[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Game

The end result was Jason Meow lying on the scale, licking the numbers on the monitor innocently.

Tony took the little orange cat down and poked it up with his right finger. He easily poked it out, which was heavier and heavier than Jason Meow.

Jason meowed and licked his nose, wrapped his tail lazily around Tony's wrist, and let out a long meow, "Meow~"

I also want to eat fish.

No, it's not what Tony imagined.

Sometimes when he is woken up by the little orange cat, he feels that the little orange cat is very heavy...

The little clumsy hand wobbled to dispose of the garbage bag containing the fish bones of the two fish, and wobbled back again. While Tony was deep in thought, he approached Jason Meow.

Before Jason could lick the little clumsy hand that came closer, Tony raised his hand up, and he said seriously: "Stupidity is contagious, I don't want you to be cross-infected."

……

The little clumsy hand didn't move.

Jason meow raised his paw, he thought for a while, and pressed it against Tony's chin. The cat pad was soft and pressed very lightly.

So he snapped the paw back hastily, then looked down at the paw, then at Tony's chin.

Lao Jia came out to remind in due course.

【Sir, it's time for you to take a rest. 】

When he didn’t pick up the little orange cat again before, Tony stayed up all night to research and improve the steel armor. After picking up the little orange cat, he took care of it... Well, it was watching the little orange cat being taken care of by his well-paid doctor, ignoring the matter of shaving his beard. thing.

So the last long trek was the last time Jason Meow's cat's paw was pricked by his beard in the desert.

... quite embarrassing.

Tony ignored this question and the little orange cat who still wanted to eat. He notified the Avengers so far, went to shave a beard, and then took Jason Meow to meet the elders.

When they came out, the Avengers were already there.

There's Steve, Dr. Banner, Natasha, and Fat Joe.

... No, Natasha and Hawkeye.

Hawkeye looked at Tony's posture holding the cat, and showed a subtle smile, "Okay, I see, you are now a skilled old father."

Tony threw the suit jacket over his arm, "Not as skilled as you."

The blazer was blocked by Hawkeye's raised hand, and Steve caught it. He sighed and met Jason's meowing eyes.

Jason Meow nodded to the US team to say hello.

Hawkeye followed his soft cat paws, cat ears, cat waist, and cat tail, "Come, let uncle hug you."

The audience looked at his expression in silence for two seconds, and Natasha put her hand on his waist calmly, and pulled it hard.

Hawkeye's expression gradually calmed down, and he said: "...don't hug."

Tony, who saw all their small actions, sat on the other side in disgust, and told the little orange cat, "Be careful of cross-infection."

Jason Meow: ...

I understand, I will never lick you again, for fear of being infected by you.

Hawkeye, who didn't know what cross-infection was, showed a bewildered expression. He was about to ask, but Natasha stopped him with a smile.

Steve and Natasha looked at each other, tacit understanding.

Anyway, it's not a good thing.

The ceremony of meeting the parents was very formal. Tony put the little orange cat on his lap, and then introduced it to both parties.

"This is Cap, Captain America. I don't know if you recognize him or not, but it doesn't matter. Anyway, you just need to remember his love education."

Tony who was educated by Steve Love is very experienced.

Steve smiled helplessly, "Hello, you can call me Steve—I know you, little Jason."

Tony glanced at him, then ignored him, "This is Natasha, you know... I know you want to get off my lap and go to Natasha's side and let her rub your fat belly, but before jumping Please don't get ready to pedal, I'd be mistaken."

He calmly held down the little orange cat that wanted to jump aside.

Natasha reached out and caught Jason Meow's cat paw. She smiled, "It's a pleasure to meet you officially, little Jason."

Tony interrupted, he raised the little orange cat in front of Hawkeye, "Get to know him, this is Fat Chirp, you can bite it if you don't like it, he's a bird anyway."

Natasha, who was deliberately interrupted from communicating with the little orange cat, gave everyone an expected look.

Hawkeye, who was rubbing his hands to catch the cat, was stunned. He looked at Tony who was not going to give the cat to him at all, "Hey, buddy, who is Fat Chirp?! Also, my bird is not small at all, okay?"

Steve looked over, "Language."

Tony hadn't told them everything about Jason yet, but that didn't stop them from extracting key information.

A newborn kitten that can communicate with people.

The words of Hawkeye may open up a new world for the little milk cat that is not suitable for him to open now.

Hawkeye looked at everyone and said sincerely, "Okay, I was wrong."

He stretched out his hand and was about to hug the cat, when he saw Tony holding the cat mercilessly towards the next parent—Dr. Banner.

Jason Meow stretched out his paw and patted Tony's paw, and let him introduce himself.

Forget it, what do you care about with a 30-[-]-year-old kid?

Dr. Banner was very honest. Although he still showed a smile that was enough to make Tony raise his vigilance, he didn't try to hug the cat.

He is different from other teammates who try to hold cats and try to steal cats.

Jason meowed at him a few times, and Tony introduced, "Dr. Banner, um... Although you and his colors are a little bit different, sometimes we can play together."

Ok……

Tony, who has a common language about research with Dr. Banner, believes that Jason Meow and Dr. Banner will neutralize it.

Jason easily understood what Tony meant. He looked up at the cat's head, looked at Tony for a few seconds, grabbed Tony's arm, kicked hard, and fell into Dr. Banner's arms.

He pressed his paw on Dr. Banner's chest a few times, turned his head and met Tony's eyes.

Well neutralized.

……

A call saved everyone present in time.

Tony held the phone and repeated what the other party said, "A hammer???"

He took the phone away and gestured, "Ha, Avengers Recycle Bin???"

Others have also received this mission description, but Tony was reminded by Nick, just in case.

Jason meow raised his cat face, meow meow hammer!

Tony chatted casually with the other side of the phone while taking the suit jacket that Steve handed over to gag him.

He hung up the phone and met the star-eyed little orange cat.

The little orange cat meowed, and lay down softly in Banner's arms, revealing its belly.

Tony was also very calm this time. He quickly reached out and hugged Jason back before Dr. Banner reached out to touch his belly, "No, you can't go."

Tony took Jason Meow seriously through the crowd, "I brought you to see them, just to find you as soon as you left without saying goodbye."

And if something happens that he doesn't want to mention...

You will be educated by taking turns to love.

Jason Meow understood the meaning in Tony's big caramel-colored eyes.

He was as quiet as a chicken, looking at Tony with watery blue eyes.

They stared at each other for a few seconds, Tony reached out and rubbed the cat's head, "Good boy, it's too far away, and the weather is not so good, it's not suitable for cats to go there."

The steel armor was silently assembled on his legs, and the moment Tony put Jason Meow on the table, his arms were also wrapped by the armor.

Jason squatted on the table and licked his nose. He turned his head and looked at Dr. Banner who was also left behind.

Dr. Banner considered his tone, and asked tentatively, "Well... Maybe you like fish?"

.........

The little orange cat squatted in front of Dr. Banner in an instant, and meowed at him.

"Meow~"

His cheerfulness did not show any signs of depression at all.

The author has something to say: Just make sure the Thorn Bird is spicy

Does anyone know what the thorn bird can be called for short?

The English name is too long, uh... it takes up the number of words...

I feel like you guys don't like Nini and Jason's heart-to-heart talks, but you can't jump ducks, and you can't directly describe their conversation in one sentence babab...

This chapter is too much, focus on the points to be tested:

He is different from other teammates who try to hold cats and try to steal cats.

Draw another one:

It's getting colder, Hulk.

Who, who recommended my article QAQ

I took a look at the source of Moonstone just now, and I was stunned by the recommendation.

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