Duan Shubai drank more than a dozen jars of wine by himself, and he was satisfied.
After the banquet was over, he returned to the room with a wine jar. Just as he was about to enter the room, Duan Shubai thought about it with his head full of wine, and hid the wine jar by the door. After a while, he lifted the wine jar again, drank it all in one breath, then clapped his hands in satisfaction, and kicked the round wine jar away from the ground.
The wine jar rolled and rolled to a distant pillar and stopped.
The lights in the room were all extinguished, Xiao Yuhe left the door for him, Duan Shubai tiptoedly opened the door to enter, and he went in, Xiao Yuhe who was lying on the bed lit the lamp and got up, wearing obscene clothes, with bare feet Let's light some candles.
"Yuhe, you haven't slept yet."
"Can't sleep, waiting for you."
Duan Shubai walked into the room and sat down at the table. He smelled of alcohol now, and he was like a wine jar. Xiao Yuhe poured him a cup of tea in the past. Duan Shubai took the tea cup in his hand, looked at While drinking tea by candlelight, he suddenly joked, "You won't pour me the hangover soup, will you?"
Duan Shubai recalled that the bowl of hangover soup he drank was also handed over by Xiao Yuhe so calmly, and now recalling it is still a little creepy, and he feels sorry for him.
But he snickered in his heart, Xiao Yuhe dared to cheat him like that at the beginning because the two of them hadn't talked about their relationship yet, but now he is his own good husband, he loves and cares about her husband the most, how could he be willing to use that sourness Baji's Hangover Soup is here to greet him.
Duan Shubai smiled sweetly, opened the teacup and took a breath, the tea was still warm.
Wearing a thick fur cloak, Xiao Yuhe looked at Duan Shubai under the candlelight with his chin propped on his hands. The more he looked at the "beauty" under the lamp, the more interesting he looked. His husband was indeed very handsome, and he was the most outstanding among a group of soldiers. The most heroic, the most attractive to his young master Xiao's eyes.
Hearing Duan Shubai's words, he blinked his pretty fox eyes, smiled lightly, and said a calm word with his ruddy lips, "It's hangover soup, haven't you smelled it?"
Duan Shubai: "???"
Duan Shubai's hands froze, and he almost choked on his own spit.
You really can't be too confident.
Duan Shubai's mouth twitched: "I really have to thank you for reminding my husband."
Xiao Yuhe nodded with a gentle smile, staring at him with a pair of watery eyes, as if waiting for him to drink the hangover soup.
Facing those eyes, Duan Shubai looked at the swaying water in the teacup, closed his eyes, gulped down like a strong man, opened his eyes again, pulled the chair across to Xiao Yu and the two of them, eye to eye , Nose to nose, Xiao Yu and the smile on the corner of his mouth were blocked directly before he could pop out.
"Mmmmmmm...um——"
Xiao Yuhe struggled desperately, but he still couldn't stop the soup from passing between his lips and tongue. The taste of this hangover soup was irritating, even more sour than freshly picked green oranges. He didn't swallow it, and now he poured half of it into Xiao Yuhe's mouth.
Extreme joy begets sorrow!
Xiao Yuhe dipped his chopsticks into the soup to taste the sobering soup, but now he was swallowed half a mouthful, the sour taste hit his nose, and his tongue didn't seem to be his own.
Duan Shubai didn't feel well either, Xiao Yuhe didn't know how to make this soup, it tasted exactly like boiled white vinegar, it was deadly.
After the two separated.
A pair of fox eyes, a pair of phoenix eyes, tears were forced out of both eyes.
If someone who didn't know saw the appearance of the two of them at this time, they would think it was the little lover who was reluctant to say goodbye, holding hands and looking at each other with tears in his eyes, reluctant to part.
"Cough cough—cough." Xiao Yuhe was so choked that he couldn't speak.
Duan Shubai couldn't help being happy when he saw Xiao Yuhe's eyes shining brightly, especially those red and tender lips that had been bitten, making people unable to resist bullying him again.
