[Comprehensive British and American] Bat Game

In the morning, when the alarm clock rang for the third time, Peter sat up abruptly.

Jason Meow's reaction was faster than his.

Just when Peter was about to rush out of bed to wash in the bathroom, he was pushed down on the bed by a little orange cat.

The little orange cat squatted on his chest and yawned lazily, "Meow."

go to bed.

Peter paused, his ears turning red.

Ok……

He went to bed last night with his uniform off, that is to say, with his shirt off...

Jason Meow added, "Meow... Meow."

Mr. Stark has taken time off for us...you should be notified on your phone.

Peter shuddered. He covered the cat on his chest with one hand and reached for the phone with the other. Sure enough, there was a message on it, which was sent in the early morning.

[I asked for leave for you.

——Tony Stark]

There is another message after that.

[Come to Stark Tower once in the evening and bring Jason. 】

Jason saw Peter turn over on the bed with his own eyes.

Not only did he see it with his own eyes, Peter hugged him and turned over.

……

"Ow!"

A new day began in the...afternoon. After eating, Peter Parker hurriedly greeted Aunt May, "May, I'm going to find Ned. I have something to do today!"

Aunt Mei raised her eyebrows, and said to the closed door: "You really look like you're late again... Also, the cat's tail is exposed, pay attention next time."

Peter didn't hear it, he ran into a small alley as soon as he went out, let Jason meow down, and then took off/clothes as he walked, and took out the Spider-Man uniform to put on again.

After pressing the chest device again to make the uniform tighter, Peter hugged Jason back again, "Hey, let's go find Ned."

A Spider-Man got up and swung quickly between the floors, "I bet Mr. Stark must know what happened yesterday!"

"Hey, my little spider can not only guide the way, he can also do great things, such as take down an electric man!"

Jason Meow poked out from his arms and meowed loudly against the wind.

Then get beaten up by Mr. Stark?

Don't forget how you fought yesterday! ! !

Spider-Man casually shot a spider web and stuck the hand of the person below who was trying to pry open the window, "Hey, man, you'd better not touch someone else's car..."

He swung towards the sky again, speechless for a while, and reminded Jason loudly, "And you, you were also very dangerous yesterday!"

Two teenage superheroes agree.

"It's not about putting yourself in danger, these are all training."

Ned: ...

Ned reminded them on the comm channel, "So, my superheroes, can you check it out on YouTube?"

With his arms around the cat, Spider-Man randomly chose a place——a moving train——and sat down. He sat on the locomotive and took out his mobile phone.

Jason Meow smashed the cat's head onto the screen in his arms.

Peter skillfully rubbed the little orange cat's chin, which almost blocked the entire phone, "Don't get so close..."

Peter, who had just reached an agreement with Jason, pondered for a while, and murmured: "You seem to have gained weight recently...a lot...?"

Jason meowed indifferently, "Meow!"

Shut up!

Can the orange cat matter be called fat?

The tubing was refreshed, and each person and cat turned their heads to look at it, and then fell silent.

The above has been swiped by screenshots from the New York Daily News.

Amidst the sound of the train whistle, Peter said with difficulty: "Uh... I thought the New York Daily was serious...?"

Anyway, it’s definitely not like posting a snap photo——this photo simultaneously took a photo of Spider-Man in the air using spider silk for strength, and the little orange cat in his arms——and then used A playful tone of praise for New York's Spider-Cats.

...Even if this newspaper called Peter "New York Star", it still couldn't change the indecency of asking for the contact information of Orange Cat at the end.

And the worst part is that many people on YouTube are also begging.

They begged for Spider-Man's contact information, and wanted to rub the little orange cat on the bed.

Minor Peter and minor Jason looked at each other.

Peter silently turned off his mobile phone, then carried Jason and swung out, "Let's patrol quickly!"

Ned laughed over there again, he was blocked by Peter and the little orange cat at the same time.

After a while, the shield was cracked by Ned. He said in a serious tone for a second, "By the way, Peter, I want to tell you something."

Peter hesitated, "...what?...wait!"

He saw that at the bank's self-service teller machine around the corner, several people were...violently breaking the device and withdrawing cash directly.

Moreover, as they got closer, Peter realized that those people were all wearing the masks of the Avengers.

Peter: ...

He put the little orange cat down, and then patted the cat's butt/butt, "Wait, wait for me on the opposite side first... the one where we bought sandwiches!"

But that house also has a cat!

And Peter often smells of it!

The little orange cat gritted its teeth without any objection, then crossed the road and ran towards the store.

Spider-Man, who stayed where he was, looked at the little orange cat who didn't look back, and shrugged.

Well, it is still easier for shopkeepers who have experience in raising cats to win the favor of cats.

He opened the door and walked in. The new robbers inside were all excitedly circling the ATM, and no one paid attention to the outside.

Spider-Man strikes a pose, "Hey guys..."

On the other side, Jason walked to the door of the store with his short legs, knocked the door open with his body, and squeezed in.

The big fat cat named Murphy who was lazily lying on the counter looked at the door and stood up with a "meow".

Jason raised his head and looked at it.

The owner of this store and the owner of the cat, Mr. Dalmore leaned against the counter and looked down, "Oh, kitten, you are here again, where is Mr. Parker?"

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand skillfully.

At the same time, Murphy jumped down.

