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There was a moment of bewildered silence, accompanied by another groan from Ji Hang's stomach, Ruan Yi didn't collapse at first.

Looking at the person under him who had nothing to love written all over his face, Ruan Yi knew that it was inappropriate for him to laugh now, but he really couldn't help it: "Did you not eat much since the last time you connected with me? Have you done something?"

It's time for lunch, if it wasn't for Ji Hang's stomach growling these two times, Ruan Yi would have forgotten about it.

Ji Hang covered his hot face, his voice was full of despair: "I'm dead."

Really... too off the chain...

Ruan Yi climbed up from him while laughing, and saw the unopened new underwear in the closet in his open-door bathrobe at a glance. He didn't mind, and said with a smile: "I was so angry earlier." I explained a few words, and when I came back, I saw that you hadn’t shaved your beard or blown your hair, and wondered if you didn’t wear underwear, it seems that you are quite smart.”

It's okay to see all the underpants, Ji Hang subconsciously wants to sit up from the bed.

But probably because he was very hungry, Ruan Yi watched helplessly as the beautiful lines of his abs protruded outwards, and he was halfway up, he almost breathed his last breath, and fell back again like a slow-motion playback .

Ruan Yi and Chu Ci behind him laughed again, especially Chu Ci, who laughed loudly.

Ji Hang immediately turned himself over on Ruan Yi's bed, feeling that he was completely ashamed to face others, and said in a muffled voice, "I'm really dead this time..."

Ruan Yi saw Ji Hang's red ears from his broken hair at a glance, and reached out to shake his hand: "Okay, I'll pull you up, I won't laugh anymore, really."

Chu Ci: "Hahahahaha!"

Ji Hang felt wronged: "That little kid laughed at me..."

Chu Ci: "Hahahahahahahaha!"

Ruan Yi grabbed Ji Hang with one hand, put the other on his forehead for a while, and then suppressed his smile, but when he turned around and saw Chu Ci's cheerfulness, his voice started to tremble again: "Xiaoci, you... ...out hahaha!"

Chu Ci: "Hahahahahahahahahahaha!"

Ji Hang: "..."

Xiao Gongju is autistic online.

"Ahem... I really don't laugh anymore. We got up to eat, and I stopped laughing." Ruan Yi shook Ji Hang's hand, but Ji Hang had turned into a dead dog and lost his response.

Ruan Yi coughed a few more times, cleared his throat, and said to the people behind him, "Xiao Ci... go out and wait for us."

Chu Ci: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

Ji Hang: "..."

After Chuci and his laughter had gone away, Ruan Yi continued to shake his big hand, coaxing: "He's gone, no one is laughing at you anymore, get up?"

"No, I'm already a useless person, baby, leave me alone." Ji Hang buried his face firmly in Ruan Yi's quilt.

"No, shouldn't it be me who is angry? Why did I coax you in the end." Ruan Yi put his hips on his hips and said so, but there was no anger in his voice. He was really attracted by this The two treasures lost their temper.

As a result, it’s okay not to say anything, Ji Hang collapsed on the bed even more sluggish, and said in a low voice, "I can only apologize with death, let me die on your bed, really, my conscience is condemned..."

After all, how could Ji Hang admit that he just wanted to be held by Ruan Yi for a while?

But in the next second, Ji Hang said, "Baby, your hands are really small."

Ruan Yi: "..."

Ruan Yi: "..."

"Okay, you can continue to be condemned on my bed. I'm going out to eat. This quilt wet by your hair is yours tonight." Ruan Yi said, decisively shaking off his hand.

Ji Hang quickly grabbed it back, and quickly got up from the bed: "I'm hungry too."

"No more condemnation?" Ruan Yi raised his eyebrows, he found that this person really had to be skinny to be happy.

Ji Hang wiped his face twice: "Come on, you can only continue to blaspheme when you're full."

"Okay, okay." Ruan Yi laughed, pointed to the belt he had fastened on again, and said, "Fasten it."

Ji Hang grinned indifferently: "What's the matter, I'm in good shape, I'm not afraid to look at it."

Ruan Yi looked at him angrily: "Who's watching? Xiaoci? The male duck's throat is not good, and he wants to get an injection again?"

Ji Hang shrank his neck and said honestly, "...I will."

But before leading him out, Ruan Yi first led him to the bathroom, opened the cabinet and let him recognize the location of his razor and hair dryer.

