Gay I can gain fans, really PUBG

- "Close the door???"

- "Ah, ah, brother Hang is really handsome"

- "What just happened"

- "Caught off guard, these two people have a common little secret"

- "Suddenly the fairy speaks"

- "Brother Hang has become stronger?"

- "I really feel like I missed two episodes right now"

- "Brother Hang ate spinach again today"

- "I'm confused, I don't understand"

While the barrage was being discussed, Ji Hang started drawing the outlines close to the faces of the people. Even at such a short distance, he could make a mess of water, as if he had run out of bullets from his rifle just now, and it was just luck to kill the opponent with a second-cut pistol. Within seconds, he was beaten to the ground by bullets from all directions, and the voice for help was stopped before he could even yell out his throat.

Well, Ji Hang is now the familiar second-generation rich chicken again.

Ji Hang: "...Looks like I'm about to start my OB journey again."

Ruan Yi laughed lightly twice, but didn't answer.

- "Okay, I was wrong, it's still a familiar recipe"

- "Familiar Sunset Red"

- "Big pig's hoof has gradually shortened the interval between eating spinach recently, is it influenced by Miaomiao?"

- "Don't even ask, the strokes are hanging, not for sale"

- "I thought Brother Hang could finally get off the menu of several famous dishes in the game anchor industry"

- "The OB is not good... I begged Brother Hang to shut up OB"

- "Brother Hang worships the sky, the probability of eating chicken is doubled"

Pretend to do a full set, Ji Hang tried his best to smooth things over for himself as usual: "I died very calmly, there are always people who need to make sacrifices for eating chicken."

Hearing this, Ruan Yi laughed several times, thinking that this person is really capable, a wolf with a big tail.

Originally, kakao is not as easy to eat chicken as in the Asian server, and it may die suddenly at any time. If it is not that there are too many hangs in the Asian server, Ruan Yi's personal game style is absolutely unwilling to run kakao.

So the fact that his chicken eating rate has decreased basically has nothing to do with Ji Hang. Of course, a teammate who is as good as Xiao Chu is another matter.

Regarding Ji Hang's level, Ruan Yi already knew it in his heart.

What made him suspicious at first was Ji Hang's shooting speed, but after careful observation, he knew that Ji Hang's game awareness was very good. Don't look at his marksmanship, but it's similar to where people will come and what point to choose for the finals. He has a clear mind about this kind of problem, and his response speed to various situations is quite fast, which is definitely not at the level that a rookie can reach.

Although Ruan Yi didn't quite understand it when he first discovered it, but after thinking about it, he could understand it. If he could achieve the same effect with a little more ease, why not do it.

No matter what, he is a big anchor with 300 million fans. Just because the old fox looks smiling at ordinary times, you can't underestimate his business acumen.

The feat of instantly killing four people within 5 minutes of landing is probably because Ji Hang was too tired from overtime work recently, and forgot to cover his little chicken vest, showing off his stuff.

But revealing his secrets also has its benefits. After making a mistake once, Ji Hang regained his brain.

Anyway, the barrage was afraid that he would open his mouth and harm Miaomiao, so if he was not allowed to say anything about the game, he had no choice but to make use of it.

"Baby, you said you accepted the translation, Chinese to English?" Ji Hang asked leisurely in front of the camera with his face propped up.

Ruan Yi, who was busy shooting out of the airport, said, "Yes."

"The translation is... a document? A novel?"

"novel."

"What kind of novel?"

Ruan Yi paused: "You don't want to know."

Last night, he paid attention to Baidu and made statistics. First, he standardized and understood what "Crispy Duck Literature" is, and then took the Danmei book with a very high content in his hand to make a horizontal analogy in the circle.

The final conclusion is that it is no wonder that it will be published by a foreign publishing house.

But others don't know what Ruan Yi is thinking in his mind, and this pause is very subtle in their eyes.

- "This is beyond compiling"

- "Then come to be the anchor? Who are you fooling?"

- "Anchor, just say that you just kneel and lick and it's over, it's not like we can't understand"

- "It's not that you can't find a job after graduation???"

-"Playing a game and speaking a few words of English, you dare to make up your own translation, it's awesome"

- "Stand up and be the latest representative spokesperson?"

