Gay I can gain fans, really PUBG

Ruan Yi almost choked himself to death with a mouthful of saliva: "... Cough cough, you don't need to ask cough... I..."

"Okay, okay, I won't ask next time, don't ask next time, Miao Miao, don't get excited, drink some water." Ji Hang said while pulling Ruan Yi's box and said seriously, "Miao Miao, I can wear you How much is your little skirt, I’m sure I can eat chicken if I wear it.”

He was so excited.

Ruan Yi coughed for a while before saying: "That skirt is not mine."

"What's the matter, as long as it is worn by you, it has been illuminated." The black man changed into a small skirt and said, "It's not a big problem."

- "??????"

- "Why is this person so thick-skinned???"

- "Dad didn't call out, and he didn't wear women's clothes, so he wanted to lie to Miaomiao's little skirt?"

- "Miao Miao drink some water"

"Huh? Why did it become women's clothing, just a small skirt, Miao Miao, do you want to see me in a small skirt?" Ji Hang didn't shy away from this.

Ruan Yi: "...that's all? You... just spray the medicine, the poison becomes painful."

There are a lot of boxes here, and there is no shortage of medicines. Just during the time Ji Hang chatted with him, he bought three first aid kits, which is extravagant.

"That Miao Miao, am I just handsome?" Ji Hang even sighed, "Speaking of which, every time Miao Miao calls me by my name."

Ruan Yi was selectively deaf again: "...Handsome, hurry up and run away from the poison."

"Then if I eat chicken in this game, can Miao Miao call me 'Brother Hang' in the future." Xiao Gongju said to negotiate conditions.

Ruan Yi looked weakly at the black man squatting beside his box: "...I'm going to be poisoned to death."

Now Ji Hang's packing frequency has skyrocketed, but he just wants the young man to hold it up to the end: "Just say it, just say it, I haven't eaten chicken in two years."

Ruan Yi raised his forehead: "...I call, you go quickly."

You haven't played for two years, and it's not that you have been playing and not being able to eat.

In fact, Ruan Yi couldn't understand himself again.

Knowing that Ji Hang is so gay, he is probably doing it for the effect of the show, and he came back after two years to gain popularity and sell it. In the end, he was actually successfully "threatened" by this inexplicable logic.

Anyway, he wasn't the one who was going to be poisoned to death. In the past, he would leave early and restart the game. How can we wait until now.

However, it is clear that Ji Hang's brain circuit is completely beyond his comprehension.

He has already gotten a satisfactory answer, and while giving himself painkillers to increase energy, he is reluctant to part with himself: "Then I'm leaving."

Ruan Yi: "...Let's go."

Ji Hang: "It's really gone."

Ruan Yi paused for two seconds: "Please! Let's go!"

Ji Hang's heart surged when he was yelled at: "Just because of your 'Brother Hang', I will definitely eat this one..."

【Jiaobaba kills Lucky-Green with M416 headshot】

Ruan Yi: "???"

Ji Hang: "????"

Barrage:"?????"

Barrage: "Wait, this id..."

"Why are you talking so much nonsense? If you really don't want to leave, don't leave." A childish voice that obviously hasn't even experienced the voice change period suddenly sounded.

Everyone saw a person digging out from the wall of the nearby room area, he stepped on Ji Hang's black head and happily licked his bag, "What's wrong with you two, you two are separated in the same row even though you know each other."

"I rely on my 'Brother Hang'!!!" Ji Hang's whole body is not good now, there are too many flaws, he doesn't know where to start, "No, how do you know that we always separate solo , but little brother, you... wait, I remember you! Why is it you again, fellow townsman!"

The more Ji Hang thought about it, the more angry he became: "So little brother, you were blown to death by me yesterday, and you were out of balance to find fault, but didn't I also get killed by you once before, it's evened!"

The bullet screen is crazy "hahaha": "You not only beat people to death, but you also watched them to death"

In addition to the last time, this is the second time Ruan Yi was shocked by the Tibetans in the drug circle: "Why are you still in the drug circle..."

"I was looking for you, but you died." The little brother's voice was crisp and crisp, "I didn't respond to the chatterbox when I touched it so close. I thought he didn't wear headphones. I knew you two were dealing with drugs and dating. won't come."

Just as Ruan Yi wanted to ask him what he was looking for, he heard the last sentence: "???"

"What is chatterbox..." Ji Hang also changed the topic, "Hey brother, you understand too well. Are you an adult, so I'm so sorry."

"I'm not an adult, so I don't understand the fun of you adults playing solo and chatting with each other." The little brother said frankly.

Ruan Yi: "...???"

"We have played several times in the same game. You are very good as the anchor, and you can always be seen in the upper right corner." The little brother obviously came straight to Ruan Yi, and didn't care about what Ji Hang said earlier. "How long have you been playing, anchor."

"Ah?" Ruan Yi was a little puzzled by this development, why suddenly everyone was looking for him.

"I went to Lemon TV to watch your video later." The little brother stepped on Ji Hang's box and said, "I want to double row with you."

This time, before Ruan Yi could make a sound, Ji Hang exploded again: "Hey little brother, wait a moment! If you admire, you will admire, why are you still in a double row! Can you pay attention to first come first come first!"

Little brother: "You are so good, you will die."

Ji Hang: "..."

"Go to Steam to get a refund. It's a waste of money to buy this game for 98 yuan." The little brother made it clear that Ji Hang's game experience was a waste of money.

- "Hahahahaha the world is real, I'm afraid this little brother is not the emperor of truth"

- "Where did Hang Ge 98 buy PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds? It's obviously a skydiving simulator"

Ruan Yi tried his best to bear it, but when he opened his mouth, his voice was full of smiles: "Otherwise, let's escape the poison."