Just do it, Duan Shubai hugged Xiao Yuhe into his arms, gnawed his lips and tongue, and swept the remaining soup in his mouth into his own mouth, let alone, between the warm tongue bed After walking around for a while, the originally unacceptable smell of white vinegar has become as sweet as willow nectar.
"If your hangover soup is boiled like this in the future, the general will not be unacceptable."
"Just dream." After Xiao Yu finished talking, he took out a handkerchief to wipe his tears, and then wiped it for Duan Shubai. When he saw the tears in the eyes of a certain man, Xiao Yu and Yuan were still angry. Time to be happy.
"Husband, just like Tuantuan, you lost the golden bean."
Duan Shubai let out a laugh: "We Tuantuan is the one who only thunders but never rains." He pinched Xiao Yuhe's chin, sighed and pretended to be pitiful: "You are a little enemy, all the tears in this life are worthless." It's for you."
"Isn't it just this time? I've only seen your tears today, but I've cried several times in front of you. Who am I to reason with?"
Duan Shubai hurriedly hugged his beloved little husband into his arms and coaxed Shunmao, purring like a kitten, Xiao Yuhe lazily yawned in his arms, "There is something for you on the table Some hangover side dishes, just eat a little, so as not to wake up tomorrow morning with a headache."
Duan Shubai responded with a smile, and the two of them chatted one after another.
Xiao Yuhe recalled some words he had heard during the banquet before, and couldn't help but asked curiously: "Husband, that Nie Kun in the north asked someone to arrange you in such a way to tarnish your reputation, do you just let him talk nonsense?"
Xiao Yuhe also heard that there were scholars making trouble at the gate of the city a few days ago. Those words that slandered his husband made Xiao Yuhe full of anger. From his point of view, this group of people should be taught a good lesson and drive them away. Rongzhou is considered cheap for them.
The chief culprit of this group of scholars' troubles was Nie Kun from Rongzhou, who asked someone to make irresponsible remarks and ruin his husband's reputation. From the mouths of the men who came from Rongzhou, Nie Kun also let people rumor that his family The husband is extremely vicious, not only lawless, he doesn't take the monarch seriously, that bitch loves to drink, and often uses the heart and liver of young children as a side dish - even the wine he drinks is brewed with human blood. A jar of wine will kill a person.
The wine Duan Shubai drank was obviously brewed by him, Xiao Yuhe didn't have the ability to brew wine with blood.
Duan Shubai ate the mung bean snack in his hand, but he didn't have time to answer. This mung bean cake must have been made by Xiao Yuhe himself. It was sweet but not greasy. The steamed mung bean paste had a delicate rustling feeling, which was most in line with his preference.At the previous banquet, Xiao Yu and the chef had prepared a lot of dishes and wanted to serve them on the table. Duan Shu saw it with a sharp eye, and asked someone to remove it in advance, and only put it on his table.
Duan Shubai has selfish intentions, he doesn't want other people to eat the food cooked by his beloved Yuhe himself.
Seeing that he didn't reply to his words, Xiao Yuhe was dissatisfied, and kicked him: "Why don't you talk, forget the air you used to teach your wife in the house before? Why don't you dare to bring rumors about you when others spread rumors about you?" Aren't you very good at curbing the source of the rumors?"
"Pretend to be a wolf with a big tail in front of me, but become a persimmon to others?"
"You still say I'm a doormat, I think you're going to be a doormat too."
Xiao Yuhe talked more and more vigorously. He still remembered the feud with the stick that day. Although he believed that his husband had a strategy to deal with it and would never suffer, it did not prevent him from gaining a few words of prestige in his mouth at this time, saying Some words come out a few breaths.
The more he and Duan Shubai quarreled, the happier they became, and no one was angry with the other.
Duan Shubai snorted and grabbed his ankle, "I found that you little fox is learning to choke people more and more."
Xiao Yuhe pretended to be obedient, and said solemnly: "Of course, Yuhe remembers every word my husband said, and is always vigilant."
"You." Duan Shubai pointed helplessly at his forehead, the red cinnabar mole became more and more charming under the candlelight, making Xiao Yuhe's handsome face more profound and coquettish.
"Who said that your husband is going to be a doormat? Don't worry, if the enemy enters me a foot, I will pay him back."