-"Technical anchors are nothing more than that, slip away"

Seeing this, Ji Hang's words changed immediately, his tone was still ordinary and emphatic, but Ruan Yi reacted to the words for a long time.

He said: "Miao Miao, why don't we start a Weibo? I'll be the first to follow you. I'm a little narrow-minded, and I still hold grudges. As of now, the three hundred and zero people who have been bouncing around in your live broadcast room I have recorded all six IDs, and when you open Weibo, I will help you sort it out and post it, and if anyone is missing, come to the comment area to claim an apology, and I will report them all for you."

This is also where Ji Hang took a fancy to Lemon TV at the beginning. The reporting and banning measures are perfect, not only for anchors, but also for ordinary users. I don’t know how better it is in this regard than PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds.

After Ji Hang finished speaking, the earphones fell silent for several seconds.

Ruan Yi's first reaction after hearing this was "How is that possible", but he held back, and just said: "It's nothing to open Weibo, but there are so many bullet screens, how can I manage it, I didn't read it, forget it... "

But it was different in Ruan Yi's live broadcast room, Ji Hang's words were like giving those people a shot of stimulant, all kinds of monsters and ghosts came.

- "I'm so forced that I don't want to post barrage, I want to come out for a walk (dog head)"

-"I just said it, just wait for the face to be slapped"

- "Why do you want to pretend to be such a jerk? It's not like they don't want to lick you"

- "The two live broadcast rooms add up to more than 100 million viewers, how dare you say it"

- "As long as you hang out, I apologize"

- "306 just casually, brother, why are you serious with them?"

This time even Ji Hang's fans were fooled.

- "Farewell, Brother Hang..."

- "Yeah, there are so many idiots, I can't handle it"

-"I am a little scared"

- "It's a big deal and I will accompany Brother Hang to lie flat and let me laugh at you"

- "Let Miao Miao open a level to ban speech"

- "Brother Hang has such a calm expression on his face, he must be really angry."

The person in front of the camera stared at the second screen outside the camera, while slowly responding to Ruan Yi's words, while stretching out his arms to grab the Bluetooth keyboard on the desktop next door, his fingers jumped on the keyboard very fast, his hand speed was astonishing.

"If you want to blame it, someone just said that you came to be an anchor because you graduated and couldn't find a job." Ji Hang said calmly, "I vaguely remember what I said before, if anyone dares to say this again, I will interrupt His dogleg."

Ruan Yi's heart suddenly tightened, and his heartbeat suddenly became fast, and he didn't speak.

If Ji Hang's responsibility for the joke about the live broadcast time last time just surprised him, then he is astonished like never before. Silently, but deep into the roots.

What's going on with this guy...

Ruan Yi didn't react at all even when his head was blown by someone while he was distracted. He just stared blankly at the settlement page whose ranking was barely close to the top fifty. very tight.

Many bullet screens said that he was frightened by Ji Hang's "rhetoric words" and wanted to pretend to be disconnected.

3 minutes?Or 5 minutes?

Ruan Yi didn't know how long it had been, he only knew that he was completely bewildered and his mind went blank.

Until Ji Hang's voice pulled him out again: "From today's start of the broadcast, there are 490 eight people. If you still want to sign up, you will have no chance after today. Otherwise, it is still necessary to say that the level ban is still necessary." Woolen cloth."

Users of Lemon TV can be promoted by signing in in the live broadcast room of the anchor, posting bullet screens, giving gifts, etc. Correspondingly, the anchor also has the right to ban speech in the live broadcast room, but users who do not reach the threshold cannot speak.

"Although Lemon High V can ignore the level ban, but as long as you are on the blacklist, you can't speak." Ji Hang's voice sounded the same as he was sitting in front of the camera at the moment, calm and blunt, only when he turned to Miao Miao. Recovering tenderness, asking for opinions, "Is the baby still in the queue? If you don't want to be in the queue, let's open Weibo now?"

In the quiet and dark room, only the light of the computer screen reflected on Ruan Yi's face, his lips trembled before he spoke: "Open...cough, let's open Weibo."

An indifferent voice told Ruan Yi in his heart that this was impossible, but another voice excitedly urged him to take this step bravely and try...

But all their arguments ended in Ji Hang's next quiet "Yes".