Barrage: "Miao Miao defaults hahahahahahahahahahahaha" "

Ji Hang stared: "Miao Miao!"

Little brother: "Call the anchor and you can cook too."

Ruan Yi couldn't bear it anymore: "Hahaha cough..."

"Little brother, you will pay the price for what you said." Ji Hang showed a fierce yet polite smile in front of the camera, "Brother is going to show you the dark side of society in advance today..."

Before he finished talking nonsense, the little brother simply stopped taking the medicine, stepped on Ji Hang's corpse and said indifferently: "Food is the original sin, understand?"

Ji Hang: "..."

Ruan Yi, Barrage: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"

"I'm autistic." Ji Hang covered his face with his hands, "The kind that can be coaxed well."

Ruan Yi used his mobile phone to enter Ji Hang's live broadcast room as early as when he was turned into a box.

Looking at the person in the lower right corner who started to perform online autism, Ruan Yi smiled sweetly with dimples: "I just realized after watching you fight that you are more decisive in shooting than me. You are not that good, really."

Ji Hang: "..."

Barrage: "It's not that good, so it's still a bit of food hahahahaha"

"Tsk." The little brother asked Ruan Yi for advice in a tone that didn't care about your little father-in-law, "Then three people and four rows?"

"Okay, but are you planning to poison me here with us?" Ruan Yi laughed inwardly, is it common to be addicted to drugs now?

Although the little brother talked a little crazy, but he was not offensive, at least he knew that Ji Hang definitely didn't take it to heart.

No, Ji Hang revived instantly when he heard Ruan Yi's words, and he was the first to protest.

"We can't be poisoned to death together! You know I've been waiting 500 years for my sweet double row with Miaomiao! How can you bear to intervene! And today is Monday, you children should obediently go back to class! What games are you playing!"

As soon as Ji Hang finished speaking, there was an extra box on the ground, and it said to Ji Hang: "The anchor said it's ok, why are you still struggling?"

At this time, a local kakao who ran away from drugs passed by.

He looked at the three boxes neatly lined up next to the messy airdrop box, chatting with each other, with a confused look on his face: "&*￥%#@..."

Everyone was first immersed in the shock of the fact that there were people in the poison, and then they were immediately amused by Ji Hang.

Ji Hang joked, "I guess this Ouba was frightened crazy. When I ran into three chatterboxes chatting in the poison, I didn't know that I thought there was something wrong with my earphones."

"They're all Chinese." The little brother added.

I have heard a lot of cross talk, and as a habit, everyone was waiting for Ruan Yi to speak, but he surprised them again as soon as he spoke.

Ruan Yi communicated with the passing Korean brother without any obstacles. He spoke Korean with a hoarse voice, and his voice and accent were sexy.

It doesn't matter if you don't understand it, and it doesn't affect the auditory feast.

This confusing conversation ended when the Korean brother rode on the small motorcycle parked by Ji Hang. The last sentence the little brother left for everyone was "Kangsang Hamida".

- "From the beginning to the end, I understood that this sentence means 'thank you'"

"He just got off the line and came up." Ruan Yi simply relayed the information he asked, "Running poison all the way, packing all the way, and then bumped into us."

Ji Hang frowned and nodded seriously: "Yeah, I forgot, our Miaomiao Ouba can not only speak English, but also Korean, my God, who will say that you can't find a job after graduation? Come to the live broadcast, I will help you break his dog legs."

Ruan Yi laughed, and did not respond to the question about work, but only smiled and said: "Not many will, and 'Ouba' is used by girls to call boys."

"Then it's just right for him to call." The little brother answered it casually.

Ji Hang: "...Can you do it anyway, little brother, you should be thankful that I didn't ask you to pay for my 'Brother Hang', you still hate me?"

"Even if I don't come, you won't be able to eat the chicken, so why bother." After hearing the whole process, the little brother in the corner said firmly.

The words "Why bother" at the end choked Ji Hang, almost unable to maintain a smirk.

The barrage has already started frantically swiping the screen with "Why bother".

- "Although I really want to defend Brother Hang, but"

- "Although I, as Brother Hang, Du Wei shouldn't laugh at him with others, but"

- "Although this younger brother speaks a little crazy, but"

In short, the final conclusion is a threesome.

Because the little brother said that he has to move to another city with his family tomorrow, and he may not have time to play games for a long time.

You said that this kind of "before you leave" just to ask the anchor to get rid of the scene, how can Ji Hang refuse.

"That's what you said, I just don't care about you because of the long time between me and Miaomiao." The little man frowned and threatened the little brother seriously, "If I let you in the next two I saw you pestering Miao Miao on the account for a week, and I will sue your teacher!"

- "The days are still long"

- "Tell the teacher hahahahahahahaha"

- "The standard aviation is three years old"

Ruan Yi was amused in his heart, he felt that when he was with this person, the dimples on his face seemed to have never disappeared, which was quite miraculous.

"Ah, that's true." Ji Hang held his heart in front of the camera and murmured brokenly, "My little heart, if I don't line up with Miao Miao every day, I don't feel good every day, especially when I think of three people and four lines with this little brat. , the right eyelid twitched."

As a result, this row was really full of ghosts, which made Ji Hang's words come true.

The three of them had just added friends and lined up in the quality square, when everyone saw through the camera that the screen of Ji Hang's phone on the side lit up, and a message came in—"Is the handsome guy there?"

The author has something to say: Note, skydiving simulator: generally refers to the chicken that falls to the ground and dies quickly. Others are rushing to eat chicken, so he can only rush to skydive.