Then he leaned on the side and watched Ji Hang shave, while staring at his lower body wrapped in a bathrobe and frowning, he asked in a natural tone: "Aren't the underwear too small? I only remembered it when I got up in the elevator, forgot I bought it for you."

Ji Hang shook his hand, and almost pushed the electric shaver from his chin to his face. After choking for a long time, he said, "... a little, a little bit."

Ruan Yi nodded, looked up at him and suggested seriously: "Then you should stop wearing it. It's uncomfortable to wear if it's not the right size, and it's not good for your body."

Bad for your health?

It's not good for the body...

Ji Hang held up the razor, and faced Ruan Yi's face of taking it for granted. At that moment, his conscience was condemned again. How could this kid say such things so calmly?

I'm really sorry to bother you, but he is too dirty.

Not only did Ruan Yi not feel that there was anything wrong, but he also looked at Ji Hang's waist and compared it in his heart, and then said to himself, "Your hips are much bigger than mine, so you should stop wearing them."

Although Ji Hang had to admit that what Ruan Yi said was not serious at all, but he just couldn't control it, and his mind was full of indescribable: "So you want me...to put in neutral?"

"Yeah." Ruan Yi nodded towards his lower body, and then raised his eyes to find that Ji Hang looked hazy for some reason, and couldn't help but tilt his head in doubt, "Is there a problem?"

Ji Hang: "..."

Ji Hang: "...I haven't."

If I have any problems, shouldn't it be you who should have problems!

Ruan Yi didn't see the subtext written on Ji Hang's face at all, and turned around to search his closet: "Then I'll find you my pajama pants."

Ji Hang, who was left in the same place, paused and paused before he pulled off his bathrobe and took a look, a little suspicious of life.

Is his pecs not beautiful enough, or his groin not attractive enough?Why is Ruan Yi so nonchalantly letting him go neutral in the face of beauty!

Xiao Gongju felt that he had encountered the Waterloo of his life.

But soon, Ji Hang clearly realized who and what the person with the problem of shifting into neutral was really called the Waterloo of life.

Ruan Yi pushed Ji Hang out of the bathroom as soon as he finished shaving, and asked him to go out to dry his hair and let him wash his hair and take a shower. Ruan Yi had endured the smell of alcohol and tobacco on his body for a long time.

As a result, until he finished washing, Ji Hang was still standing in front of his full-length mirror and pulling his hair in front of the mirror.

Ruan Yi was really convinced, and said with a smile: "He is already handsome, so there is no need to fix it."

"That won't work, I have to save me..." Ji Hang turned his head while talking, and when he saw Ruan Yi in the middle of the sentence, he got stuck in an instant, and even the hands that were moving on his hair froze in mid-air.

Ruan Yi washed very quickly, without drying the water on his body, he just put on a pair of underwear, and came out after throwing a bathrobe on his body.

From the thin chest, the thin white waist, to the two long and straight legs, everything can be seen at a glance, as if he was not the one who taught him to wear a belt properly.

There were so many things to focus on for a while, Ji Hang's gaze fell on him, and he didn't know where to put his feet. The excitement level he saw in the video last time was really not on the same order of magnitude.

Right now Ji Hang feels his nose is a little itchy, and the blood in his brain is flowing along the veins to his little brother who is not bound by underwear, the situation is a little delicate.

However, Ruan Yi himself didn't mind at all, and ignorantly held up the towel in his hand and rubbed his hair, walked up to him and raised his face and asked: "Do you smell my body? I always feel that I haven't washed it clean. .”

Depend on……

At that time, Ji Hang's mind was a little fuzzy.

Facing the tender and beautiful body in front of him, he blinked with difficulty: "...OK."

Fortunately, his voice was hoarse from front to back, and he couldn't hear anything unusual at the moment.

As soon as he got a response, Ruan Yi took off the towel in his hand.

Looking at his uniquely slender neck, Ji Hang slipped his Adam's apple, lowered his head and leaned over his eyelids, his nose was full of his own smell.

It was too painful, he didn't need to do it at all, he had already stripped it clean and sent it to him, but he could only stare blankly, it was really too painful.

Ji Hang quietly stabilized his mind, tried his best to look normal, stood upright and said, "It doesn't taste good anymore."

Yes, and then it ends...