A simple word, warm and down-to-earth, completely envelops Ruan Yi's heart that has long been out of rhythm, followed by an infinite sense of security.

Ruan Yi said dumbly: "Okay."

Picking up the phone from the table, Ruan Yi felt his fingers shaking on the screen. He didn't believe that Ji Hang could really do it, and he was afraid of being disappointed.

Opening Weibo is actually quite simple. Ruan Yi used WeChat authorization to log in, changed his ID, and changed to the Q-version avatar of the chick with Xiao Miaomiao in his live broadcast room, and it was completed.

But before he could speak, Ji Hang took the initiative to ask, "Are you ready?"

Ruan Yi paused: "Okay."

As soon as the voice fell, he watched helplessly as a message prompt box popped up on the top of his phone screen.

【Lucky-Green becomes your new fan】

Ruan Yi: "!!!"

This is too fast!

But having said that, it turned out that his Weibo actually used the game id, no wonder he couldn't find it.

But Ji Hang let out a "tsk", as if he was a little dissatisfied: "Why did I pay attention to you earlier and there is a beginner's guide."

Ruan Yi couldn't laugh or cry: "This is automatically available for new users of Weibo, you are fast enough."

Immediately, Ji Hang held his lips and snorted and said, "Baby, can't a man say he won't know soon, but I think you can turn on Do Not Disturb."

"Ah?" Before Ruan Yi could recover, the phone in his hand exploded.

All of a sudden, pop-up boxes started popping up on the top, full of reminders from new fans. Only then did Ruan Yi realize that the fans in the live broadcast room should have found him from Ji Hang's watch list.

Ruan Yi didn't have time to pay attention to Ji Hang until he set up a series of Weibo notifications.

If you can guess that he will change his Weibo id to "Chicken Miao" and search for it at the first time to pay attention to him, it is still possible, then Ji Hang said later that he would make bad comments in the live broadcast room It is really unbelievable to capture all the bullet screens.

And judging from what Ji Hang meant, it should be done immediately.

Ruan Yi hesitated: "Now..."

"Right now." When he answered, Ji Hang's fingers were still typing quickly on the keyboard, as if he didn't feel that he had agreed to anything serious, and the corners of his lips slowly curled up in a careless arc, "Watching the live broadcast is also If you have many underage children, of course you have to do what you say and set a good example.”

As soon as Ji Hang finished speaking, a message popped up on Ruan Yi's Weibo again, saying that it was Ji Hang.

Follow the click to enter, and Ruan Yi was shocked at the first sight.

-"Give me Brother Miao Miao @鸡iao微改or title see you within an hour"

The nine pictures attached to this Weibo are classified by id, and the rows and columns are full of dense "criminal evidence".

Which id, at which time, and which sentence was posted in the barrage are all clearly marked, and all the slightly insulting ones are all released by Ji Hangli. It can be called a large-scale public execution scene. Ruan Yi and the live broadcast room are watching. People are dumbfounded.

In fact, it is not impossible to say that it is not impossible to sort out these artificially. I kept scrolling up the bullet chat records in Ruan Yi's live broadcast room, and then picked out all the bullet chats sent by each ID and integrated them together. This is also the effect. But it's only been a long time since Ji Hang let go.

And it's only limited to one hour, isn't it usually twelve hours, 24 hours or something...

"It's too late to change the id now. I have all the id numbers of your Lemon TV accounts, a total of 530 and eight. As far as the front and back are concerned, there shouldn't be any people who are gone now." Ji Hang leaned on the computer chair , and added with a calm face, "It's only been an hour. I didn't see anyone when the time came. Report it live."

shit...

Ruan Yi looked at the pictures of his subordinates and couldn't believe his eyes, how could this be possible...

Like him, everyone in the live broadcast room also wrote "Fuck" in their hearts.

At first, some people said that Ji Hang probably used some small program, without manual screening, there would definitely be accidental injuries or omissions.

But as they looked at the pictures one by one, needless to say, those who greeted their mothers and brought organs, and many who just acquiesced in the fact that "Ruan Yi licks dogs" were all picked out.

If there was a fish that slipped through the net, it would have jumped out at this time and shouted to slap Ji Hang in the face, but it didn't.