Jason grabbed the glass on the counter and climbed up a distance, trying to reach Mr. Dalmore's hand.

But he didn't climb for long when he was caught in the back of the neck.

……no, do not want……

Mr. Dalmore laughed, "Hahaha, Murphy, it seems that this kitten doesn't like you very much."

Murphy glanced at him, and jumped onto the counter with a small orange cat in its mouth.

After feeling that the back of the neck was loosened, Jason Meow immediately ran forward with short legs, trying to find Mr. Dalmore.

Mr. Dalmore laughed heartlessly. He watched happily as his big fat cat held down the little orange cat and then licked it.

Hmm... Anyway, Mr. Parker is not here, let Murphy appease this kitten.

At this moment, there was a strange noise from the wall.

Before one person and two cats could react, the wall collapsed.

Jason:! ! !

He changed into human form, and fished out a big fat cat from the ruins.

It seemed that Murphy hadn't reacted yet—whether it was the house suddenly collapsing, or the little orange cat suddenly getting bigger.

Jason put the cat in his arms and went to Mr. Dalmore.

Something must have happened to Peter.

.........

Spider-Man is actually okay.

Those criminals are not very skilled, but the weapons are a bit strange.

It was this strange weapon that caught him off guard.

But it seems that those people are not very good at using weapons—they didn't know where they pressed it, and the weapon fired a blue laser, sweeping down the houses on the opposite side.

Spider-Man got to his feet, he hurriedly took the robbers down, and rushed out of the bank.

The laser was so powerful that it penetrated the wall and hit the opposite building.

The building opposite is the shop where Peter often buys sandwiches.

——Oh my god, at this time, the owner is still there, and Jason Meow just went there.

When Spider-Man smashed the glass door and turned across the street, he saw his teammate who had just been coaxed to the "safety zone" by him, holding the shopkeeper with one hand and a cat in the other, and walked out with difficulty.

Peter sneered, and hurried to pick him up.

Jason put the cat, which was countless times bigger than him, into the owner's arms, and then calmly watched Spider-Man turn around, only to find that the self-service cash machine opposite was empty.

...Stupid?

Peter opened his mouth, "...Ned, go ahead."

Ned over there turned on the communicator, "...Pfft, sorry...cough, that's right, Liz has a party tonight, are you going?"

He paused, and added guiltily: "—I think Spider-Man should want to go."

Spider-Man didn't want to go, he hugged Jason and shot the spider web, the two flew into the air, they avoided the crowd and went to an alley.

A few seconds later, Spider-Man shot the spider silk with one hand and supported the cat with the other, "...what did you say again, Ned?"

The little orange cat's paws tightly hooked onto his tights.

Ned smiled guiltily, "...That's, uh... Isn't Spider-Man Peter's friend? Cough, let's go to the banquet..."

The main reason is that those classmates laughed at Peter and Spider-Man for "knowing" too much, and Ned, who was asked to leave and went to school, was almost blown up.

Peter: ...

Tired, he pushed the cat's tail with a little force, and then he felt the cat's claws probing his chest.

Peter: ...

He wisely said: "Let's see then... It's already night, let's go see Mr. Stark!"

Jason Meow looked up at the sky.

In fact, when Iron Man asks his fans to meet at night, morning is night, noon is night, and night is night!

It can be night 24 hours a day!

But Tony didn't know about it... Or rather, he was too busy to think about it recently.

So when Tony just received the news that Bruce Wayne had arrived downstairs, he also found Jason sliding down the glass of Stark Tower.

Jason is human.

When he was discovered by Tony, he was still looking up and saying something to the above.

Above him is the glass of the upper floor, which cannot be seen from this floor, but it is not difficult to guess who he is talking to.

Tony: ...

Tony saw Jason looking over and exchanged glances with him.

A black and red hand—Peter was still in uniform—grasps Jason's wrist from above, pulling Jason up a bit.

Jason calmly grabbed Peter's wrist and pulled him down.

Peter:? ? ?

He didn't struggle, and as soon as the upside-down Spider-Man slid down a little, he met Tony, who was looking over while drinking.

Tony snapped his fingers, and the glass automatically shrank to both sides, "So, why don't you come in? Two little gentlemen."

He raised the communicator casually and took a look, then glanced at the ground without expression, as if he could see through the ground to see the Stark Tower.

.........

Bruce Wayne closed the car door.

Tim looked at the dim scene in the parking lot from the car window, and then at the New York Daily on Bruce's lap, "...won't you go down?"

Tony Stark is still waiting for him.

Bruce lowered his head to fold the newspaper, the parking lot was too dark, and their car was turned off, so Tim couldn't see his expression clearly.

"No, Jason is up there."

Oh……

Tim got it.

I don't know when Jason returned to Gotham—more likely, when Jason reappeared in Gotham for the first time——Batman noticed Jason's attitude towards him.

That's not how you treat your adoptive father, your family.

Nor is it the attitude towards the enemy, the person you hate.

That is the attitude towards a more troublesome stranger.

And as time went by, this problem was also discovered by other people. When Jason was first found after the time of the nuclear bomb, Wonder Woman had politely asked Jason why he had this attitude.

People who love Gotham, but ignore Gotham.

Batman didn't answer.

Bruce put the folded newspaper aside, the top side happened to be a gray picture, and Jason Meow was meowing in Spiderman's arms.

He repeated, "Jason is up there."

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