Gay I can gain fans, really PUBG

When Ruan Yi entered the bathroom, he was still muttering in his heart. The big pig's trotters meant to send him a message, but there was no movement at all from the time he downloaded the broadcast until now.

Otherwise, the barrage will always say that Ji Hang's mouth is a deceitful ghost. Anyway, with Ji Hang's state these days, Ruan Yi will not believe that he can be too busy with work to play with his mobile phone.

As a result, he was thinking about it, and when he got out of the shower and put on his bathrobe, he saw a series of pictures that someone sent to his mobile phone.

Ruan Yi: "..."

To be honest, he is now a bit psychologically shadowed by the fact that Ji Hang sent him pictures, and he always feels that his eyes will go blind.

Until he actually clicks in.

Ruan Yi: "..."

Ruan Yi: "..."

Eyes are really blind...

That night, Ji Hang, who didn't hear anything back again, looked at the chat box that his subordinates couldn't poke no matter how hard he poked, he was puzzled. Why, shouldn't it? ?

"I've been thinking about it all night and I haven't figured it out. You said that your Miao Miao's heart is made of iceberg snow lotus, so I should melt it." During the words, the Huaichun girl Hang held her face to the camera, and her slender index finger touched her face. He tapped on both sides of his cheeks, poured bitterness on the people in the live broadcast room, and shook his head while talking, "I'm so fascinated, really, don't guess what Miao Miao is thinking."

"But when I was at his house, the two of us were fine. Wow, you don't know how delicious Miao Miao's cooking is. It's really good! It's a pity that you can't eat it. I'll give it to you right now." It doesn't make sense to say anything."

"Hey, do you think Miao Miao is tired of watching me? Shall I turn off the camera for a few days? The main thing is that you Miao Miao are also good-looking, better than me. Tsk, your Brother Hang is very dangerous now... ..."

"Ah, yes, you guys haven't seen Guaibao coming yet. I'm sorry, I was too involved just now, so I forgot about it."

-“………………”

As soon as Ruan Yi opened the live broadcast room at [-]:[-] p.m. the next day, the first thing he saw was the crazy insults towards Ji Hang by the bullet screens.

- "Is Miao Miao online? The big pig's hoof next door urgently needs sanctions"

- "I feel that watching silent movies is good now, and the big pig's hooves are really suitable for silent movies"

- "Yeah, I've muted over there for 10 minutes"

-"Ask him what he did and didn't say anything, I almost didn't panic to death"

- "Is this dog really unscrupulous just relying on himself and us across a network cable?"

-"Is there any sister who still has the voice on to let him know that the show is over (smile.jpg)"

- "At first I naively thought he was really here to complain"

- "Me too!! I even really felt sorry for that bastard for a second!!!"

-"Don't you guys know that Brother Hang's nickname is 'Emotional Secondary Trader' (Old Fan Lights Cigarettes)

-"The message notification is in place, the big pig's hoof is already waiting in YY's room (OK.jpg)"

Immediately afterwards, what Ruan Yi saw was that the messy barrage on the screen suddenly became orderly, and all of them were writing the same sentence in unison.

-“[Luckey-Green invites you to join his YY den]”

"Pfft..." Ruan Yi was watching the music at the time, and recalled the same neat backstage private message he had when he first met Ji Hang. He sat down and said to the barrage, "Let that so-and-so pay attention, don't always I have made such a cult every time, and I might be arrested someday."

As soon as they finished speaking, everyone heard that Miao Miao said to whom they didn't know: "Why are you sitting so far away, sit closer."

- "????????"

- "Damn there's something wrong"

- "Who is Miao Miao talking to? Why do I hear the sound of rain falling on the green grass?"

- "Oh my god, I'm going to report to the girls next door"

- "I'm panicking"

-"Miao Miao, please don't, mothers usually just talk about it casually"

Ruan Yi is happy again, is this the legendary "fans follow the true master"?

Ji Hang's fans are just like Ji Hang himself, they are very interesting, usually one or two of Ji Hang's stepmothers are better than anyone else's stepmother, but in fact, every time this happens, they are very protective, including yesterday's fans of FOD Too.

Speaking of which, the word "fans follow the true master" was learned yesterday when he watched Ji Hang's fans and FOD fans in a Weibo battle.

