has finally been completely broken!

This is the worst insult the boss has ever heard in his life!It's an insult! !Sue him for defamation! ! !

Snake noticed that the big brother and the little paper figurine were shaking like a popcorn machine, and knew something was wrong, so she quickly retracted her tail and raised her head high.Don’t be angry, look at me throwing this rumor-monger into the magma, don’t be angry, onmyoji is the cutest and most perfect is a little fairy, are they all rumors and nonsense? Chirp!

The big guy and the little paper figurine squatted on the snake's tail with their backs to the snake, and after a while there was a small circle of blue paper under their feet, which was still gradually expanding.

snake:! ! !

Fuck onmyoji crying? ! !

How should he coax him now? ! !

Is it okay to perform Destroy Hell on the spot? ! !

Then Snake saw another pile of red paper under the little paper figurine's feet, and then there were papers of various colors in a mess, and a strand of white hair sticking to both sides of the cheek seemed to have fallen off.

Snake was immediately frightened.

There was another violent shaking, and the little paper figurine disintegrated on the spot, turning into a pile of shredded paper.

snake:! ! !

Fuck, the onmyoji exploded in anger? ! !

Just when the snake was completely square, its tail sank.Tsuchimikado Itsuki, who took the place of the little paper figurine, picked up the small pile of paper and stuffed it into his pocket.His technique was solved because of the problem of the paper figurine. Sure enough, things stuck with glue would not work after a long time. He didn't use the technique of turning himself into a small paper figurine very much. He only dug out an old paper figurine, and this accident happened.

When he looked up, the snake god was looking at him with teary eyes.

Boss: ? ? ?

With a "wow", Snake plunged its head into his arms.

Snake: I thought my onmyoji was gone——

The author has something to say:

Snake Snake is the ceiling of this article's combat power. Everyone in the world can't pinch his tail enough to dominate it. It's a hell of a joke 23333

Snake Snake: Scared me to death wow——

Snake Snake: Onmyoji, you can't do anything wrong——