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[Wanted order in Hong Kong City - Sniper in the whole city]

[Target characters: Big Pig's Trotter, Miao Miao]

【Task time: 15:00—17:00】

【Rules of the game: no explosions allowed】

[Code of conduct: low-key]

So far, a mysterious offline operation has quietly kicked off.

Long before arriving at the destination, Ji Hang turned off the live broadcast screen, leaving only the voice for them—resolutely not to reveal too many clues.

When Ruan Yi was busy looking for a parking space in the parking lot, he heard this man talking nonsense into the Bluetooth headset, saying that if they find out, he will lose, and he will do whatever he wants, and he will never shirk it. As soon as he came up from the parking lot , the man began to look around.

Ruan Yi asked him what he was looking for, Ji Hang leaned close to his ear and whispered, "I want to buy some sunglasses..."

A live broadcast room with a black screen.

- "???????????"

- "We all heard it"

- "Actually, Brother Hang, it doesn't matter if you can force yourself loudly"

- "Updated clothing of the target person: sunglasses, short letter T on white background, black and gray jio sweatpants"

- "Big trotter, you are finished today"

- "You have the guts to never turn off the live broadcast"

- "I'm the only one who thinks that Brother Hang started the broadcast to help Miao Miao make up for the hard live broadcast time every month?"

- "Damn, it makes sense"

- "It's over, Miaomiao is going to be completely taken away"

- "This dog man must have already planned how to pester Miao Miao next."

- "Strangle to death, really, this dog man can't stay anymore, there will be endless troubles"

- "But doesn't Brother Hang himself have a hard time?"

- "Wait in front, I'll help you call the Lemon contract department to ask (funny)"

There is a shopping mall next to the art museum, and the car of the two is parked in the underground parking lot of the shopping mall. When you take the elevator up, it is a twisted ring structure, and songs are playing on the radio.

Ji Hang was looking for a place to sell sunglasses, while worrying sweetly: "The city of Hong Kong is so big, I can't touch them just by listening to a few songs. I'm not that popular yet, eh."

Ruan Yi glanced at him with a smile, and didn't bother to say to him: "The store over there should sell it."

As a result, when the two went in, the counter lady who was in charge of the store didn't even look up at them, but just stared at the mobile phone screen in her hand with a smirk.

Ruan Yi was contemplating the long row of sunglasses, when he saw Ji Hang, who was originally inside, quickly approaching him, and began to whisper in his ear again, with a very firm tone: "The girls are still on work. Just laughing like this, you must be watching my video."

- "??????????"

- "Chicken coop warning!!!"

"Ahem..." Ruan Yi choked, turned his head to look at the serious person behind him, feeling unbelievable, "Can you be more narcissistic?"

But Ji Hang moved closer to him again: "I'm serious."

At the end, he raised a finger to his mouth and said in a low voice, "Shh...do you hear me?"

- "Heard...a hammer"

-"did not hear it"

- "Believe your nonsense?"

- "Mao can't hear you either"

- "I heard a man was narcissistic"

Ruan Yi didn't feel at ease at first, but after he calmed down and listened to it, he really heard it. He looked up at Ji Hang in surprise: "98K?"

Ji Hang nodded.

The store is not big, and the distance between the two of them and the lady in the cabinet is no more than two meters, and the video over there is playing hard, and they don't care about the two customers at all.

Hearing the gunshots, it was obvious that it was 98K, but Ruan Yi looked at the person behind him in confusion, and his voice was extremely low: "That can only prove that they are watching the game video of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds."

Ji Hang continued to press beside him in a low voice: "No, you listen to this rhythm, the rhythm of 98K shooting!"

For a moment, all human voices in the sunglasses shop completely disappeared, leaving only the radio music wafting in from outside the shop and the voice in the cell phone video of the cabinet sister, not loud, but you can hear it if you listen carefully.

But Ruan Yi stood there and listened to it for a long time, but couldn't figure out any mystery. She just knew that the cabinet sister didn't know what was going on, so she kept playing the five guns 98K in a loop, and from time to time there would be a □ The sound of the explosion is probably a game video like 98K headshot highlights?

Seeing the man in his arms looking at him with puzzled eyes, Ji Hang licked his lips resentfully, and moved closer to his ear, spraying all the heat on Ruan Yi's ear: "A grenade, Five shots at 98K, and the next four shots fired consecutively..."

Just as Ji Hang was talking, there was a follow-up in the video. After a round of bullets, all the noises in the background disappeared.

Hearing this, Ruan Yi's beautiful eyes staring at Ji Hang's eyes widened immediately, his small mouth opened slightly, and the last shot of bullets was the sound of SCAR-L.

Ji Hang raised his eyebrows at him, silently expressing "I'm good", begging for compliments all over his face.

Listening to Ji Hang's description, many decoding people in the live broadcast room went crazy.

