Sand Sculpture Childhood Friends Are the Most Lethal

November 1, X

haze

The air quality is so bad today!It is estimated that even if a person with 5.3 eyesight stands in the square, it will be difficult to see the portrait of **** hanging on the city tower.

As night falls, I stand in the office and look out the window, always having the illusion that I am going blind OTZ

Because no matter what I look at, it is always indistinct, as if separated by a layer of veil.Standing upstairs, I can't even see the sign QAQ of the convenience store downstairs

Just when I was debating whether to take a taxi or drive home by myself, that sand sculpture called me again.He said he was sorry for scribbling on my wall, and to make up for my broken heart he was going to buy me dinner and drive me home.

Hmm... Although this guy usually idles around all day long and doesn't do serious things, his driving skills are really good, and he almost became a professional racing driver earlier.

With the idea that I can go home by car, I happily accepted his proposal o(*￣▽￣*)ブ

However, it turns out that I was still too naive...

I thought that the smog was so severe that he would drive the car more stably and give full play to the good qualities of the old driver, but I didn't expect this guy to use the road as a racing track~(TロT)σThe speed soared to the sky.

I feel like I’ve never been so scared on a roller coaster, and my legs are still weak when I get off the ride OTZ

Wouldn't it be good to drive well? !Nothing to show off your driving skills? !

After going through all this, I made up my mind to blackmail him for dinner, but this guy actually invited me to eat Golden Arches, that’s right, it’s the legendary holy place for homework for elementary school students——Golden Arches!

QUQ Why do I want to kill him so much!

But that guy didn't seem to feel awkward at all, he told me to occupy a seat with ease, and he went to the front desk to order food, and the whole set of actions was done smoothly and smoothly.

With the idea that what comes is safe, I found a corner and sat down.

However, I don't know if it's an illusion, I always feel that someone is looking at me...

QAQ After all, I'm a public figure, so can't this guy save me some face and invite me to a higher-end place for dinner?

It’s okay to cook instant noodles for me when I go back, why do I have to come to the Golden Arches for dinner OTZ obviously eating this kind of food is not healthy at all...

But having said that, the pie at the Golden Arches is really delicious (~￣▽￣)~Even if you know it’s unhealthy, you can’t help but want to eat it~

November 1, X

sunny

I used to only know that drinking can cause a hangover, but I didn't expect motion sickness to have a hangover.

I took the car driven by that sand sculpture last night, and my head was still dizzy until the morning, and I felt like vomiting.

In this state, when I saw the "masterpiece" on the wall, I found it more eye-catching.

I really can't figure out how that guy drew such an ugly thing.

After all, he is also a person who has completed the nine-year compulsory education. It is impossible that he has never taken art classes, right? !Why is this guy acting like he never had any aesthetic education? !

I was suddenly a little thankful that he used black and blue ink to complete this "masterpiece". If it was changed to red, the cleaning aunt would probably call the police directly after she arrived, thinking that a murder happened in my house and it became a murder scene... and That thing on the wall that people can't see through is the last death message left by the deceased (me) during his lifetime...

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but found a marker pen, wrote "Wu Yunfei" next to the "masterpiece", and drew a big arrow.

I want everyone to know that this sand sculpture ruined my wall!