No, as soon as Ruan Yi got on YY, Ji Hang's frightened voice came from the earphones: "Damn baby, they said you have other men in bed! How is this possible? Didn't Xiao Mu go on a trip after finishing the exam!"

Ruan Yi glanced at the person next to him who had just picked up the earphones to put them on, not forgetting that he still had Ji Hangqi's setting, and pretended to be indifferent: "What's the matter, can I have no one else except Xiao Mu. "

Ji Hang: "Fuck..."

Barrage: "Damn, shit..."

Ji Hang: "No, no, it's impossible, I've only been away for a few days, you're trying to scare me..."

Just as Ji Hang was talking, he heard the "sound of dragging chairs" mentioned in the barrage report!

Damn, he knows this voice well, and he has sat in this chair before!That's the sound of people sitting on it, grabbing it and dragging it on the ground, that's right! ! !

Ji Hang collapsed: "My old swan..."

In the next second, everyone in the live broadcast heard a slightly immature voice following Ji Hang's voice: "What are you calling your old swan, you have to ask Dad to know."

With this familiar tone, the barrage exploded in a second.

- "!!!"

- "Isn't this the little brother I miss day and night!"

- "Am I blind? Why did I hear my little brother's voice in Miao Miao's wheat?"

- "You are blind (funny.jpg)"

- "With a blank face, who is this..."

- "Ah! The long-lost 'Call Dad'"

- "Is it Xiao Chu! Why are you with Miao Miao!"

- "I'm the only one who cares why my little brother is called Brother Miao Miao, it always feels so dear"

- "I pick lemons, the whole world has seen Miaomiao, except me"

- "Lemon fruit on the lemon tree, you and me under the lemon tree"

- "These are really two magical realism live broadcast rooms, and the interview speed is really fast"

- "Is my memory messed up..."

- "What about moving?"

- "... I haven't been here for a few days, and the baby is already there? 0.0"

As soon as Ji Hang heard Chu Ci's voice, he closed his eyes, covered his face with his hands and rubbed his temples vigorously: "Damn it...you don't have to go to school every day!"

Chu Ci: "You take care of me."

Ruan Yi didn't listen just now, but he listened to the whole process of Ji Hang's show off with his mobile phone, and now he seized the opportunity to attack Ji Hang.

Chu Ci suddenly asked the people around him nonchalantly, "By the way, brother, what did we have for lunch today?"

"Seafood Baked Rice with Cheese." Seeing his thoughts at a glance, Ruan Yi smiled and cooperated.

"Ah yes." Chu Ci's "Ah yes" was exactly the same as Ji Hang's tone of voice to the barrage just now, "Wow, you don't know how delicious my brother's seafood and cheese baked rice is, it's really first-class Great! It's a pity that you can't eat it, so it doesn't make sense for me to tell you right now."

Ji Hang: "..."

Scalp, skin, hair, hemp.

- "Why does this sound a bit familiar hahahahaha"

Ji Hang choked for a long time and was about to speak, when the kid told Ruan Yi that he wanted to eat later at night.

"Are you still eating at night???" This is the second time Ji Hang has pulled his hair in just 24 hours since he heard yesterday that Assistant Xia has a girlfriend. "No, why are you still here at night? Today You don’t have holidays or weekends, please go back to school and have a good class, look at your hard-working homeroom teacher, what’s wrong with your conscience..."

"I still have to sleep with Xiao, cough, brother Miaomiao!" Chu Ci, who almost yelled out the words "Brother Xiaoyi", shrank his neck and glanced carefully at Ruan Yi, confirming that he There was no abnormality on his face before he was relieved, and then said, "What's the matter, I won't leave, I won't leave today, I won't leave tomorrow, I can stay as long as I want, come to Hong Kong to find me solo if you don't agree .”

Ji Hang: "..."

Ji Hang: "...All right."

In, line, self, closed.

- "Hahaha, it's so satisfying!"

-"The way of heaven is reincarnation, who will the heaven spare"

-"Anyway, everyone is separated by a network cable, who is afraid of who (funny.jpg)"

- "Ask in a low voice, what is the relationship between Xiao Chu and Miao Miao?"

- "I'm vain, Miao Miao is too soft-hearted, I still need my little brother to cure this bastard"

- "Big pig's trotter: face hurts"

-"Little brother: Does your face hurt? Pain is right, is it sour? Sour is right too"

- "Now I also feel that my little brother may really get close to Miao Miao, and there is something wrong"

- "I'll feed Brother Hang Cha Lemon, hee hee"

- "What do you mortals know about the world of the rich second generation? Everyone is a good brother who sleeps in the same bed (狗头.jpg)"

Just when the two were bickering, Ruan Yi had already logged into the game lobby, his account was still being tested, and now he was using Xiaoci.