- "Damn!!!"

- "I've watched this video a hundred times"

- "Really or not... I beg this young lady to look up quickly!"

- "Stop watching the video!!! The real person is right in front of you!!!"

- "Can someone explain, I'm a bit confused"

- "As far as the two people's voices are so low, I really feel that these two people are very close to each other when they talk"

- "Isn't this the game where Brother Hang and Miao Miao met in kakao duo for the first time!"

-"Hang Ge threw the grenade, 98K was shot by Miao Miao, and the last shuttle SCAR was Hang Ge who killed Miao Miao"

- "Damn it, you have to work hard when you go to work! What kind of mobile phone are you playing with? My God!!!"

- "Salary deduction! I'm crazy about Miss Didi right now"

- "What video are you watching, watch the live broadcast! Come to Miao Miao's live broadcast room to watch the live broadcast!"

- "This plot is going to be really amazing"

Ruan Yi was startled, and asked Ji Hang, "How do you remember this so clearly?"

"Can I remember the video I edited? I stayed up all night to edit this apology video for you that day." Ji Hang clicked his tongue, thinking about it was full of the bitterness of staying up late.

In the end, it turned out that Ruan Yi was waiting for him with a confused face: "What apology video..."

Ji Hang: "...?"

Ruan Yi: "...?"

Ji Hang put his shoulder on his shoulder and wiped his face: "No, baby, you're not kidding me, are you?"

"I...No, I really don't..." Ruan Yimeng was stunned, staring blankly at his handsome side face, "What apology video, I haven't seen it..."

Ji Hang pursed his lips and fell into deep thought, and then suddenly realized something thoughtful: "No wonder... I said that it is impossible to be so indifferent to me after watching my video, I was still thinking about this kid It's so emotional..."

Ruan Yi is always out of the situation: "No, what kind of video..."

"Go back and show it to you tonight." As a result, just after finishing speaking, Ji Hang changed his mind, "No, no, I will delete the video secretly in a while, and I will show it to you next time I accidentally piss you off Look, don't let it go to waste."

Ruan Yi looked at him angrily, and put the sunglasses in his hand on his face: "It's okay to delete the video secretly."

Ji Hang stretched out his index finger and pulled the sunglasses down to his nose, showing his eyes and slightly lowering his head and grinning at him: "It's okay."

But no matter what, the account still has to be settled.

Ruan Yi turned to look at the cabinet sister who was obsessed with the video, and looked at Ji Hang, as if asking him what to do now.

Ji Hang cleared his throat, took off the sunglasses that Ruan Yi put on him from his face, and patted him on the back to comfort him: "Don't talk when you pay the bill later, let me do it, you have to buy the sunglasses if you say you have to buy them, otherwise you'll have to buy them." It's time for Mu Mu to piss me off again, but it has nothing to do with me whether the girls look up or not."

Ruan Yi pursed his lips into a smile and nodded.

Although Ji Hang's voice is still hoarse, and it's not enough to just listen to the voice, but as long as the cabinet lady looks up, she can recognize it 100%.

The effect of this show is also amazing, Ruan Yi can now fully imagine the grand occasion of the barrage in the live broadcast room.

Under the eager anticipation of the whole live broadcast room, Ji Hang took the sunglasses and went to the counter sister to prepare to pay the bill.

"Hello? These sunglasses..."

"The price is marked on it."

"……it is good."

After a familiar "drop" from the scanning gun, there was a moment of silence...

- "You don't even look up when you scan the QR code at the checkout???"

- "This time I heard the voice of Miss Sister's video"

- "Is this the legendary blind scan..."

- "I'm trying to make her look up"

- "A piece of silence tells me that the young lady really didn't look up"

- "The leader is here! Don't touch fish at work!!!"

-"I cried……"

- "Oh my god hahahahaha I can see myself every time I watch the video"

- "Thousands of blood books, I beg my sister to look up"

- "I will be serious and serious when I go to work in the future, really"

-"The fish I touched back then were all water in my brain"

- "Hey, I was like that at the time, I don't deserve to laugh at Miss Sister"

Not to mention them, even Ruan Yi couldn't stand it any longer. The lady in the cabinet didn't even look up when she scanned the QR code with the QR code gun, especially when he heard his own "fuck" in the video. when.

As soon as Ruan Yi hugged his arms, he clenched the back of his hand and pressed it to his mouth, almost laughing out loud, feeling a little ashamed inexplicably.

Did he scold so sincerely at that time? I felt that if Ji Hang stood in front of him at that time, maybe he would hit someone.

Ji Hang is also holding back his laughter, and his eyes are full of smiles when he looks at Ruan Yi.

But as if he didn't think it was exciting enough, he deliberately turned on the phone screen to the cabinet lady, and said, "Don't you need to confirm it?"

In the end, Miss Ren still didn't look up: "It's okay, no need."