- "I'm sorry sisters, I apologize to Brother Hang, really really"

-"Ahhhhhh, this wave of light-speed slap in the face is too handsome!!!"

- "Everyone on the list, come out and get beaten"

-"Can I say that I decided to follow Brother Hang because of his 'do what he says'?"

-"What kind of magical software is this? I thought the 'strange call' on Brother Hang's phone last time was not easy"

- "It's too deep, I'm going to apologize"

- "Naively, I actually believed that the big pig's hoof is a rookie"

- "Is Brother Hang a programmer? Does such a handsome programmer really exist?"

- "My mother, I accidentally offended the boss"

- "Brother Hang's previous three years of live broadcast may have been in vain"

-"Am I the only one who sees love (top the pot)"

- "I instantly thought of the last time the big pig's trotters attacked us for the first time"

The barrage and Weibo are all crazy, saying anything.

Those who apologized, those who waited for the reversal, said that they did not swear and wanted to see how the anchor successfully reported it, and there were also those who turned fans.

What kind of boyfriend force max, wife-protecting mad devil real hammer, hiding for so long only to choose to expose for a promise to Miao Miao, what kind of dog man is so handsome and locked up, Ruan Yi couldn't keep his eyes peeled, no wonder this man dared to do that before Recklessly put the phone into the camera.

Ruan Yi hadn't recovered from the shocks that Ji Hang gave him one after another, and he watched Ji Hang's original 190 million fans instantly rise to more than 200 million.

Ruan Yi silently clicked into Jihang's live broadcast room with his mobile phone, and looked at the young man in front of the camera who suddenly had "reliable" written all over his face, as if he saw the person who defended himself from hanging up last time again, very handsome and very Seriously - probably the current Ji Hang will believe whatever he says.

At that moment, the four words "speak and do it" instantly gave birth to the root of the famous "Ji Hang" in Ruan Yi's barren heart.

"... Miao Miao? Brother Miao Miao? Good boy?"

"Ah... yes."

Ji Hang called Ruan Yi several times in a row before returning to his senses.

"I didn't respond to anything else. It seems that I still have to call 'Baby' in the future." When speaking, Ji Hang leaned forward, put his hands on the edge of the computer chair between his legs, and looked at the camera left and right. The rocking computer chair, the voice is full of laughter, it is a different person from just now.

Ruan Yi's eyelashes trembled, and he lowered his eyelids and pursed his lips and murmured, "Then you can yell."

The voice that came out was just like his heart, it was all soft and outrageous.

-"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

"Oh... goodbye..." Ji Hang immediately moaned and covered his heart and leaned back on the chair back, the corners of his mouth were raised high, sweet troubles surfaced again on his handsome face, "Who can resist this. "

In fact, Ruan Yi, who quietly had a panoramic view of his every move, had red ears, and was not ashamed to answer: "...is it still in line?"

Just as Ji Hang was about to say "Pai", he glanced at the information on the other screen, immediately sneered, and conveyed to Ruan Yi: "These people really don't give up, and they won't apologize until you prove that you can really accept novel translations. .”

Ruan Yimeng: "How does this prove..."

He can't just send the translated document to them.

But it was only here that Ruan Yi realized that he and Ji Hang might be...colleagues?Well, let’s consider it a relatively close colleague relationship, but after all, they just played two games together online, and they have no contact in private, no different from everyone who watched the live broadcast. How could Ji Hang trust him so much? Suspect.

- "Don't hit the south wall and don't look back"

- "Now I am very, very, good, strange about the second computer that Brother Hang will never leave the country"

-"I really stood still this time, the key was swallowed by a big pig's hoof"

-"It's okay to label people indiscriminately for no reason, but force people to prove their innocence"

Looking at the barrage rolling in front of him, Ji Hang raised his eyebrows and nodded a few times: "This is okay, baby, do you have a bookcase at home?"

Ruan Yi, who hadn't figured out what was going on, subconsciously replied: "Yes."

But after Ji Hang finished speaking, he regretted again: "Oh no, then you have to turn on the camera, but my office is full of documents, not many books."

Since the kids don't show their faces during the live broadcast, they probably don't want to turn on the camera. Ji Hang feels that he is really doing stupid things today.