"What can you smell from being so far away? I really feel that there is still a little smell of tobacco and alcohol that hasn't been washed off." Ruan Yi bowed his head dissatisfied and smelled it on himself.

Ji Hang: "..."

His heart is broken, he is just a child without underwear, this kind of welfare should let him go.

No way, this time Ji Hang gritted his teeth and moved closer, the tip of his nose almost touched Ruan Yi's neck, so he just kept on pressing Ruan Yi's shoulder and smelling him along the back of his neck. hair.

The dry hair brushed Ruan Yi's face, feeling the hot air from Ji Hang's nose, Ruan Yi inexplicably felt that his big hand on her body was a little hot.

When the hot and humid breath came to his ears, Ruan Yi felt that most of his body was numb, and a certain tendon in his brain that received the signal was suddenly tripped.

He heard Ji Hang say in a hoarse voice above his head: "It's really clean, it's delicious, huh?"

Ruan Yi moved his mouth, but didn't say anything, just nodded his head twice with lowered eyelashes, Ji Hang's last "Huh?" It was as if he was making trouble for no reason, why, he really felt that he didn't wash it clean ah……

Ruan Yi pursed his mouth in his heart, blowing his hair and changing his clothes, he always felt that something was different.

If Ji Hang could hear his mental activities, he would definitely have a heart attack and beat the wall.

Of course it's wrong for you to change clothes in front of me, I'm still panting and watching with my eyes open!It's normal for you to feel wrong!If you just came out of the shower and didn't dress properly, you should feel wrong!

When Ji Hang finally escaped from this suffocation, when Chu Ci heard that he was in neutral, he immediately laughed at him again knowingly, but Ruan Yi grabbed him before laughing twice. collar.

Thinking of the feat of pressing the head of the bear heart and leopard courage that he had suffered earlier, Chu Ci immediately shut his mouth.

But Ruan Yi just leaned close to him and smelled it, and his face was filled with disbelief: "The clothes on your body have been washed? Why doesn't it smell at all?"

Chu Ci, who thought he was going to be scolded, didn't realize it for a moment, and said in a daze, "Have you washed it? It seems to have been washed, Qin Zhou washed me first last night, and then washed and dried my clothes. "

Ruan Yi: "...wash you first?"

Ji Hang's mind recalled the person he saw on the surveillance camera yesterday, and Ruan Yi's series of questioning to Chu Ci today, as if he understood something.

But when it was his turn, Chu Ci's signal receiver went offline, and he said very naturally: "Yeah, I threw up on him as soon as I entered his house, and when he takes a bath, why don't he just wash me... ...?"

Still looking at the complex expressions of the two, it seemed that something was wrong, Chu Ci asked belatedly: "So... what's wrong?"

Ji Hang and Ruan Yi stood in front of him and said in unison: "Do you think there is nothing wrong?"

Chu Ci was like a black question mark: "What's wrong with this, I don't think there's anything wrong with it, you can't let me ferment in his bed for a night..."

Ruan Yi and Ji Hang: "...All right."

The two sent Qin Zhou two words in their hearts one after another - it's so miserable.

But Ji Hang turned around and gave these two words to himself, especially when Chu Ci was running on Ruan Yi when he was cooking: "Big brother, I'm afraid you can't have this stomach."

Ji Hang professionally smirked: "My stomach may have its own thoughts."

Chu Ci straight shook his head: "On behalf of the head-pressing team, I gave you the head-on assist. My brother is also very grateful to you. You are really miserable. Are you happy in neutral?"

"hapiness."

Looking at the silly child rushing towards him, Ji Hang deserves to be at peace.

I said in my heart that my side was just showing some flesh, your guy even took a bath for you, you still don’t feel it at all, whether it’s miserable or not, let’s leave it to the big brother over there.

At the end, Ji Hang glanced at the people busy in the kitchen again.

It seems that it is not unreasonable for these two people to always meet together. I guess they were brothers in the previous life. Otherwise, how could one or two interpret "the authorities are obsessed, and the bystanders are clear" so well.

·

One p.m.

Ruan Yi live broadcast room.

- "I just want to know when that big pig's hoof will come back"

- "I'm used to seeing Miao Miao eating chicken, this hot guy doesn't have a name anymore"

- "Me too, just wait for Miaomiao to come online"

- "Countdown 1 minute!"

- "That pigeon spirit has been unblocked, and I will contribute to Miaomiao's camera"

- "Sister is a sensible person"

- "Countdown 50 seconds!"