As soon as the words fell, Ji Hang's unruly flag at the end of the video came out: "Return the skirt to you, and I will call you dad in the whole network live broadcast if you wear your little skirt again! No, I will call you dad in the whole network live broadcast wearing a little skirt dad!"

Counter lady: "Hahahahahaha!"

Ji Hang and Ruan Yi who had already turned around: "...Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

The cabinet sister didn't feel anything wrong when she heard someone laughing with her at first, and she woke up suddenly after laughing.

As soon as she raised her eyes, she saw the backs of two tall young men who had just entered the store and were walking out. The shorter one was already laughing and leaning on the shoulders of the tall sportsman, still holding his arm. .

So what are you laughing at?Is it because she looks silly?Or... their own business?

Just by looking at their backs and attire, they know that these two little brothers are not ugly.

A noble little prince, a neighbor's schoolboy, such two people whose styles are far apart from the distance are surprisingly cute together, and the tall one even put his arms around the little prince, and the two laughed together It was very intimate, and the cabinet sister felt that it was a bit of a loss for not looking up just now, but when she looked down and saw the mobile phone in her hand, she felt peaceful again.

Is there anything happier than eating cp, no more, it doesn’t exist, just laugh, it’s not a big problem.

The only thing is that she always felt that the long-legged Ouba walking in front looked a little familiar, especially the figure and feel, but when she looked down and saw his clothes, the familiarity in her heart went away.

The cabinet sister was amused, and dragged the progress bar of the video to the beginning again, let's just watch the video honestly, she must have been poisoned by this big pig's hoof, even if she caught one on the street, she felt like it.

If it was the real person, she would definitely be able to recognize it with a single voice, why wait to see the back now, and this Ouba is still dressed so neatly, obviously not the style of that coquettish thing.

Ruan Yi live broadcast room.

Barrage:"……"

Barrage:"…………"

Barrage:"………………"

Ruan Yi and Ji Hang came out of the store and laughed all the way. The laughing Ruan Yi burst into tears, bent slightly, and said to Ji Hang in a soft and cute voice: "I still want to scold you when I listen to it again. You are really angry, how can you kill your teammates when you are about to eat chicken?"

Although Ji Hang listened to this video many times when he edited this video, he still feels stupid, stupid and ashamed when he listens to the first encounter between himself and Ruan Yi.

Holding the slender waist of the people around him, Ji Hang raised his hands and wiped his face, and smiled: "What kind of fairy development is this? I'll go back and wear a small skirt for you. Let's wear it when we go home tonight. Convinced."

Ruan Yi: "I don't have a small skirt at home."

As a result, as soon as he finished speaking, Ji Hang beside him said excitedly: "Look! Over there!"

Ruan Yi followed his line of sight, and when he looked over, his eyes were full of little pink. It was a shop for a special girl, and he split his arms instantly with a smile: "Oh my God, do you like this kind..."

Without further ado, Ji Hang started dragging him over there, boasting seriously: "How cute, let's go, I just don't know if their house has my number."

Ruan Yi was almost dragged there by Ji Hang, facing the gazes of many salesmen standing at the door of the store, his whole body was red from the base of his ears to the base of his neck.

Shame, it's too shameful, it's much more shameful than hearing myself swearing at others just now.

It's not that he hasn't been in a women's clothing store before, but he has only been there once or twice with Zhou Shangqing. This is the first time for him to be a girl fan who is obviously like a little girl.

He was obviously buying a dress for Ji Hang, but as a spectator, he was even more embarrassed than the owner.

Facing this pair of tall and long-legged handsome guys who were about to step into their store, Little Pink's salesmen subconsciously straightened up under the envious and curious gaze of their peers.

In just a blink of an eye, a smile spread all over his face, and he went forward to ask warmly and politely: "Good afternoon, gentlemen, do you want to choose a dress for your girlfriend? What kind of style do you like? Here I can help you Recommend it."

As she said that, she saw that the slightly shorter handsome guy was covering his face with one hand, his face was full of shyness that couldn't be concealed, while the other handsome guy was obviously much more open-minded, in her eyes it was nothing to do The appearance of hanging up high, most of them are accompanying to watch the show.

Based on experience, the little pink salesman quickly joked to the two rare customers in front of her, turned her gaze to the handsome guy in the shirt and said: "This gentleman wants to give a girlfriend, don't be embarrassed , There are a lot of boys who come to our house to pick out dresses for their girlfriends."

As a result, the handsome guy covering his face didn't respond, but he pulled his smiling handsome guy and looked around the skirts in the store before responding to himself: "He bought it, but he bought it for me. of."

The smile on the salesman's face froze, wondering if he heard it wrong: "Hello?"

Only then did Ji Hang turn his gaze back to her, pointed at himself and smiled nonchalantly, and repeated to her word for word with a good temper: "I said, he bought it for me, yes Give it to me."