Xiao Yuhe looked at him with his arms crossed, raised his eyebrows, "Why do you pay it back?"
Duan Shubai looked at him with a smile, also raised his eyebrows, took out something from his chest pocket, it was a few pages of black and white paper, Xiao Yuhe took the large sheets of paper, and said curiously: "You What is it? The proclamation you wrote? You want to paste it at the gate of the city to expose Nie Kun's evil deeds?"
"What's on it? The Four States Union?"
"What the hell is this? Nie Kun imprisoned the emperor...Forcibly forced to make a will...This is really daring to write. Let me look in the middle. The people who print the small print have a headache, and there is Xinyangcheng West Street Printing Factory in the middle Recruiting long-term workers... The signature dishes of Zuiyang Tower in Yangcheng are the best in the world, welcome to come and taste them, [-]% off from the first day to the [-]th day of the new year, what the hell is this, and how messed up it is." Xiao Yuhe said to this book, I am puzzled by the strange manuscripts that are said to be calligraphic essays and don't look like them. Several large and wide printed fonts and pictures are stacked together. Is it a legal announcement?
Which company's legal announcement will promote which signature dish is the best in the world...
Duan Shubai explained to him: "This is called a newspaper."
"newspaper?"
"Well, in addition to this four-state joint newspaper, there is also this Yangbao, which is a newspaper that we will publish in the future. Some sensational events will be recorded on it, so that the common people can watch happily and learn about the history of several major states. Condition."
Duan Shubai had already prepared to publish a newspaper. Nie Kun controlled the public opinion and found a bunch of literati to criticize him, bragging about his achievements, and Nie Kun bragging about it only affected a few poor literati.
And he publishes a large number of newspapers, and I will brag about your achievements. This is the same as the news broadcast. The hearts of the common people are drawn here.
He recently built schools in four state universities to popularize education and teach the common people to know some basic characters-of course, this will take a long time to bear fruit.
If his newspaper wants to sell and expand its influence, it depends on the group of storytellers he cultivated early on, and they will also work part-time as newspaper readers in the future!
After the banquet was over, he returned to the room with a wine jar. Just as he was about to enter the room, Duan Shubai thought about it with his head full of wine, and hid the wine jar by the door. After a while, he lifted the wine jar again, drank it all in one breath, then clapped his hands in satisfaction, and kicked the round wine jar away from the ground.
The wine jar rolled and rolled to a distant pillar and stopped.
The lights in the room were all extinguished, Xiao Yuhe left the door for him, Duan Shubai tiptoedly opened the door to enter, and he went in, Xiao Yuhe who was lying on the bed lit the lamp and got up, wearing obscene clothes, with bare feet Let's light some candles.
"Yuhe, you haven't slept yet."
"Can't sleep, waiting for you."
Duan Shubai walked into the room and sat down at the table. He smelled of alcohol now, and he was like a wine jar. Xiao Yuhe poured him a cup of tea in the past. Duan Shubai took the tea cup in his hand, looked at While drinking tea by candlelight, he suddenly joked, "You won't pour me the hangover soup, will you?"
Duan Shubai recalled that the bowl of hangover soup he drank was also handed over by Xiao Yuhe so calmly, and now recalling it is still a little creepy, and he feels sorry for him.
But he snickered in his heart, Xiao Yuhe dared to cheat him like that at the beginning because the two of them hadn't talked about their relationship yet, but now he is his own good husband, he loves and cares about her husband the most, how could he be willing to use that sourness Baji's Hangover Soup is here to greet him.
Duan Shubai smiled sweetly, opened the teacup and took a breath, the tea was still warm.
Wearing a thick fur cloak, Xiao Yuhe looked at Duan Shubai under the candlelight with his chin propped on his hands. The more he looked at the "beauty" under the lamp, the more interesting he looked. His husband was indeed very handsome, and he was the most outstanding among a group of soldiers. The most heroic, the most attractive to his young master Xiao's eyes.
Hearing Duan Shubai's words, he blinked his pretty fox eyes, smiled lightly, and said a calm word with his ruddy lips, "It's hangover soup, haven't you smelled it?"