- "That bitch will lose his stepmother fans"

- "Yesterday, there was a difference of 100 million, and today it is only 10,000+"

- "I'll give him one last chance! If he doesn't show up today, I'll cancel him!"

It was only then that Ji Hang noticed that Ruan Yi's fans in the live broadcast room had already exceeded 200 million, and his eyebrows twitched immediately, and he quickly opened his live broadcast room with his mobile phone.

The number of fans is 290 million, and he is still losing fans—well, he is no longer that big pig's trotter with 300 million stepmother fans.

Ji Hang, who couldn't get enough of their fairy operation suit, turned on the camera at that time: "I believe your ghosts, you are too fond of the new and dislike the old, right? Won't your conscience be disturbed!"

The barrage is first a row of question marks, followed by a row of exclamation points.

-"Say big pig's trotter, big pig's trotter will arrive"

- "If the camera hadn't been turned on, I really wouldn't believe that the voice was Brother Hang"

- "I feel like Brother Hang has taken this leave for 1 years"

-"Damn it, I trembled in fright, thinking that Miao Miao turned on the camera"

- "This black eye is...?"

- "Brother Hang, where is this broadcast live? Are you not at home?"

- "The sound startled me"

- "Like the new and dislike the old? Children only like the new and dislike the old, I want both (dog head)"

- "I almost thought I was watching a panda live broadcast"

- "Ah, I haven't seen you for a few days, why does Brother Hang seem to be handsome again?"

- "Dark circles are also handsome, decadent old man"

- "Wait, there seems to be something wrong"

- "Looked up at the title of the live broadcast room..."

- "Where's the beach shorts? This is the pajamas I'm wearing today???"

- "This voice is... Brother Hang has a cold again?"

- "How the hell are these two fat four? It's fine to ask each other for leave, and the live broadcast room also switches broadcasts?"

-"Dog man, what are you doing in Miaomiao's live broadcast room???"

- "I have a premonition sisters"

- "Is it really impossible to see these two people in the same frame?"

- "Miao Miao is not going to ask for leave today!!!"

Ji Hang's pajamas have been changed since he was given the judgment of being in neutral gear. He thought that Ruan Yi's pajamas would be too small for him, but he didn't expect the size to be just right.

Ruan Yi grabbed Chu Ci and was pushing him back to school. He heard that he would also be educated at home by the way, and asked him to help him in the live broadcast room before starting to catch up on sleep. It is right to urge him to take leave for so long. Show your face.

How could he not be sleepy after not sleeping for so long, but Ji Hang always felt that something was wrong, and he couldn't fall asleep without explaining to Ruan Yi.

Right now, Ji Hang is sitting on Ruan Yi's computer chair, leaning on the armrest with his elbows, pointing at the bullet screens and smiling gloatingly: "Which little baby is this? Why are you so smart? My dear baby wants to ask for leave today." You guessed it."

-"NO!!!"

- "One person's blood book, I want Miaomiao"

-"If you are destined not to be an adult, then I will choose Miao Miao"

- "Am I the only one who misses Brother Hang and the chicken pecking each other a little bit?"

- "Please leave the group chat consciously, big pig's hooves"

- "Think about Brother Hang, yes, only you"

- "Can anyone tell me why this dog man has black? Silk pajamas?"

- "I have a horrible thought sisters"

- "It's no good, the big pig's hoof is really hammered, damn this dog man"

Ji Hang raised his eyebrows: "Huh? Why did I get hammered again?"

- "The style of dressing and painting changes suddenly, then it must have a girlfriend!!!"

"Tsk." Ji Hang pouted while hating iron.

This has exposed a corner of the bookcase to them. Why hasn't the microscope girl appeared yet? If it doesn't work, there will be a floor on the ground!No one recognizes this piece of floor?

Originally, he wanted to play a game where he was discovered by accident and had to admit it, but he didn't know that the combat effectiveness of the barrage is so weak today.

Forced to be helpless, Ji Hang could only reach out his hand to raise the angle of the camera, and turned on the crazy explicit mode: "Don't you all think that the bookshelf behind me looks a little bit familiar?"

- "!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Now Ji Hang was satisfied, smiled brightly at the camera, waved his hands happily and said, "So that's the way it is, then I'm going to sleep, good afternoon everyone!"

- "?????????"