Looking at the person in the small box on the screen with a face full of lovelessness, as if he had been forgotten to the edge of the world, Ruan Yi felt amused, cleared his throat and asked Ji Hang, "Double rows?"

There were hundreds of thousands of pairs of eyes in the live broadcast room, just watching the person who was slapping the eggplant with frost one second, and straightened his waist the next second.

The speed of light passed the team invitation sent by Ruan Yi from the opposite side, and Ji Hang, who immediately hooked up the preparations, his eyes lit up, and without thinking, he blurted out: "I knew that you are the most painful..."

Before Ji Hang finished speaking, Ruan Yi, who loved him the most, suddenly added after the screen screen entered the jump page: "Xiao Chu, come here."

Ji Hang: "...?"

The barrage laughed like crazy.

- "Ruthless, Miao Miao is still ruthless!"

- "Brother Hang: I'm going to perform and explode on the spot, don't let anyone stop me"

- "Big pig's trotters: Is it too late to get out of the car now? This is not the car for kindergarten!"

Although Ji Hang knew from the beginning of these rounds that he would not be happy, he really didn't expect to be so bad. He jumped the airport with that brat twice in a row and died inside.

Kakao is not interested in fishing and law enforcement when it comes to murder. It pays attention to being able to kill one by one. They are all emotional lone wolf manufacturing machines.

In the end, Chu Ci couldn't see it first. According to his own words, he was tired of mocking and mocking, and kakao was really troubled in single player and double row. It might be that Ji Hang hiccupped and Chu Ci quit the game and started again. Accompany him to play PUBG as a skydiving simulator.

However, looking at the person kneeling in front of him again, Chu Ci was speechless: "I'm really a foe too, I agreed with my brother to do my homework after typing, but you stunned It took five or six times to hit the efficiency, it is really hopeless, it is recommended to be cremated directly, without leaving residue."

Ji Hang: Give up the treatment, lie down and let the ridicule go.

After finally getting a chance to turn around, not to mention breaking out of the airport, he even killed two people who had finished picking up the airdrops, and their equipment was trimmed beautifully.

Seeing the extra third-level armor in the box, Ji Hang began to put Pinru's clothes on himself again, pointing his gun at the iron driveway where the two parked beside him: "Can I put this third-level armor on?" Put A in the trunk and take them away together."

"It's a ghost if you can take it away." Chu Ci finished angrily, and said indifferently, "But you can break it."

Then Ji Hang really listened.

He can't use it himself, and he can't leave it to others, after all, he is the one who finds a good gun and hides it in a lush grass if he can't use it.

It's just that breaking armor is not like repairing a car. You can just use a gun to sweep it. If you want to break this third-level armor, someone has to wear it.

After a while, Chu Ci: "I'm warning you, it's the armor, not the head. If you dare to break my third-level head, I will kill you."

Ji Hang: "I know, I know, such a short distance is definitely not..."

"No, I'd better take off my head, your marksmanship is really terrible."

As a result, Chu Ci just took off the third-level haircut on his head...

【Luckey-Green used M416 headshot to knock down Jiaobaba】

The scene was very embarrassing.

Chu Ci: "?"

Ji Hang: "This is an idea..."

"clatter!"

"clatter!"

【YHI276K knocked down Luckey-Green with M24 headshot】

The screen went dark, and the closing statement jumped—"Next time I will definitely eat chicken!!"

Ji Hang: "..."

Chu Ci: "..."

Why on earth should I mess around with this person?

- "???"

- "Is the third-level head of the big pig's trotter a fake? M24 one shot?"

- "WTMXS"

- "The team on the hillside must not understand what kind of sand sculpture operation is it that Brother Hang suddenly stood up and killed his teammates hahaha"

"Those two people are holding M24, they should have made an appointment to fight together." Ruan Yi, who rarely explained to everyone, was full of laughter, raised his hand and patted Chu Ci's shoulder, "Okay, Let me do it."

Ji Hang, who had finished singing Shame and stroking the sunset red, was about to regain his energy when he heard Ruan Yi add again: "Single row."

-"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"