Duan Shubai: "???"
Duan Shubai's hands froze, and he almost choked on his own spit.
You really can't be too confident.
Duan Shubai's mouth twitched: "I really have to thank you for reminding my husband."
Xiao Yuhe nodded with a gentle smile, staring at him with a pair of watery eyes, as if waiting for him to drink the hangover soup.
Facing those eyes, Duan Shubai looked at the swaying water in the teacup, closed his eyes, gulped down like a strong man, opened his eyes again, pulled the chair across to Xiao Yu and the two of them, eye to eye , Nose to nose, Xiao Yu and the smile on the corner of his mouth were blocked directly before he could pop out.
"Mmmmmmm...um——"
Xiao Yuhe struggled desperately, but he still couldn't stop the soup from passing between his lips and tongue. The taste of this hangover soup was irritating, even more sour than freshly picked green oranges. He didn't swallow it, and now he poured half of it into Xiao Yuhe's mouth.
Extreme joy begets sorrow!
Xiao Yuhe dipped his chopsticks into the soup to taste the sobering soup, but now he was swallowed half a mouthful, the sour taste hit his nose, and his tongue didn't seem to be his own.
Duan Shubai didn't feel well either, Xiao Yuhe didn't know how to make this soup, it tasted exactly like boiled white vinegar, it was deadly.
After the two separated.
A pair of fox eyes, a pair of phoenix eyes, tears were forced out of both eyes.
If someone who didn't know saw the appearance of the two of them at this time, they would think it was the little lover who was reluctant to say goodbye, holding hands and looking at each other with tears in his eyes, reluctant to part.
"Cough cough—cough." Xiao Yuhe was so choked that he couldn't speak.
Duan Shubai couldn't help being happy when he saw Xiao Yuhe's eyes shining brightly, especially those red and tender lips that had been bitten, making people unable to resist bullying him again.
Just do it, Duan Shubai hugged Xiao Yuhe into his arms, gnawed his lips and tongue, and swept the remaining soup in his mouth into his own mouth, let alone, between the warm tongue bed After walking around for a while, the originally unacceptable smell of white vinegar has become as sweet as willow nectar.
"If your hangover soup is boiled like this in the future, the general will not be unacceptable."
"Just dream." After Xiao Yu finished talking, he took out a handkerchief to wipe his tears, and then wiped it for Duan Shubai. When he saw the tears in the eyes of a certain man, Xiao Yu and Yuan were still angry. Time to be happy.
"Husband, just like Tuantuan, you lost the golden bean."
Duan Shubai let out a laugh: "We Tuantuan is the one who only thunders but never rains." He pinched Xiao Yuhe's chin, sighed and pretended to be pitiful: "You are a little enemy, all the tears in this life are worthless." It's for you."
"Isn't it just this time? I've only seen your tears today, but I've cried several times in front of you. Who am I to reason with?"
Duan Shubai hurriedly hugged his beloved little husband into his arms and coaxed Shunmao, purring like a kitten, Xiao Yuhe lazily yawned in his arms, "There is something for you on the table Some hangover side dishes, just eat a little, so as not to wake up tomorrow morning with a headache."
Duan Shubai responded with a smile, and the two of them chatted one after another.
Xiao Yuhe recalled some words he had heard during the banquet before, and couldn't help but asked curiously: "Husband, that Nie Kun in the north asked someone to arrange you in such a way to tarnish your reputation, do you just let him talk nonsense?"
Xiao Yuhe also heard that there were scholars making trouble at the gate of the city a few days ago. Those words that slandered his husband made Xiao Yuhe full of anger. From his point of view, this group of people should be taught a good lesson and drive them away. Rongzhou is considered cheap for them.
The chief culprit of this group of scholars' troubles was Nie Kun from Rongzhou, who asked someone to make irresponsible remarks and ruin his husband's reputation. From the mouths of the men who came from Rongzhou, Nie Kun also let people rumor that his family The husband is extremely vicious, not only lawless, he doesn't take the monarch seriously, that bitch loves to drink, and often uses the heart and liver of young children as a side dish - even the wine he drinks is brewed with human blood. A jar of wine will kill a person.