According to their plan, let Ruan Yi turn on the camera to take pictures of their bookcases, and then everyone will post the title, page number, and line of the book in the live broadcast room, and use the lottery system that comes with Lemon TV to decide who to adopt. Interpretation on the spot.

To be honest, it's a bit absurd and a bit vexatious, so there's absolutely no need to cooperate.

So without waiting for Ruan Yi to speak, Ji Hang helped him make a choice: "Hey, I worked too much overtime, forget it, I'd better lie down, don't pretend to be forced, baby, let's continue to line up .”

But unexpectedly, Ruan Yi's resolute and soft voice came from the earphone: "There is nothing that cannot be turned on."

Normally, Ruan Yi would definitely not respond, and it doesn't matter what these people say, but today Ji Hang unconditionally trusts him to do this, so he can no longer be indifferent, let alone Ji Hang is the one who will fight in the end. s face.

So Ji Hang and everyone in the live broadcast room saw that Ruan Yi's live broadcast room suddenly went black and disconnected, and when he reconnected, the screen had been transformed into a mobile phone camera.

The camera is facing a black-framed bookshelf that covers most of the wall. The huge bookshelf is full of categories and categories. At a glance, there are various famous works, including many hard-shelled documents. There is a strong atmosphere of academic masters Come on.

- "I'll go, this is the real rich second generation"

- "I can't fit this bookshelf in my room"

The bookshelf is placed opposite the computer desk in Ruan Yi's bedroom. He opened the curtain and turned around, "Can you see it?"

"If you can see it, you can see it." Ji Hang felt that he had been shocked, "But baby...you have too many books on your bookshelf, have you read them all?"

"No." Ruan Yi answered frankly, "There are about 30.00% left."

Ji Hang choked up at the exaggerated bookshelf with a barrage of bullets: "So you've read 70.00%?"

The camera tilted down slightly: "Yes."

"Pfft." Ji Hang smiled instantly, "Are you always nodding at the computer so seriously when talking to me?"

Ruan Yi's cheeks burned immediately: "No! I can't turn it over..."

- "Actually, I feel that it is unnecessary"

- "I'm infinitely longing for Miao Miao's trembling hand to be cut into a built-in camera"

- "No, I can't forget it, I want to see the slap in the face! I want to see them kneel down and apologize (smile)"

- "I even saw my professional book at a glance, from my English department"

……

[Congratulations to the Lemon Koi [Miao Miao Xiaojiao Wife] in this lottery! 】

-"The most famous part of Haruki Murakami's "Dance! Dance! Dance!"

Looking at this barrage that stood out from the crowd, Ruan Yi and Ji Hang both paused, and said almost in unison: "Is it the sentence 'You are going to be a quiet adult'?"

After speaking, the two had another meal.

- "This tacit understanding is really locked up"

- "This may be the tacit understanding of the self-scholar"

- "I know this sentence!"

- "I have suffered from being uneducated"

-"Yes, yes, yes! That's the sentence!!!"

Ruan Yi was silent for a while, then walked towards the place where the book was placed, and recited slowly: "You are going to be a calm adult. Don't be emotional, don't miss it secretly, Don't look back. Live another life of your own. Be obedient, not all fish will live in the same sea."

The voice that makes people feel like a spring breeze is full of coolness, mixed with a very special taste.

Ji Hang's eyes flickered slightly, and he almost blurted out after hearing him finish reading: "Do you like this sentence very much?"

"Yeah." Ruan Yi should be simple.

Everyone saw that the close-up of "Dancing!dance!dance! Suddenly, a few white and tender green fingers appeared in the camera on ", the nails are neatly trimmed, slender and round, giving the classic look of a beautiful boy.

-"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

- "I can lick this hand for 1 years!"

- "It turned out to be a good camera aiming with this hand"

- "Manual control benefits"

- "I'm so curious, Miao Miao must be a handsome guy!"

Ji Hang's eyes were fixed on the hand that took the book from the bookshelf in the camera, and he said with a light smile, "Baby, your hands are so small."

"Is there?" Ruan Yi subconsciously looked at his hands in front of the camera, and the exclamation marks burst into the bullet screen.

As soon as Ji Hang put his left hand on his face, he tilted his mouth and looked at the camera leisurely: "Yes, I can cover it with one hand."