The wine Duan Shubai drank was obviously brewed by him, Xiao Yuhe didn't have the ability to brew wine with blood.
Duan Shubai ate the mung bean snack in his hand, but he didn't have time to answer. This mung bean cake must have been made by Xiao Yuhe himself. It was sweet but not greasy. The steamed mung bean paste had a delicate rustling feeling, which was most in line with his preference.At the previous banquet, Xiao Yu and the chef had prepared a lot of dishes and wanted to serve them on the table. Duan Shu saw it with a sharp eye, and asked someone to remove it in advance, and only put it on his table.
Duan Shubai has selfish intentions, he doesn't want other people to eat the food cooked by his beloved Yuhe himself.
Seeing that he didn't reply to his words, Xiao Yuhe was dissatisfied, and kicked him: "Why don't you talk, forget the air you used to teach your wife in the house before? Why don't you dare to bring rumors about you when others spread rumors about you?" Aren't you very good at curbing the source of the rumors?"
"Pretend to be a wolf with a big tail in front of me, but become a persimmon to others?"
"You still say I'm a doormat, I think you're going to be a doormat too."
Xiao Yuhe talked more and more vigorously. He still remembered the feud with the stick that day. Although he believed that his husband had a strategy to deal with it and would never suffer, it did not prevent him from gaining a few words of prestige in his mouth at this time, saying Some words come out a few breaths.
The more he and Duan Shubai quarreled, the happier they became, and no one was angry with the other.
Duan Shubai snorted and grabbed his ankle, "I found that you little fox is learning to choke people more and more."
Xiao Yuhe pretended to be obedient, and said solemnly: "Of course, Yuhe remembers every word my husband said, and is always vigilant."
"You." Duan Shubai pointed helplessly at his forehead, the red cinnabar mole became more and more charming under the candlelight, making Xiao Yuhe's handsome face more profound and coquettish.
"Who said that your husband is going to be a doormat? Don't worry, if the enemy enters me a foot, I will pay him back."
Xiao Yuhe looked at him with his arms crossed, raised his eyebrows, "Why do you pay it back?"
Duan Shubai looked at him with a smile, also raised his eyebrows, took out something from his chest pocket, it was a few pages of black and white paper, Xiao Yuhe took the large sheets of paper, and said curiously: "You What is it? The proclamation you wrote? You want to paste it at the gate of the city to expose Nie Kun's evil deeds?"
"What's on it? The Four States Union?"
"What the hell is this? Nie Kun imprisoned the emperor...Forcibly forced to make a will...This is really daring to write. Let me look in the middle. The people who print the small print have a headache, and there is Xinyangcheng West Street Printing Factory in the middle Recruiting long-term workers... The signature dishes of Zuiyang Tower in Yangcheng are the best in the world, welcome to come and taste them, [-]% off from the first day to the [-]th day of the new year, what the hell is this, and how messed up it is." Xiao Yuhe said to this book, I am puzzled by the strange manuscripts that are said to be calligraphic essays and don't look like them. Several large and wide printed fonts and pictures are stacked together. Is it a legal announcement?
Which company's legal announcement will promote which signature dish is the best in the world...
Duan Shubai explained to him: "This is called a newspaper."
"newspaper?"
"Well, in addition to this four-state joint newspaper, there is also this Yangbao, which is a newspaper that we will publish in the future. Some sensational events will be recorded on it, so that the common people can watch happily and learn about the history of several major states. Condition."
Duan Shubai had already prepared to publish a newspaper. Nie Kun controlled the public opinion and found a bunch of literati to criticize him, bragging about his achievements, and Nie Kun bragging about it only affected a few poor literati.
And he publishes a large number of newspapers, and I will brag about your achievements. This is the same as the news broadcast. The hearts of the common people are drawn here.
He recently built schools in four state universities to popularize education and teach the common people to know some basic characters-of course, this will take a long time to bear fruit.
If his newspaper wants to sell and expand its influence, it depends on the group of storytellers he cultivated early on, and they will also work part-time as newspaper readers in the future!
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